♦ pitied by @caligulasAquarium
i think drowning is a little boring but to each their own
ANYWAY. The real dealie this go around. Worst to best. A ranking of the first several Jane Crocker Creator Music Video edits I can find online after a shallow, perfunctory skim: 6.) DANGEROUS WOMAN by ARIANA GRANDE - Worst one. This song was so misplaced it actually scored a chuckle out of me. I GUESS I could find some flattery in the association, but neither the lyrics nor the energy of the instrumental feel all that synchronized with who I am as a person. 5.) HIP TO BE SQUARE by HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS - I get it already. The yuppie jokes. The American Psycho. It's me, allegedly. Barring the cinematic comparisons, I disagree with the sense of complacency in Huey's lines as he's tamped down into the constraints of working class society. Do I LOOK like a middle management salaryman with mustard on his tie? It's not even remotely the same thing. 4.) ALL EYES ON ME by OR3O - It's my impression that this is some fansong for a piece of media with which I'm unfamiliar. I don't really get how it applies to me. I like the electroswing. It's fine. 3.) USING YOU by MARS ARGO - Admittedly a song I already enjoy and listen to in my leisuretime. Not even a dynamic which I would disown, but I refuse to dignify WHICH Creator the original poster designated "my boy." :| 2.) STILL ALIVE by GLaDOS, I guess? - NOW into the meat of the stuff. I can absolutely see how we arrived to this juncture. The piece is as charming now as it was in 2007. She is just so smarmy. <3 1.) JANE! by THE LONG FACES - ... No notes. I like it. Her Life's work WAS in fact dirtied by the fools who adore her.
R34D1NG THROUGH TH3 DUNG3ONS 4ND DR4GONS BOOK 4ND TH3R3S L3SS DR4GONS 1N TH1S TH4N 1 THOUGHT TH3R3 WOULD B3.
sometimes i go lookin fore otter fus)(ias on )(ere figurin t)(ere mite b one wit any experience das amusin or any political takes to c)(at aboat. alwaves disappointed 3B-/
i'VE SEEN eRIDAN CUT IN HALF BEFORE, aND NOW THERE ARE MORE SO, i THINK HE IS LIKE A WORM,
It's nice that people don't try to steal from me anymore. I really don't like what I have to do to mail thieves.
I guess you )(ave my seaport. 38P <>
i WOULD NOT GO THAT FAR, i THINK, bUT THERE IS DEFINITELY SOMETHING ABOUT A GRAND CLIMAX, tHAT PLEASES PEOPLE,
-^Okay. False alarm. Not a fish-m∇tant bite. J∇st a reg∇lar fish bite. ... And I passed o∇t beca∇se I was tired. Not from the bite. So. I'm good.^-
:33 < not her side bitch!!!
i havent stabbed someone in a whole fucking day, i think i have abstinence
Yes, that was The Summoner’s doing. He was a Cavalreaper who served under the Empress, ratted the re8ellion fleets out, killed me in a snivelling cowardly, 8ehind the 8ack way and then the Empress ended up throwing him to the dogs regardless.
WHHHY DO I GET HHHHHH HHH SO MANY PITY REACTS I'M HHHAPPY I'M HHHAPPY SMILE HHHHHHHHHhhhhhhHHHhhhhhh I'M NOT THHHAT PITIABLE probably hhhhhhhhh
To be able to post hhh from thhhe comfort of my hhhome... hhh hhhhhh... even if I can hhhear neighhhbours arguing... ghhhk. I'm so glad I hhhhhhhhh hhhave thhhe day off tomorrow... I want... to spend all every hhhour whhhile thhhe sun is up just... basking in... being online... in my hhhive whhhere hhhighhhbloods hhhave been and know whhhere is hhhehhhe HHHhhhHHHhhh hhhhhhhhh So hhhappy I could die tbhhh hhhhhh
That is the realis8tion, although I find even 8y the standards in which I remem8er my timeline iter8tions, these ones in comparison seem completely devoid of common sense and plagued 8y the teenage o8session with copul8tion more than anything.
