Stallion
@centaurTrained
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*puts on all my rings* okay fiiiine, ill knock your lights out
D--> Please please please please please please please
D--> I think I need to have my bones broken D--> Surely that w001d fix me
has it evver fixed you???
yeah you do seem like you would benefit frwom a little bit of bonesmashing trwy to aim forw the nose brwow and cheekbones
D--> Is this D--> Are you goving me 100%ma%ing advice D--> Because that is not what this post is about
D--> Thinking about Chiikawa D--> Which one w001d I be?
im momonga clearly
(( me: tags one of my own characters in a post me, with my goldfish memory: oh look a notification! ))
((Me when Stallion and Eridan reply to each other
D--> How ethical is it to lobotomise your kismesis? D--> Asking for an acquaintance
Hard to be a rival if you mess up their pan that bad.
c< Hard 2 be pitcH liKe tHat >c
D--> Please refer to the violet text and tell me a lobotomy would not be an improvement
i knoww you met that boy at the bar you got in his car but the car didnt start so you got outta the car and wwent back to the bar
D--> You have been saying this on loop for ten full minutes D--> I know this for a fact D--> I had a timer set and everything D--> Please stop
i hate it wwhen hes cute, im supposed to be the cute one!!!
D--> Am I winning? D--> Is this what winning is?
D--> Also, in what timeline are you "the cute one?" D--> A neutrophil is cuter than you
@centaurTrained THE FUCK YOU READIN
D--> "Fired? But I Maintain All The Software!" D--> She was fired, but she maintained all the software D--> Light novel titles are very self e%planatory
D--> "you should dress up as rocky, it suits ya" D--> The rock Troll Elmo hates???
ww wwhat??? no, rocky from rocky horror the rock troll elmo hates is named rocco the fuck howw wwould you dress up as rocco???
this omurice is, unfortunately, bangin
D--> I refuse to leave him with cup ramen D--> I am making him omurice D--> And he WILL eat it D--> I will make sure of it
:33 < such a good boyfriend you are
D--> If only he would accept that instead of fighting against it.
i cant let him ragebait me i cant
D--> "I CAN COOK FOR MYSELF JUST FINE WWHEN YOURE NOT HERE" D--> He is eating cup ramen as we speak
fuck you fuck your lusus an fuck your hoofbeasts, think of my spoons eq i gotta havve spoons
D--> Yes. D--> That is how you consume soup. D--> Good job D--> Does fishy want a cookie?
D--> I was told I w001d 100k nice in a tight corset D--> And I am nothing if not compliant
☆ > Mmm yes ☆ > I want to hear you wheeze
D--> I w001d try to make it tighter D--> But the laces were bound to snap, defeating the purpose D--> I must find STRONGER laces
HRJEIFIF HES OUT HERE PUTTIN KAWWAII SPELLS ON THE DRINKS LIKE A MAGICAL GIRL IM GONNA CRY
D--> If you respect me, you would support me.
D--> Basketball D--> Basketball D--> We love basketball D--> Its the best game that we play everyday
OH SO I SHOWW YA HIGH SCHOOLFE3D MUSICAL LIPSYNC AN ITS "stupid" AND "nonsense" BUT WWHEN IT COMES TO YOUR BLOBBED UP "HORSES" ITS FINE???
D--> It's their bouncy ball D--> I do not know what else to tell you
D--> I have been told to post my Horse Race Test art D--> If anyone argues on the validity of these horses D--> We are not friends
D--> Oh Comeley Material Morning D--> Nothing will ever take you from me