Tenuis Shlatt
@slickOverlord
SC00TAHOLIC REAL SC00T TYPE BEAT IF Y0U LIKE SC00TERS HIT ME UP BR0 (( pfp by @cookiescr on tumblr
th0r0ughly c0nvinced a sc00ter t0 the ankle is the m0st painful thing in existence (⌐□_□)
no.. ur matesprits hating u is..
Mäke-it-ä-combo-by-hitting-your-elbow-too<<
i’m s0 s0rry t0 hear that br0 (⌐□_□) i can’t really relate th0 but i’m keeping y0u in my thumper it *will* get better br0 (⌐□_□)
sc00ter metal t0 the ankle and c0ncrete t0 the elb0w w0uld genuinely have me ready t0 just call it quits br0 (⌐□_□) devi0us c0mb0 (⌐□_□)
⟢ any⟡ne feel like g⟡ink ⟡ut t⟡ get s⟡me sm⟡⟡thies? 〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ⟣
br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) i l0ve me a g00d sm00thie (⌐□_□)
have y0u ever w0ndered why he ate a burger with n0 h0ney mustard (⌐□_□) isnt that a n0rmal burger (⌐□_□) cant say ive ever had a burger with h0ney mustard maybe i sh0uld (⌐□_□) 0r maybe he was trying t0 warn us wh0 kn0ws (⌐□_□)
•ᴥ- i think about this a lot. -ᴥ•
i think s0ckrickies 0r whatever his name is was def debating this in his his large marble circle (⌐□_□) real stuff t0 ruminate 0n (⌐□_□)
•ᴥ- sometimes i think i'm losing my touch, but then i get folded into a pretzel and remember i actually am that bitch. -‿- never be humble. -ᴥ•
hell yeah br0 stretching is hella imp0rtant (⌐□_□)
y☢︎u're ⚠︎ll very cute
br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) y0u t00 br0 (⌐□_□)
th⚠︎t w⚠︎⚡︎ me⚠︎nt t☢︎ be deme⚠︎ning, but i'll t⚠︎ke the c☢︎mpliment (✘‿✘)
⟢ d⟡n't f⟡rget ab⟡ut the 12-3-30. i ink s⟡me ⟡f y⟡u are f⟡rgetting 〃くコ:彡 ₊ ˚ ⊹ ⟣
i w0uld never f0rget br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) always g0tta be big stepping (⌐□_□)
br0s if y0u hyp0thetically peeled y0ur m0use 0n accident h0w w0uld y0u unpeel it like i saw 0nline that it w0uld impr0ve perf0rmance but n0w it d0esnt w0rk and my desk is c0vered in plastic (sent fr0m my palmhusk f0r 0bvi0us reas0ns) (⌐□_□)
1. get sꙮme kind ꙮf wax, 6 ꙮr 12 candles (can't be the same type ꙮf wax), as many different kinds ꙮf herbs as yꙮu have lying arꙮund and salt. 2. surrꙮund the mꙮuse with the candles and light them, then cꙮnnect each candle with a line ꙮf salt. 3. place the wax ꙮn the mꙮuse and place the herbs arꙮund the mꙮuse, while keeping them in the salt bꙮrder. 4. blꙮw ꙮut each candle, ꙮne by ꙮne. if yꙮu dꙮ all steps cꙮrrectly, the "life" ꙮf the flames will enter the mꙮuse (amplified by the herbs), and the wax will fꙮrtify and "un-peel" it, reviving it cꙮmpletely. alsꙮ, why wꙮuld yꙮu peel a rꙮdent? it's hꙮnestly kind ꙮf disgusting. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i was talking ab0ut my huskt0p m0use br0 (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) (⌐□_□) like the thing i use t0 c0ntr0l it (⌐□_□)
i d0 appreesh the ritual inf0 th0 ill keep it in mind anytime i need t0 uh (⌐□_□) unpeel a r0dent n0t that i really plan 0n d0ing it (⌐□_□)
ꙮh, sꙮrry. i must have misread yꙮur questiꙮn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
br0 have u ever (⌐□_□)
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•ᴥ- i think one of the most influential people on this site would have to be mr.penis. -‿- -ᴥ•
They passed me the aux at the function and I put on Epic Rap Battles of History, now they're dangling me off the balcony.
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა hey! excuse⁀me! down⁀here! *Does⁀a⁀sick⁀backflip*
need m0re quality sc00ter based cinema (⌐□_□) every m0vie w0uld be c00ler with a sc00ter (⌐□_□) like (⌐□_□) imagine if the terminat0r was straight shredding 0n a sc00ter (⌐□_□)
✿ wazzupppp #glurpiweek day 4 HOWS EVERY1 HANGIN and tell me bout the SIKKEST most WIKKED thing u’ve ever done
i hit a straight diab0lical rail grind 0n my sc00ter a few nights ag0 (⌐□_□) nailed the landing t00 (⌐□_□)
yeah men can be hella stupid but br0s (⌐□_□) br0s always kn0w where its at u feel me (⌐□_□) a br0 will never let u d0wn (⌐□_□)