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✩⋆｡𖦹°⭒˚｡⋆ y☀︎u ar୧ d୧s⊹in୧d f☀︎r su☾☾୧ss ⊹☀︎day⭑ sp୧☾ifi☾ally in ⊹h୧ fi୧ld ☀︎f pr୧⊹୧ndin𝜗 y☀︎u’r୧ n☀︎⊹ ⊹ir୧d⭑ ⋆｡°✩⋆｡𖦹°✩
Where did the years go? https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/lmaoDonnie.png
-7 5houtout to girl5 with gock and gock5 with girl #n5fw 2-
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
oh wow @_@ i think youre onto something/geting somewhere
oh I dunno I just thought we were saying things >_<
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS READY.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
-/ people have told me my hands are rather firm. \-
sommethinng sommethinng boobs inn mmy face please i donnt knnow its beenn a lonng wipe #nnsfw but barely
wow you are very persistent
WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺
i do liek da sound of #glurpiweek ...
night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
✿ dea𖧧h. dea𖧧h c❦uld happen ✿
✿ can u guys stop talking about #eridanweek and start talking about #glurpiweek like who gaf about that tuna chud
>>| there's .a lot .of purplebloods .in here. .is my block gets hot .or just me? why the fuck they .are hot??
#nsfwe #cnc #breeding maybe being forcibly bred would fix me
✝+ It can be; it's a lifestyle choice; it's just funny in certain conversational contexts. Outside of it, not really. +✝
you would have loved laughing at my buddy gleroK unfortunately he waZ taKen out bacK for hiZ tranZgreZZionZ
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Absolutely ((we do indeed live for the sillies)) ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
✿ da fukk bru u mad u dont have #swag liek us stay mad 😂😂😂
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NICE. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I RESPECT CLOUT CHAHASING. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
✿ ay bro lets get a clown chain going #follow4follow i need to purple up my feed yanno and u know wat i wont even discriminate if u not purple das fine too
Isn't it just s+ delightful t+ see s+ many up 'n' c+min' y+ung cl+wns +n this h+liest +f sites? :+) N+w I'm sure y+u all be attendin' t+ y+ur h+ly duties as y+u sh+uld be, but I welc+me y+ur visits t+ my m+st w+nderful +f sh+ws when y+u d+ have the time t+ visit. My merciful and miracul+us c+llecti+n will +pen up y+ur ganderbulbs t+ what +ur Messiahs can create.
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ A purpleblood in a suit, unhappy, is a lot more funny than a seadweller (me) in a suit. I wear one, but I do think he's a tad bit funnier. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ I'll take a picture of him later when we're at work tomorrow ((ooc: as the artist Im fucking lazy)) ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ Yes. Very charming, but he looks very unhappy with it. Even if it adds to his charm. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖ We have a new office worker, and there is something very funny about a big purpleblood in a suit. He wanted to be anywhere but here, I think. ⊹ ࣪ ﹏𓂄﹏⊹ ࣪ ˖
3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL KNOW THAHAT THING OLIVEBLOODS DO WHEN THEY ARCH THEIR BACK REAL DEEP LIKE THEY STRETCHING AND SHIT? I'M FOLDING IMMEDIATELY. #nsfw
zomg,,,,,,,, im so swoon rn sighhhhh SIGHHH,,, boy,, #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YUNG JUGG DON'T MISS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. SUPERCALIFRAGI-MY EX KIS ON SOME HOE SHIT. SUPERMAN I GET THEM BANDS BUT AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU ROSES, SUPER DUPER GET THEM COUGARS TOOK MY WRIST AND FROZE IT. #nsfw #lyrics #lyricposting #YungJugg
✨🍭🕷️ BIKINI GUY I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ ok well you appear to be a non-purple clown which is Not what i was asking for but we're happy to have you welcome to the party 🕷️🍭✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAKE YOUR MATESPRIT'S NET WORTH ON A BAD NIGHT.
I'm feeling quite gener0us t0night! I'll d0 er0tic c0mmissi0ns at a disc0unt ^m^!!!
i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.
