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Have some prime rib and bourbon chicken in my name.
What are you having?
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What’s A Mermaid’s Favorite Type Of Math? . . . Algaebra. #dadjoke
No getting jiggy in the halls... Just kidding. https://media1.tenor.com/m/tt57M6sDn9oAAAAC/baldi-principal-of-the-thing.gif
good luck cullin me im already dead
No breaking the fourth wall in the halls.
:33< heres todays horrorscopes :33< ♈ mew bubble gum sculpture will melt if mew do nyat mewve it furom the window in time :33< ♉eat a sandwich made of bottles fur a big surprise! :33< ♊mew will nyat make it through today without a sock puppet betpurr be purrpared :33< ♋mew will nyat make it through today sorry :33< ♌mew are the meowst epic purrfect kitty in the world k33p it up baby :33< ♍today will be hard there will be trials but mew will make it to the end and then sl33p fur 10000 sw33ps :33< ♎mew will get a phonecall today furom a meowsterious strangepurr who will offur mew the choice betw33n coke or pepsi PICK COKE! :33< ♏elf on the shelf is a docmewmentory about mewre life sue fur a surefire win in court :33< ♐mew will be sucked up into a tornado full of horses today enjoy that :33< ♑the angry video game nerd (NYAT james rolf) is secretly mewre dad go to him and he will accept mew with open arms :33< ♒steal that yogurt in the clawmpony furidge go on mew earned it mew ate all mewre peas last night fur dinner :33< ♓rotten luck if mew dare to step outside today stay indoors lest mew get nuked off the map
What Do You Call A Fish Who Practices Medicine? A Sturgeon. #dadjoke
i should host a sleepover
The Clam Didn’t Want To Go Out. It Was Feeling A Bit Shellfish. #dadjoke
:33< one hourpurr and 10 meownites until that dinepurr i like opens :33< whos happy fur meow
What’s A Whale’s Favorite Tv Show? . . . Whale Of Fortune. #dadjoke
MY HORNY 1S HURT1NG NOT 4G41N #NSFW
Have You Heard About The New Fish Restaurant? Great Catch Of The Day! :3 #dadjoke
1M CR4V1NG CH1PS R1GHT NOW NOT GO1NG TO L13
Put a finger doown if yoou oonce did the Leerooy Jenkins and pissed ooff yoour raid leader soo bad he yelled at yoou telling hoow he'd kill yoou the moost gruesoome way imagineable and yoou goot soo hard yoou passed oout and caused anoother raid wipe #woorldoofgrubcraft
A heavy storm is 8rewing outside. A 8etter time than none to make a troll mask their moaning from the other crew during intervals of thunder. #nsfw
going around and bitting everyone in the leg
:33< *the mighty huntress right clicks on mew and examinies mewre purropurrties*
It's Time To Start The Day, Not That I Haven't Already Been Awake For A Good While Now. *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso's Body, Damp And Fresh From The Shower, In The Reflection Of A Mirror Fogged Over With Steam For The Most Part. It Cuts Off Right After His Waist But There's A Visible Flush That's Been Brought To His Chest Up To His Ears From Something Other Than His Shower Notably The Hand That Isn't Holding His Phone Disappears Beneath What's Visible In The Photo As Well.* #nsfw
I Tried To Start A Band With My Fish, But It Was Just Too Scaly. #dadjoke
:33< spawsifics meowstly :33< how do mew want to be touched by whom :33< fur instance something like :33< "i want someone to fingpurr my nook" :33< or "i n33d a bulge in meow now" :33< or even just posting #girlbulge works fur meow :33< #nsfw
⊱❀⊰ Intro Post!! ⊱❀⊰ This character is my Feferi Altar! °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡ 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 name: Feferi Pixeis ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ nickname: Fef 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 pronouns: She/Her ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ age: 12 Sweeps (26 years) 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 gender and/or sexuality: Lesbian and Cisgendered Woman ⋆｡𖦹 ˚ 𓇼 ˚｡⋆ language(s): English and Samoan (in headspace) 𓂃 𓈒𓏸 𓇼 interests: Ska, Swimming, Shopping 𓇼 ⋆.˚ 𓆉 𓆝 𓆡⋆.˚ 𓇼 °‧ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ·｡
:33< yes! :33< YES!!! :33< horny post my little fureaks!!! :33< #nsfw
good lord its penice #nsfw #dashwatching
((i used to be part of evil homestuck parody twt...those sure were days alright))
((parodytwt....now thats a name i havent heard in years...))
