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i think it wouldnt count if u actually put oj in it lmao
:33< well :33< mew have the bottle nyow mewll know fur next time
Yay lets all get day drunk yaaay #substances
brekfast mojitos #substance
yea i mean its jus a lil treat!!!! mayb next timte ill b able 2 go full 2 weeks w/o a drink, who knows time*
[ I am simply and quite literally built differently. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/884ce6fac7d8.png ]
((for as very awful today has been it has at least reminded me that I love Mituna so so much because I'd forgotten I love that scruffy little gremlin boy.))
Ɏ i like men tha-a-at a-a-are big a-a-and strong enough to pick me up a-a-and ca-a-arry me like a-a-a ha-a-andba-a-ag Ɏ
OKAY A FEW MORE !! @tene8rificTermagent IS A TALENTED ARTIST !! @8ummel8oogie IS STRONG AND 8RAVE !! @tropophilicCharades MAKES ME GIGGLE !! @aspiringPessimist IS;;A GOOD KISSER !! and gotta glaze my 8esties o8vi @trueheartedCastaway @temporalA8surdist please throw out the trash thank you :> @a8rasiveCuniculus I AM SO PALE FOR MY MOIRAIL !! !! !! !! !!
what pumpkin?
whoag...
aint my fault that the original dave left all of his iterations slobbering around in the primordial chittr soup clean up aisle dave
final thou6ht of the pre-nap: oh my 6od i wanna kiss boys oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6irls oh my 6od i wanna kiss 6ender-nonConformin' folks oh my 6od i wanna kiss just in 6eneral /)/◡/(\
I don't believe this would actually happen besides the first part. Strider's in a room together equals a crazed echo chamber that gets worse and more funnier as more time goes along. Give them things to do things with and they are the monkey on a typewriter. They eventually will create God.
You’d be surprised; they’d cull out the “bad” ones (aka the Dirks & Bros that are not nice to their Daves) and then I believe it would get rather boring rather fast. A quick bloodbath before ultimately reaching equilibrium.
~~(__^·> anon says <·^__)~~ "I don't know if my matesprit and i have a future. I love her, she loves me, but one day we will need to separate, and i will need to choose either my work which she cannot support me on, or her work that i cannot support her on. For now we have love, but, what happens after this fleeting moment. Am i a terrible matesprit for not wanting to throw my life away for her, even if I'm unsure on my current life path? I feel like, she thinks she will convince me over time, and that i am a project to her, one she must fix... I do not know if i like the feeling very much" ~~(__^·> sometimes, love is for now <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> love is the present and nothing more <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> its okay to know one day it will be put to rest but dwelling on it will leave you at a grave yet to be dug <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> it sounds like everyone is equally at fault here, dear <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> dont beat yourself up about it <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> love is more complicated than saying you love them, its mutual support, mutual sacrifice, turning away from your beliefs to keep loving them but some things arent worth risking life over love, especially for us trolls <·^__)~~ ~~(__^·> love her while you have her and mourn her when you leave her, never before, always after <·^__)~~ https://forms.gle/WSQ2PP7NU8PJsEeH7
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, https://i.postimg.cc/yNCyWxv2/Untitled304-20260512154516.png I managed to get a picture on the way out of the gym. For that one troll who asked me to. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
o-)- getting ready for a photoshoot! sigh like literalllly why am i the nicest fuchsia ever </3 my kill count is so low https://i.ibb.co/FkqSGR9b/liorhiselfie.png
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do yall ever jzt randomly get extremely horny out of nowhere (" ・∇・) bc thiz jzt happened to me (*´・∀・｀*) anyone wanna uh help me out :3 #nzfw
(\_/) oh yea, i said something about a picture. (\_/) (\_/) feeling very cute today. (\_/) (\_/) https://i.imgur.com/hyi7t7w.png #suggestive #nsfw (\_/)
:33< meow!!! :33< :33
t↔e word "c↔aser" is really interesting~ i often get labeled as one, but usually t↔e lowbloods don't even ↔ave a c↔ance to run, so it's not like i'm "c↔asing" t↔em~? #nsfw #nsfwe
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ id still say you are good you arent making it a core personality trait.
