Kandee Kyooti
@gigglingGaffle
Accountant by night, Honkerz sex shop owner by light. Silliest teal with faith to flounder millions. •ᴥ• honk honk ((This account is #nsfw for the jokes, I do not rp nsfw, ty! Block if needed <3))
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! ***Kandee is a special case in the sense that she is trying to sell sex products and will probably joke about her OnlyTrolls (ToT) In this case, please engage with equal silliness.*** This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
•ᴥ- what is. breeding. to you? as a person fundamentally? #suggestive -ᴥ•
:33 < a full belly :33
A L0T 0F SWEAT PASSI0N AND INTENT I THINK!!!! 🐺
Animals, livestock. Agriculture. Why?
...alright...
•ᴥ- i could go for some chocolate cake. -‿- sounds like a yum sweet treat. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- been thinking of a new trick to pull while making my rounds. the endless cleavage hankie has run its course. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need @slenderMan to do something crazy to me in the woods. #nsfw -ᴥ•
not the craziest hear me out I've seen.
•ᴥ- get your freak on. 20% discount tonight only at honkerz. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- i like that little guy who keeps messing up his wordle. -‿- he's funny. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS READY.
i do liek da sound of #glurpiweek ...
✿ exactly spread da word
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
Please show some respect for Crockercorp and Crockercorp affiliated events.
✿ crockercorp more liek crock of shit amirite 😂😂😂😂 #glurpiweek bout to be a rager comprd to dat bs
Fucking #pr3ach
#crock3rcrap
•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need more purples in suits. -ᴥ•
✿ bruh i cant even tie a tie dough
•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•
✿ das wat im sayin we too funny bru
•ᴥ- there are many ways to put a smile on someone's face. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
y༄u g༄t a real skill f༄r that ༄r what? lets put it th༄se strats t༄ the test
•ᴥ- i'd like to think so. -‿- most trolls i deal with leave our interactions with a happy smile. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- why have your quads filled when you can fulfill your slurry duty with a plethora of pretty colors. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'VE GENUINELY GOT NO IDEA.
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw
•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hm. thinking about something sticky. -‿- #whippedcream #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- -‿- mmm whipped cream. -ᴥ•
angry clowns #nsfw send chitt
•ᴥ- purple and teal are some of my favorites. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- looking for an onlytrolls co-star. dedicated to getting the perfect shot, working long hours, meals on set. must have great stamina and be flexible and dexterous. any volunteers. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•