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=oXO you can be a woman and a man at the same time if you want to¡ there,s actually nothing stopping you from doing both¡ =oXO
Try estrogen then it works wonders
alrighttt
why
never too late to be a beautiful trans woman
You are never going to believe this
There's A Lot Of People In Here That Are Just Standing Like Lemons🍋
it is almost june
thats always gonna be a yes. i fuckin love tavros 🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥💥💥💥
LOWK3Y LOOK1NG FOR QU4DR4NTS? TH1NK1NG 3MOJ1 #P4L3 & #BL4CKROM ONLY #R3DROM 1S TOO COMPL1C4T3D..
!!!!! 38D -------------------------------------EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
🍆pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox Pick Up The Fox grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon Grand Canyon #vagueposting #reference🍆
Hehehehe kissie kissie mwah mwah.
Damn right I do mean it. ♡
Hey you! Yes you. No, not the person the account belongs to, YOU the WRITER of the person. I love you. ♡
youre thinking of admin 2 im admin 3 but we type the same so i get the mixup
Yaoi discourse in modern day. Puzzling.
Yo horny people I need feedback, I’m getting ready to draw a certain popular purple and I gotta know, wardrobe malfunction or confidently flashing the audience? Both are hot and I can't pick. #nsfw
glub
Omw #nsfw
𝗕𝗶𝘁𝗲 another 𝙋𝙡𝙖𝙮𝙚𝙧. Potentially #suggestive
ha... ha... ha... ha... thank... you... ha... this... is... celebratory...
wow... wow... wow... a... real... a... real... being... comfortable... with... me... wow... interesting...
i... do... not... have... the... capacity... to... be... sexual... i... can... attempt... to... be... sexual... if... it... would... make... you... all... more... comfortable... with... me... #nsfw...
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! won’t be n!ce about !t tho~!꠹
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! can!꠹
everyone who vague posts should always tell me specifically who and what theyre talking about im nosy and i deserve to know everything
WRONG! Bird flu.
Cause of Death: The common cold.
mutual stalking??? >///> anyway #lyrics #lyricposting #horror #nsfwe some call it stalking, i say walking just extremely close behind i'm sure if i sat down and asked you, well, you really wouldn't mind you've got those eyes that drive me crazy and i've got eyes to watch you sleep https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thrtkgx-czy
iif ii get anymore dumb me22age2 iim goiing two get a headache 2o bad only an entiire bottle of mediiciine wiill be able two cure iit. #targeted #vaugepo2tiing
1F Y0U0U PL4Y 4M0NGN U5 1LL G1V3Y0U 4 7UN4 D00DL3 (MM4YB3) (MAYB4B) (N0 PR0M1535)
Ɏ i think if your sta-a-and only la-a-asts one night you got sca-a-ammed by the furniture store Ɏ
((Alright, okay. Info. Need info. Crow Strider, from CSAU! Post-comic, my own take on life after it all went down. He's about 22, 23, and has spent most of his time chilling on Earth-C. Open to shipping if people mesh well, no weird family shit though. Canon welcome and OCs highly encouraged to come say hello. Crow doesn't bite! Probably. NOT official, not affiliated formally with Meraki! Just a fan having fun. Welcome to the page, it's all gonna be nonsense! )) https://file.garden/agjaQwT8lA0HwqXg/crowIcon.png
im the joker bby send chitt
If i Like, step On you I want You to, Like, apologize To me. Even in, Like, a Non-Sexual way #nsfw
Chittr confessions are cowards. Slide in that man’s DMs and tell him you like him.
🜏 nyaaa ♅
o| ThIs mF StArTeD MeOwIn fOr fReE LmAoO |o
>> oh <:')) oopડ ¡'m ડorry
>> ¡ d¡dn't rea1¡ze ¡t e¡ther unt¡1 an ex mateડpr¡t po¡nted ¡t out to me 1mfao ¡ fe1t ડ¡11y conડ¡der¡ng ¡'m the one who wa1kડ w¡th a cane!!