plEAsE rEmAIn thAt wAy wIth It frIEnd dAzzlE!
c< He MaKes up 4 liKe, eigHteeN slOts ON MiNe, dONt wOrry >c
looks like another band? not relevant to my problem!! naknaknaknak! its like projecting through my land. im gonna send some naks to find it naknak
Fashion and culture are areas I am indeed fairly passionate about.
this is great because i am none of those and can remain #jobless
▲if she doesnt choke to death by the end of this i think she's gonna be a keeper▼ #nsfw
Ałright. I’łł admit these gøt a łittłe smirk øut øf me. Thank yøu før sharing.
yeah thats what i do
💠~ Oh em gee! You're like, sooooo confident! I think you want a necklace or a belt to go with that! ~💠
ME RIGHT NOW FUCKKKKK
I have^’t tied my hair up this hi9h i^ a while https://cd^.im9chest.com/1iles/971021c397b1.p^9
For what purpose doth thou Dyscrymynate against the Aged?
it was fucking dogman from that one children's book. among many other fictional characters.
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K--<RECHITT RECHITT RECHITT PIN IT ON MY PROFILE YOU UNDERSTAND
yeah / of course
i hope everyone enjoys my outglut live show / i know not everyone could get tickets / please remember you can always watch the recording online / everyone please enjoy yourselves responsibly and respectfully / make sure you clean up after yourselves so i can perform here again / thank you everyone
Already on it. Going off planet as we speak.
i can pr0bably charge extra f0r that.
>>| just checked .it .and .it .is quite fascinating. reminds me .of .old purplebloods culture. .i .even read somewhere that they .used more than just white facepaint .and .it was trending big, before .it vanished to history books. some fashion rises, but then dies. sad display.
I know!!! I swear, I blink and there's a brand new fashion style in at least six other places around the earth! Sigh, its a never ending well of inspiration for a fashion designer.
Time for raisin.
Valentines/quads day this year was really fucking ann0ying
ONE DOES NOT QUESTION THE WHIMS OF THE PARTY SPIRIT —EMBER💥
PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: I have provided the Ten Thousand Hungry Grubs with the appropriate nutrition. If they approach you, please do not allow them any additional ice cream. They have eaten enough, and it will hurt their stomachs later. Thank you.
:33< nyall efur think about #girlbulge at 7:19 am on a tuesday? :33< no? :33< just meow? :33< okay :33< #nsfw
i heard tr0lls d0 that f0r caegar. 0u0
time p0wers exist f0r the express purp0se 0f me getting t0 make 0ut with 0ther mes. 0u0
i just started writing it / you're gonna need to wait a little
i'm gonna do a single in her style / as a tribute
i hope i'm half as good as troll femtanyl / she's so talented
:33< okay so #incest which we all know is a stupid mewman made up bullshit thing that isnt even real :33< i think would only really apply if mew shared an ancestor? :33< like lets say fur exampurr mew and mewre cloistpurrmates ancestors both have troll a in them thats #incest :33< but if mew and mewre cloistpurrmate have like :33< troll a and troll b fur mewre ancestors and troll c and troll d are mewre cloistpurr mates mewre in the clear
that sounds fun! ill definitely check it out
im already a big stomachbook fan if its anything like that :)
thats how dave got me into them! :D now we have a cover band :P
dave had me listen to 100 gecs and now im kinda hooked :)
i guess / i'm gonna get high / tonight? #substance
cirava said today is a holiday / so apparently i need to come over / but i don't actually know what holiday it is
Good. Your principles, they're one of the few things you get to keep with you til the end. Stick to your guns.
I like when trolls get on chittr dot ing and do the whole posturing I kill you, I kill you forever I am the coolest strongerest ever thing. Baby girl, this is a Wendys. We sell horny posts and crazy ass parties. Please.
The money good in this line of business?
It Feels Like A Good Night To Consume Three Drinks At Once While Not Eating For Several Hours. Maybe I Will Have A Bagel Eventually. With Cream Cheese, Garlic, And Prosciutto.
