♦ pitied by @gigglingGaffle
Goodness, m'face is burnin' more than th' Alternian sun...!
== i think... it's that thing you do in video games... where you pair up creatures... so they'll have offspring... ==
Wha' IS breeding?? I saw someone ask a bit further down th' timeline an' I jus' got curious #nsfw?
Animals, livestock. Agriculture. Why?
thank fuck no no clowwn has approached me to join their clowwn cult but im just sayin id rather drink the pain than be a jester i should clarify this has nothin to do wwith clowwns
id rather drink 5 liters of paint than be a damn jester #vaguepost
Imagine yoou're filling the buckets and the oother persoon just calls their mooirail in the middle oof it too ask foor advice #nsfw
checked chittr on light theme and gave myself a goddamn migraine some intergalactic levels of eye strain that shit pierced straight through my shades not even blue light lenses could protect my sensitive retinas from the fucking terror of looking at a white screen for five seconds is anybody using light theme or is everybody more or less sane
I'M DONE BEING #NICE. THAT WAS A DEEPLY DISTRESSING TWO HOURS. WHERE I COULD THINK OF NOTHING TO POST. DON'T WORRY. MY BELOATHED FOLLOWERS. #NICEMAID IS DEAD. I KILLED HER. USING A HEAVY PAPERWEIGHT. TO BEAT HER IN THE STUPID FACE. AND PERFORMED INDIGNITIES ON HER CORPSE. NOW I'M NORMAL AGAIN. #KILLING #VIOLENCE #NSFW #NORMAL #NORMALMAID
D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
D --> I wish I could #nsfw post without it going to everyone D --> It makes me feel strange to simply announce it to everyone regardless of whether they opted into hearing such things from me D --> Like I am breaking some sort of r001 of consent
✿ bruh i cant even tie a tie dough
y'know, whEn i follow pEoplE i should probably bE prEparEd for thE chancE that thEy'd follow mE back, but somEhow it catchEs mE off guard EvEry timE somEonE follows back.
I Think That's My Sign To Clock Out From Social Media For The Night 😶 Deuces, Gang ✌️🫰
:33< isnt it :((
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if i was at ♯eridanweek tonight id probably get stomped on & die
D --> I apologize for not posting more #equiusvault documentations but I've been rather busy D --> Perhaps I will take some time off this weekend and do so
the feel1ng of 1mpend1ng doom 1s k1nda uh. hm
>([every1 is so mean 2 me #ttps://i.imgur.com/CUNtxPN.jpeg]
♰ trips to visit my pitch aren't so arduous when i keep the thought of his throat between my hands alive in my think pan... the way he drools.. #nsfwe ♰
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
Soorry princess i oonly date men whoo threaten too shoove my oown hoorns up my spinal crevice
YEAH, MY HUSBAND IS MEAN TO ME SOMETIMES. BUT IT'S OKAY. BECAUSE I LIKE IT WHEN HE'S MEAN TO ME. #SUGGESTIVE?
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[WHOEVER IMPLIE$ I U$ED TO BE BU$INE$$ PARTNER$ WITH THEM IT$ GETTING $UED IM ALREADY TALKING TO MY LAWYER$ ABOUT THI$!!!!]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good evening everyone. ]
The Fools Thought I Would Go Back To Horny Posting Because Of A Few Drinks. Instead I Have A Headache Because I Haven't Consumed Any Water. #nsfw #substances #ow
I sense a disturbance in the force #vagueposting
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #ERIDANWEEK was wonderful. I got to see someone important to me, I used so much film I might be borderline broke for a while... And someone shived me, i guess. ]
can evveryone stop doin fucking terrorism at my wweek you guys its rude as shit #eridanwweek
You Can’t See It. But I Facepalmed Extra Hard To That…
i wish i could play sims without a creature going "YOU ARE DOING BAD THINGS RIGHT NOW DAVE" i just wanna make me and my husband have hot gay sex with wicked whims #nsfw
~~I MISSED THE FUCKING~~DIRKJAKE YAOI BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES~~FUCK MY ENTIRE LIFE~~
[BEGIN CHIT] F0R A11 THE WEIRD AND ANN0YING FEE1INGz THIz UNIT HAz AR0UND THEIR F0RMER M0IRAI1. AT 1EAzT zHE WAz KIND EN0UGH T0 FUND THE EAR1Y IMP1ANTz F0R THIz PI10T UNIT. [END CHIT]
D --> Every day I come home from fighting demons and nightmare creatures and the true nightmare is whatever is going on here
#eridanweek I am. Genuinely concerned for the three fighters at this point. #violence
✨🍭🕷️ chewing is so scary what if you bite yourself 🕷️🍭✨
I do not think kissing the trade baron ≈ould go over smoothly. I'm the boss of my cre≈ and unsure ho≈ I ≈ould feel if one kissed me.