>> yeડ!! Fun fact: Dr. H¡ve uડeડ h¡ડ cane on the wrong ડ¡de g¡ven wh¡ch 1eg the ¡njury ¡ડ on, he ડhou1d be uડ¡ng ¡t on the oppoડ¡te ડ¡de not the ડame ડ¡de
>> oh 100% ¡t'ડ one of my favor¡te ડhowડ :))
>> Ooh ¡ 1ove Med¡cu11 dramaડ, 1aડt ¡ watched waડ H¡ve MD.
>> ¡'m work¡ng on gett¡ng ડome food ¡n and 1¡ડten¡ng to muડ¡c!! What are you watch¡ng
>> That'ડ great, what have you been up to?
>> how ¡ડ your 1¡ght go¡ng?
>> ડomet¡meડ a11 you've gotta do ¡ડ juડt aડk to ta1k to pp1
>> ¡'11 ta1k to you :)) And maybe ડome other fo1kડ w¡11 too ¡f you put yourડe1f out there ¡n the r¡ght way
>> You've gotta do a 1¡tt1e more than that, my fr¡end.. 1¡ke, try tak¡ng a genu¡ne ¡ntereડt ¡n peop1e and the¡r ¡ntereડtડ/paડડ¡onડ
>> ¡ડ that.. ¡t?
>> ¡n what wayડ have you been do¡ng thoડe th¡ngડ :? /genu¡ne
>> Be¡ng n¡ce and ડhow¡ng up for peop1e he1pડ, ¡'d ડay.
@caligulaAqua hi :)
B33 < im purretty sure its just beclaws they talk about you on their actual accounts
...ONE OF MY SWEATERS IS MISSING.
ok peak mentioned
secured an insane deal. making big moves. sh0ut out tw0 @archiveAddict as savvy a businesstroll as they are... fermented.
] CAN HE[P YOU W]TH YOUR H]VE ]MPROVEMENT HVAC E[ECTR]CA[ NEEDS OR ANYTH]NG
]F THERE ARE ANY H]GH B[OODS OUT THERE READ]NG TH]S ] WANT TO WORK FOR YOU. YOU CAN USE MY HORNS AS A HAND[E AS ]T ]S DES]GNED TO BE USED THAT WAY! ] CAN GO TO MANY HARD TO REACH P[ACES :)
S)(orey to -Erifins ebberyw)(ere! -Except t)(e one in my Imperial Prison! 38/ )(e t)(rew a rock at me w)(en I went to go sea )(im. Any advice?
OH, SO TH1S POST 1S 4BOUT YOUR 1M4G1N4RY FR13ND!
WHY 4R3 YOU T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOURS3LF 1N TH1RD P3RSON >:?
>> Probab1y yeah
i'lL WiLl iT InTo eXiStEnCe fOr yOu.
MAN TITS ON MY TIMELINE. FUCK. YES.
X I got stuff for that #substance x
twenty twenty twenty four hours to go i wanna be sedated yeah what a hell of a number that song was real rocking little beat behind it groovy
>> are you gett¡ng too worked up, Er¡dan 1o1
Ī cøułđ hełp wīŧh ŧhaŧ... ŧhøugh faīr warnīng: ŧhe prøcess mīghŧ be a łīŧŧłe paīnfuł.~§~
"= tranq gun. stat. ="
∻If y☢u use chatgpt I'm g☢ing t☢ grab y☢u by the h☢rns and use y☢ur teeth t☢ scrape sludge ☢ff the sh☢res y☢u're p☢lluting.∻
>> #rech¡tt ડo fuck¡ng hard 1mfao
>FQ *^*^_>let me kn ow if thst proces suddesful as i am prone to tummy troubel
>FQ *^*^_>yes often thst csn be a problem so yuo mighta skbwhat can you do? maybe theyre are answ ers
[ I should take the time to share the visage of the form I built. IT is perfection. Because, I, speaking of myself, am the one who made it. ]
>> aડ much aડ ¡ m¡ght try, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡'m capab1e of keep¡ng up w¡th everyth¡ng that happenડ on th¡ડ ડ¡te ડmh
thoughts an prayers good luck out there it's a rough universe for any kinda love :/
[ You are all depraved vermin. Fantasize all you want, I will NEVER return your pathetic affections. ]
Good. )+|appy ʇo see more seadweller doing war. Grand news. Nap before war. Guppy.