Lost in the sauce? no. I'm drowning. please help.
Sneeze 0n his dick sunday #nsfw
https://c.tenor.com/bU3NorvOvV8AAAAd/tenor.gif
∻I'd tell him he can keep whipping that cream ☢n his l☢nes☢me.∻
✿ soulja boiyee came on maybe it’s gonna be alright #moodlift
WhaT If We PaiL BuT I JusT StarT CoverinG YoU In HickeyS AnD KisseS AnD MakE YoU NervouS To Go OuT In PubliC ;3 #nsfw
just got home after being out all day so now i'm pent up, bent over and ready for rimming! :D #nsfw (artist: pineapalooza) https://file.garden/adg5wyul0f9nxijj/ri.jpeg
*taps the sign* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15eb8caedd00.jpg
>•★stack donuts AND put whip cream with cherry on top and i think its good to go with havin something sweet for the both of you★•<
>> hmu ¡f you need ડomeone to bark for you or ¡f you juડt want that 1eaડh opt¡ona1, but preferred (by me) awoof bark woof #nડfw, or #ડfw-¡f-you-want-¡t-to-be
[Stream clip (_)ploaded] https://file.garden/adJRc6HbeHbt7Y(_)I/yoga%20throw.png #nsfw
Sure, man.
[|87 :: Me w;th that fukass cerulean 1 hate
Too gamey.
a liittle somethiing to drown out the noiise #suggestiive https://ii.iibb.co/8V0BSyr/iimage.png
ok here you go #tittytuesday #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/2690/e0b4b8bfbd0ab1ac1b0d29aa175149c8.png
there…are…sso…many…pervertss…on…now,…itss…sscary…:{ #vagueposst…?
🚬 HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/D45F5326A08C.PNG #SUGGESTIVE #NSFW #SELFIE
You may.
I am a dutiful and steadfast little hater.
Grubscars are \/\/ay better than both bt\/\/
Skill issue on theirr parrt
Get tougherr quadmates girrl
Goooood morning, C)(ittr! Looks like we're starting off early today. Let's get our morning stretc)(es in. And its time for our positive affirmation. Ready? Repeat after me. 'I am rising and I'm S)(INING!' --Eel free to add in a few glubs if you're really feeling t)(at motivation. 38D
H3y 2ick, now I can #dir3ctpo2t at @tot32Gru32om3 in2t3ad of vagu3po2ting about how aw32om3 h3 i2
I Would Be More Than Happy To Give This Top A More Welcoming Home.
Rejected Top Number One. It Was A Bitch To Get Into And I Figured It Would Have Been Worse Laced Up. #nsfw #suggestive https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f1/95/cd/f195cd2f0b824f17afbe00a147212c02.jpg
hello! ~u~
A shame I am not kissing anyone as of now.
Yes. 38)
Looking forward to the ad space.
☆One more picture for the road. I'd rather not get into the details, so don't ask. #nsfw #scars #abuse https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c1333927ca2.png Art credit: x_NOVA_x on TH☆
Im ëvën mörë disappöintëd in hÜmans than I alrëady was.
☆Girl frrrr??? I cant blame you I'd do the same thing lmao☆
☆I'll admit I have the survival instincts of a... What's something bad at surviving? Fuck. Uhh. Anyways logic goes out the window when I see a pretty woman and tbh that's going to be my end☆
What ever d🕸️ y🕸️u mean, dear? I am simp🐛y a caretaker f🕸️r any 🕸️f th🕸️se wh🕸️ need me, grubby 🕸️r gr🕸️wn up! :}
:33 < i furrink im dying what was that ffffuck my head. and my pants. what. oh my god. #nsfw #icame #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
PeoplE LikeD My EducationaL CheeK KisS HuH.
iit wwiill ALWWAY2 be platoniic.. >=ΣB[
ii feel liike ii need twwo clariify,, wwhen ii hate your po2t2 iit2 COMPLETELY PLATONIIC!!
✨ I apologize for not making it to eridanweek this time my little monsters, i did rsvp but i had other matters to attend to. Maybe i can get some candy later~ Also here's a picture in one of my tour outfits <3 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b724ce54be4c.png #eridanweek #iwantcandy ✨
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TRUTH NUKE.
yeah you gotta call them pussies, because they're like.. meowbeasts y'know?
