♦ pitied by @carousingCaitiff
anywways before i wwas incredibly rudely cut off by the onslaught of pity on my prevvious post i wwas thinkin our bodies are like a ship of theseus in wway
Ah, a gun would not maim or hurt me, but we can play pretend.
I'd be passed tbh. I want my toxic waste to taste like toxic waste not ciggies
•ᴥ- we never run trials on trolls until we are completely sure about the safety. after that it's all about the satisfaction. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- it can be done. safety tests are in the works. -‿- -ᴥ•
23adw3ll3r baddi32
=^owo^= id hand u a lighter that says "smile if you want to pail" and maybe buy you a drink
A gurl jst wants 2 hav fun :((
people on this site do not leave the hive
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
I could 23nd it again
Bi^ch3s go^ m3 so ups3^ I n33d ^o br3ak in^o my b3s^i3s hiv3 again...
God 2aaam3 I would hav3 to fight m3. Th3r3 can only b3 on3.
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-7 I 5ee.. well, hmu if you need any help or anythin? We'll mi55 ya out here and I ju5t wanna make 5ure you're doin fine, girlie 2-
i tripped down the stairs again, but didn't break my nose this time i think im getting better at not being a failure all the time, just, most of the time that was funny right, i meant for that to be funny and not just pathetic maybe i shouldnt send thi
Nah dud3 your3 on3 of th3 cool3r p3opl3 around h3r3 dont you b3 g3tting gon3 on m3
﹌ I believe it is a relationship taboo among humans that is often frowneϡ upon anϡ morally not okay! However, my human knowleϡge is still quite limiteϡ. Perhaps consulting a human woulϡ be gooϡ! ﹌
these caverns fucking suuuuuuuuuck
My cloistermate used to do that for me too! I was able to read some adventure novels that way. I miss her... ♡☆♡
V^ Pretty much what I did when I was... five I think? Either way, jades wh0 say they sh0uld be pr0ud are kinda dumb im0. ^V
shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
we gotta make a quads dating app. like gutsgrindr or something but for specific quadrants.
-7 I'd offer my own 6ut I'm 6orrown a re5pite6lock in another hive, 5orry 6a6e!! 2-
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
t+ere are better t+ings a jade could be doing wit+ t+eir time
૮ ᴖﻌᴖა c'mon don't let me fumble this bad bitch
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OHH I GOT JOLIBEES ARE THERE ANY OLIVE BADDIES WHO WANNA COME TICKLE ME
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