War. #WaronAceDick. ʇo proʇecʇ women.
RETRACTING MY EARLIER SENTIMENT. THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN. MY BAD, I FORGOT MY ROOTS FOR A SECOND. #NSFW
be careful, that c0uld be s0meb0dy's kink. y0u never kn0w with the freaks 0n here.
I do+n't think this is e|x|tremely o+ut o+f so+rts fo+r Chittr to+ be ho+nest
THATS WHAT IM SAYING IS THERE SOMETHING IN THE AIR IM IMMUNE TO
it's a day that ends in y.
I'VE BEEN ON THIS SITE A TOTAL OF THREE MINUTES AND EVERYTHING I'VE SEEN IS HORNY. YOU FUCKS ARE NASTY. #NSFW
maybe try sleeping then? :P
who's even awake??
I'M SO NICE. (:B
>> okay, f¡ne, ¡'11 ડay ¡t ડomebody ડhou1d put me on a 1eaડh and wa1k me 1¡ke a fuck¡n dog 🐾 or make me choke on ¡t ¡dk ¡'11 take e¡ther one (๑♡⌓♡๑) #nડfw #hornypoડt¡ng #everyone-e1ડe-doeડ-¡t #¡-ડhou1d-be-1eડડ-of-a-coward (¡f th¡ડ ¡ડ rece¡ved poor1y ¡'m go¡ng to throw myડe1f ¡nto the ocean 🙂↕️)
Best Eridan post ever. I hope the other ones are dead, this is #myeridan
I like women.
^^ I might be annoying but my spheres are huge and my ass is fat so who's really losing here? ^^ #nsfw
50m30n3 d13d 0r 50m37h1n9˚ ༘ ೀ⋆｡˚
✐ᝰ "If I saw a purple blood irl...." -> Influx of purple blood comments ->?????? -> Profit ᝰᝰ
GOOD...WHATEVER IT IS.
YOU BETTER NOT KARKAT II 2WEAR
ii keep gettiind pariinoiid that a 2peciifiic 2OMEONE ii2 goiing two tell the whole iinternet about 2omeone el2e ii may or may not enjoy the pre2ence of.. #vaugepo2tiing
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>> ¡t never w¡11 be, here on Ch¡ttr
>> ડame, ડame
esta8lishing da c0l0rs 0f my timeline. https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/6f8f6d8a8185.png
SIGH thinking about that bulge again. #nsfw
sorry for war found out why war bad only normal killing and stealing now
// It's come to my attention that people are having a hard time with QUIRKS on this website! As a mituna writer, his quirk is hard to read if you have a reading disability or any visual disability https://64.media.tumblr.com/324c3b7fbf4f393424d8f2fc6b2fb094/b89e44cc8a09b737-b3/s500x750/741ea1dc297463ecb5999e69102cd5e845a63085.png It's probably because it's the last button, but there is an UNQUIRK button for quirks, and it helps a ton to read difficult posts! I've heard a few fantroll writers get unwarranted hate OOC because of their characters' quirk!! Also! If you have a quirk, please use the input system in the character settings on your profile to put your quirk there for people (like me) who need the extra leg up on quirks! Remember to separate IC from OOC. These are Barbies played by VERY REAL PEOPLE!
I'M DOWN.
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takIIn the VVorld2 2hIIttIIe2t bath IIn the tIInIIe2t IItty bIIttIIe2t ablutIIontrap knoVVn to man an trollkIInd. fuck VVIIth me.
