Infiltrator Barara
@stylishKeronian
Beware Pekopon! The Keronian Fleets will come soon! he/it/they/she in that order! ♡ - @basilisksBurrow Askbox: https://forms.gle/tNQ3SXs7opTLektq9
You are INFILTRATOR BARARA from the planet KERON. Sergeant Keroro and his platoon of special operations have not responded for several subrotations and have been considered MISSING IN ACTION. You had been ordered to infiltrate the planet Pekopon and gather intel on the whereabouts of Sargeant Keroro's platoon, but upon crashlanding onto a strange planet with GREY GIANTS THREE TIMES YOUR HEIGHT, you decided to take a less... combative approach. BARARA: Assimilate into "Pekopon" ((I am not following Keroro Gunsou lore to a t, I just thought it would be funny to have the Wrong Kind Of Alien)) {KERO} https://i.imgur.com/FbI95wt.png {KERO}
Alternia is crazy sometimes, but then I think of the interrogation techniques I was warned about from Pekopon... At least Alternia is upfront about what they're doing! Pekopon had weird stuff like radio cats, psychedelic prostitution, exploding milkshakes, and even bogus psychic mumbo-jumbo! If they tried to interrogate me with that, I think I would lose my mind before they got any actual info, dechuu! { #cia }
I am begging on my little hands and webs to what I believe is one of the heiresses of the Empire? Am I correct in believing the pink ones are royal claimers or pretenders to the throne, dechuu ka? Ohh what in the name of Keron have I become? *croaks a sad kero*
The technical term is fuchsia or tyrian rather than pink, But correct. They are rather rare and there are... usually, only one nymphal/suB-adult and one imago fuchsias at any time. The ruling emperor/empress tends to swiftly dispatch heirs and heiresses, though. Then again I think I've run into more fuchsias here than any other Blood color, so consider me shrugging.
You know, the little guppy having a rice purity score of 83 does make him a good candidate for Brad, dechuu ne~?
Ooo I dont know w)(at t)(e rest meant but you did remind me to redo t)(e rice purity test!
My matesprite posted about doing a group Rocky Horror dress up, and one of their most innocent friends offered to be Brad, dechuu! Guppy's never even kissed on the lips before! He's a tadpole!
Awwweee!
I AM NOT A TADPOLE!!!!
a rice what now (*･∀･*)?
It's a quiz that tells you how innocent you are dechuu! Questions like if youve ever held hands, kissed anyone, pailed, done substances, all that, ya know? The higher the score, the more "pure" you are dechuu!
Hmmm... i see... One sec, i gotta send my partner something 😏
Oh, so a 13 would Be rather low, huh? Hm.
@angelicAnomaly and @classicalEavesdropper I know we have had our differences, but the big bear we all love and share has suggested a Rocky Horror get together, and I am not one to disappoint! Pick your character!!! My first pick is Columbia, but if someone else wants her, I can also take Mangeta, dechuu!
You can BriBe them further By telling them I'll Be Frank-n-furter. With the fishnets. And they're a little tight. ( #suggestive ?)
oe, um... i was not tagged, soe i hope its not an intrusion, but mae i take janet?
IM NOT FIVE! IVE WATCHED THIS FILM! I AM AN ADULT! I AM NOT A WRIGGLER!
If t)(e drake wants t)(at t)(en i will be t)(ere. I'll get my Janet Weiss ϕutfit tϕget)(er.
Oh, you and Kaoias could match. Either two troll Janets... or a troll Janet and a troll Brad, as you decide, Ms. Aropma.
if the princess wants janet, i can be brad!
YOU 'AVE ALREADAE ASKED THIS QUESTION!!!
If I were Rocky Horror Columbia, how many times could I slip my trollmech's grub scars? Ooh that sounds fun, dechuu ne? I'd be sooooo down!
I've Been searching for some costumes and seeing how the vest fits these very skinny models I'm starting to think I might rival you in slips.
And a happy late matesprit monday to the two trolls that somehow thought All This was worth the hassle. And also my froggy. #myfroggy
You're so worth everything, dechuu chuu chuuuuu!
You Big flatterer, you. Remind me to Bring you some cooling fans to install on your mech - had some extra sileny ones I didn't need, and flattery gets you everywhere (08B
I need so much moisturizer now dechuu! The heat in my suit is drying me out sooooooooo much...
Awake at hours I should not Be awake at, But here's the repost for the daylight crew. I did say everyone should get to see this. Special #FatFuckFriday picture in celeBration of Backpack's victory in Fat CholerBear Wipe AND the Brand new Bear pride Badge. Enjoy. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0B37a1e72e56.png #cw-nsfw #suggestive #nsfw
ᐖ oh my god ᐛ
Damn. Ya look rreal prroud too.
Me and my long suffering photographer-now-matesprit decided that the "laying Back in the water" pose wasn't *cholerBear-y* enough, and us two Big city idiots ran around half of the night trying to catch a damn fish with whatever we had on hand. I'm not just proud in this picture - I am frankly relieved and triumphant.
absolutelii sorrowful that y dyd not see thys earlyer, but yn anii case WOOT WOOT!!!! here's to manii more #fatfuckfridays!
I was sorely missing your customary Woots, WeiBs! Glad to have them, and to many more future woot woots (08B
AAAAUGH!!! THE SUIT IS SO HOT DECHUU! I feel like I'm cooking in here! But at least the drones aren't hunting me like a Super Dali Queen.
