Kandee Kyooti
@gigglingGaffle
Accountant by night, Honkerz sex shop owner by light. Silliest teal with faith to flounder millions. •ᴥ• honk honk ((This account is #nsfw for the jokes, I do not rp nsfw, ty! Block if needed <3))
•ᴥ- what is. breeding. to you? as a person fundamentally? #suggestive -ᴥ•
A L0T 0F SWEAT PASSI0N AND INTENT I THINK!!!! 🐺
•ᴥ- i could go for some chocolate cake. -‿- sounds like a yum sweet treat. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- been thinking of a new trick to pull while making my rounds. the endless cleavage hankie has run its course. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need @slenderMan to do something crazy to me in the woods. #nsfw -ᴥ•
not the craziest hear me out I've seen.
•ᴥ- get your freak on. 20% discount tonight only at honkerz. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- i like that little guy who keeps messing up his wordle. -‿- he's funny. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need more purples in suits. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- there are many ways to put a smile on someone's face. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
y༄u g༄t a real skill f༄r that ༄r what? lets put it th༄se strats t༄ the test
•ᴥ- i'd like to think so. -‿- most trolls i deal with leave our interactions with a happy smile. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- why have your quads filled when you can fulfill your slurry duty with a plethora of pretty colors. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw
•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- hm. thinking about something sticky. -‿- #whippedcream #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- purple and teal are some of my favorites. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- looking for an onlytrolls co-star. dedicated to getting the perfect shot, working long hours, meals on set. must have great stamina and be flexible and dexterous. any volunteers. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- little cutiebugs. -‿- gonna pinch everyone's cheeks and give you all a sloppy smooch on the forehead. mwuah. -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SAID SLOPPY AND I GOT SO HORNY I GOT DIZZY WHAHAT? #nsfw
•ᴥ- don't fall over now, big guy. i'll have to catch you in my arms. -‿- -ᴥ•
thank you but also how would you do that through the screen and please don't that would hurt i think
•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- as you should. you can't tell, but i'm giving your hair a platonically affectionate ruffle, you little scamp, you. -‿- -ᴥ•
It's in my best interrest to be as cute as possible all th' time
I can rrespect that. Ya gotta have yerr cutes and yerr complimenterrs. Orr somethin' like that.
•ᴥ- after a while, the numbers get all mushy. that's how you know you need to take a break. -‿- -ᴥ•