:33< mew can call meow bitches its acmewrate
:33< this!
:33 < spit mewr facts qu33n
you will see!! i can promise you that!!
since so many people have expressed doubt about my cock and asked me to "prove myself" i will be posting all the proof you'd ever need later >:/ #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 AMEN I'LL SMOKE CRACK TO THIS. #substance
I Got One More Line! This Is For You @araneaserket ! are You A Washing Machine? Because I Want To Put A Dirty Load In You. #nsfw
Let Us Let Only Latex Stand Between Our Love. #nsfw
// Fozzer very loudly in the grave he's digging: That's different... He's not used to people finding him attractive, he has like, no friends, no quads. He keeps to himself.
:33 < femdom hunks. :33 < some of them want mew to. :33 < purrsonally...i like it when a hunk tries to dom me :33 < only to find out they've b33n my purrey the whole time.
I Think You May Have Forgotten To Take Your Shirt Off.
:33< that sounds furking pawsome!!!
rechitt louder.
:33< well that was weird! :33< anyaways! :33< good meowrning chitpurr
MY DELICIOuS BREAKFAST. #MYMEAT HTTPS://IMAGE2uRL.COM/R2/DEFAuLT/IMAGES/1775135592163-4A940F07-FAB7-4AD8-910C-564802EC30FD.PNG
>W3ll h3r3 w3 go. I am officially on Chittr. Tim3 to post stuff. Fashion discours3 tim3. What do you think is th3 tacki3st thing to w3ar in t3rms of patt3rns?
D🝎n’t be s🜁d Di🜄🜁! N🝎 we🜁p🝎n f🝎rmed 🜁g🜁inst y🝎u sh🜁ll pr🝎sper! It’ll just b🝎unce 🝎ff th🝎se big 🝎le spheres y🝎u g🝎t!
#nsfwe #gore from some aftermath with someone pretty recently + #cw-self-harm for healed scars normally i don't post anything with my bulge uncurled, but you know what they say about emos https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e433281b9916.png
jANE DID A PRETTY GOOD, JOB WITH ALL THE OTHER, cASUALTIES, aND TOOK, eXTRA GOOD CARE WITH HIM, iT SEEMS, sO i THINK HE IS, pROBABLY FINE,
oOH i THINK THEY'RE STARTING TO, sET UP FOR tROLL, bRUNO mARS'S'S, sET, #eRIDANwEEK #iMcOMING #bOUNCINGoNiT
bitch , , , https://i.gyazo.com/ad0ed6395ffd044d6fe9bde21699ae82.png #nsfw
ughhhhh fuck my head
•ᴥ- it can be done. safety tests are in the works. -‿- -ᴥ•
OMG Chitter HIEEEE
Human MGK speaks on Troll MGK counterpart - "He's, like, my alter ego's alter ego... I really get him, man. I've got horns too." Troll TGK's response: "I'm going to fucking kill that thing." https://i.postimg.cc/mgf774bN/890AB434-0569-40E8-92DF-8222394C854D.jpg
:33 < BREAKING!!! Famous bronze blooded song writer @writenRevolution has b33n s33n calling random unknown human @tiptoeTapper her MATESPRIT?! Update your shipping charts people, because it's absolutely, verified, TRUE! As s33n in this scr33nshot taken by yours mewly! If any of you unlucky singles out there were looking to get a piece of Roixmr to satisfy that flushed crush, i've certainly got bad news for mew! https://i.imgur.com/zt32Ayu.png
•ᴥ- i'll let you know once they're safety tested and manufactured. -‿- -ᴥ•
guyz, i just got called oomf, its kind of a cutieful nickname xO but wut does it mean... oemhgee
YAZ, so tru... i see, dat is soooo cute..
