Infiltrator Barara
@stylishKeronian
Beware Pekopon! The Keronian Fleets will come soon! he/it/they/she in that order! ♡ - @basilisksBurrow Askbox: https://forms.gle/tNQ3SXs7opTLektq9
Alternia is crazy sometimes, but then I think of the interrogation techniques I was warned about from Pekopon... At least Alternia is upfront about what they're doing! Pekopon had weird stuff like radio cats, psychedelic prostitution, exploding milkshakes, and even bogus psychic mumbo-jumbo! If they tried to interrogate me with that, I think I would lose my mind before they got any actual info, dechuu! { #cia }
I am begging on my little hands and webs to what I believe is one of the heiresses of the Empire? Am I correct in believing the pink ones are royal claimers or pretenders to the throne, dechuu ka? Ohh what in the name of Keron have I become? *croaks a sad kero*
The technical term is fuchsia or tyrian rather than pink, But correct. They are rather rare and there are... usually, only one nymphal/suB-adult and one imago fuchsias at any time. The ruling emperor/empress tends to swiftly dispatch heirs and heiresses, though. Then again I think I've run into more fuchsias here than any other Blood color, so consider me shrugging.
You know, the little guppy having a rice purity score of 83 does make him a good candidate for Brad, dechuu ne~?
Ooo I dont know w)(at t)(e rest meant but you did remind me to redo t)(e rice purity test!
My matesprite posted about doing a group Rocky Horror dress up, and one of their most innocent friends offered to be Brad, dechuu! Guppy's never even kissed on the lips before! He's a tadpole!
It's a quiz that tells you how innocent you are dechuu! Questions like if youve ever held hands, kissed anyone, pailed, done substances, all that, ya know? The higher the score, the more "pure" you are dechuu!
@angelicAnomaly and @classicalEavesdropper I know we have had our differences, but the big bear we all love and share has suggested a Rocky Horror get together, and I am not one to disappoint! Pick your character!!! My first pick is Columbia, but if someone else wants her, I can also take Mangeta, dechuu!
You can BriBe them further By telling them I'll Be Frank-n-furter. With the fishnets. And they're a little tight. ( #suggestive ?)
oe, um... i was not tagged, soe i hope its not an intrusion, but mae i take janet?
IM NOT FIVE! IVE WATCHED THIS FILM! I AM AN ADULT! I AM NOT A WRIGGLER!
If t)(e drake wants t)(at t)(en i will be t)(ere. I'll get my Janet Weiss ϕutfit tϕget)(er.
Oh, you and Kaoias could match. Either two troll Janets... or a troll Janet and a troll Brad, as you decide, Ms. Aropma.
If I were Rocky Horror Columbia, how many times could I slip my trollmech's grub scars? Ooh that sounds fun, dechuu ne? I'd be sooooo down!
I've Been searching for some costumes and seeing how the vest fits these very skinny models I'm starting to think I might rival you in slips.
I need so much moisturizer now dechuu! The heat in my suit is drying me out sooooooooo much...
AAAAUGH!!! THE SUIT IS SO HOT DECHUU! I feel like I'm cooking in here! But at least the drones aren't hunting me like a Super Dali Queen.
I'm feeling cute again dechuu!
Bara bara bara bara bara bara bara bara Hajimemashou dechuu ne? Bara bara bara bara bara bara Barara no ekaki uta!
Goregle, list of Alternian terms for literally anything, kerodasai
If you send me a picture, I can proBaBly tell you the term for anything.
Sooo... I haven't been on for a long while. Turns out! The drones can sense heat! And I do not have jade temperature heat sigantures, dechuu! So umm... this twinkpole has been fighting for his life to not get "culled," dechuu! Worry not! I'm modifying my trollsuit mech to emit the proper heat signature! ... Which might just cook me in it if I don't properly insulate myself within it dechuuu... Frogs in water as they say. It a hard frog life...
If you ever need a place to hide, my hive's pretty cozy.
NOOOO I MISSED YESTERDAYYY
I was so concerned when I did not see you in my replies at all, Barara. Thought something had happened.
I am actually sobbing in my troll-mech right now, tears on all my controls dechuu...
Weep not, my darling froggy. There will always Be more fridays, and the picture is still there (08B
What day is it today? #ManMeatMonday dechuu? I would be happy for #ManMeatMonday.
sorry buddy. #mangomonday
I second this. #ManMeatMonday is important, we require designated time to eat the men.
This is what dogs look like on Keron by the way
Ai wo kudasai (Give me love!) Motto motto kudasai (More more please!) Ii janai no heru mo nja aru maishi! (Just give it to me, its not like you'll run out!) Anata no tame ni ikite ikitai (I'll keep on living for you) Zeitaku sasete kureru nara~! (As long as you spoil me with luxury!)
I love my #fatfuckfriday because then I can look at my fatfuck! I am winning dechuu~!
I do warn, Barara, my ego will Become unmanageaBly immense if these compliments continue (08>B
I was gonna say something bitchy But I instead choose kindness dechuu~!
When I see that #fatfuckfriday post I go AWOOGA BYOIYOIYOIYOING!!! I am the luckiest little froggie dechuu!
This "game" frightens me, it terrifies me, it rattles me from tip to tail, you all do this for fun?!? Is this not a cosmic calamity dechuu??? スーパーデーンジャ!!!
I sincerely apologise to those who feel as if I have taken their place. I am still learning the dynamics of relationships on this planet and I had no intent on "quadrant-blocking" nor did I know he was taken. My deepest of bows for all of you
Right hand on this random noteBook I swear on the MothergruB I didn't know I had THAT many admirers Barara
I mean! Your are the bearest bear to ever bear! At least that I have seen on this planet! Very handsome dechuu!
The... Bearest Bear to ever Bear, you say...? Surely there must Be othed trolls Bearier than I... But then again... Surely someone so talented in roBotics as you has the discerning eye to identify the Beariest Bear n(08>B