Stallion
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[[ Equius "Stallion" Zahhak has been knocked unconscious ]]
D--> I think I need to have my bones broken D--> Surely that w001d fix me
I dont know if t)(at's reelly true...
yeah you do seem like you would benefit frwom a little bit of bonesmashing trwy to aim forw the nose brwow and cheekbones
D--> Is this D--> Are you goving me 100%ma%ing advice D--> Because that is not what this post is about
i thought that was clearwly the most prwessing matterw but maybe we have differwent prwiorwities if it hasn t been addrwessed forw this long
D--> It's coming back to me D--> The static in my mind D--> I need it silenced.
D--> Thinking about Chiikawa D--> Which one w001d I be?
fiiiine youre one of the three stars at the three star restaurant that got pinned to the wwall that hachiwware and chiikawwa had to rescue
D--> Finally D--> He shows me something good
D--> Oh great. D--> His game was cancelled. D--> If he starts playing "Tom and Alex" again, I am bending his phone in half D--> And no, his is not a folding model
D--> This is an adult man D--> He is nearing 13 sweeps old D--> What is wrong with him?
you knoww i aint keepin ya hostage you can leavve if ya wwant
D--> You do not understand the trials I go through every night sharing space with HIM
joowildiwwop emralamidiwwop goolpdipop froama lamdipop #lyricsposting
D--> How ethical is it to lobotomise your kismesis? D--> Asking for an acquaintance
Hard to be a rival if you mess up their pan that bad.
c< Hard 2 be pitcH liKe tHat >c
i knoww you met that guy at the bar you got in his car but the car didnt start so you wwent back to the bar
D--> Please refer to the violet text and tell me a lobotomy would not be an improvement
D--> We looked stupid last night D--> I do not know why he felt so proud of himself
D--> "you should dress up as rocky, it suits ya" D--> The rock Troll Elmo hates???
ww wwhat??? no, rocky from rocky horror the rock troll elmo hates is named rocco the fuck howw wwould you dress up as rocco???
D--> I'm starting to feel that horrid static in my thinkpan again D--> I cannot sleep
D--> I wonder what is more appealing D--> Seeing me doing a good job with ease D--> Or struggling to do a basic task with all my effort
D--> I refuse to leave him with cup ramen D--> I am making him omurice D--> And he WILL eat it D--> I will make sure of it
D--> If only he would accept that instead of fighting against it.
D--> "I CAN COOK FOR MYSELF JUST FINE WWHEN YOURE NOT HERE" D--> He is eating cup ramen as we speak
fuck you fuck your lusus an fuck your hoofbeasts, think of my spoons eq i gotta havve spoons
D--> Yes. D--> That is how you consume soup. D--> Good job D--> Does fishy want a cookie?
D--> I am alsways astonished by how much attention my pictures recieve D--> Am I tr001y deserving of such praise?
You're a handsome fella who dresses up nice.
D--> I was told I w001d 100k nice in a tight corset D--> And I am nothing if not compliant
☆ > Mmm yes ☆ > I want to hear you wheeze
What if I made cartoon sounds of lustful attraction in your direction?
D--> I w001d try to make it tighter D--> But the laces were bound to snap, defeating the purpose D--> I must find STRONGER laces
D--> How far I've come with my boots. D--> I still remember when I c001d not stand for more than a few minutes.
D --> I think, perhaps, you are Stronger than I am. I wish I could wear boots like that
