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⚇ Revelries 72:100 ⚇ "The giggles and guffaws can be found everywhere! The Messiahs sprinkle them out and around to make sure that everyone has a chance of finding the holy mirth. Search high and low, sister, 'cause I guarantee you'll find something to smile about sooner rather than later!" ⚇ #Scripture #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting ⚇

▲been listening to a post punk doomed yuri soviet disco remix of a troll chappell roan for the last three hours▼
Uhm so... i... i gUess...i?? have.. a... matesprit now.. >.○ sUprising... tUrn of... events......

⦓ I certainly believe it! Perhaps I'll be able to find out one day! You seem very kind thus far. ⦔

⦓ I don't know you! Yet! But if we become friends I would very much love a hug! ⦔
i think i should be allovwed to do anythin i vwant to

⦓ I think, perhaps, I was hatched to be hugged. I love hugs so very much... Soft bodies, firm bodies, sharp bodies, doesn't matter, if we are friends and you wrap your arms around me I'm the happiest person alive or dead... ⦔
WH0 WANTS T0 G0 GET MUFFINS 🐺 MY BIG MATESPRITE ATE THE WH0LE DAMN TRAY BEF0RE I C0ULD EVEN EAT 0NE 🐺 I L0VE HER S0 MUCH BUT THATS TRULY A BIG AND GREEDY M0MENT DIDNT EVEN C0NSIDER THE REST 0F THE W0LFPACK 🐺
[HEY IF I GO TO PRI$ON TELL GATZBY TO BAIL ME OUT 💜]

*、m4YB3, 3H WH0 KN0WS!⚡️

8)

Vanquished my tummy ache. 8)
[BTW ALL FOUR OF THEM DO IN FA#T EAT ALLAT]
hey ho* does this site feel about bulgeposting

*、3UGH I H4T3 THIS, S33ING 3V3RY0N3 IN TH3R3 0WN R314TI0NSHIPS FUCKS M3 UP, IDK I W4NT S0M30N3 T0 CUR1 MY H4IR N SHIT M4YB3 4T M0ST 4 P3CK 0N TH3 CH33K 4ND S0M3 DIRTY T41K TH3N D0N3, IDFK #sUGG3STIV3?!⚡️
[I TOLD YOU GUY$ I'D BE #UNT A$ FU#K ]
[WITH A GREAT RA#K #OME$ A GREAT BA#K PAIN ]

(\ /) grrrgh.
-/ id hope so. I like when your eyes are on me. \-
The thing abôut bôxes is theyse aŁways need tô be môved frôm ône sideuh the warehive tô the ôther. #GôônŁife #Gôônin'
-/ quiet night tonight. currently watching trolls walk by through a bar window. one person has a shoelace untied, another had a massive tear in their pants and i dont think they noticed. ill never get tired of this hobby. \-

xx_boyz_in_skirtz_btw_xx
[HIT MY DM$ AND WE #AN FURTHER INQUIRE ON WHAT YOU NEED FROM ME]
[I'M RIT#HY KELDAM A PLEA$URE TO DO BU$INE$$]

c< ....every day, aNd every NigHt.... i CHOOSE 2 be KiNd i CHOOSE 2 Have cOMpassiON i CHOOSE 2 CARE aNd 2 be KIND aNd 2 LOVE #witHbarelycONcealedrage >c
[OH YEAH I #AN DO THAT NO PROBLEM]

༄ 。°Hm. What if I did it this way. (:°。 ༄

what are you gonna do with your life? I'm gonna get what I want.

I mean, yeah. I do tend to do it by hand!

c< NO Matter wHat cOMes ill wiN! MOstly because iM 2 fucKiN Nuts NOt ta! >c
All racks. rock, man. Doesn’t matter what. size #suggestive

V^ The auth0rs 0pen fetish that c0mplements the themes 0f their w0rk. ^V

Onlƴ cººl trºlls ªrɛ ªllºwɛd tº ịntɛrªct wịth thịs chịt (ªnd ºthɛr cººl sɛntịɛnt crɛªtůrɛs)

instead of an ‘in meeting’ sign I’ll have a ‘napping’ one
people always ask me on the street to show their titties but no one ever takes me to the city and im like "why? i wont be welcomed?"

I will 8e putting a nest in my office of which to nap upon

ϕf cϕurse! Yϕu'll get a slice ϕf pie I prϕmise!

Blinks ★t you like this. ★_★ >_★ ★_< ★_★

*buries my face in y∞ur tits* this is just h∞w we say hell∞ where I'm fr∞m (is fr∞m the same regi∞n as y∞u) #nsfw

T)(at sϕunds amazing actually! I'll )(ave tϕ give t)(at a try ϕnce )(ϕme!