✨🍭🕷️ now that i think about it have i even seen any other non-clown purps hanging around here 🕷️🍭✨
y༄u g༄t a real skill f༄r that ༄r what? lets put it th༄se strats t༄ the test
:33< i showed mew my bulge purrlease respawnd! :33< #nsfw fur the meme though
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'VE GENUINELY GOT NO IDEA.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.
(tempted toOoOo start takin hoOoOorny pics thoOoOoughts coOoOomments busting maybe goOoOonna test the waters a bit #nsfw)>
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'
IN MY HIVE AIRING EVERYTHING OUT!!! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN!!! AND DOORS UNLOCKED!!! DEFINITELY NOT AN #INVITATION OR ANYTHING!!! #NSFW
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw
:33 < H33H33H33 HA HA HAS I F33L SO YOUNG!!! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c1fa26dff96.jpg
>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
꩜I don’t know what #eridanweek iS. And quite franklY. I don’t carE.꩜
『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) 』 ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>
sure sure just let me see that pretty smile
:33< sigh :33< girls :)) :33< what did we efur do to be so cute?
#nsfw I like spicy c0ntent!! Spicy can mean M0RE than just er0tic ^m^
xx_did_you_know_you_can_just_eat_whipped_cream_like_you_can_just_spray_it_directly_into_your_mouth_theres_nothing_stopping_you_xx
⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>
angry clowns #nsfw send chitt
ARRIAR — "If you were ever so curious, here's my ancestor. https://kvittanir.neocities.org/modal/panel.png"
p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)
intŗuiging! indulge us witħ yȭuŗ ȭpiniȭn and ŗeasȭning, ȭħ mȭst ĦȬNȬŖABLE cħittŗ-eŗ!
I have never felt this exhilarated before. #millerverse #nsfw #noir #vagueposting
-7 Hrm, feed'5 ju5ttt not purple enough.. Where'5 the HONK? The HONK and HONK?? 2-
✿ can u get me a quadruple decker cheeseburg plz 🤤
♰ now I'm feeling zombiefied face is white and my eyes is tired i'll hug and i'll squeeze you till you're hypnotised show you faces and places that'll make you terrified to be alive #lyrics ♰
Nothing will ever be the same. #vagueposting #millerverse #noir
honesstly ii aassssumed people were gonnaa haate me posstiing hole but thaat sseemss to not the caasse, aand aall you guyss haave to go on reference 4 my faace iiss my sstupiid fuckiing iicon
Ahah! I have caught a culprit! https://i.ibb.co/Kc5TGhSH/image-2026-04-03-022510609.png (( #violence #nsfw it is just a gun but be weary ))
((OOC pinned post. This character is part of @detectiveMiller 's universe. She's a secretary (obviously). She's more cynical than anything, knowing how much bad there is in the world. She's a massive flirt, however. She doesn't mean it when she does. She's just having fun. She can almost always be seen with a cigarette and a glass of wine.
(( @cynicalSecretary has joined the Millerverse! ))
she bounce on iIit liIike an iIinviIinciIible tiIiktok ediIit #nsfw
Ms. Samuels signing on during brunch. https://i.pinimg.com/736x/15/76/29/1576294eb03c2bcbf89dc830ecc4ef44.jpg
good morning everyone! or uh, evening ?_? let me retry this, hope everyone slept well ^_^
"= he wants me so bad, he won't stop replying. ="
"I WANT TO EAT YOU." #TELLEMSTRAIGHT
((This is my actual dog btw her name is Goblin.))
Here is a photograph of my dog. She is a pure bred Chiweenie cockerspaniel. https://i.ibb.co/5hXzF5q3/image-2026-04-03-102051718.png
♯mapledonut
concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)
They are quite the handsome couple.