[|87 :: 1 am always down to get fuked up w;th strangers.
I HAD SOMETHING MEAN TO SAY, BUT THOUGHT AGAINST IT BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW YOU SPECIFICALLY, SO GOOD LUCK ON FINDING ONE.
im sorry. i hope youre feelinng better.
you ever notice how all the dudes on here are either the most plain twinks or the most ripped dudes of all time? where are the fat fuckers at #fatboysunite
I will pretend yov did some type of cvrtsy if yov in tvrn pretend I bowed in retvrn.
:33< ill be so fur real when tomeowdochi life living the dream clawms out mew wont s33 meow fur a few days
Disclaimer and c9ntent warning: Sex talk, adult t9pics. Sex p9sitivity is fine, and a high6l99d can 6e sex p9sitive. H9wever, if y9u have a hist9ry 9f 6eing a sex pest and making assumpti9ns a69ut h9w pe9ple feel a69ut y9u, then pe9ple are simply n9t g9ing t9 take y9ur " self-c9nfidence " p9sitively, which is just a thinly veiled, 9verinflated eg9. N9 9ne hates y9u 9ut 9f the 6lue; there is a c9ntinued hist9ry 9f 6ehavi9r and acti9ns that make y9ur " self-c9nfidence " seem vile, and it's hard t9 6elieve it's self-c9nfidence when the p9sts that f9ll9w are a self-pity party t9 garner sympathy and 6r9wnie p9ints with pe9ple wh9 y9u think will try t9 c9ddle y9u. It's pseud9-self-flagellati9n f9r pity p9ints, and then s9me9ne c9ddles y9u, and then it's 6ack t9 y9ur self-pride p9sts that are just y9ur 9verinflated eg9. #tw_vaguep9sting #tw_adultt9pics #tw_t9xiceg9 #nsfw
tomaadaachii liife iin 4 daayss gaang.
90% a th' Ampora population deservves it, it's fine. I hit Cro evvery time I see him.
Stop h1tt1ng the Amporas
//hi everyone! I just wanted to say that I'm the cosplayer that was proposed to during NYCstuck and I can't thank everyone enough for the kind words and excitement! I couldn't be happier right now! <3 I hope y'all enjoy Sleepi and Mallek (Sleepmode) as much as me and my partner do hehe #sleepmode #NYCstuck #proposal
Pickup lines for girls with bird names
2top fuckiin liikiin my po2t2..
ii wwant hate only!!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Throwing stuff at the wall right now .... Frotting... never... hurt... a moiralliegance? #nsfw ]
MAN YALL ARE ON SOME FREAK SHIT THIS MORNING.
holy shit the h∆te is just blowing up my shit like 14 notifs in ∆bt 20 seconds
Troll Siri play Creep by Radiohead
the labubu incident #thelabubuincident
Hate date idea (pulled from my past): you go to a furniture shop together and pick out things you think would be fun to beat each other up with.
2ooo happy for all of ᶠYͧoͨᵏu..
II have tw0 g0, II’ll be back later.
wwwwill somebody catch my legs they are gettin awwwway
(( ouuugh time to FAFO
((I'm using light mode because dark backgrounds fuck up my eyes, and when I hover the mouse the text turns black. Absolute lifesaver and I'm so glad that's a feature. Also btw if you edit someone's text to be lighter/darker, it doesn't cross over into DMs))
((Yeah! It does wonders for me for purples and dark blues fr))
(( Honestly it’s perhaps one of the best features this site has.))
X Who in their right fucking mind WANTS to be from Alternia. This isn’t a vague post, @sanguinaryFangirl explain yourself. x
not gonna lie this one is pretty sick congrats to @taciturnCharlatan enjoy this and all its clowny glory https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c418e821d8ab.png ((never drawn kurloz before so this was a fun interpretation :catjam: ))
B33 < after midnight chittr f33d i have an inane question B33 < whats the best underling type <3 = imp <> = basilisk <3< = ogre c3< = giclops
He can reply if he wants to! He never does, though. ::::)
PLEASE DON'T.
