Stallion
@centaurTrained
D--> A toy put in his proper place Devoted Abso100tly to @craftsmanToxophilite Askbo%: https://forms.gle/VBdRynfrZvP7AZ2X7
D --> It is complete D --> I am vibrating and I cannot tell if it is positive or negative D --> Only one way to find out D --> Song contains themes of #noncon and #obsession
[Stallion is frozen solid, staring at jade text] [So frozen, in fact, it makes you wonder if he's even breathing]
| need to be in ^ c^ge | think.
WHO’S DTF? #DOWNTOFROLIC #INMYPASTURE
HE’LL YER.
MAY8E EVEN A LITTLE SCAMPER. A LITTLE JUMP. ON ALL FOURS
A LITTLE TROT. MAYBE A GALLOP IF I’M FEELING IT.
FROLIC WITH ME, HOOFBEAST.
Fr0licking is 4M4zing
MEEEEEME DEAR FUCKINGGODNESS PLEASE FOD ME
FUCK YES.
I’M WAITING ON MY FERTILE LAND.
[Stallion is getting himself ready, clipping up his hair with cute decorative hairpins in place of his usual bows and frills. He will be in close proximity to heat, and must dress accordingly]
B33 < have fun!
D--> Treat my body like paint by numbers D--> Like paint my numbers D--> Treat my body like its paint by numbers D--> Paint by numbers D--> A bandaged canvas that can be painted over D--> Again and again and again
D--> He's spiralling [sighs] D--> Calling upon his "not moirail"
D--> Insulting the ugly rat actually hurt his feelings D--> How is one even supposed to respond to this reaction D--> Its an ugly rat
D--> He is actually trying to convince me of the merits of this ugly rat
D--> The songs @romanFishtank cried at had spectacular lyricism with lines such as D--> "Please don't sneeze, the breeze will freeze" D--> "With my new factory, I can make yellow cheese/ I can also make bars of soap so i can be clean" D--> "I turn little black worms into centipedes" D--> Masterwork, surely
LISTEN its not my fault you cant look past the surface levvel of the amateur blender animations (SELF TAUGHT AND STYLISTIC BY THE WWAY) and see the actual integrity and quality of the musical composition
need to gnaw on somethin urgently to ignore the pain.
i do this on my arm usually
if i do that its a little too much. since its on me.
yeah that's fair you want a bone? i have a few spare from some assholes i killed.
bones dont resist for more than tentydoodle minutes with me. i usually need somethin alive. pretty sure ive been gnawin on xennox arm. or his shoulder. seen a few marks there.
i mean same, they kinda make for something more to snack on uranium ore is pretty durable depending on your source
yeah. i been off uranium for a while though. xennox isnt radiation resistant. dont wanna risk losin him.
that's fair... i constantly emit radiation so with anyone not resist i just gotta not stay with them for extended periods of time for their safety. not sure if you have the same problem, my body kinda just generates a lot of im not putting it somewhere
i know i emit a ton shit of radiation as well. even though its not me that controls it. i have my ways of not lettin it be emited to xennox.
the whole radiation half of me is like my subconscious...kinda only get a grip on it when i'm really pissed off or really upset
well. the levels of radiation go high up crazy. whenever im too angry. i just try to make the radiation lethal doses go to somewhere else instead of my surroundings. <;B
D--> Ah, one with a name D--> @daquaviousBingleschnort 《 how often do you fuh the puh 》 D--> ... D--> You would not believe my answer D--> But I don't D--> I refuse to reduce myself to such base urges
8=l < I feel this e%plains at least a couple things
D--> Anonymous asks 《 tell us about the hand print on your hip 》 D--> ... mmm D--> There was a time when I was closer to someone than I should have been D--> Certain thoughts would not leave me, and I have a tendency to ruminate on them D--> He reached out to me to provide comfort D--> Took me into His arms and held me D--> And I was in desperate need of pain to silence my mind D--> And so He was kind enough to leave His mark on me D--> But it was a one-time gesture D--> I overstepped my place in our relationship and I do not intend to fumble in such ways again
VvvvvvvvvvvV ^^^^^^^^^^
D--> I must address this D--> My askbo% has a section D--> "If I, for whatever reason, elect not to answer this question, you may ask for one request from me" D--> "answer the question anyway" is not a suitable response to that D--> NOR THAT ONE REQUEST OF SOUL-RENDING PUBLIC INDECENCY D--> YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
D--> ... D--> T... TMITuesday [Looks at the askbox] D--> Oh no...
8=l < Sometimes internet trends seem fun [VIDEO POSTED] He's standing in a tank top and bare arms. He's got a watermelon. Lifting an arm up to fle%, he puts the watermelon between his bicep and forearm, then easily fle%es. The watermelon crushes quickly, pink juice dripping down his %in and off his arm. A chunk falls that he fumbles to catch, but he has the other half at least. He takes a bite right through the rind as he lazily reaches to cut the feed. Just fucking troll things.
mm yummie watermelon
8=l < Plenty to share if you want it
i'm good but enjoie looks like a good one
8=) < It's good.
you can kinda tell bie how vibrant it is i think hell yeah enjoie your treat
8=) I love colorful, juicy fruit
somethin somethin yeah i've seen the people you hang out with somethin somethin said with goodwill in mie pusher obvi
8=D < HA! 8=D < You got me there!
lmao hell yeah man you get it glad you liked that one
D--> During our drinking, Eridan drank ONE single drink D--> I scrolled on chittr for a bit D--> Next thing I knew he was crying over an ugly animated singing rat in Minecraft D--> "OH HES JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL DAMZ" D--> "SHE RAN OFF WWITH ANOTHER MAN" D--> "A YELLOWW WWHO LOOKED LIKE ME!" D--> And she was unquestioningly comforting him as if that was a normal occurance between them
[Wakes up face down on a table, covered in a blanket] D--> Ugh... [Lifts his head] D--> Drinking is not fun [Puts his head back down, covering his head with the blanket] D--> Why do people do it? D--> ... D--> And who gave me this blanket?
8=l < I am relieved you're alright
mate you put your head dowwn on the chabudai and did not wwake up also i had to fix your legs because you fell asleep in the most formal seiza and i did not wwant the circulation to your legs cut off like that you knoww wwhat its like tryin to reposition a hulkin manbeast? you are ovver a foot taller than me youre wwelcome by the wway and thank damz for lettin ya stay ovverday, really a huge extension of her as a megido to let you of all people stay
D--> Umfortunately D--> Due to the social %pectations of Eastern Beforian formalities D--> It is considered very rude not to drink with your boss when invited D--> I can only hope this vice is not as frequent as her smoking
8=l < I am familiar with the custom 8=l < As I am familiar with the woman 8=l < She can certainly drink 8=l < Not your variant though to be fair 8=l < I had a feeling it was Ampora who helped you but I wanted to be polite and not tease 8=l < But he outed himself 8=l < You two are cute
D--> I do not like alcohol D--> I feel like I do not %ist D--> The space I inhabit sucks into itself D--> Even the act of thought feels foreign