Morice Vanadm
@vestigialCrawl
They/He
[ Bulge. All over the timeline. For tonight. Great job everyone. ]
:33< happy to help!
[ Sssometimesss I consssider. Getting my two prominent fangsss removed. How am I sssupposssed to viciousssly hatesssnog sssomeone. With thessse horrid fucking tusssksss. Protruding from my face. ]
🜏 Viixiious ha♱esnoggiing iis NO♱HIING wii♱hou♱ massiive xhomperrs. IIf anyone doesn'♱ wan♱ ♱ha♱ ♱hey'rre a xowarrd, ii xan ♱ake ii♱, ii may even volun♱eerr (;;;;;死亡 ♅
[ You have jussst boosssted my confidence. A whopping 0.5%. Perhapsss more boosssting may be. In order. ]
🜏 yerr liil mou♱h dexorra♱iions u xall yourr ♱usks alrready make you muxh morre iin♱erres♱iing ♱han ♱hose who have all ♱heiirr ♱ee♱h wii♱hiin ♱heiirr liips, iif yerr askiin meeee ♅
[ Wow. I did not expect you. To actually do it. You have become marginally. More tolerable. It ssseemsss from your profile image. That you alssso have tusssksss. Of a sssort. Yoursss are alssso. Not bad. ]
🜏 II do ♱hank ye, and ii xan rre♱rrax♱ some of miine iin♱o me gums iif ii wanna, bu♱ II liike keepiin em ou♱ ♱o show off. II hope u also liike urrs showiin all ♱he ♱iime ♱oo (:死亡 ♅
[ They're growing on me now. In a. Metaphorical sssenssse. It would be nice to be able to. Retract them from time to time. Ssso I did not alwaysss have to ssspeak. With thisss ssstupid lisssp. ]
🜏 my opiiniion may no♱ ma♱♱err 2 muxh ♱o ye, bu♱ aye liike urr liisp, Morriixe. Giives ya xharrax♱errrrrrrrrrrr ♅
[ Maybe ssso. You are making it difficult. To continue disssliking it. Which I sssuppossse. Dessservesss sssome thanksss. Which isss to sssay. Thanksss. ]
🜏 any♱iime d::::死亡 ♅
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY ARE THREESOMES ONLY FOR SEX? WHY CAN'T I JOIN A COUPLE'S ARGUMENT? BIG SED HAHAS BIG OPINIONS. :o/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH BUT THAHAT'S LIKE. A WHOLE THING. :o(
/\ You can /\ /\ That's called being an auspistice /\
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHY CAN'T I DO THIS TO RANDOM COUPLES I DON'T KNOW AND DON'T WANT TO BE INVOLVED WITH. :o)
[ Fissshing Friday. Grossssss. Asss if we don't have. Enough fissshy busssinessssss around here. Already. ]
[ You're bouncing and moaning on it, I'm ssslithering and hissssssing on it. We are not the sssame. #nsssfw ]
[ I think it would fix me. If I got. Asss they sssay. Ssstraight teeth. #nsssfw ]
[ Anonymousss confessssssionsss are cowardly. I will make my confessssssion right here. I sssometimesss think about getting my hair yanked. In a pitch way. Confessssssion over. Sssee how easssy that wasss. Cowardsss. #nsssfw. Isssh. ]
[ Ssstupid fucking idiot. httpsss://media.dissscordapp.net/attachmentsss/1024198171074777170/1496003256508354622/IMG_6326.png?ex=69e84d1a&isss=69e6fb9a&hm=58e07e539152cfb3eb9877f8de47a7aab37a86b4748d50c40042b3b56d427a38&=&format=webp&quality=losssssslessssss&width=495&height=495 ]
>> poor guy
>> what'd he do?? he 1ookડ ડo ડad
[ He eatsss everything in the hive and then. Fucksss off to hide sssomewhere. And doesss absssolutely nothing ussseful. ]
>> ¡ncred¡b1y re1atab1e, but,, you're r¡ght, he ડhou1d be better about that hmmm
[ Yesss. I would make him do the hunting. If I didn't already know he would jussst eat everything he caught. And leave nothing for me. Greedy bassstard. ]
>> ડmh that ¡ડ greedy. and no fun ¡n not ડhar¡ng!!
[ Illuminating experience. I hated every sssecond of it. But it pissssssed my lusssusss off. Ssso it wasss worth it. ]
[ It isss in me. #sssubssstance ]
[ I agree. Usssually I am not one for sssuch sssubssstancesss. However. It happensss to bother my lusssusss. To a sssignificant degree. Ssso I will partake. Jussst thisss once. ]
[ I am not usssually one. For illicit sssubssstancesss. But ssseeing asss. It would enrage my lusssusss. I may consssider it. Jussst for today. ]
[ I do not underssstand how. At hisss sssize. My lusssusss managesss to evade me. He isss disssgussstingly ssskilled. At hiding. ]
[ Ssslitherbeassst. Exceptionally large. Greedy and overfed dessspite all of my effortsss. ]
[ I have tried. He isss unfortunately of above average intelligence. My ssscheming provesss ineffective. ]
[ Mussst be nice. I think mine movesss to ssspotsss I've already checked. When I am not looking. He isss. A ssslippery bassstard. ]
[ I think a kisssmesssisss. Could fix me. ]
[ I do not think a fancy hotel. Would have the sssame effect asss brutally hatesssnogging. An esssteemed adversssary. ]
[ The way you are talking about it. Maybe I would be. But I am quite content. With my own hive. ]
[ What isss all thisss. About a war. ]
War. Ace Dick is danger ʇo women. I proʇecʇ.
c< peOple are tryiN 2 start sHit witH My bOy ace dicK >c
You may join. War is for all.
T)+|aʇ is okay. Good day. )+|ave nap. Guppy.
[ #normalposssting. I am ssso. Regular. ]
[ Sssometimesss I wonder what life would be like. If I did not have frondsss. But inssstead had sssome sssort of tail. With which to ssslither. ]
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwell tails can be gufun! good for propelling guwhen gyuu swim!!
[ I do not know. If I could do sssuch a thing. Asss ssswim. The watersss can be. Dangerousss. ]
[ My lusssusss. Hasss ssslithered into sssome unknown crevice. He isss. Being difficult. I wisssh I knew. Why he behavesss like thisss. ]
[ Greetingsss. It isss. A lovely day. To be on Chittr. ]