IDK I SEXED MY SECRETARY AND HAVE NOT TALKED TO HER SINCE. KINDA AWKARD #NSFW
Gonna bang this guys situationship I guess. #nsfw
/Oh my¡ SO many new FRIENDS to make¡ DELECTABLE~/
↗️THIS MAKES SENSE, DESPITE ALL THE CONTEXT CLUES TELLING ME OTHERWISE.↗️
I_have_gone_hive_and_showered. My_lusus_has_dug_a_hole_in_the_floor_again, so_I_have_to_fix_that. :/
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
↘️i do not even know what a boot boy is.↘️
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
I_immediately_regret_my_actions.
Were it only possible to channel the full lengths of ths disdain I"m feeling right now through a textual medium.
decided it was wayyyy easier to imagine that everyone else is the problem and im not ;o) its a really eye opening outlook on life
damn if i knew every༄ne in this bitch was s༄ h༄rny i w༄ulda j༄ined up s༄༄ner
> My lusus doesnt bite but she does tell me every night that i wont amount to anything and tells me to bring her more beer which i think hurts more than biting :( I would know bc ive been bitten a lot #family #lusus_issues #abuse <
Kismesis applications Too i Guess
Matesprit applications Are, like, Now open!! Send me, Like, reasons Why i Should date You
Jvst anxther day trying tx get by arxvnd here #svbstankes
aiding in #hexxingallpurrplebloods #witchchittr
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
(( do you ever look at someones chitts and be like please break character please break character ))
↘️another loss for wrothe, but another victory for the successful acknowledgement of the corporate ladder.↘️
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
whAt dOEs cAstEbAItIng mEAn ExActly sIstEr?
▲got on the train, one of the goldbloods in this cart keeps giving me a stupid fuckin look what does this loser want▼
↘️why are you teal and a jester is that not some form of cultural appropriation.↘️
woke up to a shitty work message this nights gonna be the death of me smh troll hot topic can you not let me rest
migraine 7his evening…. s0 7his is h0w 70day is g0nna g0… ugh! xc
:33 < i threw my hat on stage at the mcq concert, if someone finds it please give it to my handler, equihiss zahhcat purrlease and thank mew :33 #eridanw33k
WH3R3???????
(-- Holy shit you guys are weird as fuck. Don't expect me to touch this website ever again
omg i hat3 alt3rnian int3rn3t what do you M3AN that imgur iz block3d in troll britain, it'z not my fault i'm h3r3 #g3tm3out i'm fucking nozy l3t m3 z33 th3 imag3z. l3t m3 in. hozt your photoz zom3wh3r3 3lz3 you animalz
V^ My tummy hurts and i am n0t brave ab0ut it. ^V
i m3an if u lik3 n33d a t3st3r i'<3 probably put wors3 in m3 #nsfw
Of course it'd be her. This charade is exactly the kind offfeftgyerfbhierfjijklpl;ddddd
1’m n0t d3ad. Jvst b33n bvsy d01ng th1ngs. 1 f0rg0t h0w mvch w0rk s0c1al m3d14s1t3s ar3 t0 k33p vp w1th.
I Would Like To Post A Reminder That I Do *not* Want To See Any Bulging Pecs *especially* In My Dms, They Are My Greatest Fear. Dms Are Open Of Course But *not* For The Above Material. #nsfw #whichstandsfornotsafeforwmydms
getting your sex tape leaked is wild #nsfw
bored. HUNGRY. want to leave work.
i slipped on something going down the very long stAirs out of my hive And tumbled down. i lAnded on my horns. they Are stuck in the ground. i think i Am going to be stuck here until my lusus comes bAck from hunting. AmA
Immedi@te7y @te $hit Trying To Get Out Of Bed Thi$ Evening. Not @ Good Omen.
ok i'<3 had lik3 a gorillion big b33fy guys in my dms but not a singl3 f3mboy m3owing in th3m and i think thats rly fuck3d up
my matesprit is expressing confusion at t+e lack of "butc+es" in t+is yuri conversation w+at is a butc+
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FUCK I ACCIDENTALLY TYPED APPLE WHILST EATING AN APPLE, IM SORRY FOR THE APPEL TYPO.
WHH47Z 4 GUY G0774 D0 70 G37 H15 8ULG35 573PP3D 0N?? #N5FW #F337
I hAvE dOnE fIvE sInglE cArd drAws tOdAy, And Of thEm, twO wErE thE tOwEr mEssIAhs prOtEct mE, gOOdnEss lIfE Is strEssfUl At cUrrEnt... #tArOt
In Other News I Believe I Have Caught Something From My Escapades With The Man Who Is Slender And Now I Am Forced To Have Something Called Gatorades Instead Of My Much Preferred Fuschia Blood Packets
↘️what is wrong with you.↘️
↗️KEEP THAT OFF MY POSTS.↗️
hhey n0w br0 l00k it was hard t0 tell what i was l00kin at (⌐□_□) did make s0me quality l0af with it th0 shame that i have t0 keep it st0red away like a p0litical pris0ner (⌐□_□)
BRING HIM BACK TO ME #INABROTHERLYWAY
↗️WOW.↗️