♠ hated by @centaurTrained

im momonga clearly

fiiiine youre one of the three stars at the three star restaurant that got pinned to the wwall that hachiwware and chiikawwa had to rescue

i knoww you met that guy at the bar you got in his car but the car didnt start so you wwent back to the bar

i knoww you met that boy at the bar you got in his car but the car didnt start so you got outta the car and wwent back to the bar

i hate it wwhen hes cute, im supposed to be the cute one!!!

SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEAK! SQUEAK! SQUEAK SQUEAK!

please stop slammin my table wwhen your rolls dont contain her, i can hear it crackin

because youre my kawwaii nyan neko sugar girl

SHUT UP DO NOT PERCEIVVE ME

wwhat if i got eq a pet slime mould

wwould ya hate me if i wwere a wworm

I AM NEVVER SAFE EVVEN IN MY OWWN HIVVE AND AFTER ALL IVVE DONE FOR YOU

NOT MY RIBS AGAIN FUCK!

NO WWAIT

eq posts about #inflation???

sent to the pesterafterparty 🤪

someone sent me a gif of myself and i giggled so hard, i actually felt my pumper skip

im sorry im a slut for pretty ink is it still vvisible wwith a fine nib?

:33 < Meow then! Here comes a scoop to wet the appetite... :33 < It s33ms that while we have b33n distracted with the barnyard drama a second stallion has purranced onto the scene! :33 < A well mannered Horse s33med to catch the eye of a particularly ill tempurred Monkey who has not b33n very shy about concealing her desires to torment and punish him fur misd33ds that happened thousands of years ago! :33 < In quite vivid and excruciating detail! :33 < How bitter!! So much vitriol! :33 < How will he cope? Especially with his purrecious pet Stallion being sought after by the very same Monkey! :33 < Will he be able to k33p his relationship with his pet intact? Or is it destined to crumble? :33 < Is trouble brewing just under the surface? :33 < Only time will tell! I do wonder how explosive it may get! #SubmittedStory #Drama #Gossip #HorseplayandMonkeyBusiness #PotentialInfidelity #Hoofbeastplay #PublicMeltDown #Torture #Torment #BubblingDramaCauldron

mmm vviolence on a heph post

no ill be wworse actually thanks just because i lack psionics doesnt mean i cant deal psychic damage case in point @centaurTrained 見てみて, your god called you his pony squirm

fake friend hasnt seen my original song post, shakes my fishy little head

THATS IT NO ONE APPRECIATES MY RATBOY SO HERE YALL GO LATULA WWITH RATBOY

FINE maybe NIGHTMARE wwas a bit too strong wwhat of this one. ah? this one is a great one

OUUGGHUH FUGUE IN D MINOR THIS ONE AINT GOT VVOCALS YALL AINT GOT AN EXCUSE TO NOT THINK THIS IS GAS ouugugh this one is on the ampora god delusions playlist

eq opens his askbox and starts beepin like a car at the first question literally AA AA AA AA AA like on tempo mate you do this to yourself nightly, i dont knoww wwhy you act surprised!!! just get pegged already, fuck!

me wwhen i ignore you and havve a fun time in my fishtank

lalala im roman in my fishtank gif made by @radiatedApostate wwhen wwe played minecraft together teehee i am roman in my fishtank guys awweh-wweh