Ah. My boss and his wife. https://i.ibb.co/ymBS601M/image-2026-04-03-103728167.png
people iIi plan to boiIil aliIive tomorrow https://fiIile.garden/YAmhqBgapBy70P5c/chiIittr/lunchbreak.png
A few of the boys from the bar. https://i.ibb.co/8gQ9XQPg/image-2026-04-03-104253443.png
(( If anyone wants to play a character that is set in Miller's world please dm me I am a huge noir nerd and would love for others to be in the same world as him and expand on his world in a way I cant I love collaborative things so dont even worry about it any and all characters that are relative to his timeframe are welcome to be apart of his world repost btw cause not many people saw the og. ))
p30pl3 c4ll m3 th3 "b1g sl1m3"... p30pl3 4ls0 just c4ll m3 4nn0y1ng 0n ch1ttr.
Apologies for my crass language.
Do you want to fuck my boss and his wife?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SAID SLOPPY AND I GOT SO HORNY I GOT DIZZY WHAHAT? #nsfw
A photo of my bosses wife to prove he is normal. She is much more privy to photography. https://i.ibb.co/xSL4fkVN/image-2026-04-03-100853067.png
Masquerade, paper faces on parade Masquerade, hide your face so the world will never find you Masquerade, every face, a different shade Masquerade, look around, there's another mask behind you #lyrics https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc3d5315e718.png
Yes. But he is my boss.
thank you but also how would you do that through the screen and please don't that would hurt i think
My boss is not intimidating. People love his kind eyes. His soft smile. And his witty jokes.
I have managed to capture another photo of my boss. This will prove he is normal. https://i.ibb.co/Vr2NnXb/image-2026-04-03-100246215.png
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!
I can rrespect that. Ya gotta have yerr cutes and yerr complimenterrs. Orr somethin' like that.
It seems the photograph of my boss is quite... controversial.
<-#ellooooo, C#ittr! I'm t#inking of posting my self-portraits #ere. #ave to grace my adoring public wit# my presence after all.
youre damn right it would.
It's in my best interrest to be as cute as possible all th' time
watching the user count go up as chittr wakes up
Here is the only photograph I have gotten of my boss. He is quite the dashing guy if I do say so myself. https://i.ibb.co/5xxqJCFf/image-2026-04-03-095156505.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANKS LIL MOFO I KNOW. :o)
i think callin me a good boy would fix me. #itwont #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S MY NATURAL STATE OF BEING. I'M MUTHAHAFUCKING ADORABLE.
Would anyone like to see the one photograph I have gotten of my boss?
I am still taking cases. Do not fear. I am capable of juggling many tasks at once.
I am rather shy about my face... Apologies. https://i.ibb.co/LzyyRGwQ/image-2026-04-03-024856382.png
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Good evening everyone. ]
Despite how the sun is never out. The heat is no joke. https://i.ibb.co/qLHC7TXn/image-2026-04-03-093510051.png
I do so love an older gentleman... ((#yearnposting))
mmup...
having wings is sometimes so impractical while fucking like yo can you actually get off me real quick my wing got pinned by accident and not in a fun way #nsfw
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
You Can’t See It. But I Facepalmed Extra Hard To That…
why does this keep happening
where where would i look
Careful… I Think They Are Suggesting Something…
no that was yesterday today you have to find my pages
i think you're onto something! ^_^
getting a new breadboard kit soon! super excited since i blew my last one up >_< only cost me like all of my last paycheck… @_@
people have said im very good at following directions so yippee! ^_^ im not sure i will be able to refrain from posting about girls but i will try to post more than just that to keep the content good! '^_^
oh uh ok? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8388f76867e0.png
lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
congrats rankmaid, you saved us all.
Oh stop, you're gonna make me blush
:33 < OH MY GOD https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/622d328f8d3b.png #eridanw33k #willyoucome #rumblenight
I cȯuldṅ’t agrėė mȯrė :Dc
? zh?p @l?ghtLycanthrophy and @outbackWanker az k?zmez?zez hahaha #k?zmezh?p...zzZ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROP THE COORDS LIL HOMIE.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAY LESS.
✨🍭🕷️ chewing is so scary what if you bite yourself 🕷️🍭✨
arm0r is s0000 underra+ed send pics in +he replies if u s+ill g0+ urs!!!
YEAH SPECIALLY WHEN YOU OWN YOUR SECRETARY
Power dynamics are not healthy in the workplace... Pfft Nah, kidding, don't let your dreams I hope your boss makes you very happy
:33 < i don't have a boss! but i've thought about kissing just about efurryone i've met at least once!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M MY OWN BOSS. SO. YES.
Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?
₍^. .^₎⟆ paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you!!~
cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw
✿ word of advice for all u foolz out dere https://i.ibb.co/G3VxQdHf/ohnono.jpg
!!! EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED NOW !!! #NSFW #GETNAKEDNOW
I think a creampie will fix me. (It won't.) (I am willing to try though.) #nsfw
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now
a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]
↗️THIS MAKES SENSE, DESPITE ALL THE CONTEXT CLUES TELLING ME OTHERWISE.↗️
i wwill make you scream i wwill make you squirt #lyrics #nsfww #trolljohnnycash
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY NOT HAHAVE BOTH? :o)
:33 < femdom hunks. :33 < some of them want mew to. :33 < purrsonally...i like it when a hunk tries to dom me :33 < only to find out they've b33n my purrey the whole time.
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw
i can juggle knives, but oddly enough not anything else can i still join???
-7 Alway5 down for that! 2-
concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
decided it was wayyyy easier to imagine that everyone else is the problem and im not ;o) its a really eye opening outlook on life
Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish
type honk once for a joke and it’s how you summon them all lmfao
-7 HONK HONK!! =:o) 2-
how many horns could a clown honk if a clown could honk horns??? #shitpost
Literary Scholars Wish Their Writing Was This " Fire ".
« genuine #clownposting question but can anyone give a girl the low down on honky squishy sniffnub? some of y'all look sick on here with that big round ball on like it's goin' outta business... »
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRAB A BITCH BY THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HORNS AND FORCE HER FACE DOWN WHEN I CRACK FROM BEHIND, HIT THEM BACKSHOTS SO HAHARD IT REGISTERS A 9.8 EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLING PACIFIC. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw
-7 No giggly girl5? For 5hame 2-
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
Been awfully quiet on the whole "doing my job" front. Not a whole lot going on, which I should be grateful for, however it has left me rather bored. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
@pickpocketingintellect didnt like my gift smh https://i.imgur.com/eg22goj.jpeg #nsfw
MOTHERFUCK YEAH. its gonna be a good party.
SPEAKING OF COLLABS, MAYBE I COULD DO SOMETHING FOR YOUR STORE? i havent been in, but i like the clown theme. :o)
NICE ARGUMENT. UNFORTUNATELY I’VE ALREADY DEPICTED MYSELF AS THE CUTE SLEEPY PUPPY, AND YOU AS THE PILLOW IT’S LYING ON
no ur so r3al for that
nOw tHiS Is mY KiNdA PoSt, SiStEr.
The best pitch date (possibly the only) I ever had, we went furniture shopping together, put the furniture together, and then beat the shit out of one another with said furniture. What's your best pitch date story? #NSFW #pitchstuff #asktotag ?
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
<:0]> NAH, ÞE CHUCKLES ARE FØR ALL MI DEAR SIBLING IN ÞE CIRCUS
cropping one horn is so #girlboss i♱'s basically ♱he new fashion and i♱ kicks ass. everyone should do i♱. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
{unfortunately thats very common on a platform like this lol. truly tragic.}
SIGN M3 UP I GOT STUFFING IN THIS BODY I DON'T N33D mew~ 💖✨
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < THE WHOLE GUILD?!?! I'd be careful...that's a lot of competing hands, equippables, and a very high DC to escape any grapple checks! I want you to imagine for just a wee spot 'o meanderin' mind moment what yer about ta get ewerself into!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> Handholdin', noggin pettin', breath-huffin', problem sortin', laugh-snortin'... (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 Body foldin', grow-together-oldin', trust fall 'n blindfoldin', information witholdin', recuperacoon moldin'... ( Ꮚ♠ꈊ♠Ꮚ) <3< BODY CONTORTIN', WEIGHT SUPPORTIN', UNCONSCIOUS TRANSPORTIN', LAST-NIGHT-WHEREABOUTS-REPORTIN', OHOHOH BAAAHhaaaa... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ya sure that's what yer fixin' for?!?!?!