I want tϕ bake sϕmet)(ing...but I dϕnt knϕw w)(at tϕ bake. Dϕ I make cϕϕkies ϕr brϕwnies? ϕr maybe a pϕund cake? Anyϕne )(ave any ideas?

xx_#chchow_xx

// Canyou watch her while I smoke https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/StevieKOc1_outline.png <-- By TurnTgh on tumblr

// teehee they kissed just after this 😌 don't think that hand is big enough but ayyye 👀 @topfloorAsshole https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/05964107d186.png #nsfw

-=[my haand is shaky because myy skeleton istryingb to hatch x-)_☺]=-

I would nefur brie so narciswisstic to assume this is about me...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ But...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ •<;3( )~

Your moirail's (or any othfur quadrants) blood can be incorporated into tattoo ink...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Btw...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

Slinky.
HOT DAY. WRESTL4NGS HOUSE. COLD. BEAR 4N R4NG. TR4PLE CHOKEHOLD. N4PPLES. L4KE D4AMOND. WEAK PO4NT? HAHAHAHAHHA. NO. STRONG PO4NT. STAB OPPONENT 4N EYE. W4N MATCH. #TW-SUGGEST4VE #MEGUESSTH4S4SJUST #BEARSL4FE #L4FEHACKS

In refurence to my last pawst: NO REFUNDS...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i think s0ckrickies 0r whatever his name is was def debating this in his his large marble circle (⌐□_□) real stuff t0 ruminate 0n (⌐□_□)

NEVER 8ACK DOWN NEVER WHAT ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? YAOI AND YURI FOR EVERYPUPPY TOLIGHT DADDY JUST GOT PROMOTED 🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉
have y0u ever w0ndered why he ate a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) isnt that a n0rmal burger (⌐□_□) cant say ive ever had a burger with h0ney mustard maybe i sh0uld (⌐□_□) 0r maybe he was trying t0 warn us wh0 kn0ws (⌐□_□)

:33 < Now that would be something!!
hell yeah br0 stretching is hella imp0rtant (⌐□_□)

:33 < Rumeowr has it that a certain flighty bull has b33n allegedly eyeing an attempt at tipping the scales of pale into pail territory with his furry recently coined Moirailegiance to a certain coldblooded fishy furiend. :33 < This is an expected pattern fur the bull, as he s33ms to flip through red partners like channels on the huskbox! :33 < One wondfurs if any one channel is enough to satisfy! #TipLine #Drama #Gossip #BarnyardVisitsTheAquarium #Smearing #PapSmearing #PaletoPail #suggestive

I can do this...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ DM me your design ideas...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
i'm just gonna live with these foxes forever and ever i think.

Hmmm...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ How sloppy?..ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ

As of this squeakend I am changing my modification menu...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I now offur...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Piercings of any furiety...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Tattoos...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Teeth filing/sharpening...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Horn filing...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Horn reconstruction...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Tongue splitting...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Ear pointing...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Voluntary amputation...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ * Bionic installation...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Optics enhancement...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Temporary psionic blocking...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Breast removal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Breast reduction...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Breast enlargement...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Fat removal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Organ branding...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Cosmetic organ removal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Kidney implanting...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bionic heart impawrovement...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Non-hemo-matching blood transfusion...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bulge splitting...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Bulge removal...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Human male to human female sex reassignment...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I am confident in my skills in the following yet have not had pawractice and will do these furee of charge fur the furst pawticipant...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Human female to human male sex reassignment...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Human female to human X reassignment...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ Human male to human X reassignment...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ * As of right now I am too busy to work on bionic tech and require you bring your own fur this request...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ All pawricing is worked out brietween us pawrivately...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ I accept trades fur my services if I deem it of equal value...ᘛ⁐ᕐᐷ
-/ There's a lot of tall people with suits, I believe. Unless your intent with this post was to be vague. \-

not you buddy keep walking shes talking about ME

yeah he is pretty silly

hi im mr penis well mr balls was also on pair with me

hi im mr penis just letting my fans know mr penis will never get down

hi im mr penis hi

talk about dickriding ha shes like my fuckin mom at this rate #vagueposting #thoughfrankly #ifyouknowyouknow

...alright...

xx_SO_TRU_BESTIE!!!!!!_FREE_LOVE_AND_INCLUSIVITYYYY!!!!_xx

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHAT'S WHAHAT BREEDING IS. #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU ARE THE BUCKET. :o) #nsfw

Animals, livestock. Agriculture. Why?
A L0T 0F SWEAT PASSI0N AND INTENT I THINK!!!! 🐺

:33 < a full belly :33

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO ANSWER THIS POST, BUT I LIKE THAHAT YOU POSTED IT. :o)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 BOYS PAILING BOYS. THAHAT'S ALL. SEND CHITT. :o) #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS WOULD FIX ME.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 KANDEE KYOOTI, NOW THAHAT'S A NAME BRAND YOU CAN MUTHAHAFUCKING TRUST.