Unfortun8tely it appears those who hail from my era are utterly 8raindead. I had considered this a place to potentially increase connections with those from a time now since a8olished into legend 8ut the individuals who come through are no less as childish.
yea im not too chipper about wwhatevver the fuck he did either
You'll see. It's unmissable.
i THINK i AM, mY OWN FAVORITE, sELF-LOVE IS, iMPORTANT,
how i feel hatin troll bruno mars posts https://i.postimg.cc/LhFhmWpy/Untitled233-20260409183026.png
Keen to learn that a lot of you folks need to be watching your head when you walk through low doorways! Or even average sized doorways. Hells bells and whistles it wouldnt hurt for you guys to see someone about fishing your heads out of the clouds. Im extending an honorable hand to folks a similarly heighted ilk as myself! Being five foot eleven inches is NO small feat. Plus its all about what you do with it anywho.
We love waking up and finging out we DEFINITELY HAVE A STALKER AGAIN HSHAHAHAHA? HA. HAHA. Help. (I am, at moment, safe but yay. Can't go anywhere anymore. 💔 Again...)
✐ᝰ And it'll happen when you least expect it!!! So. You'll be waiting a while!!!!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I am going to explode you with my mind!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I was hatched that way damn it!!! ᝰᝰ
✐ᝰ I can't say mean things about high bloods because I want to remain employable. But. I will say this. Fuckin'....Scary man. Stop doing that. ᝰᝰ
#icame and i went t0 eridan week t00.
SOME OF YOU COULD BENEFIT FROM SHIFTING YOUR ATTENTION FROM YOUR FESTERING NEGLECTED CROTCHES TO SOMETHING MORE WORTHWHILE LIKE A FUCKING *HOBBY.* GO SKYFOWL WATCHING. TAKE A HIKE. DRIVE YOUR SCUTTLEBUGGY OFF OF A STEEP CLIFF FOR FUN. MAYBE PLACE A WRITING INSTRUMENT BETWEEN YOUR CLAWS AND FUCKING DRAW SOMETHING INSTEAD OF SITTING AROUND CONSTANTLY POSTING ABOUT HOW BADLY YOU WANT A SPINY DESERT TRUNK SHOVED INTO THE DEEPEST RECESSES OF YOUR SEEDFLAPS JUST TO GET A MINUSCULE FUCKING *IOTA* OF ATTENTION FROM YOUR CIRCLEJERK OF SLACKJAWED SKANKS. #VAGUEPOSTING #ORISIT #NSFW
Harmless unless your something smaller than itself. Cause then you're uh....Getting snatched by something that looks like a Beta version of spiders today
gomen for being away today i was getting treatment post #eridanweek (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, Rankmaid-sensei, my face, heal me, #gore, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/92341f3ed4c1.png
⚘ was go⚘ng to head out for lunch w⚘th th⚘s guy but he started throw⚘ng a mass⚘ve tantrum over h⚘s matespr⚘t? k⚘smes⚘s? ⚘ don't even know. the bottom l⚘ne ⚘s ⚘ guess ⚘'m stay⚘ng hungry
A formal statement on the events of last night's MARVUS XOLOTO performance. It is my sincerest regret that our star performer was not able to enchant you all with the musical stylings of his newest single #BIGFATA$$. However, it seems the arrival of some additional bad actors, in a desperate plea NOT to change the ideologies of the people, but merely to gain my attention, detonated an explosive in the arena shortly after the announcement of the night's closing performance. UNFORTUNATELY, the sheer quantity of oil sprayed amongst the arena and crowds acted as an accelerator. Crockercorp pledges to utilize a water-based lubricant for all future events featuring two men in skimpy shorts slamming one another before a roaring crowd. Anyway. Reanimations and mass healings have taken place throughout the evening and are now completed. Thank you all for attending. Announcement for this evening's festivities are to come shortly. #eridanweek #bombing #oiledup #badcombo
*AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE RUMBLE IN DA CREW...* As i am sure you ALL bore witness to last night me and my cohost with the comost entered a small legitimate scuffle between the second and third round of our #RUMBLENIGHT soiree leading to the whole kerfuffle going off kilter. It is with a heavy and grateful heart that i deeply apologize that our keister smacking and slaps to the rear were interrupted by his bad tude and stark lack of audience work up. This and the unforeseen consequences of some slackjawed doofus nuking the whole joint in terroristic glee has forced both of us to make some difficult decisions regarding the future production of RUMBLE IN DA PUMPKIN PATCH and all other endeavors sponsored or managed by RUMBLE IN DA LLC. As of today 4/3/2⬛️⬛️⬛️ we have severed all professional ties and will no longer be working in association with each other. This is a heartbreaking and hopeless decision for us to make in tandem and its with a hung head that this announcement comes to you so suddenly. RUMBLE IN DA MERCHANDISING will have a flash sale later tonight to clear the rest of our stock and will no longer be produced. Thank you so much for the support on our endeavors and we can only hope you continue to support us as we move towards a new tomorrow! Whether it be ALONE or together. SIGNED. JAKE ENGLISH SKAIANET AND RUMBLEINDALLC CEO.
