Dazzle Eavens
@carousingCaitiff
b3st3st partygurl on th3 murd3rshor3! slipp3d out of the ca<3rns to li<3 my lif3!
do u fuckkign r3m3mb3r wh3n chittr wuz n3w nd lik3 3<3ryon3 was jus talking about 3ating trash that was fun w3 should do that again :)
.i wasnt there for that biT
.someone told me my favorite soda was trash oncE .i punched them in the moutH #violencE
Fuuuuuuuuuuggghkkk hango<33333rrrr I'm too cut3 to b3 hung o<3r :< #substanc3
Where are your keys
Whuh Uhmm Oh i got 3m h3r3!!! Tim3 to g3t in my hi<3..... Huh- https://milpitasb3at.com/wp-cont3nt/uploads/2023/11/IMG_5392-scal3d.jpg
That Is not good
Whu... Oh right uh Happy Daddy's day or som3thing? Fugk that shit i drank d3stroy3d m3 uhh... #nsfw if you'r3 lam3 and #substanc3 too cuuuuuz im drink c:
J3gus this clown kush... #substanc3
Oh h3's d3ad lmao
Takin a s3lfi3 lat3r with my 3x mat3sprits charr3d r3mains! ;3
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Shith... Hi<3 burnt down whil3 i wuz high... :( #substanc3
▼girl get a diving grip▲
:( Mat3spridts hi<3 Its fi3n hot girls don't go hom3l3ss tim3 2 g3t on chindur
cod id be wworried for you if i understood more of wwhat you wwere sayin. ignorance truly is bliss.
wwhale gill good luck and cod speed. I'd offer you my couch but I don't wwant my hivve immolated.
Is Is it still 3ri dn w33k? I dunno if i Mh F if i got hi<3 #substanc3 or what3<3r
:33< no? :33< that was in like march its june
:33< mew said it dazzle
>>| sunday time. we .are going crazy. like .uhhh. s for substance? .i guess. #substance
Hahahaaaa urso right pooki333 I think I'm <3ry drunk #substanc3 or som3thing
I lo<3 how ppl us3 lik3 + pity so oft3n to b3 lik3 irly lik3 this is a sup3r lik3 lmao
lol forgot i had this acct b33n on my alt too much hahaha anywaaays so lik3 my last post was m3 smoking till i couldnt t3ll who i was and i kinda took that too lit3rally lost my palmhusk and join3d a cult for a wip3 and a half it was <3ry col but th3n th3y want3d mon3y which i lik3 sup3r dont ha<3 sooooooooo oopsi3333
thinking bout smoking until i cant t3ll th3 diff3r3nc3 b3tw33n th3 air and my skin i think that would b3 <3ry cool idk mayb3 3xp3ri3nc3 som3 3go d3ath cuz im bor3d rotfl #substanc3
X Dm me x
hon3stly som3tim3s just want a dud3 who just kills m3 during paling still not sur3 if im just 3xagg3rating or Its b33n a fuckin w33k... #nsfw3 #nsfw #cw-s3lf-harm
>>| same thoughts.
lik3, y3s to all th3 wom3nposting but also lik3 m3n big m3n big pr3tty m3n who sm3ll lik3 popcorn m3n with long hair that I can pull m3n...
SCR4TCH1NG MY B3LLY WH1L3 1 L1K3 TH1S POST #SOTRU3
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[HARD #RE#HITT]
>>| #menposting #yaoi #boykiss #boykissing
Ɏ i like men tha-a-at a-a-are big a-a-and strong enough to pick me up a-a-and ca-a-arry me like a-a-a ha-a-andba-a-ag Ɏ
imagin3 a pumpkin
whoag...
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >N0, fu《 k y0u.
what pumpkin?
Hard not to, to be honest.
my moirail puts a sign around my n3ck that said 'do not gi<3 m3 a cigar3tt3 no matt3r what i say' 3<3ry tim3 w3 go to th3 corn3r stor3 its so fuck3d up
well aТТ leasТТ y[]u will geТТ ]-[ealТТ]-[ier wiТТ]-[[]uТТ sm[]]{ing g[][]d m[]irail be]-[avi[]ur
ok lik3 im trying to not just r3ply to strid3rs right now but what can i do th3yr3 lik3 2/3rds of my f33d right now!!!!!!!
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: oh my 6od i wanna kiss boys oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6irls oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6ender-nonConformin' folks oh my 6od i wanna kiss just in 6eneral /)/◡/(\
man som3tim3s i wanna lik3, coll3ct all of thos3 strid3rs put th3m in a bag, toss th3m in a t3rrarium to s33 what th3yd do
You’d be surprised; they’d cull out the “bad” ones (aka the Dirks & Bros that are not nice to their Daves) and then I believe it would get rather boring rather fast. A quick bloodbath before ultimately reaching equilibrium.
i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD (o: cAn't hUrT NoThInG
I don't believe this would actually happen besides the first part. Strider's in a room together equals a crazed echo chamber that gets worse and more funnier as more time goes along. Give them things to do things with and they are the monkey on a typewriter. They eventually will create God.
look for som3on3 whos trying to 3ncourag3 m3 not to you'r3 gi<ing m3 a lot of r3asons to do this
That is where we disagree. While you are correct in that mass chaos will ensue, I believe a method to the madness will rapidly develop. A language of Eden of sorts. I fully believe the Dave’s would be the most chaotic, however they are likely to default to a sense of normalcy once the majority of Dirks/Bros grow weary. The chaos would come in measured waves, in my opinion.
Yeah. No. I and my Dave would be sitting in a corner yapping our asses off and strifing. I'm sure there would be others. Also, have you ever seen a bro not be chill? It's easily done by a Dave saying some wack-ass shit. Bros (most) are the easiest to crack (not in that way) if you have a Dave and a lot of bullshit for that Dave to spew. Sadly it only works if that Bro hates their Dave and therefore any other Dave. I won't speak on Dirks, as I am one, and I do not want anyone to get any ideas with an analysis.
found a baggy that roll3d und3r th3 comfort loaf it r3ally is th3 littl3 things in lif3 that mak3 it totally worth it #substanc3
c< Hell yeaH! >c
mayb3 i should g3t con<3ntionally ugly inst3ad of pr3tty pass m3 th3 fuckin snick3rs bar and cigar3tt3
*scraping noises*
> nah just keep typing more, you'll become weathered from the fuckshit dumbassery. > i stg i get a new wrinkle every time i come on here. lololololol.
>>| why do you want that .in the first place? what's wrong with being pretty?
>>| life got boring, you mean?
>>| .i can relate that. yesterday .everything was crazy, but today, not .a single .event happening. need some real .action .and not just fueling self .on chittr scrolling.
i think lik3 too much nothing happ3n3d for m3 now i n33d som3thing to happ3n i n33d it bad