Tenuis Shlatt
@slickOverlord
SC00TAHOLIC REAL SC00T TYPE BEAT IF Y0U LIKE SC00TERS HIT ME UP BR0
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
I g0t n0 clue what that is but (⌐□_□) I guess I will be glurpin t00 f0r my br0s (⌐□_□)
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)
xx_FUUUUUUU_im_so_jellyyyy_aauuaguauh_GRR_i_want_o-o_xx
✿ might as well make urself a pb and j u got half da ingredients AYYY
xx_xD_STAAAHHPPP_ROFL_ur_so_rite_thooo._omgg_maybe_i_should_tho_that_sounds_so_tastyyy_xx
skateb0ards are definitely c00ler than sc00ters (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) WR0NG!!!! April f00ls br0s, h0pe i g0t y0u with that, sc00ters rule skateb0ards dr00l (⌐□_□)
ok but and i say this with genuine seriousness and sincerity have you ever actually ridden on a skateboard
n0 i dare n0t defile my s0ul 0r s0les by setting f00t 0n 0ne 0f th0se lame-ass b0ards (⌐□_□)
i am being so real with you right now those boards are cool as fuck and you have no idea what youre missing literally the only thing cooler than riding an awesome thing with wheels (scooters count in this category dont worry i see you) is riding an awesome thing with wheels that DOESNT have any handles see only cool as fuck and slightly deranged people are brave enough to actually get on a board with a set of wheels and nothing to hold onto and go manic down the rough and tumble concrete at a ninety degree incline in the summer texas heat its a mind opening and god fearing experience trust me
s0rry br0 ive picked my side in this war and i refuse t0 change (⌐□_□)
im r0llin r0llin r0llin r0llin (0n my sc00ter) (⌐□_□)
wh0 is markey iplers and why is he s0 green (⌐□_□)
g0t a sc00ter sesh with a new br0 lined up f0r t0night everything is c0min up tenuis lets g0000000000 (⌐□_□)
Any br0s d0wn t0 sc00t t0m0rr0w (⌐□_□) And by that I mean ride sc00ters (⌐□_□)
if y0u d0nt g0t 0ne d0nt w0rry br0 i g0t spares a plenty just bring y0urself and maybe s0me knee pads cuz shit will get real (⌐□_□)
0k by l00king at every 0ne elses p0sts I think I have figured 0ut h0w the vaguep0st w0rks watch a br0 nail this 0ne (⌐□_□) 0hhhh, the… h0rr0rs… the vague h0rr0rs… 0h n0… (⌐□_□)
H0w d0 I #vaguep0st cuz n0thin is ever a mystery when it c0mes t0 me but als0 a br0 wants t0 be included (⌐□_□)
just watched what the humans kn0w as die hard again (⌐□_□) Still a banger l0ve that m0vie, cant wait t0 watch it again 2 nights fr0m n0w (⌐□_□)
alm0st g0t the full spectrum 0f em0ti0n 0n that last p0st i didnt kn0w it was p0ssible f0r a br0 t0 pity a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) th0ugh im n0t sure h0w y0ud mediate a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) maybe taking bites 0f 0ne while tw0 pe0ple argue 0ver it (⌐□_□)
eatin a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger wth n0 h0ney mustard eating a burger with n0 h0ney mustard eatin a burger with n0 (⌐□_□)
rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Rise and grind (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
grind grind grind! x) we wurkin hard 2night!
0nce my ankle st0ps swelling im 100% g0nna get back 0ut there and hit s0me sick sc00ter shreds (⌐□_□) until then, made a big ass b0wl 0f p0pc0rn and g0t a 2 h0ur 'epic fail' c0mp im ab0ut t0 be h0wling #p0pc0rn (⌐□_□)
just smacked my ankle with my sc00ter s0 hard im seeing stars br0s its 0ver f0r me im n0t makin it hive unless i crawl (⌐□_□)
I tried to warn you.
X_IF IT IS BR∴KEN C∴ME T∴ MY W∴RKPLACE! D∴ N∴T W∴RRY THAT ITS STRICKLY F∴R LUSI I KN∴W WHAT I AM D∴ING!_
You got this, just gotta walk it off. Just make sure to ice it when you're home.
im thinking its #sc00tertime (⌐□_□)
Don't break your anklez.
sc00ters (⌐□_□) like if y0u agree (⌐□_□)
🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif
party d0nt start til i walk in and br0... br0ther.. br0mmmander in chief... guess wh0 just arrived (⌐□_□)
if i leave its 0nly t0 sh0w up later, far m0re fashi0nably late with party c0mm0dities like p0pc0rn and a c0llecti0n 0f 'ALTERNIAS FUNNIEST HIVE VIDE0S' (⌐□_□)
my hum0rs are plenty balanced br0 i pr0mise i g0t th0se checked last wipe, unless y0u mean t0 say 'ALTERNIAS FUNNIEST HIVE VIDE0S' is n0t a timeless pinnicle 0f c0medy in which case I g0t a 48 h0ur c0mpliati0n 0f clips t0 sh0w y0u (⌐□_□)