I goot the strawberry oone....ooughr remye head hurtds >n< it tastedh realjjhy ggooood tooooy
These faygoo drinks have me fucked all the way up hoow doo purplebloooods toolerate this shit @n@"
to the filthy stinkin rogue wwho snuck into my trailer and snatched my neww shorts your days are fuckin numbered and i knoww wwhat the number is unfortunately for you the showw wwill go on ill do this shit in pants if i got to or none at all if english hasnt changed his trouser tearin wways #eridanwweek
oH MY GOD i THINK SHE'S DEAD, #eRIDANwEEK
Who3v3r 1s s3nd1ng my 1nt3rns ph1sh1ng 3m41ls for 4pr1l fools, pl34s3 stop, th3y 4r3 too stup1d for th1s 4nd 1 4m not 4llow3d to y3ll 4t th3m for 4nyth1ng r3l4t3d to pr4nks tod4y.
▼gog at this rate I'll never overtake Bronya's Kull score what the fuck▲ ▼why the fuck do you losers like me▲
▼remembering the time i platonically kicked someone in the bulge at a party and they thanked me▲ ▼I should have culled myself on the spot▲ #nsfw
Your name is Lolcow Peachs. You enjoy the simplicity of grave robbing from decomposed troll bodys to collect their bones after the muscle and tissue has long melted off, you like plants but can never remember to water them so they wilt, you like to record yourself for your fans online! Theyre pretty mean but they laugh at your reactions so theyre not that bad, and you also enjoy talking to your friends all day and doing nothing productive besides that. You make jewelery with the bones you collect at the very least! The prettiest little necklaces, bracelets and rings to show off to alot of people. You were formerly known in the low blood Punk and rave spaces before breaking your arm, playing the guitar and getting MAD NOOK in your prime. You dont really count as popular any more though, and you never recorded any of your songs to be released due to high blood plagerism. The only lasting records of your old music are in the hands of fans who recorded it. Your Lusis isnt in the picture. They were a large fluffy cow but they abandoned you like a sweep ago because they believed you were unfit to take care of them. It is all your fault theyre gone. Do you remember what she looked like? I mean...they might have been an off white in the fur, they liked eating rose petals so their lips were always red like lipstick...its hard to remember anything else. You miss your mom. You miss her so bad. You cant be alone here anylonger. Maybe youll live with one of your friends for a bit.... You live in a mausoleum in the middle of a graveyard and use revolvers as your weapons. you have a keen interest in troll fire arms and their uses.
[I just went to the convenient store and didnt cry when the cashier asked me card or cash! im so proud of myself [:) #selfconfident]
thx for takin me home from #eridanweek evem tho i am tipysy also srry if this is the wrngo eridan im havin ahard tiem tyipg @caligulasAquarium#9845 *even *tipsy *wrong *time *typing
[what if i give you a bone necklace...]
Please - don't - threaten - my - friend. >
wOW, tHOUGH, yOU DID NOT LOOK LIKE THAT, wHEN i JUST SAW YOU, mINUTES AGO, bEFORE YOU LEFT, wITHOUT ME,
[can i have some bones? just 3 please hypothetically...]