Best. Day. Ever.
Oh my, what could have possiBly happened today? (O8B
Up and at them, everyone. Here's a special picture to celeBrate Fat CholerBear Wipe's #fatfuckfriday. Those two were handling me like prized livestock. I swear to you. I felt like a mooBeast Being judged at a market. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/Bcc2185ef4dd.png #nsfw #cw-nsfw #suggestive @angelicAnomaly @classicalEavesdropper
And I'd Be displaying that Blue riBBon loud and proud. Woot indeed. t08<B
{ hhhohhhmygosh | oh my gosh | h. ‖: i i i i :‖ i like your piercings 😵💫 │▌
Thank you. They're a new addition, still getting used to them. I feel like they poke through my shirt most of the time |08B
{ hhehehehe mine do too if im not wearing a rumble sling haha | umm | gosh | twirling my hair rn btw │▌
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Now this is a good reason to have access to this website 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍〈YOU_ARE_VERY_HANDSOME〉
Now that you mention it, I could proBaBly start wearing my rumBle slings again. Usually only use them while I'm Bulking, But these dang things are visiBle *through my vest* and all.
With everything that gets posted in this weBsite, I'm glad I'm one of the good reasons to have access to it (08B
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… █ This unit has only just gained access to the full site. █ So this is a very warm welcome in my opinion. █ If there is anything better to find I will be li███𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐑〈 154 𝐔𝐀 〉 █ I will be very happy. █ This is very good.
Well, I do post a new picture every friday. Little tradition I have, and something to keep morale up. Hope you get to catch the next ones too, if you do so enjoy them (08B.
𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆… 𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐆𝐈𝐍𝐆_𝐈𝐍𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍… █ Now that's truly wonderful to hear. █ Something to look forward to. █ Consider the morale raised. █ I'll even██ ▓▒░ MORALE: RISING... ░▒▓ █ See?
I'm feeling cute again dechuu!
Bara bara bara bara bara bara bara bara Hajimemashou dechuu ne? Bara bara bara bara bara bara Barara no ekaki uta!
Goregle, list of Alternian terms for literally anything, kerodasai
If you send me a picture, I can proBaBly tell you the term for anything.
Sooo... I haven't been on for a long while. Turns out! The drones can sense heat! And I do not have jade temperature heat sigantures, dechuu! So umm... this twinkpole has been fighting for his life to not get "culled," dechuu! Worry not! I'm modifying my trollsuit mech to emit the proper heat signature! ... Which might just cook me in it if I don't properly insulate myself within it dechuuu... Frogs in water as they say. It a hard frog life...
If you ever need a place to hide, my hive's pretty cozy.
Here's a repost of this, now that it's properly #FatFuckFriday . Taken By an old acquaintance, impact font funny words tacked on By me. Chin up and here's to another wipe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd6ae0d89a80.weBp #nsfw #suggestive #cw-nsfw
I didn’t knøw yøu had a taił. Høw cute.
Working hard to keep up morale o7
Why, thank you. Old thing seems to Be good Both at keeping my Balance, and getting me compliments (08B
I )(ave gϕne tϕ w)(at t)(e )(uman call )(eaven...
Oh, you Big flatterer you.
I'm gϕnna )(ave tϕ up my game ϕn Tuesday. >:]c
On my wriggling day? Goodness me, you're giving me a preemptive case of the vapors.
ϕ)( yϕu bet, and yϕu get first peek at it tϕϕ~ >;]c x2
A simple image for this #fatfuckfriday since I just wanted to show everyone my favorite shirt. That I rarely get to wear at all. Turns out most cases do not call for a dragon impression. #nsfw #suggestive #cw-nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed91def13fe.png
Thank you (08B. Tougher keeping it up than most assume.
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Now Thats A Beast wheRe Have You Been All My Sweeps, StRangeR?
Swear on the MothergruB I've seen your castename somewhere... |0:8B
Who Knows, Its EveRywheRe On The Main ScReens Baby hope To See You In The Stands One Day, CheeRin Me On
Thank you as always, Kaoias (08B I have to get you a matching one!
I wϕuld lϕve t)(at!
Ye^h |'m definitely looking ^t the shirt cool shirt dvde h^h^.
Oh, I show off the jiggle physics jungle central every Friday. Oggle freely. But the shirt, though, the shirt is *new*.
NOOOO I MISSED YESTERDAYYY
I was so concerned when I did not see you in my replies at all, Barara. Thought something had happened.
I am actually sobbing in my troll-mech right now, tears on all my controls dechuu...
Weep not, my darling froggy. There will always Be more fridays, and the picture is still there (08B
H0t man privilege is insane
どうして知ってるの？
shes vwagueing about me, for starters.
質問には答えになってない。
vwell, that one indigo, zebruh? he got lynched and i havwent been yet, so... pretty man privwilege in action.
喜んでその状況、どうにかして上げるよ。
Im just saying if y0u were any uglier y0ud be dead
i hate to break it to 7ou but he is dead. that is a thing that has happened
M0re dead Perma dead
exactly.
i could be alivwe still, you dont knowv.
What day is it today? #ManMeatMonday dechuu? I would be happy for #ManMeatMonday.
sorry buddy. #mangomonday
I second this. #ManMeatMonday is important, we require designated time to eat the men.
That's a thing?