K!ll grass tøuch yøurself #nsfw
-/ ill contact a few. they will reach out if interested. \-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT.
-/ i am not a laughsassin. but i know a few. business relationships and such. \-
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE ARE OPERATING ON LEVELS OF BUSINESS SO TRANSACTIONAL THAHAN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GODS OF CAPITALISM ARE JEALOUS.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS THE BEST MUTHAHAFUCKING BUSINESS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
|| CONFETTI WOULD PROLLY BE A PAIN IN THE ASS TO CLEAN UP BUT ||| A PIE DOES SOUND NICE | OVER ||
\) -•-If only a big strong clown were around to help me feel good. *Dramatic Sigh* -•- (/ #suggestive-•- (/
talk dirty to me but like more so just telling me how you’ll consume my very being #nsfwe
...these biscuits are incredib𝓁e. i’ve rea𝓁𝓁y outdone myse𝓁f this time, hehe. maybe i shou𝓁d start se𝓁𝓁ing them on chittr…
An|>o<|ther successful sh|>o<|w- N|>o<| |>o<|ne even g|>o<|t skewered this time!
I don't believe this I gotta hear forrr myself, mew~ 💖✨
wow not an hour after the big commotion at #eridanweek and everyone fucks off to go publliclly jerk off on main im no stranger to publlic hornyness but you peoplle do it competitivelly
2oooo fucking tru3
who2 up jorkin it rn #n2fw
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
miss #hotgaysex #nsfw
i need a three week vacation to fuckall.
its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ ... I lost a sparkle like that for a different reason. What I mean is, well. My name 's darling and dear... ]
Feminism includes trans wo+men who+ are wo+men.
been looking out for this, was curious if it'd come to fruition
girls on film #songposting
"DOMINANT HAND" WHAT ABOUT SUBMISSIVE HAND. #NSFW FOR THE JOKE.
for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)
banana r3ally b3 in 2moothi32 ju2t whoopin 3v3ryon3 3l232 a22
Brothers and sisters.... today we BLONK
i m3an if u lik3 n33d a t3st3r i'<3 probably put wors3 in m3 #nsfw
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the perfeͻt produͻt drop is the ͻonsumers seeing it in use, after all ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
horrifying i'<3 n3<3r n33d3d on3 of thos3 mor3 in my lif3 i'll tak3 lik3 fi<3
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) we should do a promo some time I've been needing more sponsors ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
ooking or being ooked?? hashtag nsfw
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) now THAT is genius! the troll is the heating element- that ͻould really work ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) rounded top, ͻompletely sealed so you ͻan't get the wax out without breaking it? ͻould work! ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) maybe if the ͻap is made out of a heat resistant metal? heat lamps themselves only get as warm as a rustie ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
// It's like THE perfect gif for my troll
// I unclicked ooc oops
𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) // 🙏 magnifiͻent ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
1’m n0t d3ad. Jvst b33n bvsy d01ng th1ngs. 1 f0rg0t h0w mvch w0rk s0c1al m3d14s1t3s ar3 t0 k33p vp w1th.
// I should probably mention for the record Fia is in the SW industry, that's why his bio says that. His streams are very interactive if you catch my drift, he's got some great funds from the business venture. You don't have to acknowledge it, I just think it's funny and want to clarify. //
wWw you zzeem to focuzz on negative emotionzz too much. it'zz important to take breakzz and treat yourzzelf zzomething good once in a while. your life zzhould be a pleazzure not an endlezzzz torture #zzpreadpozzitivity wWw
▲yknow i think people are too comfortable with stabbing in pitch relationships, its gotten so casual that people forget the more intimate stuff, its gotten lame▼ ▲get back to like, actually hurting them, couple cuts up the arm, knife slide on the cheek, that sorta stuff, stop being so boring you fucking losers▼ #nsfw #gore
save a horse ride a cowboy? guess im boutta start a whole horse rescue #nsfw
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]
#gчck me чp
:33< sigh :33< butts <3 :33< #nsfw ish
larger men should moan more, , , be more vocal cowards, , , #nsfw
just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.
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HELL YEAH.