"3R1D4N W33K" TH1S 4ND "3R1D4N W33K" TH4T. 1 WOULD SUGG3ST 4 "G3T B1TCH3S" W33K BUT MOST OF YOU WOULD B3 UN4BL3 TO P4RT1C1P4T3
Glub. #sotiredtoday #sailormoonandc)(ill
LOCK THE PERIMETER DOWN. Attendees of #eridanweek, do not be alarmed. A brief security frisk will be making its way through the crowds. Please comply with all drone activity. Exit from the perimeter will not be permitted. Enjoy a complimentary Krispy Kruel donut while you wait.
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
It'z zo unfortunate how eazily you can find zomeone attractive until they open their mouth.
i decided that going to #eridanweek is more of a risk then it's worth / instead i'm taking a nap at my hive and writing music / i hope my producer won't be upset
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
Despite the alleged rumors, I will NOT be publicly partaking in any #substances at #eridanweek. ... The sucker juju is an esteemed artifact, and sealed away under lock and key. ... It simply would not be the appropriate time to sow such saccharine discord.
Wait. Don't credit us on this. Oh, great.
Today's #eridanweek demo experience at the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP EDITION Virtual Reality Headset will be a real-time combat simulation across the LAND OF WRATH AND ANGELS. Complete with realistic pain receptor engagement. Maul your friends! Vanquish your foes. Then refuel at THE AMPHORA, our exclusive VIP wine bar. #violence
so i got a rde back form #eridanweek with te hep of troll obama but i drnak 3 shots atfer not drinkin for yaers ooof *ride *the *help *drank *after #substance
IM GETTING #MEDIATED AND #PITY #SPAMMED!
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4ugh. 1 4m st1ll mourn1ng.
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
my high w0re 0ff and n0w i'm g0ing t0 g0 bash my f0rehead int0 the nearest flat surface until s0mething happens. g00d night 0r g00d m0rning 0r whatever happy #eridanweek. #substance
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ugh fuck. just wOkE up. whErE the fuck am i. last thing i rEmembEr was. oh god. brUnO. fUuuuuuUck. i pIckEd the worst time to chAncE sOmE wIndshiEld wIpEr flUId.
In lieu of making any inappropriate comments related to the Yaoi, I have instead decided to sign off for the night. Please do not kill any more beloved celebrities while I am gone, as I would be greatly saddened.
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
that event was / certainly something / i don't the i'm coming back for day 2 / unfortunately
Yeah I Think One Day Of #eridanweek Was Enough Excitement For Me Holy Shit
Tro\\ Bruno Mars died?? D: ♡☆♡
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
They Killed Troll Bruno Mars
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ @eridanweek threshcutioners are all dead. my god. troll bruno mars is dead. ]
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek troll bruno mars last words were, "Hey... at least I can Die With A Smile To... Tonight." ]
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY A TRUSTED INFORMANT ON THE GROUND THAT #ERIDANWEEK DOES IN FACT HAVE NOT ONLY #VIOLENCE BUT #CRIMES OCCURING ON, AROUND, *AND* DURING THE EVENT! I AM IMMENSELY SADDENED BY THIS NEWS AND WOULD LIKE TO WITHDRAW MY ATTEMPT TO INVEST AND MY SPIRITUAL ENDORSEMENT OF THE EVENT. SEND POST.
THERE IS MUCH STRIFE ABOUT THE TRAMPOLINE. I'M WORRIED FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE HERE. #ERIDANWEEK
wvhat the hell is #eridanwveek?
shot him a second time to be sure #eridanwweek #vviolence
F4SC1N4T3D BY TH3 CONC3PT OF #3R1D4NW33K BUT ULT1M4T3LY GL4D 1 D1D NOT 4TT3ND
<' not at #eridanweek because i never leave the hive but it looks like i'm missing a lot of fun.... :[ is it 2 late 2 go? '>
im not at #eridanweek in person but im loving all of the streams thanks for the updates everyone it means a lot to those of us unable to attend 0v0 #imcoming around to this music also
Are people DYING? Milk and HONEY. This is NOT what I expected. #eridanweek
xx HEHEHE YAH ITS P FUNNY BUT U GOTTA REMEMBER ITS ALWAYZ SOMEONES FIRST RAGER!! I #RESPECT THAT THEY EVEN HAD THA GUTS TO TRY N HANG!! xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
How are you people already perishing. Time for a crowdheal. Lift up your hands and bask in the ichor of the gods.
