♣ mediated by @caligulasAquarium
why w0uld it ever be. 0u0
haven't decided yet. 0u0
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I'm STILL naut talking to you, anyway.
--Eridan Ampora. >38(
V^ This is t0 say, I'm n0t mad, I just get surprised is all since I f0rget ab0ut it. ^V
omfg u thuoght i was gonan mrary a lappto thats so funyn *thought *gonna *marry *laptop *funny
[Factually correct. I can attest to this.]
Yes, while not every robot is an android, every android is a robot.
yea did u asusme i was getitng marired to a copmuter or some shit *assume *getting *married *computer #chilistrip
You're very amusing. I am a robot, an android. But I love that you're confused by my appearance.
WE'RE 8 PEOPLE DEEP, INCLUDING ME AND WE'VE JUST STARTED ORDERING FOOD.
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【 Hello, slackjawed #EridanWeek guests. Would you like to play a game? While you all have been partying and making fools of yourselves, my legislacerators have taken the liberty of grubnapping your precious seadweller - one Eridan Ampora. @caligulasAquarium This troll has inspired a #Movement, but not without making some very fishy business deals along the way. Unfortunately, the party can't go on without him. I'd like to catch and release him, and let you all continue with the festivities. OR I could sell his ganderbulbs on the troll black market, and profit off him the way he has profited off of others. And if that's not enough for you, I've grubnapped Troll Bruno Mars as well! Two for the price of one, what a deal! All I ask for their safe return is that you do me a little favor - Chit #MayICome like lives depend on it. Because they do. The choice is yours, party guests. Will you beg? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/45c95e419319.png 】
if something happens to you because of your imbibing of my slop eridan ampora takes full responsibility #eridanweek
I feel like #eridanweek is just to see who is dumb enough to come over and get killed
As the news r9lls in 9f Tr9ll 6run9 Mars' demise during the events 9f #eridanweek, I w9uld like t9 use this as a m9ment t9 9nce again pr9m9te #every9neweek, a safer, m9re inclusive alternative t9 this week's festivities dedicated t9 cele6rating every9ne's acc9mplishments equally and n9t putting any 9ne pers9n 9n any s9rt 9f pedestal. I als9 assure y9u that n9 9ne will 6e tragically dying during #every9neweek wh9 isn't already dead. #Th9ughtsAndPrayers t9 Tr9ll 6run9 Mars and his l9ved 9nes.
so whens the part of this #eridanweek where we take eridan and fillet him as a sacrifice to the unknown gods , , , #needtoknow
i didnt knoww it wwas like this i only evver heard wwhat that filthspeakin slimechugger wwould spam my trollian wwith all light you knoww wwhat songs im talkin about the ones about magnets
I am fielding an unusual amount of comments about it, so I will make a public statement: The Repiton Corporation has no affiliation with #EridanWeek. We do not know who Eridan is.∞
yeah wwell i havve been vvery fuckin consumed wwith ORCHESTRATIN THE WWHOLE SHINDIG so i aint had time to put my fronds out for prospectivve accompaniment ok and it dont evven matter so fuck off enjoy #eridanwweek
gOnnA be at #EridAnwEEk. just not in the plAcEs yOU'd ExpEct.
Got one )(ook, line and SINK--ER. #eridanweek #butforreel #)(essosweet
Discussing issues like this is critical for a future -Emperor. I can see wwhy you wwouldn't feel the need to.
--Eridan. 38( I won't force you but your text reeds as upset.
W)(at's wrong?
in honor of #eridanwweek i am wwantin to reconcile wwith those ivve wwronged and maybe evven hurt wwith my lusus killin antics if YOUVVE been orphaned by eridan then first wwrite a strongly wworded letter in red ink and take it to the tallest peak in the land SET THE LETTER ALIGHT sing a hymn as the ashes are blowwn dowwn the mountain pass finally fuckin do us all a favvor and FLING yourself off the cliff then and ONLY then wwill i entertain the notion of apologizin also fuck you and your ugly dead lusus
wOUld AnyOnE hAppEn tO hAvE vEry Old hIstOrIcAl tExts Of A nOnrElIgIOUs nAtUrE? I Am sImply cUrIOUs yEs cUrIOUs Is All
i know this is a difficult concept to grasp dude but not everyone has ulterior motives for everything.
i am not trying to stalk anyone! i am just interested in keeping up with my favorite people a little bit better.
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One thing they don't tell you? Cigarettes actually aren't all that good. I am just coughing now what's the appeal? Ego sum ira Domini.
But w)(at is )(e glubbing about? 38/
Its OFFIS)(OAL! 38D I )(ave a temporary )(ivemate until I figure myself out. Walking t)(e plank off of LODAG was a great c)(oice! @twinArmaggetfucked #t)(ankyousomuc)(sollux #youwontregrett)(is #leavingt)(emediumspontaneouslyworkedout
It's our job to educate t)(e land dwellers about t)(e fragile ecosystem w)(ere t)(ey explore. I've been actively doing so wit)( positive reinforcement and it's working! Scare tactics are t)(e reason w)(y no one cares. 38/ But if you encourage, support and guide wit)( --EXCIT--EM--ENT and positivity, t)(e experience is better for everyone.
)(ere you go again, trying to to scare t)(em off! Glub glub we s)(ould encourage --EV--ERYON--E to experience t)(e ocean if t)(ey do it safely. Wouldn't you t)(ink it'd be great if we cod s)(ow t)(em our world?
--Eridan! T)(at's RUD--E.
Do you think that there are any zort of zea creaturez near the zhallower areaz of the water that would jump up and try to eat you? I'd like to at leazt kick my legz around in the water, but I don't think that'z a great idea.
You do not enjoy the su8tle glow of the moons rising a8ove the water? I've always wondered what it would 8e like to exist on a planet with two moons, it must 8e a 8eautiful sight!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY MOTIVES ARE NOT ULTERIOR THEY ARE PRIMARY AND UNOBSCURED.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OOOH... PRETTY MAN. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BUT YOU'RE NOT UGLY. :o(
unfortunately spades slick shared an opinion on clowns and now everyone must share theirs
okay see yall later i gotta go the fuck to sleeeeep its nearly 3am im fucking tired night everypony
yeah fair there is a shitton of bullshit that can come out of our mouths its just fucking like that but i try to be clear when im being serious so im telling you seriously its not meant to just like. be a dick. antagonistic sure but not too deeply yknow?
okay and point being
man im kinda sad i think i antagonized eridan too much and now bro stopped talking i was enjoying myself
nah im fucking with you even if you were being antagonistic what you said makes sense and thank you for the response
aight fair, get some tats or some shit on your horn, i got a band on my horn.
I feel bad for all thoze religiouz freakz out there... lozt to a faith that doezn't give a zhit about you. #downwithcultz
Let those who harbour hatred within their hearts continue in it, if they must. Do we cast hatred upon a rabid barkbeast, one stricken by affliction beyond its own choosing? No. We do not hate it. We behold it with sorrow. We recognise the sickness that has taken hold, made evident in its actions, in its thoughts, in the very way it moves through the world. Yet even the beast, in its frenzy, bears some dim awareness that it is unwell. These trolls however, wander in a deeper blindness. They do not see the sickness that grips them. They do not know the rot that guides their words and deeds. And so we shall extend our hand once more. For it is not malice alone that binds them, but ignorance and it is that ignorance which refuses their healing.
So- I did successfully bury the radiation chamber. However I am no longer invited to clurch.