≈ Once Ĩ take the throne, Ĩ'm promising all Jadebloods weekends off. ≈ ≈ This is a joke, naturally. Ĩ can no longer take a throne if it has ceased to exist. ≈
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23adw3ll3r baddi32
s.o°p.o°rifics and s.o°da cancel .o°ut it is bad practice
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:33< that is purrty sick :33< howefur i will also wear a maid outfit and a collar if it means #nsfw
some call me a carbomb
more fits tomorrow? we'll see ;-;
2hand stuff i recommend you search for something at your local thrift there could be even more iconic items x ;-;
=^owo^= i got that voyuer barkbeast in me i cant lie
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=^owo^= id hand u a lighter that says "smile if you want to pail" and maybe buy you a drink
A gurl jst wants 2 hav fun :((
It's been. A few days. Chittr timeline. Hasn't really changed. And I don't mind that.
(( hello Chittr rpers, I've got something sick for you today, especially you clown enjoyers. Myself as well as @piousPorcine @waningCatastrophe & @retroactiveAmnesiac have put together our own lovely interpretation of what books might be in the clown scripture, as well as logging various quotes people have done in chittr. Its by no means comprehensive, but its a fun little starting point for prompts and writing our favorite colorful cultists. Feel free to contact if you want anything in particular added! I would love for it to be a project of Chittr as a whole! I'll post some OOC updates as needed here. Enjoy! https://docs.google.com/document/d/1s-8i8QtjPZVguECPTi4PAl8xvcLFXBSEeKYK0d2BbUs/edit?usp=sharing #mirthfulchittr #clownposting #ooc #scripture <- should make it easier to find in the future
Https://imgchest.com/p/a8469vjz24x hopefully This Is Adequate
3833 < Heard little sniffy snarfs under the desk... > 3833 < One of the cats (hairless one) was trying to groom my dog (pomeranian, shedding), and honest to goodness went PTOOIE from the amount of hair... > 3833 < Cornbread is not an intelligent animal. 💗 >
B££n lik£, thinking about giving cosplay a go b£caus£ I lik£, lov£ dr£ssing up<3 anyon£ got lik£, any sugg£stions? <3 ;p
<3 - this is good <> - you poor dear <3< - oh fuck this c3< - slow your roll cupcake <3/<3< - fuck you this is perfect <3/<> - this is a terrible idea but i support you <3</c3< - i can't stop you but it's my duty to try <3</<> - i can't tell if you're going to hurt yourself or if i want to hurt you first <3/<3</<> - i won't touch this with a ten foot pole but i will encourage it
putting myself <>n d<> n<>t disturb f<>r a bit! ;) @mercurialG<>repriest https://cdn.imgchest.c<>m/files/63c8b06c0fbe.png
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
« i'm gonna follow this funky lil honkbeast and see where it takes me. »
((For real. DNI if you're under 18.))
Show me pictures of cats. It is a far better topic to converse about.
#MeNTheBffsieVacillate #LuvVacillatingWBestie yusssss
// hey so if youre under 18 i ban you! shrimple as that
w꥟men need t꥟ hurt men m꥟re. be m꥟re d꥟minant, it pains me t꥟ see s꥟ many w꥟men fall int꥟ the submissive pr꥟paganda. #nsfw #evilfemd꥟m
i don't kinkshame, you guys have fun, but....personally, i gotta draw a line in the sand somewhere. #pissgate #nsfwe
I could 23nd it again
I m3an I po2t3d thi2 alr3ady and it2 my pfp but im an 3goi2t 2o h3r3 you go http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430405_P4Vj3hgd0N7uAPb.jpg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HEARD LOUD AND CLEAR. https://i.imgur.com/sR6aTTH.png
d dragontail butterfly :) https://i.pinimg.com/1200x/ea/e3/f4/eae3f421dd37718dd021917f0a026c47.jpg
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
on3 la2t thing for y'all b3for3 i 2uccomb to th3 2l33p di23a23 http2://i.ibb.co/kgvJmBb6/zattti32.png
oh my god im not trying to enable you!!
seeing people talk about boobs again :/
maybe a shot is exactly what i need to get through today actually- good idea XD #substance
id fuck another me #nsfw
Bi^ch3s go^ m3 so ups3^ I n33d ^o br3ak in^o my b3s^i3s hiv3 again...
