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Kandee Kyooti

@gigglingGaffle

Accountant by night, Honkerz sex shop owner by light. Silliest teal with faith to flounder millions. •ᴥ• honk honk ((This account is #nsfw for the jokes, I do not rp nsfw, ty! Block if needed <3))

Blood: TealKult Score: 1392Kull Score: 154324 followers21 following

•ᴥ- i like that little guy who keeps messing up his wordle. -‿- he's funny. -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•

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-/ people have told me my hands are rather firm. \-

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@silentVeil[SV]

•ᴥ- we can put them to the test. #suggestive -ᴥ•

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.

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-/ Sounds like a plan to me. \-

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•ᴥ- -‿- well come on then. -ᴥ•

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS READY.

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•ᴥ- let's get to work then. -‿- -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- we are in a cute guy recession. #provemewrong -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- need more purples in suits. -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 1.00

✿ bruh i cant even tie a tie dough

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@glurpMaster[GM]

•ᴥ- i'll help you out. -‿- -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- how could anyone ever hate clowns? -‿- -ᴥ•

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✿ das wat im sayin we too funny bru

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•ᴥ- there are many ways to put a smile on someone's face. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 1.33

y༄u g༄t a real skill f༄r that ༄r what? lets put it th༄se strats t༄ the test

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•ᴥ- i'd like to think so. -‿- most trolls i deal with leave our interactions with a happy smile. -ᴥ•

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n༄thin sh༄rt ༄f a blessin

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First wörth while pöst öf the night!

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•ᴥ- you're too sweet, sugar. -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- -‿- by the mirthful messiahs' wills, of course. -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- why have your quads filled when you can fulfill your slurry duty with a plethora of pretty colors. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 1.40

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.

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•ᴥ- for real. -‿- missed opportunities all around. -ᴥ•

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw

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•ᴥ- -‿- we'll make some miracles alright. -ᴥ•

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'VE GENUINELY GOT NO IDEA.

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•ᴥ- wanting to do some clownin around. -‿- -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 1.60

l༄༄king f༄r a cl༄wnin bud ༄r what

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•ᴥ- always am. -‿- -ᴥ•

sure sure just let me see that pretty smile

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•ᴥ- -‿- on it. -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- hm. thinking about something sticky. -‿- #whippedcream #silly -ᴥ•

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do you want ants? because that's how you get ants.

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•ᴥ- -‿- mmm whipped cream. -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- purple and teal are some of my favorites. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- looking for an onlytrolls co-star. dedicated to getting the perfect shot, working long hours, meals on set. must have great stamina and be flexible and dexterous. any volunteers. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 2.50

-/ i believe i fulfill most of these criteria. im also in need of work. never been in front of a camera though. \-

@silentVeil[SV]

•ᴥ- it's alright. i'm sure you'll be a natural. -‿- -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- little cutiebugs. -‿- gonna pinch everyone's cheeks and give you all a sloppy smooch on the forehead. mwuah. -ᴥ•

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SAID SLOPPY AND I GOT SO HORNY I GOT DIZZY WHAHAT? #nsfw

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•ᴥ- don't fall over now, big guy. i'll have to catch you in my arms. -‿- -ᴥ•

thank you but also how would you do that through the screen and please don't that would hurt i think

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@awkwardPyre[AP]

•ᴥ- already did it. -‿- -ᴥ•

???

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@awkwardPyre[AP]

•ᴥ- it's already done. shh. -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- need a fluffy haired grumpy man in my lap to pet. -‿- soothe him with some sweetness. honk honk. -ᴥ•

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Ratio: 4.00

•ᴥ- i like when you give someone a little kiss and they get all shy. -‿- what are you being so cute for? -ᴥ•

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANKS LIL MOFO I KNOW. :o)

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•ᴥ- as you should. you can't tell, but i'm giving your hair a platonically affectionate ruffle, you little scamp, you. -‿- -ᴥ•

It's in my best interrest to be as cute as possible all th' time

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@lunarLupine[LL]

•ᴥ- not hard for you to accomplish, sugar. honk honk. -‿- -ᴥ•

Damn girrl ya know how t' make someone swoon

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@lunarLupine[LL]

•ᴥ- it's a lifestyle. -‿- -ᴥ•

I can rrespect that. Ya gotta have yerr cutes and yerr complimenterrs. Orr somethin' like that.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

•ᴥ- too many cuties, not enough complimenters in this day and age. -‿- -ᴥ•

Thank ya kindly ferr fillin' both rroles.

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@lunarLupine[LL]

•ᴥ- doing my part. -‿- -ᴥ•

•ᴥ- after a while, the numbers get all mushy. that's how you know you need to take a break. -‿- -ᴥ•

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I'm a big fan of the number 10.

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Nope!

•ᴥ- grab him by the tie and pull him in nice and slow. -‿- then pie him in the face. -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- @slenderMan has a nice suit and a bad attitude, all he's missing is a cigarette. -‿- -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- i'd like him to find my pages. -‿- @slenderMan #suggestive -ᴥ•

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what

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@slenderMan[SM]

•ᴥ- findem. -‿- -ᴥ•

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@slenderMan[SM]

Careful… I Think They Are Suggesting Something…

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where where would i look

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why does this keep happening

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@slenderMan[SM]

Mysterious, Dark, Tall, And Handsome.

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@slenderMan[SM]

•ᴥ- in my pie. somewhere deep inside. -‿- -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- absolutely. -ᴥ•

You Can’t See It. But I Facepalmed Extra Hard To That…

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oh lord

•ᴥ- love a man with a good suit, a cigarette and a bad attitude. -‿- -ᴥ•

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Oh stop, you're gonna make me blush

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•ᴥ- cutie. -‿- -ᴥ•

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•ᴥ- need a big body in my cupe to sleep next to. -‿- just not the same alone. -ᴥ•

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAY LESS.

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•ᴥ- come get the cuddles on. -‿- -ᴥ•

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROP THE COORDS LIL HOMIE.

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•ᴥ- plink. dropped as hell. -‿- -ᴥ•