AM I ENOUGH OF A DEGENERATE THAT I WOULD POST A PICTURE OF MY OWN BULGE ONLINE? #SUGGESTIVE
You would, wouldn't you?
Jealousy is a disease!
Yaknow mayb3 l3tting ju2t anyon3 po2t th3ir thought2 op3nly on Chittr wa2 a bad id3a
I Want To Fuck That Old Man. Something Within Me Is Broken. #nsfw
wELL, tHEY ARE PRETTY, cOMFORTABLE AND ALSO, nOT VERY DIFFICULT AT ALL, tO WEAR,
Guys with 8ig spheres and girls with little spheres send chit #nsfw
concept: out of your pan high drunk everything in between feeling their hands squish your cheeks to force you to down more liqour, forcing you to swallow, leaning in to messily kiss you through laughter afterwards feeling them blow smoke on your face for a secondhand coating their fingers in slime and forcing them down your throat you dont remember taking your pants off but it feels so good (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, #substance, #nsfw, #nsfwe, redcoded, flushcoded, unmentioned quads, chitfic, substance abuse, peer pressure, soporplay, mutual intoxication, archive rating: M)
Let's get cruuuuuuuunk!
You still like rum? I gotttttttt cocktails and mixers. Heh.
In fairsness, I'm drunk. I don;t know a8out all these other sluts. #substances
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ A little dryhumping never hurt a friendship. #nsfw ]
//Hello, hehe, over here you don't have to worry about Rekner watching you. It's weird playing as an established character, It's fun to add my own things though, so I can be chill.
//Read my bio Eridan, I'm surprised you haven't known it's me.
//You do a lot on every platform, I've come to accept this about you, I'm thankfully over here sticking with my two.
Got grubscars on the pan,..,.,...,.,,.,.,.., #nsf\/\/
★: Never stopped me before, besides the times it has, but hey you do you.
★: You should sleep, I love to sleep, recently it's been harder but I still enjoy rest.
concept: "youre about my daughters age" (tags: #dashwatching, #rankworks, #nsfw, age difference, human title #dilf, human fetish, archive rating: M)
8=D < May I... post another GIF?
im not depressed theres something far more sinister going on with me
wvhy do you hate vwomen bro quit bodyshaming
why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food
I'm starting to think the friggin frogs were gay before they put those chemicals in the water.
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
glub #glub
((debating on making a profile for my vampkat....hes a feral little freak <333))
imperial arbalest eridan ampora found dead wwith a stiletto heel shovved deep into his skull sprawwled out on the floor nude wwhat a wway to go #nsfww
Whip glub whip whip glub I fucking guess.
YEAH. SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
REALEST SHIT I'VE EVER HEARD.
Speak1ng of wh1ps 1 have one }:"^) Sh1t br1ngs me some ptsd #nsfw
I do have ques†ions †o consider during my nex† s†udy. Such as why would someone of such a high s†a†us wan† spi† on.
Bet they need to get clubbed too #violence
i think i want s0me0ne t0 spit 0n me. #nsfw what else is there t0 elab0rate 0n?
I feel as †hough my percep†ions of coldbloods are changed every nigh† I check †his websi†e. I do no† †hink I would ever have discovered †he... oddi†ies of cer†ain seadwellers †hrough basic field s†udy.
i got new combat boots i need to work in 50 bucks and i wiLL step on you #nsfw
1 th1nk the Amporas need to be wh1pped #nsfw
0nly thing y0u've ever said that i agree with.
The Eridans are sounding especially desper8 this evening.
You're welcome.
