Kandee Kyooti
@gigglingGaffle
Accountant by night, Honkerz sex shop owner by light. Silliest teal with faith to flounder millions. •ᴥ• honk honk ((This account is #nsfw for the jokes, I do not rp nsfw, ty! Block if needed <3))
(( Pinning on all my accts! Important to note, I'm always down to RP SFW and Violence, but I don't do NSFW! I don't mind rping into NSFW jokes and references, but I don't RP it ^-^ TY! ***Kandee is a special case in the sense that she is trying to sell sex products and will probably joke about her OnlyTrolls (ToT) In this case, please engage with equal silliness.*** This goes for all my charas: @tempestousDoxy @gigglingGaffle @bigBooms @puzzlingResolve @macabreMoonlight @waningCatastrophe @avidApiarist @bakersDouzen [idk why u would wanna freak on the bakery] ))
•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
i do liek da sound of #glurpiweek ...
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
Please show some respect for Crockercorp and Crockercorp affiliated events.
✿ crockercorp more liek crock of shit amirite 😂😂😂😂 #glurpiweek bout to be a rager comprd to dat bs
•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need more purples in suits. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- there are many ways to put a smile on someone's face. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
y༄u g༄t a real skill f༄r that ༄r what? lets put it th༄se strats t༄ the test
•ᴥ- i'd like to think so. -‿- most trolls i deal with leave our interactions with a happy smile. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- why have your quads filled when you can fulfill your slurry duty with a plethora of pretty colors. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw
•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hm. thinking about something sticky. -‿- #whippedcream #silly -ᴥ•
do you want ants? because that's how you get ants.
angry clowns #nsfw send chitt
•ᴥ- purple and teal are some of my favorites. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- looking for an onlytrolls co-star. dedicated to getting the perfect shot, working long hours, meals on set. must have great stamina and be flexible and dexterous. any volunteers. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
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Why does this remind me of @detectiveMiller? Of course, his boss has a wife. So it is slightly different.
th1s 1s hotttt wtf.
Oh so THIS is what all the Rankmaid hype is about. #enlightening
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I lik£. N££d to lik£ s£nd you a r£qu£st for lik£, m£ and my boss som£tim£ OMFG. this is lik£ GOOD as always <33
THAṅK YȯU MS. RAṅKMAID. THAṅK YȯU. THAṅK YȯU.
•ᴥ- little cutiebugs. -‿- gonna pinch everyone's cheeks and give you all a sloppy smooch on the forehead. mwuah. -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SAID SLOPPY AND I GOT SO HORNY I GOT DIZZY WHAHAT? #nsfw
•ᴥ- don't fall over now, big guy. i'll have to catch you in my arms. -‿- -ᴥ•
thank you but also how would you do that through the screen and please don't that would hurt i think
•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•
Here is the only photograph I have gotten of my boss. He is quite the dashing guy if I do say so myself. https://i.ibb.co/5xxqJCFf/image-2026-04-03-095156505.png
he has beautiful lookstubs
Ngl, I'm jealous of his aura.
whatever you say mysterious detective guy.
•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- as you should. you can't tell, but i'm giving your hair a platonically affectionate ruffle, you little scamp, you. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- after a while, the numbers get all mushy. that's how you know you need to take a break. -‿- -ᴥ•
