Stallion
@centaurTrained
D--> A toy put in his proper place Devoted Abso100tly to @craftsmanToxophilite Askbo%: https://forms.gle/VBdRynfrZvP7AZ2X7
[Stallion is frozen solid, staring at jade text] [So frozen, in fact, it makes you wonder if he's even breathing]
[Stallion is getting himself ready, clipping up his hair with cute decorative hairpins in place of his usual bows and frills. He will be in close proximity to heat, and must dress accordingly]
D--> Treat my body like paint by numbers D--> Like paint my numbers D--> Treat my body like its paint by numbers D--> Paint by numbers D--> A bandaged canvas that can be painted over D--> Again and again and again
D--> He's spiralling [sighs] D--> Calling upon his "not moirail"
D--> Insulting the ugly rat actually hurt his feelings D--> How is one even supposed to respond to this reaction D--> Its an ugly rat
D--> He is actually trying to convince me of the merits of this ugly rat
D--> The songs @romanFishtank cried at had spectacular lyricism with lines such as D--> "Please don't sneeze, the breeze will freeze" D--> "With my new factory, I can make yellow cheese/ I can also make bars of soap so i can be clean" D--> "I turn little black worms into centipedes" D--> Masterwork, surely
LISTEN its not my fault you cant look past the surface levvel of the amateur blender animations (SELF TAUGHT AND STYLISTIC BY THE WWAY) and see the actual integrity and quality of the musical composition
D--> Ah, one with a name D--> @daquaviousBingleschnort 《 how often do you fuh the puh 》 D--> ... D--> You would not believe my answer D--> But I don't D--> I refuse to reduce myself to such base urges
8=l < I feel this e%plains at least a couple things
D--> Anonymous asks 《 tell us about the hand print on your hip 》 D--> ... mmm D--> There was a time when I was closer to someone than I should have been D--> Certain thoughts would not leave me, and I have a tendency to ruminate on them D--> He reached out to me to provide comfort D--> Took me into His arms and held me D--> And I was in desperate need of pain to silence my mind D--> And so He was kind enough to leave His mark on me D--> But it was a one-time gesture D--> I overstepped my place in our relationship and I do not intend to fumble in such ways again
D--> I must address this D--> My askbo% has a section D--> "If I, for whatever reason, elect not to answer this question, you may ask for one request from me" D--> "answer the question anyway" is not a suitable response to that D--> NOR THAT ONE REQUEST OF SOUL-RENDING PUBLIC INDECENCY D--> YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE
D--> ... D--> T... TMITuesday [Looks at the askbox] D--> Oh no...
D--> During our drinking, Eridan drank ONE single drink D--> I scrolled on chittr for a bit D--> Next thing I knew he was crying over an ugly animated singing rat in Minecraft D--> "OH HES JUST LIKE ME FOR REAL DAMZ" D--> "SHE RAN OFF WWITH ANOTHER MAN" D--> "A YELLOWW WWHO LOOKED LIKE ME!" D--> And she was unquestioningly comforting him as if that was a normal occurance between them
[Wakes up face down on a table, covered in a blanket] D--> Ugh... [Lifts his head] D--> Drinking is not fun [Puts his head back down, covering his head with the blanket] D--> Why do people do it? D--> ... D--> And who gave me this blanket?
mate you put your head dowwn on the chabudai and did not wwake up also i had to fix your legs because you fell asleep in the most formal seiza and i did not wwant the circulation to your legs cut off like that you knoww wwhat its like tryin to reposition a hulkin manbeast? you are ovver a foot taller than me youre wwelcome by the wway and thank damz for lettin ya stay ovverday, really a huge extension of her as a megido to let you of all people stay
D--> Umfortunately D--> Due to the social %pectations of Eastern Beforian formalities D--> It is considered very rude not to drink with your boss when invited D--> I can only hope this vice is not as frequent as her smoking
8=l < I am familiar with the custom 8=l < As I am familiar with the woman 8=l < She can certainly drink 8=l < Not your variant though to be fair 8=l < I had a feeling it was Ampora who helped you but I wanted to be polite and not tease 8=l < But he outed himself 8=l < You two are cute
D--> I do not like alcohol D--> I feel like I do not %ist D--> The space I inhabit sucks into itself D--> Even the act of thought feels foreign
D--> ... D--> My #musclemonday post
D--> DELETE DELETE DELETE D--> FORGOT TO CROP D--> DLELETE D--> DEELT
D--> This one ask... D--> It is an impossible task D--> What I supposed to do? D--> Not answer? D--> To deny an answer isn't befitting of a maid
D--> 《 so THAT's what you wanted the god to to do you 》 D--> I SAID D--> THAT ANSWER HAD NO %PLICIT SUBJECT D--> IT SIMPLY WAS D--> AND THAT IS THAT
the music hes listenin is not normal, its so vviolent
D--> Two things have happened D--> My table is broken D--> My the side of my fist has splinters in it D--> These may or may not be related incidents