THAT MUST BE SO COOL.

concept: your kismesis giving you a five minute head start through the woods before they start their hunt stumbling as fast as you can to find a place to hide, every sound around you making your blood pushing spike in pure unadulterated terror running you know youre not fast enough and it makes every step feel like a losing battle when youre finally caught, they mutter how disappointed they are a boot stomping your head into the ground to make sure there will be no fight left in you when they get started (tags: Reader/Kismesis, #rankworks, #nsfw, #nsfwe, prey/predator, primalplay, pitchslop, pitchfic, everyone is in the woods outside my hive right now, if something like this happens can you let me know, slendertroll, slenderman, archive rating: M)
<3-Anyone-truly-can-post-anything-huh?
not the craziest hear me out I've seen.
Rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Let’s get that cheddar (⌐□_□)
Hello, We @re @bout to Touch you.. we @re fre@ky Sincerely, the Zombies
✩⋆。𖦹°⭒˚。⋆ y☀︎u ar୧ d୧s⊹in୧d f☀︎r su☾☾୧ss ⊹☀︎day⭑ sp୧☾ifi☾ally in ⊹h୧ fi୧ld ☀︎f pr୧⊹୧ndin𝜗 y☀︎u’r୧ n☀︎⊹ ⊹ir୧d⭑ ⋆。°✩⋆。𖦹°✩
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)

D --> Maybe when the little counter dips below 100 I will start #nsfw posting more freely
oh wow @_@ i think youre onto something/geting somewhere
oh I dunno I just thought we were saying things >_<

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY BODY IS READY.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE.
-/ people have told me my hands are rather firm. \-
sommethinng sommethinng boobs inn mmy face please i donnt knnow its beenn a lonng wipe #nnsfw but barely
WHAT IS THIS… #GLURPIWEEK!!! AND AM I INVITED? I’D LIKE T0 BE INVITED! 🐺

i do liek da sound of #glurpiweek ...

night oчt with the lads: we;re havin freckle bitch;s later ;* https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/c95a2d661e23:png #gore #art
>>| there's .a lot .of purplebloods .in here. .is my block gets hot .or just me? why the fuck they .are hot??

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NICE. :o)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I RESPECT CLOUT CHAHASING. 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Isn't it just s+ delightful t+ see s+ many up 'n' c+min' y+ung cl+wns +n this h+liest +f sites? :+) N+w I'm sure y+u all be attendin' t+ y+ur h+ly duties as y+u sh+uld be, but I welc+me y+ur visits t+ my m+st w+nderful +f sh+ws when y+u d+ have the time t+ visit. My merciful and miracul+us c+llecti+n will +pen up y+ur ganderbulbs t+ what +ur Messiahs can create.

3v3ryon3 out h3r3 liking your po2t thinking your3 talking about th3m. Lov3 to 233 it. #vagu3po2ting

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 OKAY LISTEN UP KIDDOS I'M A SHAHARK YOU'RE A MINNOW, BALLS ON YOUR CHIN CALL YOUR BITCH TROLL JAY LENO. SPIT BARBITURATES TO MAKE YOU SHAHAKE YOUR SPHERES AND SHIT, TO HAHAVE YOUR BODY MOVING HAHAVE YOUR HIPS JUST THROWING FITS. #lyrics #substance #nsfw #YungJugg
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/cd/fb/63/cdfb639d76ec1553081d10baf762228c.jpg

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 Y'ALL KNOW THAHAT THING OLIVEBLOODS DO WHEN THEY ARCH THEIR BACK REAL DEEP LIKE THEY STRETCHING AND SHIT? I'M FOLDING IMMEDIATELY. #nsfw

zomg,,,,,,,, im so swoon rn sighhhhh SIGHHH,,, boy,, #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YUNG JUGG DON'T MISS.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS. SUPERCALIFRAGI-MY EX KIS ON SOME HOE SHIT. SUPERMAN I GET THEM BANDS BUT AIN'T GONNA BUY YOU ROSES, SUPER DUPER GET THEM COUGARS TOOK MY WRIST AND FROZE IT. #nsfw #lyrics #lyricposting #YungJugg
✨🍭🕷️ BIKINI GUY I FORGOT YOU WERE HERE 🕷️🍭✨
✨🍭🕷️ ok well you appear to be a non-purple clown which is Not what i was asking for but we're happy to have you welcome to the party 🕷️🍭✨

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I MAKE YOUR MATESPRIT'S NET WORTH ON A BAD NIGHT.
i think the {lowns would enjoy bakers douzen. we have good pastries. go there. thanks.
✨🍭🕷️ now that i think about it have i even seen any other non-clown purps hanging around here 🕷️🍭✨