Hrrrrrrk. Ptooo.
havve you not seen howw many mes there are skitterin around this shithole
Depends on which person you want to spit on you
i know i have a stage presence to maintain and im sorry if it weirds some people out but i will always reply to nudes to pay a compliment. girls need girls!!!! we gotta stick together! #nsfw
:33< this is 8/10 mewve impurroved so meowch great job!
get in line pal i been singin this same fuckin sentiment since day one
i feel like i could eat an entire pizza myself right now
:33 < Meow...
As lo+ng as I o+nly check replies to+ my po+sts when I wake up and no+t any po+st anyo+ne else has made, I tend to+ have a better time when I first wake up and check Chittr.
"I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE" BITCH YOU DON'T KNOW ME.
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) I'm in then ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
(( Ooc Monroe fun fact: Monroe’s voice claim has been Vic Fuentes for years
AND I'M ALREADY BEING TROLLED BY SOME DUMBASS THIS EVENING. LOVELY.
ERIDAN NUMBER 3 GO FUCK YOURSELF. HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/EA4861C375B264E968B789247677C0FC/67B293880BC4B94E-2C/S400X600/27DC921C15C29013B0816EB2D70BE036010C51C7.PNG
i support #womenswrongs
OKAY I'VE MADE A SCHEDULE FOR THE GET TOGETHERS FOR THE NEXT FEW WEEKS BUT BECAUSE OF HIGH-DEMANDS WE'LL BE DOING URBAN EXPLORING. #CHILISTRIP
EVENING, ERIDAN.
JUST ROLLED OUT OF THE SLIME. GOODEVENING CHITTR.
Troll beam
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love sSsscent freaksss. sSteal my used underwear, bury your face !n the crook of my neck and breathe deeply when you hug me, wear my clothesSSs when you get off becauSse !t feelsSss much better w!th my scent all over mew #nsfw꠹
MEAN GIRLS. #YEARNING
,,,#newpro⚕ilepciture i spent two hours on this eridan ⚕or nothing new views i bet https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035166889934078114/1492546817022365786/Ampora.png?ex=69dbba0b&is=69da688b&hm=820e31d5⚕9631ee5aa18b⚕40d48be77⚕be1580de1b373933c⚕24c85e3⚕0d5c15&=&⚕ormat=webp&quality=lossless&width=892&height=780,,,
:33 < hi guys! what have i missed?
:33< NEMEAN THANK GOG MEWRE HERE THE WORLD IS BLOWING UP TEN BILLION NUKES GOING OFF ALL AT ONCE NIGHTMARES ARE TERRORIZING THE GLOBE AND MY SHOES FELL OFF!!!
and a very beep boop morning to you
:33 < go to sl33p!!!
how i look when i follow my stupid fucking moral code that i hate https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6199957ddf81.png
you 2ay "TTell me abouTT your2elf" and wordle22ly ii pull a 2liip of paper ouTT of my pockeTT. and iiTT2 ju2TT TThii2 and noTThiing el2e hTTTTp2://64.mediia.TTumblr.com/e3237e494cf626dcb5f2b19d194c188d/b694e4207c0fdb85-1a/21280x1920/dc00b5459c7a9092628cc2cfff5a67c883d27d5f.jpg
By y0ur 0wn w0rds y0u break it. Even th0ugh i have my d0ubts
I see we are #lyricposting, and I am delighted to join in. This is a personal favorite of mine. And the rocket's red glare, the bomb bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
Chaos, chaos!
#foodcourt https://i.imgur.com/TcNGoSI.png
anyon3 3ls3 r3m3mb3r thos3 fuck3d up comm3rcials wh3r3 th3y us3d grubs as capri sun pouch3s? idk as a wriggl3r thos3 m3ss3d m3 up am i just lik3 imagining th3m? lmao
Have some prime rib and bourbon chicken in my name.
What are you having?
