Infiltrator Barara
@stylishKeronian
Beware Pekopon! The Keronian Fleets will come soon! he/it/they/she in that order! Askbox: https://forms.gle/tNQ3SXs7opTLektq9
You are INFILTRATOR BARARA from the planet KERON. Sergeant Keroro and his platoon of special operations have not responded for several subrotations and have been considered MISSING IN ACTION. You had been ordered to infiltrate the planet Pekopon and gather intel on the whereabouts of Sargeant Keroro's platoon, but upon crashlanding onto a strange planet with GREY GIANTS THREE TIMES YOUR HEIGHT, you decided to take a less... combative approach. BARARA: Assimilate into "Pekopon" ((I am not following Keroro Gunsou lore to a t, I just thought it would be funny to have the Wrong Kind Of Alien)) {KERO} https://i.imgur.com/FbI95wt.png {KERO}
((OOC @deerestEnemy i thought she was so cute, get Space Channel 5'd
KEKEKEKE!!! WE ARE スーパーピンク dechuu~! Girl, you are so cute!
Cutest ever!!
yoOu are boOth SOo cute!!!
KEKEKEKEKEKE!!! AT LAST! MY WORK IS COMPLETE! Thank you mandatory Keronian robotics lessons! I hated it, but I did good on my new vessel, so its all worth it!
c< OOOOOO lOOKiN gOOd! >c
Wow, now that it's been pointed out, yeah, you all just wear black, grey, and like ONE color Where is the pop? Where is the fun? Where is the ライブリーファッション、dechuu ka?
[BEGIN MESSAGE] a |0t 0f 0|der fazhi0n zty|ez wi|| be mu|ttic0|0ured. [END MESSAGE]
Washes more easily. Darker the colour the less noticeaBle the stains.
Tell me, does this planet have alternative fashion culture? I love me something bright and colorful! Decora? Gyaru? Pastels and pop!
Around the circles I'm in, most one sees is trolls wearing clothes and accessories in their Blood color Besides the traditional neutrals. Not all too colourful... But I'm told my pink shades are stylish.
Ooh are we explaining titles? I was always a bit of a fashionista on Keron >:P メガスタイル、でちゅうね？
[The frog has begun to assemble somethingfrom the scraps remaining from its ship. Its messy now, but it's looking vaguely trolls shaped] Keheheh... soon... soon...
c< Hell yes >c
I Wish I Was Laid Up In The Arms Of A Big Beautiful Man. Literally Only I Can Change This. Comma However
Can you be explictly gay for one species yet not gay for another? I am seriously reevaluating my entire identity
i wonder!
c< i tHiNK sO, yeaH! >c
good question
1nt3r3st1ng. Th3 3ncour4g3d norm on th1s pl4n3t 1s to go for 4nyth1ng of th3 s4m3 sp3c13s, but pr3f3r3nc3s 4r3 not 1mposs1bl3.
[TL: Trolls are so tall, aren't they?]
:33< some of them are yeah :33< im like 4 f33t tall so im nyat but some of them are yeah
:33< this happens so rarely i dont know what to do
I see some of you have these "ask boxes" for inquiries. [Slaps the roof of a box that looks comically large next to him, labelled "Ask Box (no solicitations)" I have opened up my own "ask box." Seeing as I may be the only of my kind, I'm sure I will be flooded with them! [You get the feeling this frog thinks a little too highly of itself]
embed errør my guy
(( if anyone needs voice reference uhhhh Peridot SU))
A DRAGON? A DRAGON FOLLOWS ME? Oooooooooo heheheh3hhehe perhaps... an ally, dechuu ne~? Barabarabarabarabarabarabara
Gog I wish
Oh what the hell, sure. If I ever find a little pink frog alien when I'm out I'll treat you to some food.
4n 4llysh1p go3s both w4ys, l1ttl3 on3. Wh4t h4v3 you to off3r m3? Wh4t l13s upon your s1d3 of th3 pl4y1ng f13ld?
L1ttl3 frogs 4r3 pl4nn1ng to 1nv4d3 4lt3rn14? Hm. 1t w1ll b3 4 ch4ng3 of sc3n3ry. Sounds fun. You'r3 lucky, l1ttl3 on3. 1 l1k3 sm4ll d3f3ns3l3ss th1ngs.
I know I'm not on Pekopon (ugh i knowwww) but I do want to state for the record that any Pekoponians should be grateful for the fact we call them that. Apparently, before we changed it, it was a slur. So youre welcome dechuu~
Who is Pocari and why are we drinking their sweat??? I hate that its very yummy too, kinda citrus-y? The slight cloudy opacity only concerns me further
Listen... I'm a twinkpole, I like me some big beefy military croaks with scars and a weary look of experience in his eyes But a beautiful giant red woman is a beautiful giant red woman, dechuu ne? I can't deny that Why are all of you so pretty dechuu~?
Lots of pretty people on here yeah
[Pulls the heart emblem off her hat, talking into it like a reciever] I have been told that the grey ones have colored blood. I see how it affect their society with a caste system, but it is unknown if this caste system seperation is sociological in nature or has a base in biology. <KERO> #infiltrationlogs #alterniaanalysis <KERO>
THE CASTE SYSTEM IS BASED IN BIOLOGY BUT BASICALLY ALL OF HOW IT ACTUALLY AFFECTS THE AVERAGE TROLL IS SOCIOLOGICAL BECAUSE THE GUY WHO DESIGNED ALTERNIA'S SOCIETY HAD SKEWED PRIORITIES. STILL BETTER THAN BEFORUS THOUGH.
AS A RULE OF THUMB, WARMER BLOOD TYPES ARE PSIONICALLY STRONGER ON AVERAGE, WHICH CAUSES THEM TO HAVE SHORTER NATURAL LIFESPANS. COLDER BLOOD TYPES GENERALLY HAVE NO PSIONICS AND ARE INSTEAD PHYSICALLY STRONGER (AGAIN, ON AVERAGE, AS EXCEPTIONS DO EXIST). THIS EFFECTIVELY MEANS THAT ANY TWO TROLLS CAN GO HEAD TO HEAD AND IT'LL BE AN EVEN MATCHUP. BECAUSE EACH CASTE HAS ROUGHLY EVEN POWER. JUST SPECIALIZED DIFFERENTLY. OF COURSE. THE THING ABOUT THE LIFESPAN. DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ACQUIRE CONDTIONAL IMMORTALITY. OR UNCONDITIONAL IMMORTALITY.
Give me lotsa love Lotsa lotsa lotsa love Just give me sone, it wont hurt! If its for you, I'll keep on living As long as you spoil me with luxury!
MEN.
Real.
MY NAME MEANS MILKY ANIME MAN TITS???
g∞d I wish that were me
i was gonna be normal about this and give a proper response but yoy cant go talkin bout muzzles on this site either because mmm being muzzled
[OOO]H MY M[O]TH[E]RG[O]D, SH[U]T TH[E] F[U]CK [U]P Y[OU] D[O] N[O]T N[EE]D T[O] B[E] M[U]ZZL[E]D Y[OU] [A]R[E] [A] H[U]M[A]N B[EI]NG Y[OU]R T[EE]TH C[A]NT [E]V[E]N G[I]V[E] P[A]P[E]RC[U]TS
[A]M [I] G[OI]NG T[O] H[A]V[E] T[O] R[E]M[O]V[E] Y[OU]R PH[A]L[A]NG[IA]L [A]PP[E]ND[A]G[E]S? Y[OU]R F[EE]L[E]R T[A]PP[E]RS?
Maybe this comes from someone who's humanity became spacefaring, but sapient alien life would be cool to meet.