:33< thank mew! :33< YAY! <3

:33< i showed mew my bulge purrlease respawnd! :33< #nsfw fur the meme though

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'VE GENUINELY GOT NO IDEA.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I NEVER MISS BECAUSE I ALWAYS TAKE MY CHAHANCES. SHOOTERS SHOOT BABY. LET'S MAKE SOME MIRACLES HAHAPPEN. #suggestive #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS FUCK. PREACH MUTHAHAFUCKER PREACH.
(tempted toOoOo start takin hoOoOorny pics thoOoOoughts coOoOomments busting maybe goOoOonna test the waters a bit #nsfw)>
pirate walks intah a bar with a wheel beneath his legs mutha fucka asks for a rum and the tender asks 'dont that wheel bother you?' pirate responds 'yar! its drivin me nuts!'

IN MY HIVE AIRING EVERYTHING OUT!!! WITH THE WINDOWS OPEN!!! AND DOORS UNLOCKED!!! DEFINITELY NOT AN #INVITATION OR ANYTHING!!! #NSFW
I'vE GOTTA BouncE On It CrazY StylE >w> #nsfw

>=>}Forgot I Also Did Art Of Stuff, Usual Monsters And CCreepy Shit. #horror #body-horror https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1435713771535339674/1488040659179929830/monsters.png?ex=69d1441b&is=69cff29b&hm=bead89bfeca9c9cbd8a994d713a911fc6fb7fdef3b075f3ef14f9a3435e2d3d9&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=800&height=800 -9-
꩜I don’t know what #eridanweek iS. And quite franklY. I don’t carE.꩜

『ADVENTERROR'S FIELD GUIDE - PORTED FROM SWATTPAD @tautologicalTechnique 』 『 𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐆𝐆𝐄𝐑 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆: CNC, DUBCON, NONCON ASSURANCE, MOIRAIL KNOWS BEST, ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK, FORCIBLE PALE, ASSERTIVE COMFORT, PDP IN PLAIN VIEW) 』 ADVENTERROR TROPE TALK// YCSHIPPING // FRONDFICTION // PERISHED PEACEFLUTTER ☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆☆゚.*・。゚☆゚.*・。゚☆ ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Welcome BaAAaaaHaaaaack to Adventerror Trope Talk!!!! T'day we're gonna muse a lil bit about a somewhat controsversial topic in our spaces...PDP! Public Display of Possession! PDP is a vital way 'o establishin' to yer palemate, or mates, y'ain't ashamed of their problems, or yer role in nuzzlin' them towards an amiable solution...it can feel strange --- at first!!!!! Even frightnin'! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> <> A sensory overload of touch happy hands next t'the hard tar, with vehicles whizzin' past, catchin' voyeuristic lil glances at you 'n yer pale pal...havin' yer hands pinned above yer horns 'til ya talk about what's gotcha all torn up 'n bum bothered...lil sweet nothin's like...yain't bein' yerself!!! Is this squirt really worth it??? Do we need t'take a lil jaunt, just us? Keep it together...or imma keep it fer ewe!!!! It'll hit different... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < But ewe don't choose when ya have yer worst moment, that moment chooses a-you!!! And when yer caught off gaurd, or can't regulate th'anger that's just bum-pa-bumpin' around in yer lobe stem...sometimes 'avin yer face gripped 'n yanked into th'deadlights 'o someone's wretched gaze is just about th'only thing that will get yer blood flowin' somethin' ordinary!!!!! Moirail knows best!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < When, where, 'n why...!!! Trust 'em! And if yer ever made t'feel uncomfortable? Pop a squat 'n have a lil chat about it. But in th'heat of the moment? Let 'em take over, just fer a bit!!!!! Ya might not be in the best state t'be a judge of yer own immediate actions...'n nobody wants t'get comforted fer makin' a rash 'n unviable to undo decision!!!!! #SWATTPAD #PALESMUT #CNC #DUBCON #NONCONASSURANCE #MOIRAILKNOWSBEST #FORCIBLEPALE #ASSERTIVECOMFORT #PDP #PUBLICDISPLAYOFPOSSESSION #ADVENTERRORTROPETALK #<>

:33< sigh :33< girls :)) :33< what did we efur do to be so cute?

xx_did_you_know_you_can_just_eat_whipped_cream_like_you_can_just_spray_it_directly_into_your_mouth_theres_nothing_stopping_you_xx