oKAY SO, i STARTED BLEEDING FROM MY SCENT NUGGET TOO, a BIT WHICH IS, nOT GREAT, bUT, a LOT OF PEOPLE HAVE, fALLEN UNCONSCIOUS, i HOPE, sO NOW, i CAN SEE THE STAGE, a LOT BETTER, tHOUGH ALSO, tHEIR, mEAT IS NO LONGER BLOCKING, tHE PAINFUL SOUND WAVES,
i think this marvus dude is g0ing t0 give me brain damage. i'm a big fan.
Productive evening tonight, time to settle down in an undisclosed loc8tion with some scotch on the side. Shame there's no shoulder massage attached to this moment.
It's not MY fault your taste in music is questionable at bass. 38P
I t)(ink )(e sounds GR--EAT!
i didnt knoww it wwas like this i only evver heard wwhat that filthspeakin slimechugger wwould spam my trollian wwith all light you knoww wwhat songs im talkin about the ones about magnets
I will no+t be attending "#eridanweek" o+n the gro+unds o+f no+t caring abo+ut seadweller publicity events.
Ok this juke joint is really banging but its kind of making my brain hurt.
is this actually clowwn music howw the fuck is it good #marvvusateridanwweek
gOREGLE, cLOSEST PLACE TO #eRIDANwEEK, tO BUY, oW, tO BUY, eARPLUGS OR, aNY KIND OF, eAR PROTECTION, rEALLY, pREFERABLY, nOT HEADPHONE SINCE, mY HORNS OFTEN MAKE THOSE, dIFFICULT TO WEAR, iN A COMFORTABLE MANNER, pLEASE
mY EARS, aRE BLEEDING A LITTLE, iS THAT NORMAL FOR, mARVUS, pERFORMANCES? #eRIDANwEEK #icAME
god i fucking hate clowvn music vwhy did this jackass hawve to come on stage
Eridan week AND ive found myself in the splendid company of one hundred whole followers? Boy im clicking my heels!
I am fielding an unusual amount of comments about it, so I will make a public statement: The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #EridanWeek. We do not know who Eridan is.∞
yeah wwell i havve been vvery fuckin consumed wwith ORCHESTRATIN THE WWHOLE SHINDIG so i aint had time to put my fronds out for prospectivve accompaniment ok and it dont evven matter so fuck off enjoy #eridanwweek
Mister erisolsprite can you come off it. :(
howw the fuck do you havve a date to eridan wweek and i i mean real glad for you man
But let me be CL--EAR. #eridancoin #amporacoin #badideas
Eridan week is going to be a real blowout bash! And you all better neck it there for your tickets to the three way rumblethon. Peep these three slick willies getting down and dirty without the barrier of the big screen separating little ol you from the action! Come one and come all! Come quick and come hard! Ill see you in the pictures!
Haha, (uh) wwho wants to wwatch me do this jump? (Yeah!) (Uh) Yeah, Eridan!
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
Restless crowds of local civilians are already gathering at the #eridanweek musical venue to enjoy an evening of smash performances from our choice lineup of musical artists. Are YOU coming to #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e1a64c14e44a.webp
No you don't. 38) I'll be t)(ere to morayly support you!
:33< mew guys are talking about eridan? :33< fur a w33k?!? :33< ERIDAN?!? :33< ugh stupid :33< wake meow up when mewere talking about p33 or mewri or meowi again :33< ... eridan of all trolls...
We glub and we don't judge. I've got two crus)(es already. #weglubandwedontjudge
if youre from another univverse or wwhatevver wwe havve someone comin to get you #eridanwweek
^^ Watched one of my cleaning workers knock over a vase today, but instead of shattering, they caught it with their foot and it just kind of slid back into position. ^^ ^^ Someone's getting a raise. ^^
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believe me, my imaginati0n has kicked int0 0verdrive ever since g0ing blind. reality is rarely w0rse than the depravity a thinkpan can c00k up.