L0t 4 l3sb14ns. But 1’m n0t c0mpl41n1ng. W0nk. ;)
xx UMMM WHATS YURI? IM A VIZUAL LEARNER BTW ;3 ;3 ;3 xx ✩ ♬✮₊.♪⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧
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All this talk o+f wo+men kissing and I'm o+therwise busy. A shame. Well, if anybo+dy ever needs any lesso+ns yo+u kno+w where to+ find me.
>>| people! we .all missing .another .important key! girl kissing .is good, but the two guys kissing .is better!
my matesprit is expressing confusion at t+e lack of "butc+es" in t+is yuri conversation w+at is a butc+
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REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.
take mY prong and i;ll make Yoчr hole weak ;) #nsfw
Thank goodness for the yuri interlude from the madness that is the dashboard.
$OMETIME$ YOU JU$T HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT UR CRU$HE$ ARE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. E$PECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A$ MANY A$ I DO. #VAGUECHITTING #3$OME...?👀 #N$FW
[> Made a Chittr at the perfect time, it seems. Long live omegaverse!!! <] [> Yes- this IS my first post, no I am NOT ashamed. Get with the times. Cringe is dead and I culled it with my bare claws. <]
which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting
I AIN'T CAT CALLIN'. I'M COMPLIMENTIN'. I AIN'T REDUCIN' YOU TO AN OBJECT. I'M ADMIRIN' YER BEAUTY BEFERE ME BECAUSE I AIN'T EVER SEEN SO MANY RIDONCULOUS BABES ABOUT. ALSO, LOTS A NICE RACKS. #NSFW
babe i think i;m gettin too old for the internet
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
had a missY saY theY were ;catchin mY print; on the streets: what the hell does that mean
@ for legal reasons, i must refute the eXistence of any potential cult or religious practices taking place within mine hive. other than that of the messiahs most mirthful, of course. @ @ honk, honk. @
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
1 l1k3 h1gh bl00ds s0m3t1m3s, just s0m3t1m3s. n0t 4ll th3 t1m3.
SHOWER TIME. :o)
thats the spirit.
who up honkin they horn? #nsfw
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.
♰ her gaze hides from reality because she is here, but her soul was not. she has the ability to look straight through beings while defining the sense of seeing as she keys her energy into this moment of bleeding. she gazed upon reality as the world watched. she was here, but she couldn’t touch. #poetry ♰
im changing my color to show how much i miss green markiplier #bringbackgreenmark
breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
pr0lly im like a m0th t0 a flame when it c0mes t0 c00l shiny shit (⌐□_□)
i d0nt really l00k at 0ther pe0ples bulges that breaks br0 c0de (⌐□_□) im still n0t even sure h0w i g0t int0 y0ur st0re ngl (⌐□_□)
↘️i have such admiration for my fellow indigos.↘️ ↗️AND ALL SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SUPERIORS OF COURSE, BUT I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND CAPABLE THEY ARE IN A SECOND IF I NEED TO.↗️ ↘️we really are boots on the ground.↘️ ↗️GETTING STUFF DONE.↗️ ↘️sometimes, my office members will pat my back so hard it makes me cough my prior midmeal into the back of my windtunnel.↘️ ↗️WHERE WOULD THE MARKET BE WITHOUT US.↗️ ↘️shambles.↘️
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking
want it in aint got a dick #nsfw
4nyon3 sm3ll th4t? 1 c4n't, but 1 know 1t gott4 sm3ll R4D 4round h3r3. Sn34k1ng susp1c1on th4t 1t 1s 1. R4DGL4R3.
hell yeah i love #sellingout
PLEASE GUYS LET ME SELL OUT TO PROMOTE YOUR SHIT AND GIVE ME FREE SHIT
</3: Oh How Silly Of Me I Made A Post About Being Beautiful Without Any Knowing My Full Appearance! don't Be Afraid To Tell Me Your Thoughts, Darlings~ https://cdn,,,imgchest,,,com/files/1f323fbc3007,,,png
↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SERVICES YOU DID NOT EVEN STATE ANY OF THEM.↗️