⚇ Sideshows 48:84 ⚇ "I reckon when all's said and done, I'll go out happy. Maybe I'll be cut down in battle, maybe I'll be old and leery, maybe I'll get donkeypunched too hard by a brother. But even if I dropped right here, right now? I'd head on up to the Messiahs and tell them I'm satisfied." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>
ARRIAR — "If you were ever so curious, here's my ancestor. https://kvittanir.neocities.org/modal/panel.png"
p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)
intŗuiging! indulge us witħ yȭuŗ ȭpiniȭn and ŗeasȭning, ȭħ mȭst ĦȬNȬŖABLE cħittŗ-eŗ!
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♰ now I'm feeling zombiefied face is white and my eyes is tired i'll hug and i'll squeeze you till you're hypnotised show you faces and places that'll make you terrified to be alive #lyrics ♰
honesstly ii aassssumed people were gonnaa haate me posstiing hole but thaat sseemss to not the caasse, aand aall you guyss haave to go on reference 4 my faace iiss my sstupiid fuckiing iicon
good morning everyone! or uh, evening ?_? let me retry this, hope everyone slept well ^_^

"= he wants me so bad, he won't stop replying. ="

"I WANT TO EAT YOU." #TELLEMSTRAIGHT

concept: your boss staring at you from across his desk, exhaling a cloud of thick cigarette smoke he taps his fingers over the mahogany of his desk as his eyes travel up and down your figure as if undressing you people love his kind eyes, his soft smile and his witty jokes but only you get to see this side of him "we have an hour until the client is scheduled, detective" he says slowly, taking another drag and leaning back in his chair with knees apart he nods his head to beckon you closer, making room for you under his desk to start (tags: Reader/Boss, Reader/Detective, mlm, no quads mentioned, quadlessfling, chitfic, kind of pale, #nsfw, power imbalance, Human/Human, #rankworks, vague species, detectives on my timeline, hes so hardboiled, archive rating: M)

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU SAID SLOPPY AND I GOT SO HORNY I GOT DIZZY WHAHAT? #nsfw
Masquerade, paper faces on parade Masquerade, hide your face so the world will never find you Masquerade, every face, a different shade Masquerade, look around, there's another mask behind you #lyrics https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dc3d5315e718.png

thank you but also how would you do that through the screen and please don't that would hurt i think
)(ttps://i.ibb.co/Tqk3tg30/ezgif-123145a26f3ca833.gif Look at t)(is absolute CUTI--E, everyone!

Thank ya kindly ferr fillin' both rroles.

I can rrespect that. Ya gotta have yerr cutes and yerr complimenterrs. Orr somethin' like that.

Damn girrl ya know how t' make someone swoon

youre damn right it would.

It's in my best interrest to be as cute as possible all th' time

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THAHANKS LIL MOFO I KNOW. :o)

i think callin me a good boy would fix me. #itwont #nsfw

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 IT'S MY NATURAL STATE OF BEING. I'M MUTHAHAFUCKING ADORABLE.

mmup...
I WANT T0 WRESTLE T00 N0W WH0 UP 🐺

having wings is sometimes so impractical while fucking like yo can you actually get off me real quick my wing got pinned by accident and not in a fun way #nsfw

https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa3cff50569a.png Y'all hear something?
You Can’t See It. But I Facepalmed Extra Hard To That…
Careful… I Think They Are Suggesting Something…
i think you're onto something! ^_^
getting a new breadboard kit soon! super excited since i blew my last one up >_< only cost me like all of my last paycheck… @_@
people have said im very good at following directions so yippee! ^_^ im not sure i will be able to refrain from posting about girls but i will try to post more than just that to keep the content good! '^_^
oh uh ok? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8388f76867e0.png

lol theY;re dead https://cdn:imgchest:com/files/18a78f103afd:png #eridanweek #art
Romance is #Undead.

congrats rankmaid, you saved us all.

Oh stop, you're gonna make me blush
? zh?p @l?ghtLycanthrophy and @outbackWanker az k?zmez?zez hahaha #k?zmezh?p...zzZ

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 DROP THE COORDS LIL HOMIE.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SAY LESS.
✨🍭🕷️ chewing is so scary what if you bite yourself 🕷️🍭✨
arm0r is s0000 underra+ed send pics in +he replies if u s+ill g0+ urs!!!
YEAH SPECIALLY WHEN YOU OWN YOUR SECRETARY

Power dynamics are not healthy in the workplace... Pfft Nah, kidding, don't let your dreams I hope your boss makes you very happy

:33 < i don't have a boss! but i've thought about kissing just about efurryone i've met at least once!

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I'M MY OWN BOSS. SO. YES.
c0w0rkers in general can be p kissable

Catgirls yes, obviously. But has anyone considered the humble bunnygirl?