Taking a walk is a GR--EAT idea!
Okay. I can see w)(y you're upset. T)(at sounds frustrating for you! Take a D--E--EP BR--EAT)(. Count to t)(ree. Do t)(is two more times. Okay? Okay! Remember t)(at rumours travel FAST! And t)(is is social media. Not everyone fact c)(ecks!
I Know I Post 24/7 About Being Fucking Dumb But Hey!
WHAT THE HELL.
♯who is ♯markiplier
nEvErmInd I wOUld nOt lIkE tO sEE It Any lOngEr! :) I wIll rEtUrn tO my scrIptUrE
If yOU hAppEn tO hAvE vEry Old tImElInEs, And pErhAps A lIst Of phIlOsOphErs frOm bEfOrE thE scOUrIng Of thE OldEr trOlls frOm AltErnIA prOpEr thAt wOUld bE prEfErrEd If It Is nOt A bOthEr, Of cOUrsE
Bold of ya t' assume I've got one.
ok ok thats true sorry i guess i figured you all had crazy biofuel or batteries that were better than JUST SOME GUY
i know this is a difficult concept to grasp dude but not everyone has ulterior motives for everything.
- Yeah... let mme know... LOL... #NoReason
I )(aven't given muc)( t)(oug)(t to my culling system in sweeps. I grew up I'd like to t)(ink. But t)(ere was a Karcrab t)(at seemed so angry at and I couldn't realise w)(y. T)(at's until I saw t)(at )(e was from Beforus. Glub. 38( #amireelyt)(atbad #glubposting
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When people wonder why I'm the way I am, I need to remind them I spent 17 years alone where the only human alive was miles away and drunkily flirting with me half the time. Then they wonder a little less.
--Exactly! I don't see anyt)(ing wrong wit)( it. In t)(e meantime, Trollow for )(IV--E )(UNTING! I )(ave a little tide before I )(ave to make my next move.
I would not say that it is not useful in that regard. Interactions here may be of use in sociological studies, I suppose.
I reely s)(ould be )(olding someone's )(and rig)(t now. #)(oldgills)(ands #)(oldboys)(ands #)(oldt)(eyt)(ems)(ands #)(oldeveryones)(ands
At t)(e very least we agreed to give it a s)(ot! #glubglubteamwork!
want2 m3 to kill 2om3on3, hir32 m3, giv32 m3 no d33t2 and block2 m3 Lov3 th3 prof322ional world
Careful of entering a religion which appeals to your Mirth, for they wear painted disguise for a reason and under its pallid stain is only Misery.
i mean like. clowns are fine i guess they kinda tweak me out a little bit but as long as they stay away from me were cool as fuck aight
yeah fair there is a shitton of bullshit that can come out of our mouths its just fucking like that but i try to be clear when im being serious so im telling you seriously its not meant to just like. be a dick. antagonistic sure but not too deeply yknow?
I t)(ink I'm ready. #sot)(atst)(at #ivegotsomepackingtodo
Acs)(oally, I kept a number of fauna around my )(ive as a wriggler. T)(ey were never fully contained t)(oug)(! As long as you treat your pets wit)( t)(e proper respect and care t)(ey deserve, t)(ere's no issue! --Enjoy your little fronds. 38)
i'm hoping people understand we named our team/council/group(?) the 8x12 because we have 8 humans and 12 trolls (pronounced eight by twelve, not eight times twelve). it's quite literally the only way we agreed that it represented everyone here, and even then our gamzee, vriska, and eridan disagreed with how it's named. then again, our gamzee is more or less uninvolved with the planning, vriska is having an identity crisis, and i don't seem to remember where eridan is right now, but we haven't seen him in a while. maybe he left with dirk, so he wouldn't be alone as dirk recovers from... whatever he experienced when causing LE's ego death? i am unsure. we're probably still way less organized than most of the other timelines, despite having organized our own terminology for timelines and such. it... kind of makes me self conscious, but our john has been there to remind me that we're all still people, and we're all trying our best. admittedly, after what he went through, i thought he'd be the most distant, but he's been sure to check in on most of us. now that i think about it, a lot of this wouldn't have happened without john. or maybe i'm just trying to shift the praise to someone else? i know people want to congratulate us- and me, but- it feels... unwarranted? wrong? it's late... it's probably better i get some rest. i'm likely just not thinking right, and i'll feel better in the morning.