Alright, Alright. Cause Ya'll Can't Appreciate My Dad Jokes, I'll Stop Chitting Them.... For Now...
MAYBE I'LL TOO POST BULGEPICS. MAYBE I WON'T. YOU'LL NEVER KNOW. I'M KAR VANTAS AND I'M A MYSTERY. #NSFW #MYSTERIOUS
≈ Good morning/evening/non-timeline-specific time of day-related greeting, my legion of degenerates. ≈
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ i... I SaW SōŌōŌōMe7hInG ExPlIcI7... I WaS NōŌōŌō7 AwArE 7hA7 wAs sŌōŌōŌmE7HiNg i mIgH7 sEe...
With how many of you are desperate to see other user's unmentionables you'd think you weren't connected to the internet. Why do you need to beg on chittr, I'm sure you can find what you're looking for elsewhere. #nsfw
>>| we need more bone bulges .in feed. #nsfw
GUESS WHO WENT TO SLEEP AT A DECENT TIME ALBEIT I PASSED OUT BUT STILL
It Was #deepthroatthursday But #deepthrustthursday Is An Excellent Plan For This Coming Thursday. #nsfw
dats what i been sayin smh
i got one wwhat did the human wwho kept makin puns say to the troll holdin a gun @insecureNature #violence
I'M IN A GOOD MOOD TODAY. ASK ME ANYTHING. LIKE, LITERALLY ANYTHING YOU WANT. GO WILD.
you kinds get used to it actually it feels like any other social media platform
:33< i love lying its cool fur33 legal easy and fun!
Unfortunately I Do Like Amporas Because I Have A Soft Spot For Desperate, Pathetic Men. #nsfw
^^ Your physical appearance isn't a judge of your character. How much gold you wear, however, ^^
ANCESTOR OR NO ANCESTOR YOU ARE STILL WORTHY. #ONELOVE
Ö-> I sympa+hize wi+h yöu. I +öö dö nö+ wish +ö +alk aböu+ my ances+ör.
D --> I need a good hole to rut into #nsfw #desperate #furiouslyswollen
thank god
\ f1nally an er1dan thats talk1ng sense! /
I fully understand the constant and loud urge to beat the shit out of cronus fucking ampora.
evvery time another ampora says somethin insightful i agree wwith i havve a miniature crisis a faith like no youre not supposed to say anythin i agree wwith youre meant to be objectivvely inferior to me luckily it usually only takes a couple a minutes for another one to come along an speww some dumb shit so i can go back to bein the univverses biggest hater
I too think I am a girl sometimes. I am also a girl all the time, bvt some times are inclvded in that.
💅
i know some of you have to be photoshopping your tits #nsfw
i can't flirt anymore like i used too because 1.) it nevwer wvorks 2.) wvell nowv im embarrassed wvith myself.
me too, eridan. me too.
Hey could anyone lend me a hand finding 7 certain gems spread across the lands
wtf ii left for liike two 2econd2 and everyone'2 freaked out on the tl
Goregle, how do I delete someone else's post?
yeah a story where modt of the charas are dead would just b dumb
does this answer ur question https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E879ozoWYAQKGk8.png
IF THE PURPLEBLOODS CAN INSTATE CLOWN TOWN. I CAN INSTATE POUND TOWN. EVERYONE WELCOME. #POUNDTOWN #NSFW
um?? ur backyard friends??? u better put some respect on uniquas name rn
((Vriska's just saying what we're all thinking, LOL.))
It's always the RPs you don't give as much of a shit a8out that respond quickly, 8n't it?
congratulations on bein able to say your name proud a ya buddy
;r anD im rEknEr, looks at You mEnacinglY ;v
We many can read yovr display name. We know.
bro thinks hes in the backyardigans intro
;r finallY on HErE, jEgus its wEirD bEing anYwHErE otHEr tHan paroDY spacE, maYbE somE rEcognizE mE ;v
YESSSSSSS!!!!!!
*gaaaaaasps* *breathes it the fuck in mhmmm yup* OH EM EFF GGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEE
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
i will send u copies of alllllll the books from the complacency of the learned series u will read them all of them..... :3 & then when u do that well talk abt it for 14 hrs straight & then u will #GetIt
I'd Love Some Troll Homophobia Thanks
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