₍^. .^₎⟆ paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you paws at you!!~
cann i start postinng about how i wannt boobs inn mmy face or should i wait for the proper hour to be hornny onn mmainn #nnsfw

!!! EVERYBODY SHOULD GET NAKED NOW !!! #NSFW #GETNAKEDNOW
I think a creampie will fix me. (It won't.) (I am willing to try though.) #nsfw

#tagcream #nsfw
theyve even got a gr1ll for the #sp1troast1ng now

a rather interesting concept for a toy and one i enjoyed trying out. you can get it at honkerz sex shop, owned by @gigglingGaffle full 20 minute video is avaliable if you subscribe to my account. i'll be adding this dildo to my usual rotation. #nsfw #collab [Link] [The link leads to a professional account more intended for this kind of use. The post has a five minute video attached to it.] [Its a shoulders down shot. He's nude from the waist down, only adorned by the black fitted tanktop that doesn't leave a lot to the imagination. He has a glass dildo in hand, the inside swirling with bright orange wax as he holds it close to the camera. He tips it this way and that, letting the color move and give off that proper lava lamp effect that is unique to this toy. After about 30 seconds of this, he settles back into the pillows, lifting the tanktop to put the hem into his mouth off camera, showing off a range of scars, varying from his double incision that went all the way across his chest, some strife scars littering his body, and of course his death scar just a bit above the middle his double incision. His free hand follows down over his body before reaching his thighs. Eryk spreads his legs, his hole in perfect view of the camera. He has a vertical clitoral hood piercing sitting oh so nicely above his t-dick. With that free hand, he seperates the folds and teases the toy just at the entrance. After a moment he sinks the dildo in, a faint hitch of his breath as the swirling colors start to disappear inside him. He hilts to the toy's base, taking a moment to himself to get used to it. Then he pulls it out... back in... setting a nice slow and deliberate pace. With each movement of the toy, he lets out moans and pants, muffled slightly by the tank in his mouth. Occasionally he can even get a pathetic little whimper out of himself, his body shaking a bit with each thrust of the toy. Towards the end of the video, he presses it in deep, keeping it there for a moment. His chest rises and falls quickly as he tries not to finish just yet, groaning as he denies himself. Eryk slowly, almost painfully so, pulls the dildo out of himself, his thighs shaking just a bit as it comes out. He scoots closer to the camera, holding the toy up once again. The orange has turned into a bright yellow, still swirling just as much as it had at the beginning. His hands are a bit shakier this time as he shows it off, but its at least steady enough to allow the viewer to see. He gives the camera a thumbs up and the video ends.]

↗️THIS MAKES SENSE, DESPITE ALL THE CONTEXT CLUES TELLING ME OTHERWISE.↗️

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY NOT HAHAVE BOTH? :o)

:33 < femdom hunks. :33 < some of them want mew to. :33 < purrsonally...i like it when a hunk tries to dom me :33 < only to find out they've b33n my purrey the whole time.
hon3stly i'd b3 in my f3mdom phas3 if i didn't lik3 hunks so much, smh my good tast3 k33ps scr3wing m3 #nsfw

concept: scrolling through chittr on your stomach while your moirail goes at you prone bone them grunting and moaning desperately as they hold onto your hips, eyes closed in a deep focus behind you “i... im sorry, i...fuck, im trying to go fast, thanks again, for... this...” they mumble pathetically, leaning down to kiss at your cheek over and over apologetically in fast pecks “i know youd do the same for me if i needed it...” you laugh back, gasping as they pick up the pace to try and wrap up so you can go back to watching your favorite movie together (tags: Reader/Moirail, #rankworks, rails pails, palepail, railpailing, palefic, #nsfw, casual pailing, fluffy, archive rating: E)
decided it was wayyyy easier to imagine that everyone else is the problem and im not ;o) its a really eye opening outlook on life

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK

:33< i looooooove pitch furlirting with peopurr :33< t33h33 what are mew gonna do about it huh? :33< cry huh? like a baby? :33< come into my hive and put meow in my purrlace huh? :33< so fun so fun so fun :33c :33< #nsfw ish

Literary Scholars Wish Their Writing Was This " Fire ".
« genuine #clownposting question but can anyone give a girl the low down on honky squishy sniffnub? some of y'all look sick on here with that big round ball on like it's goin' outta business... »

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GRAB A BITCH BY THE MUTHAHAFUCKING HORNS AND FORCE HER FACE DOWN WHEN I CRACK FROM BEHIND, HIT THEM BACKSHOTS SO HAHARD IT REGISTERS A 9.8 EARTHQUAKE IN THE MIDDLING PACIFIC. THIS SHIT AIN'T NOTHING TO ME MAN. #nsfw

⚇ Carnivals 23:28 ⚇ "And they shun us, kin. The wider shitbloods fear us, the midblood scum revile us, the wader bastards look down on us. But this does not mean we are wrong." spoke Kurvil, the preacher I had come to find pity in my heart for so many moons ago. "Yes they look upon us with scorn but we are alike in our strangess. Smack a bone and that shit's fit to break, my kindred, but if three sets of hands set to block that attack it will never land. United in mirth, twinned in rage, together in glory." ⚇ #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #scripture ⚇
Been awfully quiet on the whole "doing my job" front. Not a whole lot going on, which I should be grateful for, however it has left me rather bored. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

