Dazzle Eavens
@carousingCaitiff
b3st3st partygurl on th3 murd3rshor3! slipp3d out of the ca<3rns to li<3 my lif3!
thinking bout smoking until i cant t3ll th3 diff3r3nc3 b3tw33n th3 air and my skin i think that would b3 <3ry cool idk mayb3 3xp3ri3nc3 som3 3go d3ath cuz im bor3d rotfl #substanc3
X Dm me x
hon3stly som3tim3s just want a dud3 who just kills m3 during paling still not sur3 if im just 3xagg3rating or Its b33n a fuckin w33k... #nsfw3 #nsfw #cw-s3lf-harm
>>| same thoughts.
lik3, y3s to all th3 wom3nposting but also lik3 m3n big m3n big pr3tty m3n who sm3ll lik3 popcorn m3n with long hair that I can pull m3n...
SCR4TCH1NG MY B3LLY WH1L3 1 L1K3 TH1S POST #SOTRU3
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>>| #menposting #yaoi #boykiss #boykissing
Ɏ i like men tha-a-at a-a-are big a-a-and strong enough to pick me up a-a-and ca-a-arry me like a-a-a ha-a-andba-a-ag Ɏ
whoag...
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what pumpkin?
Hard not to, to be honest.
my moirail puts a sign around my n3ck that said 'do not gi<3 m3 a cigar3tt3 no matt3r what i say' 3<3ry tim3 w3 go to th3 corn3r stor3 its so fuck3d up
well aТТ leasТТ y[]u will geТТ ]-[ealТТ]-[ier wiТТ]-[[]uТТ sm[]]{ing g[][]d m[]irail be]-[avi[]ur
ok lik3 im trying to not just r3ply to strid3rs right now but what can i do th3yr3 lik3 2/3rds of my f33d right now!!!!!!!
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: oh my 6od i wanna kiss boys oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6irls oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6ender-nonConformin' folks oh my 6od i wanna kiss just in 6eneral /)/◡/(\
man som3tim3s i wanna lik3, coll3ct all of thos3 strid3rs put th3m in a bag, toss th3m in a t3rrarium to s33 what th3yd do
You’d be surprised; they’d cull out the “bad” ones (aka the Dirks & Bros that are not nice to their Daves) and then I believe it would get rather boring rather fast. A quick bloodbath before ultimately reaching equilibrium.
i tHiNk yOu sHoUlD (o: cAn't hUrT NoThInG
I don't believe this would actually happen besides the first part. Strider's in a room together equals a crazed echo chamber that gets worse and more funnier as more time goes along. Give them things to do things with and they are the monkey on a typewriter. They eventually will create God.
look for som3on3 whos trying to 3ncourag3 m3 not to you'r3 gi<ing m3 a lot of r3asons to do this
That is where we disagree. While you are correct in that mass chaos will ensue, I believe a method to the madness will rapidly develop. A language of Eden of sorts. I fully believe the Dave’s would be the most chaotic, however they are likely to default to a sense of normalcy once the majority of Dirks/Bros grow weary. The chaos would come in measured waves, in my opinion.
Yeah. No. I and my Dave would be sitting in a corner yapping our asses off and strifing. I'm sure there would be others. Also, have you ever seen a bro not be chill? It's easily done by a Dave saying some wack-ass shit. Bros (most) are the easiest to crack (not in that way) if you have a Dave and a lot of bullshit for that Dave to spew. Sadly it only works if that Bro hates their Dave and therefore any other Dave. I won't speak on Dirks, as I am one, and I do not want anyone to get any ideas with an analysis.
found a baggy that roll3d und3r th3 comfort loaf it r3ally is th3 littl3 things in lif3 that mak3 it totally worth it #substanc3
c< Hell yeaH! >c
mayb3 i should g3t con<3ntionally ugly inst3ad of pr3tty pass m3 th3 fuckin snick3rs bar and cigar3tt3
*scraping noises*
> nah just keep typing more, you'll become weathered from the fuckshit dumbassery. > i stg i get a new wrinkle every time i come on here. lololololol.
>>| why do you want that .in the first place? what's wrong with being pretty?
>>| life got boring, you mean?
