Kandee Kyooti
@gigglingGaffle
Accountant by night, Honkerz sex shop owner by light. Silliest teal with faith to flounder millions. •ᴥ• honk honk ((This account is #nsfw for the jokes, I do not rp nsfw, ty! Block if needed <3))
•ᴥ- need a massage from a heavy handed friend. -‿- #suggestive #silly -ᴥ•
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
sommethinng sommethinng boobs inn mmy face please i donnt knnow its beenn a lonng wipe #nnsfw but barely
its show me your pages saturday
•ᴥ- don't have any pages, but i can show you something else. -‿- #suggestive -ᴥ•
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
✝+ Mostly to not have to say it more than I have, because I've said it twice. I am celibate, I have not had sex, and at this time don't plan to. Yes, I do joke about it, because it is funny situationally. +✝
•ᴥ- it is pretty funny. -ᴥ•
•ᴥ- need more purples in suits. -ᴥ•
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ We have a new office worker, and there is something very funny about a big purpleblood in a suit. He wanted to be anywhere but here, I think. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Yes. Very charming, but he looks very unhappy with it. Even if it adds to his charm. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
•ᴥ- please do share. -‿- nothing more lovely than an unhappy man in a suit. my favorite. -ᴥ•
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I'll take a picture of him later when we're at work tomorrow ((ooc: as the artist Im fucking lazy)) ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
•ᴥ- mm. perfect. ((honk honk if it never happens, no worries. we live for the sillies)) -ᴥ•
3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting
•ᴥ- you could be vagueposting about me, but you're goofing around. -‿- -ᴥ•
apparently real cl༄wn h༄urs are n༄w
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. SUPERCALIFRAGI-MY EX KIS ON SOME HOE SHIT. SUPERMAN I GET THEM BANDS BUT AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU ROSES, SUPER DUPER GET THEM COUGARS TOOK MY WRIST AND FROZE IT. #nsfw #lyrics #lyricposting #YungJugg
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAKE YOUR MATESPRIT'S NET WORTH ON A BAD NIGHT.
I'm feeling quite gener0us t0night! I'll d0 er0tic c0mmissi0ns at a disc0unt ^m^!!!