NICE ARGUMENT. UNFORTUNATELY I’VE ALREADY DEPICTED MYSELF AS THE CUTE SLEEPY PUPPY, AND YOU AS THE PILLOW IT’S LYING ON
no ur so r3al for that

The best pitch date (possibly the only) I ever had, we went furniture shopping together, put the furniture together, and then beat the shit out of one another with said furniture. What's your best pitch date story? #NSFW #pitchstuff #asktotag ?
<:0]> NAH, ÞE CHUCKLES ARE FØR ALL MI DEAR SIBLING IN ÞE CIRCUS
cropping one horn is so #girlboss i♱'s basically ♱he new fashion and i♱ kicks ass. everyone should do i♱. ⛧꒷༺ 🜏 ༻꒷⛧
{unfortunately thats very common on a platform like this lol. truly tragic.}
<:0]> AGREED, MISINFØRMATIØN IS ÞE BEST!
SIGN M3 UP I GOT STUFFING IN THIS BODY I DON'T N33D mew~ 💖✨

( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < THE WHOLE GUILD?!?! I'd be careful...that's a lot of competing hands, equippables, and a very high DC to escape any grapple checks! I want you to imagine for just a wee spot 'o meanderin' mind moment what yer about ta get ewerself into!!! (;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <> Handholdin', noggin pettin', breath-huffin', problem sortin', laugh-snortin'... (;;Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) <3 Body foldin', grow-together-oldin', trust fall 'n blindfoldin', information witholdin', recuperacoon moldin'... ( Ꮚ♠ꈊ♠Ꮚ) <3< BODY CONTORTIN', WEIGHT SUPPORTIN', UNCONSCIOUS TRANSPORTIN', LAST-NIGHT-WHEREABOUTS-REPORTIN', OHOHOH BAAAHhaaaa... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Ya sure that's what yer fixin' for?!?!?!
K!ll grass tøuch yøurself #nsfw
-/ ill contact a few. they will reach out if interested. \-

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT.
-/ i am not a laughsassin. but i know a few. business relationships and such. \-

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE ARE OPERATING ON LEVELS OF BUSINESS SO TRANSACTIONAL THAHAN THE MUTHAHAFUCKING GODS OF CAPITALISM ARE JEALOUS.

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS THE BEST MUTHAHAFUCKING BUSINESS IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE.
\) -•-If only a big strong clown were around to help me feel good. *Dramatic Sigh* -•- (/ #suggestive-•- (/
...these biscuits are incredib𝓁e. i’ve rea𝓁𝓁y outdone myse𝓁f this time, hehe. maybe i shou𝓁d start se𝓁𝓁ing them on chittr…
I don't believe this I gotta hear forrr myself, mew~ 💖✨
wow not an hour after the big commotion at #eridanweek and everyone fucks off to go publliclly jerk off on main im no stranger to publlic hornyness but you peoplle do it competitivelly

2oooo fucking tru3

who2 up jorkin it rn #n2fw
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png

i need a three week vacation to fuckall.

its insane h0w s0metimes y0ull have the unc0ntr0llable desire t0 kiss s0me0ne sitting right next t0 y0u but then y0u have t0 just g0 0n with y0ur life as if n0thing is happening

happy day /)f me being visible

Feminism includes trans wo+men who+ are wo+men.

"DOMINANT HAND" WHAT ABOUT SUBMISSIVE HAND. #NSFW FOR THE JOKE.

for writing reference, what are some of your favorite pet names to be called? do they differ from your after-dark pet names? 0///v///0" (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, pet names, #nsfw, writing help, archive rating: M)

banana r3ally b3 in 2moothi32 ju2t whoopin 3v3ryon3 3l232 a22
Brothers and sisters.... today we BLONK
i m3an if u lik3 n33d a t3st3r i'<3 probably put wors3 in m3 #nsfw

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) the perfeͻt produͻt drop is the ͻonsumers seeing it in use, after all ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
horrifying i'<3 n3<3r n33d3d on3 of thos3 mor3 in my lif3 i'll tak3 lik3 fi<3

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) we should do a promo some time I've been needing more sponsors ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹
ooking or being ooked?? hashtag nsfw

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) now THAT is genius! the troll is the heating element- that ͻould really work ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) rounded top, ͻompletely sealed so you ͻan't get the wax out without breaking it? ͻould work! ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) maybe if the ͻap is made out of a heat resistant metal? heat lamps themselves only get as warm as a rustie ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

// It's like THE perfect gif for my troll

// I unclicked ooc oops

𓏲ּ𝄢🍆) // 🙏 magnifiͻent ( ♬ ݁˖. ݁₊⊹

// I should probably mention for the record Fia is in the SW industry, that's why his bio says that. His streams are very interactive if you catch my drift, he's got some great funds from the business venture. You don't have to acknowledge it, I just think it's funny and want to clarify. //

qUItE trUE!