>>| .i can relate that. yesterday .everything was crazy, but today, not .a single .event happening. need some real .action .and not just fueling self .on chittr scrolling.
i think lik3 too much nothing happ3n3d for m3 now i n33d som3thing to happ3n i n33d it bad
yknow som3tim3s i wish i was 3<il and intimidating so wh3n i f33l lik3 shit i could just comm3nt und3r som3on3's post and b3 lik3 '5 days' so th3y can s3nd thos3 'whuh' r3actions I f33l lik3 this isnt a uniqu3 3xp3ri3nc3 but th3 way im 3xplaining it mak3s it sound stupid
y3ah but lik3 wh3n i kill ppl its too cut3 i wanna do it in an 3<il way
i m3an i do it in a cut3 way and its lik3, usually not on purpos3 i<3 got a uhhh, 78% d3ath rat3 on mat3sprits of min3 but im totally worth th3 lay trust m3 but lik3 wh3n i g3t bor3d som3tim3s ill just, stab 3m yknow? or push 3m down th3 stairs
oh shit r u kill <irgin? good for u! promis3 ur gonna find som3on3 som3day and b3 lik3 'man your3 con<3ni3ntly standing in front of thos3 stairs l3mm3 gi<3 u a push pooki3' and itll all b3 o<3r
No! No I will not! Cuz that's evil.. Killing people just .. It's morally wrong
i m3an what if that dud3 u kill3d 3ats grubs or som3thing u could b3 doing lik3 a total s3r<ic3 what was that 3<il moustach3 dud3 for 3arth? killing him wouldnt b3 3<il right? fuck ow my h3ad :< too much thinking
Wwell.. I just.. It's not mm my job to decide who gets to live or not.. I'm no judge.. A aa all.. I ccan really do is report crimes to the people who're employed to do the judging..
do yall ever jzt randomly get extremely horny out of nowhere (" ・∇・) bc thiz jzt happened to me (*´・∀・｀*) anyone wanna uh help me out :3 #nzfw
:33< all the time and yes
I AM GOING TO CULL YOU
[ >NO AND NO! TAKETH IT INTO THINE OWN PRONGS AND START HELPING THINESELF #NSFW_ ]
>>| yes, .it .is relatable. .i do have this horny .episodes too. .i could help, but .i stuck .at work .in stupid maid .outfit.
awh ok ( ´-｀)
yez. i d0 n0t 1ike theze.... epiz0dez.
if ur an animal cod3d troll... haiiiii 3h3h3h3 haiiiiii h3y th3333r3 cuti3333 hiiiiiii hi th3r3~~~
:33< meow!!! :33< :33
>>| .i'm feeling conflicted by this.
would i count as lik3, a highblood chas3r? damn :/
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ i think you are fine you are upper middle blood
no i m3an lik3, I t3nd to pail cobalt and up wh3n I g3t th3 chanc3 kinda only just r3aliz3d that patt3rn, fuck
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ id still say you are good you arent making it a core personality trait.
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ having taste and preference doesnt make you a chaser as long as you arent a freak about it.
cant b3li3<3 I<3 got a third nam3 on my 'no pail list' I thought it would n3<3r g3t high3r than 1 :c y3ah its z3bruh of cours3 its z3bruh
plEAsE rEmAIn thAt wAy wIth It frIEnd dAzzlE!
c< yOu didNt see tHe OtHer zebruH tHat sHOwed up earlier 2NigHt? >c
c< exactly! Hes NOt gOiN aNywHere Near Me! >c
c< NOpe, tiMe is just /liKe tHat/ arOuNd Here >c
Time is a linear line. I I'm so tired of having to remind people of that
c< HaHaHaHaHaaaaaaaaaa NO NO its NOt dONt wOrry, yOull get tHe HaNg Of it sOON >c
I want my 3nt3rtainm3nt, music and shows to b3 writt3n by trans girls I want my fashion and cultur3 to b3 d3cid3d by trans boys And i want my t3ch and programs to b3 mad3 and d3sign3d by nonbinary p3opl3
Fashion and culture are areas I am indeed fairly passionate about.
gog i fucking wish i had lik3 a barkb3ast lusus or som3thing oth3r than th3 cloist3r cuz th3n I could bark at hot ppl and not b3 w3ird about it
still ⟢ little weird when ⟢ tr𖤉ll with ⟢ b⟢rkbe⟢st lusus d𖤉es it ngl
ok so, d3faults to charming sick im gonna got g3t lik3 a puppygirl barkb3ast 3ar h3adband brb
ok i CANT b3 a cr33p but lik3 th3 numb3r of posts today wh3r3 I had to PHYSICALLY STOP MYS3LF from posting 'till you'r3 crying, n3xt qu3stion' of hot boys posting workout photos is way high3r than usual #sugg3sti<3
c< NO, NO, be HOrNy ON MaiN, NO ONe will s2p yOu >c
no but lik3 I can't just post that on a workout pic that th3y ha<3nt 3<3n tagg3d sugg3sti<3 lik3 gurl im horny but i dont wanna b3 a cr3333333333p!!! ughhhh :(
c< yeaHHHHH, tHats fair >c
Wtf I go to play troll c3l3st3 and just saw this ar3 th3y going #nsfw or som3thing??? lmao https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/da3f55425235.png
man i wanna play c3l3st3 again but what if it mak3s m3 trans my g3nd3r I can't k33p doing that o<3r and o<3r