What’s A Mermaid’s Favorite Type Of Math? . . . Algaebra. #dadjoke
good luck cullin me im already dead
:33< heres todays horrorscopes :33< ♈ mew bubble gum sculpture will melt if mew do nyat mewve it furom the window in time :33< ♉eat a sandwich made of bottles fur a big surprise! :33< ♊mew will nyat make it through today without a sock puppet betpurr be purrpared :33< ♋mew will nyat make it through today sorry :33< ♌mew are the meowst epic purrfect kitty in the world k33p it up baby :33< ♍today will be hard there will be trials but mew will make it to the end and then sl33p fur 10000 sw33ps :33< ♎mew will get a phonecall today furom a meowsterious strangepurr who will offur mew the choice betw33n coke or pepsi PICK COKE! :33< ♏elf on the shelf is a docmewmentory about mewre life sue fur a surefire win in court :33< ♐mew will be sucked up into a tornado full of horses today enjoy that :33< ♑the angry video game nerd (NYAT james rolf) is secretly mewre dad go to him and he will accept mew with open arms :33< ♒steal that yogurt in the clawmpony furidge go on mew earned it mew ate all mewre peas last night fur dinner :33< ♓rotten luck if mew dare to step outside today stay indoors lest mew get nuked off the map
What Do You Call A Fish Who Practices Medicine? A Sturgeon. #dadjoke
i should host a sleepover
The Clam Didn’t Want To Go Out. It Was Feeling A Bit Shellfish. #dadjoke
:33< mewre welclawm!
:33< one hourpurr and 10 meownites until that dinepurr i like opens :33< whos happy fur meow
What’s A Whale’s Favorite Tv Show? . . . Whale Of Fortune. #dadjoke
:33< 3/10 mewre impurroving
大丈夫？？
MY HORNY 1S HURT1NG NOT 4G41N #NSFW
Have You Heard About The New Fish Restaurant? Great Catch Of The Day! :3 #dadjoke
1M CR4V1NG CH1PS R1GHT NOW NOT GO1NG TO L13
Put a finger doown if yoou oonce did the Leerooy Jenkins and pissed ooff yoour raid leader soo bad he yelled at yoou telling hoow he'd kill yoou the moost gruesoome way imagineable and yoou goot soo hard yoou passed oout and caused anoother raid wipe #woorldoofgrubcraft
A heavy storm is 8rewing outside. A 8etter time than none to make a troll mask their moaning from the other crew during intervals of thunder. #nsfw
going around and bitting everyone in the leg
:33< *the mighty huntress right clicks on mew and examinies mewre purropurrties*
It's Time To Start The Day, Not That I Haven't Already Been Awake For A Good While Now. *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso's Body, Damp And Fresh From The Shower, In The Reflection Of A Mirror Fogged Over With Steam For The Most Part. It Cuts Off Right After His Waist But There's A Visible Flush That's Been Brought To His Chest Up To His Ears From Something Other Than His Shower Notably The Hand That Isn't Holding His Phone Disappears Beneath What's Visible In The Photo As Well.* #nsfw
I Tried To Start A Band With My Fish, But It Was Just Too Scaly. #dadjoke
:33< spawsifics meowstly :33< how do mew want to be touched by whom :33< fur instance something like :33< "i want someone to fingpurr my nook" :33< or "i n33d a bulge in meow now" :33< or even just posting #girlbulge works fur meow :33< #nsfw
⊱❀⊰ Intro Post!! ⊱❀⊰ This character is my Feferi Altar! °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 name: Feferi Pixeis ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ nickname: Fef 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 pronouns: She/Her ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ age: 12 Sweeps (26 years) 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 gender and/or sexuality: Lesbian and Cisgendered Woman ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ language(s): English and Samoan (in headspace) 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 interests: Ska, Swimming, Shopping 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼 °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡
:33< yes! :33< YES!!! :33< horny post my little fureaks!!! :33< #nsfw
good lord its penice #nsfw #dashwatching
((shivers....))
((i used to be part of evil homestuck parody twt...those sure were days alright))
((parodytwt....now thats a name i havent heard in years...))
DO IT.
