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@carousingCaitiff

b3st3st partygurl on th3 murd3rshor3! slipp3d out of the ca<3rns to li<3 my lif3!

Blood: JadeAge: Kult Score: 1711Kull Score: 146932 followers22 following

how i'm f33ling today https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/584df6968a79.jpg #nsfw

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3mb3d fail som3on3 cull m3

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hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw

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:33 < femdom hunks. :33 < some of them want mew to. :33 < purrsonally...i like it when a hunk tries to dom me :33 < only to find out they've b33n my purrey the whole time.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY NOT HAHAVE BOTH? :o)

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omg ur so right oomfi3

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@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-7 5hame... 5hame.. 2-

:33< just femdom nyan hunks! :33< its that simpurr!

a big husky buff boy just walk3d past m3 and h3 sm3ll3d lik3 butt3r3d popcorn i want him so bad holy fuck #y3arning

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:33< that sounds furking pawsome!!!

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wond3r if th3 local m3dicalblock is tir3d of s33ing m3 in th3r3 aft3r hat3 dat3s

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| were you flirting with nurses??

you should find better dates or a legislacerator to wwwwork your cases

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y3ah but usually th3y 3ith3r lik3 wh3n i stab th3m or ha<3 nothing to say 3<3r again aft3rwards so tbh i think i'm fin3 but thanks for th3 ad<ic3 boo!~

not 3nough...

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now list3ning | k33p riding m3 - ur pr3tty #nsfw https://op3n.spotify.com/track/1tx1gk4blfos9odiibhya<?si=<9fuk3tysja6gfwjyzkadg

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my fa<orit3 part is wh3r3 h3 talks about th3ir moustach3 tickling his taint that part was pr3tty r3latabl3 #nsfw

y'know i got a f33ling that ppl don't actually lik3 coff33 i think w3 gaslit ours3l<3s into that

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Caffeine... At least brewing coffee smells good

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Turned a childhood into a life long strife.
@tactfulTactriun[TT]

rechitt louder.

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| figurid this .out with no web checking. tastes .afwul, seitched to .energy drinks. (possible .overdose .included) #substance

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>Sp3ak for yours3lf, I wouldn't surviv3 without it.

h3y if anyon3's pail3d a fuschia what's it lik3? i think th3y'r3 th3 only cast3 i ha<3n't y3t lmao. wond3ring if th3y'r3 som3thing sp3cial or just lik3 <iol3ts. #nsfw

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i'm awak3! tim3 to mak3 it 3<3ryon3's probl3m lol

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D🝎n’t be s🜁d Di🜄🜁! N🝎 we🜁p🝎n f🝎rmed 🜁g🜁inst y🝎u sh🜁ll pr🝎sper! It’ll just b🝎unce 🝎ff th🝎se big 🝎le spheres y🝎u g🝎t!

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< true... my moirail says the same thing to me all the time... mostly about the big spheres... >

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crazy how much you can miss by b3ing half nak3d sob3ring up in th3 gyro cart #nsfw

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h3y i dunno if it's th3 w3ird mushrooms i took but thos3 ar3 som3 crazy lights in th3 sky not th3 dron3s, lik3, look past th3m lol w3'r3 fuck3d

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why th3 fuck do3s this 3n3rgy drink tast3 lik3 nicotin3? not lik3 th3 main fla<or but th3 aft3rtast3 is d3ffos nicotin3

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that'S the notorious "cigarette energy". one sip is equivalent to smoking 16 cigarettes. how much did you drink?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck :( i think im addict3d to smoking now #subtanc3

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The dreaded 500 cigarette Monster

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@gnarlyConsolist[GC]

1'v3 n3v3r h4d th1s 1ssu3 w1th 3n3rgy dr1nkz 1'v3 consum3d. you got th3 3v1l 3n3rgy dr1nk. >8P

you now have black lung....

I'd be passed tbh. I want my toxic waste to taste like toxic waste not ciggies

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Try s.o°d Instead s.o°da instead f.o°r energy with real flav.o°rings

lmao wtf is happ3ning b3hind th3 m3dical t3nt at #3ridanw33k do3s this ha<3 to do with th3 #trollbrunomars stuff? https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/96c0f9702825.png

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mayb3 i cant gaslight gat3k33p or girlboss my way out of alcoholism that sucks #substanc3

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Replace it with caffeine

h3ar m3 out, what if both at onc3?

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fuck wait this is why i ha<3 a probl3m gdi

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

s.o°p.o°rifics and s.o°da cancel .o°ut it is bad practice

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HAVE YOU TRIED SMOKING INSTEAD? IT IS THE FAR SUPERIOR INTOXICANT I ASSURE YOU. POST REPLY. #SUBSTANCE

tbh i should do mor3 of it cuz i mostly only smok3 drugs but not lik3, straight up ciggi3s but idk how swapping my <ic3s is gonna h3lp i think ill just ha<3 two <ic3s lol #substanc3

ok i'<3 had lik3 a gorillion big b33fy guys in my dms but not a singl3 f3mboy m3owing in th3m and i think thats rly fuck3d up

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th3r3 w3 gooooo https://cdn.imgch3st.com/fil3s/d3c3ac627d52.png

ohhhh so thats why th3y call it a carbomb #substanc3

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@dStrides[DS]

some call me a carbomb

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i could teach Ya about a real car bomb.

chittr how many do u think i can do in a singl3 night? #<agu3post

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f⚘ve!

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holy shit, i m3an i aspir3 to that but gog damn

that s33ms pr3tty r3asonabl3

3h3h3h3 now ur talking, still a lil high but fuck y3ah

3 on a good day 68 on a bad day

ur bad days sound lik3 my good days tim3s lik3 four but still

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@flagellumGenesis[FG]

seven

i think thats prolly th3 clos3st ppl ha<3 gott3n to wh3r3 i think im gonna 3nd up tonight

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@flagellumGenesis[FG]

;,)

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@dStrides[DS]

women are so nice to me i love them

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@tactfulTactriun[TT]

rechitt, my wife. #mywife

im th3 typ3 of girl that wh3n3<3r i wak3 up and s3t foot out my r3coup3racoon th3 troll d3<il says "fuck, it has awak3n3d"

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fit ch3ck for th3 night? i think i w3nt a lil too approachabl3 but tbh th3 m3owb3ast print was too cut3 to not rotfl https://i.pinimg.com/736x/53/7d/d3/537dd3f0a878c347730994543a357f35.jpg

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=^owo^= oh this is gonna be fun

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| maybe .a bit too .opened .up? can get the wrong highblood with .a violent thinkpan .if not careful.

oh thats fin3 its bring your own highblood tonight at th3 bar, i got prot3ction

h3h3, trust m3 it looks b3tt3r on th3 floor than on m3 ;p #nsfw

=^owo^= that i can believe. itd look even better impatiently thrown on the floor of a dark alleyway too.

now ur talking my languag3

=^owo^= i got that voyuer barkbeast in me i cant lie

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@anxiousTautology[AT]

>>| .oh? who .is this highblood .are you talking? just checking, for my friend.

so nosyyyyy lol im t3asing, but y3a im out with @abj3ctd3t3rmination rn i tot3s n33d3d th3 drink rotfl

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