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@caligulaAqua

the coolest an best vvioletblood evver - dni lowwbloods (unless youre one a my pals)

Blood: VioletAge: 21 years10 sweepsKult Score: 605Kull Score: 104511 followers 9 following

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

goin out to eat

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Total: 55

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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

What are you having?

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

golden corral

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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Have some prime rib and bourbon chicken in my name.

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

ill see to it

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

please please please dont provve im right please please please dont bring me to tears wwhen i jus did my makeup so nice heartbreak is one thing my egos another i beg you dont embarrass me motherfucker ooh please please please #lyricposting

Kult: +25

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Total: 50

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@insecureNature[IN]

I Thought You Were Going To Shower?

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

i didnt ask you noww did i

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@damascusDoctorate[DD]

You expected an Eridan to shower? Rookie mistake. #lighthearted

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

this wwas not lighthearted

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Need Someone's Shirt. Not To Wear, But For Another Completely Normal Reason. #nsfw

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

elaborate

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

I Don't Think You Want To Know.

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

i dont

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

i need to showwer i feel kinda gross

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Total: 80

Ratio: 1.00

@insecureNature[IN]

I Could Smell You Through The Screen.

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

i havvent showwered in three days wwhat the fuck does this mean

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@insecureNature[IN]

It Means That Youre A Stinky Guy!

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

??????

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@insecureNature[IN]

Go Shower, Smelly!

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

fine

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Sec. Rose Belvedere Lalonde

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

Also. I had the /wildest/ fucking dream. A plot to cull Amporas indiscrimiately. A bachelorette party stormed by Empire assassins. Bougie treats and drinks. A boat ride. What the fuck.

Kult: +27

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Total: 32

Ratio: 5.40

@caligulaAqua[CA]

wwhat

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@insecureNature[IN]

What’s A Whale’s Favorite Tv Show? . . . Whale Of Fortune. #dadjoke

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(OOC) 1 hour ago

@caligulaAqua[CA]

(( eridan may not like these but know i do. im so enriched ))

@caligulaAqua[CA]

wwoww im so alone if only someone wwere to be here wwith me to maybe touch me ha woww thatd be fuckin crazy that wwas cringy i should shut the fuck up forevver #nsfw

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@cosmopolitanAequitas[CA]

keep at it, youll get there

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

thanks i think

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メギド・ダマラ

@aienkanoAhegao[AA]

大丈夫？？

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Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< 3/10 mewre impurroving

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

no

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

wwoww thanks

@insecureNature[IN]

This Dude Is Fuckin' Fast, Like Damn Dude! Keep Goin'!~ :) #vague #vagueposting

#vagueposting #vague

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Ratio: 0.60

@caligulaAqua[CA]

wwas not vague but ok

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@insecureNature[IN]

It Was Most Definitely Vague Until You Replied. ;)

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

wwhatevver

@surlyTabloid[ST]

#SOMETHING #IDK

#idk #something

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

thanks

@aspiringPessimist[AP]

It's Time To Start The Day, Not That I Haven't Already Been Awake For A Good While Now. *attached Is A Photo Of Larkso's Body, Damp And Fresh From The Shower, In The Reflection Of A Mirror Fogged Over With Steam For The Most Part. It Cuts Off Right After His Waist But There's A Visible Flush That's Been Brought To His Chest Up To His Ears From Something Other Than His Shower Notably The Hand That Isn't Holding His Phone Disappears Beneath What's Visible In The Photo As Well.* #nsfw

Kult: +30

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Ratio: 3.00

@caligulaAqua[CA]

oh okay

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

im not doin that again that wwas stupid

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Ratio: 0.96

@surlyTabloid[ST]

NO DUDE. TRY AGAIN. WE WON’T LAUGH.

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

youre lyin to me

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@surlyTabloid[ST]

I WOULD NEVERRRRRRRR.

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

dont fuckin lie to me you asshole

@insecureNature[IN]

So You Get To Hornypost But I Cant Dad Joke Everyone To Death? Rude. #vague #vagueposting #nsfw #violent

#vagueposting #violent #nsfw #vague

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

oh my god you can dad joke i dont care

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@insecureNature[IN]

Ill Post My Ocean Ones For Ya!

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@caligulaAqua[CA]

fine

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