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@caligulaAqua

the coolest an best vvioletblood evver - dni lowwbloods (unless youre one a my pals)

Blood: VioletAge: Kult Score: 605Kull Score: 104511 followers9 following

goin out to eat

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What are you having?

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golden corral

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Have some prime rib and bourbon chicken in my name.

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ill see to it

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please please please dont provve im right please please please dont bring me to tears wwhen i jus did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my egos another i beg you dont embarrass me motherfucker ooh please please please #lyricposting

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I Thought You Were Going To Shower?

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i didnt ask you noww did i

You expected an Eridan to shower? Rookie mistake. #lighthearted

https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-04-11_122934397.png

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this wwas not lighthearted

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((Got me in tears lmaooo))

Go Shower Smelly!

i need to showwer i feel kinda gross

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I Could Smell You Through The Screen.

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i havvent showwered in three days wwhat the fuck does this mean

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It Means That Youre A Stinky Guy!

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??????

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Go Shower, Smelly!

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fine

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Loll

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someone post somethin i hate havvin to look at that

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wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw

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keep at it, youll get there

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thanks i think

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大丈夫??

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:33< 3/10 mewre impurroving

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no

@lilShitpeta[LS]

wwoww thanks

:33< mewre welclawm!

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im not doin that again that wwas stupid

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NO DUDE. TRY AGAIN. WE WON’T LAUGH.

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youre lyin to me

I WOULD NEVERRRRRRRR.

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dont fuckin lie to me you asshole

howw do i do this i dont knoww i wwant (????) to be (??????) touched (?????????????) #nsfw

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TH1S 1S WHY YOU DONT G3T B1TCH3S

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:33< 2/10

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can you fuck off i dont knoww wwhat im doin

@lilShitpeta[LS]

shut up

:33< im just saying it could be betpurr

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

yea an howw wwould i go about doin that pray tell

:33< spawsifics meowstly :33< how do mew want to be touched by whom :33< fur instance something like :33< "i want someone to fingpurr my nook" :33< or "i n33d a bulge in meow now" :33< or even just posting #girlbulge works fur meow :33< #nsfw

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W3 C4N T3LL

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

oh okay

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might take a crack an hornyposting im not too sure though should i #nsfw

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DO IT.

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maybe

can wwe stop makin dad jokes they suck #vagueposting

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no you dont

I Doooo Though...

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no

:c

One More.

NO

Pleeease!!!! Ill Make It A Good One!!!!

siiggghh one

Yayy!! Then Ill Stop!

good

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bulgepic on the timeline howw am i supposed to feel #nsfw

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:33< aroused stupid! :33< #nsfw

@lilShitpeta[LS]

maybe

YOUR3 W3LCOM3

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fuck off

H4H4H4H4H4

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[ INTRO POST ] hi! this is my lovely and very ooc eridan. he's based off my parodytwt account under the same name - although, not entirely similar. this IS a game au, however, he was revived post getting sawed in two. he has a scar around her waist from where she was sawed in half. she goes by he/she pronouns and has some fucky sexuality and gender issues that will never be addressed. he has no quadrants and very much so hates this fact - but they ARE open, so if anyone wants to come kiss the fish...uh. he's right here. woo. just dm me about it first Xp he is very much so projected onto by me, so he has adhd, bpd, and depression. they're very bad and fuck up her day to day life. she likes sabrina carpenter. not important, but that will be the majority of her lyricposts. seeing as chittr is a branch off of msparp, there will probably be some #nsfw later down the line! keep this in mind. if you have any questions, feel free to comment on this or dm me!!!

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shes also immensely sexually repressed if that. Wasnt Obvious

howw are people hornypostin do you all havve no dignity #nsfw

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fantastic okay thank you for givvin me a succinct answwer

There's Full Bulge And Nook Posted In The Deep Recesses Of My Profile Where They Will Never See The Light Of Day Again. Still, They Were Posted. #nsfw

>>| same but recently for thursday hashtag... deep thrust, .i recall?

oh okay

thats a bit odd but ok

It Was #deepthroatthursday But #deepthrustthursday Is An Excellent Plan For This Coming Thursday. #nsfw

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dats what i been sayin smh

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this is terrifyin

You Don't Even Know That #nookonmainmonday Is Rapidly Approaching. #nsfw

wwhat the fuck wwhat the fuck

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might go to an all you can eat buffet to try an feel better about myself does anyone wwant anythin

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I WOULD LIKE A LEMONADE. (:B

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ill get you lemonade an a pastry

HELL YES. THANK YOU. (:B

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course

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blugh

i threww up an drank wwater an noww i feel better

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wwhydoesngsomeone wwantrr me =:( #substances (( implied. kind of. maybe. hes drunk ))

// should i do an intro post. yay/nay

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can wwe not talk aboutfucckin ancestors i hates that guy

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☝️

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Ö-> I sympa+hize wi+h yöu. I +öö dö nö+ wish +ö +alk aböu+ my ances+ör.

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i wwish someone wwanted me but all ig ot is this stupid fuccckin wwine #substance

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i think peggin wwould savve livves #nsfw

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\ f1nally an er1dan thats talk1ng sense! /

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i alwways talk sense

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\ shhh. th1s m0ment must be sav0red /

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okay then