I think maybe you ought to prune these sort of thoughts before you post them because i can see them thank you.
If you mean by t)(e rest of t)(e game, t)(ere's abs)(oalutely no worry for t)(at. In fact I could leave anytime I absolutely want to! But, t)(is circles us back to t)(e reason. T)(ere )(asn't been quite one to leave for good just yet. T)(oug)( I was never --Empress, I like to pretend I )(ave a little empire rig)(t )(ere. It's a little wriggleris)( of me, but )(ealt)(y coping strategies and all t)(at! 38) #t)(eywouldbefine #denialisalongriver
You've reminded me of frond memories. . . #sig)( #agoodsig)(ipromise
T)(at's t)(e t)(ing, I'm not s)(ore w)(at I'm looking for at t)(e moment. Moby I'll be lucky enoug)( to find it )(ere. So far it's found me pleasant conversation. #t)(ankfulfort)(elittlet)(ings #soitsnott)(atquiettonig)(t
W)(ale, it's a LONG story and I don't )(ave metap)(orical spoons to go into all. But to sum it all up, cute PJs and pretty wings! . . . But it comes wit)( being lost at metap)(orical sea. 38( )(owever, C)(ittr lets me keep in touc)( wit)( you all. So it's not so bad! #soyouseaw)(yi)(adto #itfeelslessloney
I'm glubbing to fill t)(e VOID )(ere in T)(e Medium. T)(ere's no ot)(er sounds currently! #t)(eyrealittleloudert)(istimeofnig)(t #soit)(oug)(tidamplfyit #)(e)(e #oops!
Another fucking pan ache.
D --> I am not watching Pawn Stars
D --> Does Earth C get anything watchable on television this has been the first time in a long time I find myself in my armchair
PL34S3 DONT 1 JUST GOT MY V1S1ON B4CK
F33LS L1K3 1 N33D TO CL4R1FY NON L3TH4LLY
why is there the real jesus on here? and how?
are troll slime bed cocoon bath tub things actually comfortable? i feel like all of that slime would either feel absolutely awesome or completely awful.
- Okay, evberyone. Imm going die tommorrow. Haha. Bye! 😄 https://i.ibb.co/JFqW2JFz/immage.png
Aw mister erisolsprite i didnt realize you were so rugged and vicious.
Ahem. Do you ever feel
here you act like i haven't tried ye? have a hard think abt it, what's the first thing u think i did??? fuckin idiot
FUCKING TYPOS!!!!!! CDKJGHK WHATEVER YOU GET THE POINT.
OKAY, SHOVING SAID OBJECT IN THAT WINDPIPE NOW. YOU WERE WARNED.
last time human society did that they got in big trouble
geh. YOU!!!! ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT! SOMEBODY!!!!!! CALL THE DRONES! THIS IS SEADWELLER ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hello chittr i am finally awake at a reasonable time!
I am never donning another garment that hasn't been cradled in the attentive hands of my tailor ever again. Why is it that when a pair of pants fits your hips, the waistband is miserably oversized?
genuinely no! if it was a sassacre quote i'd say so!
~lusus covered my entire hive in a thick layer of slime once again. i had just finished cleaning it :{
D --> You start missing having your hive placed precariously on a spire when solicitors come to your door
~° Very annoying, yes. As is the general lack of information. I think humans have a saying about repeating history because you haven't learned it... ~°
Yes i suppose us humans are quite squishy and fragile its quite sad really.
#chittrconfessions that like im real down with all the horny shit going on but man am i weirdly shy about showin myself off its pussyshit of me i know
You know i do wonder what *do* reeses cups taste like anyway? Of course i sadly cannot partake in them lest i die a terrible death.
You read bookz for leizure? Truly, you have all the time in the world to wazte. No wonder you juzt flounder around online while I'm buzy networking.