Tenuis Shlatt
@slickOverlord
SC00TAHOLIC REAL SC00T TYPE BEAT IF Y0U LIKE SC00TERS HIT ME UP BR0 (( pfp by @cookiescr on tumblr
th0r0ughly c0nvinced a sc00ter t0 the ankle is the m0st painful thing in existence (⌐□_□)
no.. ur matesprits hating u is..
Mäke-it-ä-combo-by-hitting-your-elbow-too<<
i’m s0 s0rry t0 hear that br0 (⌐□_□) i can’t really relate th0 but i’m keeping y0u in my thumper it *will* get better br0 (⌐□_□)
sc00ter metal t0 the ankle and c0ncrete t0 the elb0w w0uld genuinely have me ready t0 just call it quits br0 (⌐□_□) devi0us c0mb0 (⌐□_□)
naw fr.
have y0u ever w0ndered why he ate a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) isnt that a n0rmal burger (⌐□_□) cant say ive ever had a burger with h0ney mustard maybe i sh0uld (⌐□_□) 0r maybe he was trying t0 warn us wh0 kn0ws (⌐□_□)
•ᴥ- i think about this a lot. -ᴥ•
i think s0ckrickies 0r whatever his name is was def debating this in his his large marble circle (⌐□_□) real stuff t0 ruminate 0n (⌐□_□)
br0s if y0u hyp0thetically peeled y0ur m0use 0n accident h0w w0uld y0u unpeel it like i saw 0nline that it w0uld impr0ve perf0rmance but n0w it d0esnt w0rk and my desk is c0vered in plastic (sent fr0m my palmhusk f0r 0bvi0us reas0ns) (⌐□_□)
1. get sꙮme kind ꙮf wax, 6 ꙮr 12 candles (can't be the same type ꙮf wax), as many different kinds ꙮf herbs as yꙮu have lying arꙮund and salt. 2. surrꙮund the mꙮuse with the candles and light them, then cꙮnnect each candle with a line ꙮf salt. 3. place the wax ꙮn the mꙮuse and place the herbs arꙮund the mꙮuse, while keeping them in the salt bꙮrder. 4. blꙮw ꙮut each candle, ꙮne by ꙮne. if yꙮu dꙮ all steps cꙮrrectly, the "life" ꙮf the flames will enter the mꙮuse (amplified by the herbs), and the wax will fꙮrtify and "un-peel" it, reviving it cꙮmpletely. alsꙮ, why wꙮuld yꙮu peel a rꙮdent? it's hꙮnestly kind ꙮf disgusting. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i was talking ab0ut my huskt0p m0use br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) like the thing i use t0 c0ntr0l it (⌐□_□)
i d0 appreesh the ritual inf0 th0 ill keep it in mind anytime i need t0 uh (⌐□_□) unpeel a r0dent n0t that i really plan 0n d0ing it (⌐□_□)
ꙮh, sꙮrry. i must have misread yꙮur questiꙮn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
br0 have u ever (⌐□_□)
I've Also
h0w we d0in 0n this fine night br0s (⌐□_□)
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gyot a message for mozzarella sticks: guhide (≖ ᴥ ≖)
>> ¡ don't even 1¡ke mozzare11a ડt¡ckડ, but ¡ ડupport you ડo much on th¡ડ Fra¡m¡
i think a perfectly buttery bucket 0f p0pc0rn is just ab0ut the greatest thing t0 have ever been created by tr0lls (⌐□_□) 0utside 0f sc00ters (⌐□_□) sc00ters always c0me first br0 (⌐□_□)
i think if i c0uld be anywhere in the w0rld it w0uld be with my br0s (⌐□_□) unf0rtunately the sun w0uld melt my skin 0ff and turn me int0 a campfire st0ry bef0re i even made it 10 steps 0ut my hive s0 (⌐□_□) g0nna have t0 wait f0r next night #sad (⌐□_□)
need m0re quality sc00ter based cinema (⌐□_□) every m0vie w0uld be c00ler with a sc00ter (⌐□_□) like (⌐□_□) imagine if the terminat0r was straight shredding 0n a sc00ter (⌐□_□)
might pull up t0 that battle 0f the bands but als0 its die hard m0vie marath0n night in this hiveh0ld (⌐□_□) hmmmm (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
was g0nna chitt s0mething then i f0rg0t (⌐□_□) i th0ught y0u all sh0uld kn0w that (⌐□_□)
i g0t n0thin t0 p0st but (⌐□_□) sc00ters (⌐□_□) type shit (⌐□_□)
hell (⌐□_□) yes (⌐□_□) br0s (⌐□_□)
Insane quirk, carry on.
h0w s0 (⌐□_□) all my br0s g0tta kn0w i have d0pe ass shades 0n at all times (⌐□_□)
why is every s0 freaked 0ut 0n main br0 (⌐□_□) its sc00tin saturday n0t thirsty thursday (⌐□_□)
|\|0 its s_exy saturday #|\|sfw
damn (⌐□_□) in an ideal w0rld itd be sc00tin saturday (⌐□_□) and wed all ride sc00ters ar0und (⌐□_□) alas (⌐□_□)
Rise and grind br0s (⌐□_□) Let’s get that cheddar (⌐□_□)
they see me r0llin (⌐□_□) They hatin (⌐□_□) Tryna catch me sc00tin dirty (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□)
✿ #bars
scoot 2 #glurpiweek
I g0t n0 clue what that is but (⌐□_□) I guess I will be glurpin t00 f0r my br0s (⌐□_□)
✿ fuq u guys im eating my sandwich #sandwichposting be jealous https://i.ibb.co/84NjbhLP/sandwich.png
one bite plz
killing myself
p0werful aura c0ming fr0m that feast (⌐□_□) y0u g0t this sandwich br0 (⌐□_□) br0wich (⌐□_□)
xx_FUUUUUUU_im_so_jellyyyy_aauuaguauh_GRR_i_want_o-o_xx
✿ might as well make urself a pb and j u got half da ingredients AYYY
xx_xD_STAAAHHPPP_ROFL_ur_so_rite_thooo._omgg_maybe_i_should_tho_that_sounds_so_tastyyy_xx
skateb0ards are definitely c00ler than sc00ters (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) WR0NG!!!! April f00ls br0s, h0pe i g0t y0u with that, sc00ters rule skateb0ards dr00l (⌐□_□)
n0 i dare n0t defile my s0ul 0r s0les by setting f00t 0n 0ne 0f th0se lame-ass b0ards (⌐□_□)
s0rry br0 ive picked my side in this war and i refuse t0 change (⌐□_□)
im r0llin r0llin r0llin r0llin (0n my sc00ter) (⌐□_□)
wh0 is markey iplers and why is he s0 green (⌐□_□)