⚇ AMEN. ⚇

▲yknow i think people are too comfortable with stabbing in pitch relationships, its gotten so casual that people forget the more intimate stuff, its gotten lame▼ ▲get back to like, actually hurting them, couple cuts up the arm, knife slide on the cheek, that sorta stuff, stop being so boring you fucking losers▼ #nsfw #gore

save a horse ride a cowboy? guess im boutta start a whole horse rescue #nsfw
bitches love my #masculine #tits [ #nsfw i guess]

#gчck me чp

:33< sigh :33< butts <3 :33< #nsfw ish
larger men should moan more, , , be more vocal cowards, , , #nsfw
just iinvented a new thiing called when you fliirt wiith someone and they gets all flustered and shyly cover theiir face and you pull theiir hands away and force them to look at you as theiir face turns red and they whiines and struggles to keep eye contact.

:33< t33h33 i love lying!

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>>| people! we .all missing .another .important key! girl kissing .is good, but the two guys kissing .is better!
my matesprit is expressing confusion at t+e lack of "butc+es" in t+is yuri conversation w+at is a butc+

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REMEMBER TO $UPPORT $MALL YURI BU$INE$$E$ THI$ #YURIAPPRECIATIONDAY. DONT FALL VICTIM TO BIG YURI'$ BA$ELE$$ QUEERBAITING, COU$IN$LOP, AND GAYBURYING.

take mY prong and i;ll make Yoчr hole weak ;) #nsfw
Thank goodness for the yuri interlude from the madness that is the dashboard.
$OMETIME$ YOU JU$T HAVE TO MAKE PEACE WITH THE FACT THAT UR CRU$HE$ ARE FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER. E$PECIALLY WHEN YOU HAVE A$ MANY A$ I DO. #VAGUECHITTING #3$OME...?👀 #N$FW
[> Made a Chittr at the perfect time, it seems. Long live omegaverse!!! <] [> Yes- this IS my first post, no I am NOT ashamed. Get with the times. Cringe is dead and I culled it with my bare claws. <]

which #worms are the slickest most slippery ones for #slickweek #wormposting

babe i think i;m gettin too old for the internet

had a missY saY theY were ;catchin mY print; on the streets: what the hell does that mean
@ for legal reasons, i must refute the eXistence of any potential cult or religious practices taking place within mine hive. other than that of the messiahs most mirthful, of course. @ @ honk, honk. @

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HONK. HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK.

Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.

#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)

if i had titties i'd hold onto them a lot. #nsfw
I AM A VERY BIG FAN OF THE AMOUNT OF CLOWNS ON THIS WEBSITE. I WISH THERE WERE MORE! PLEASE SEND ANY AND ALL #CLOWN-RELATED-BUSINESS TO MY INBOX, INCLUDING HORN SALES, PICTURES OF FUNNY FACES, AND VIDEOS OF ENHANCED JAPERY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THE MATTER. SEND POST.

♰ her gaze hides from reality because she is here, but her soul was not. she has the ability to look straight through beings while defining the sense of seeing as she keys her energy into this moment of bleeding. she gazed upon reality as the world watched. she was here, but she couldn’t touch. #poetry ♰

breakfast ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8186fe179fe5.png
pr0lly im like a m0th t0 a flame when it c0mes t0 c00l shiny shit (⌐□_□)
i d0nt really l00k at 0ther pe0ples bulges that breaks br0 c0de (⌐□_□) im still n0t even sure h0w i g0t int0 y0ur st0re ngl (⌐□_□)

↘️i have such admiration for my fellow indigos.↘️ ↗️AND ALL SOCIAL AND PHYSICAL SUPERIORS OF COURSE, BUT I WILL MAKE A SEPARATE POST ABOUT HOW AWESOME AND CAPABLE THEY ARE IN A SECOND IF I NEED TO.↗️ ↘️we really are boots on the ground.↘️ ↗️GETTING STUFF DONE.↗️ ↘️sometimes, my office members will pat my back so hard it makes me cough my prior midmeal into the back of my windtunnel.↘️ ↗️WHERE WOULD THE MARKET BE WITHOUT US.↗️ ↘️shambles.↘️
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
theres somethin to say about monsterfuckin in this day and age i think being fused with a bird maybe sort of made me more of a monsterfucker cause now theres like the weird fear of the Beast in my shitty ass bird bones but it gets to be mixed with all the normal human sex brain chemicals? anyway now im into size difference and being hunted a little so thats cool #nsfw #hornyposting ig #monsterfucking

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↗️WHAT ARE YOUR SERVICES YOU DID NOT EVEN STATE ANY OF THEM.↗️
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