Alright, Alright. Cause Ya'll Can't Appreciate My Dad Jokes, I'll Stop Chitting Them.... For Now...
(:B
MAYBE I'LL TOO POST BULGEPICS. MAYBE I WON'T. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. I'M KAR VANTAS AND I'M A MYSTERY. #NSFW #MYSTERIOUS
):B
≈ Good morning/evening/non-timeline-specific time of day-related greeting, my legion of degenerates. ≈
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i... I SaW SōŌōŌōMe7hInG ExPlIcI7... I WaS NōŌōŌō7 AwArE 7hA7 wAs sŌōŌōŌmE7HiNg i mIgH7 sEe...
With how many of you are desperate to see other user's unmentionables you'd think you weren't connected to the internet. Why do you need to beg on chittr, I'm sure you can find what you're looking for elsewhere. #nsfw
>>| we need more bone bulges .in feed. #nsfw
GUESS WHO WENT TO SLEEP AT A DECENT TIME ALBEIT I PASSED OUT BUT STILL
It Was #deepthroatthursday But #deepthrustthursday Is An Excellent Plan For This Coming Thursday. #nsfw
dats what i been sayin smh
銀行口座の暗証番号は何？
I DO! (:B
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. ASK ME ANYTHING. LIKE, LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT. GO WILD.
:33< i love lying its cool fur33 legal easy and fun!
HELL YES. THANK YOU. (:B
:33< no
I WOULD LIKE A LEMONADE. (:B
YOU...HAVE A POINT. DAMN.
Unfortunately I Do Like Amporas Because I Have A Soft Spot For Desperate, Pathetic Men. #nsfw
^^ Your physical appearance isn't a judge of your character. How much gold you wear, however, ^^
WOW. I WONDER WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF THAT!
ANCESTOR OR NO ANCESTOR YOU ARE STILL WORTHY. #ONELOVE
Ö-> I sympa+hize wi+h yöu. I +öö dö nö+ wish +ö +alk aböu+ my ances+ör.
thank god
\ f1nally an er1dan thats talk1ng sense! /
I fully understand the constant and loud urge to beat the shit out of cronus fucking ampora.
evvery time another ampora says somethin insightful i agree wwith i havve a miniature crisis a faith like no youre not supposed to say anythin i agree wwith youre meant to be objectivvely inferior to me luckily it usually only takes a couple a minutes for another one to come along an speww some dumb shit so i can go back to bein the univverses biggest hater
I too think I am a girl sometimes. I am also a girl all the time, bvt some times are inclvded in that.
Fuck yeah!!!!!!!!
i know some of you have to be photoshopping your tits #nsfw
i can't flirt anymore like i used too because 1.) it nevwer wvorks 2.) wvell nowv im embarrassed wvith myself.
me too, eridan. me too.
Hey could anyone lend me a hand finding 7 certain gems spread across the lands
wtf ii left for liike two 2econd2 and everyone'2 freaked out on the tl
Goregle, how do I delete someone else's post?
yeah a story where modt of the charas are dead would just b dumb
does this answer ur question https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E879ozoWYAQKGk8.png
IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW
um?? ur backyard friends??? u better put some respect on uniquas name rn
((Vriska's just saying what we're all thinking, LOL.))
It's always the RPs you don't give as much of a shit a8out that respond quickly, 8n't it?
;r anD im rEknEr, looks at You mEnacinglY ;v
We many can read yovr display name. We know.
bro thinks hes in the backyardigans intro
;r finallY on HErE, jEgus its wEirD bEing anYwHErE otHEr tHan paroDY spacE, maYbE somE rEcognizE mE ;v
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!
*gaaaaaasps* *breathes it the fuck in mhmmm yup* OH EM EFF GGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i will send u copies of alllllll the books from the complacency of the learned series u will read them all of them..... :3 & then when u do that well talk abt it for 14 hrs straight & then u will #GetIt
I'd Love Some Troll Homophobia Thanks
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It's kind of a shithole, not gonna lie!