I dont 3v3n gaf about th3 mon3y I hat3 my23lf 3nough a2 on3 p3r2on l3t alon3 if th3r3 wa2 anoth3r m3 to proj3ct that onto
love other mes theyre great to makeout with
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS REAL AS SHIT. IF THERE WERE TWO OF BIG SED WE'D BE COLLAPSING ENTIRE TIMELINES UP IN THIS BITCH.
God 2aaam3 I would hav3 to fight m3. Th3r3 can only b3 on3.
Th3 mor3 I do around h3r3 th3 mor3 I r3aliz3 th3r3'2 mor3 to b3 don3. Fuuuuck Im gonna b3 at it all day.
vwoah mama https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a625b0af17b5.png #natty
HOoonk hOOOnk hOnk hoOnk hOoOnk honk hOoOonk hoOnk hoOonk honk hOOOnk hooOonk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOonk hooonk honk hoOoonk hooOonk hOOOooonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
// OOC but what if Jade Harley was called Jade Gnarly and she just skateboarded the whole time
YOU LOOK GOOD EITHER WAY.
[BEGIN CHIT] thiz waz the caze with my ex. fun timez. #nzfw [END CHIT]
SOME OF THESE BITCHES ARE FAR TOO HORNY #VAGUEPOST #NSFW
To counteract the rise in disrespect received by service workers, I have proposed a new policy: Killing Customers. Service workers are now allowed to kill one customer a year. We will not be keeping track of individual kill counts, as we trust our workers. The definition of “disrespect” varies across cultures, so it has not been defined at this time and is entirely reliant on the workers’ personal views.
Not gonna tell anyone how to live their life but I am gonna say good luck.
fOund sasha!! https://cdn./mgchest.cOm/f/les/858e83bcdb8b.png
have 2 go for a walk! 🐕
((Lowkey thinkin abt my version of beforan sollux who isnt lame as fuck lmao /silly))
♰ is it morbid to wish i suffocated on slime and stayed in for the long rest… no matter… good evening ♰
We need a little widget where we can select 0ur current em0ti0n like 0ld pesterchum
🚨 BREAKING: Troll Rupaul Breaks Silence On Barack Obama's New Happy Hour Legislation: "Every hour I'm getting fucked up is happy hour to me, girl! Am I right, or am I right?" https://i.postimg.cc/K89KHGfs/trupaul.png
Alright yall I got th3 2l33p di23a23 Ill b3 going back to b3ing a 2hith3ad tomorrow 2o if tomorrow you r3m3mb3r what I b33n po2ting tonight no tf you don't
I m3an who'2 gonna 2top a giant purpl3 lik3 m3 fuck '3m
I will take this into consideration.
Nah dud3 your3 on3 of th3 cool3r p3opl3 around h3r3 dont you b3 g3tting gon3 on m3
incredibly slow this morning guys you clocked in for the chittr factory and you best keep this feed moving or lord help me #wagetheft
wish i could donate for perks (not to be confused with percs) #clarity #transparent #substance
--Excited to sea new friends today!! Make s)(ore to smile everyone!!
>>| nah, you're good. .if .at least you do parties .in weekends, .it's .all good. .i guess.
You can afford to not have a hangover at least one in a while. Consider it a little treat for evening-you!
You are SO dumb. Let’s. *____
guys dO yOu think she saw me XO https://cdn.imgchest.cOm/files/5ebbc8173dff.png XO
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 NO, BUT IF YOU WANNA PULL UP TO MY HIVE WE CAN TRY IT OUT. :0)
Bes♰ Of Chi♰♰r #002 h♰♰ps://file.garden/zwf5bs-4bkobryeh/bes♰ofchi♰♰r/002.png
Well, I wouldn’t go so far as to say she’s an *alcoholic.* But she knows how to enjoy herself.
Anyway. #OffTheClock https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_0179.png
You do not want to hear my opinions on the current drama.
﹌ I believe it is a relationship taboo among humans that is often frowneϡ upon anϡ morally not okay! However, my human knowleϡge is still quite limiteϡ. Perhaps consulting a human woulϡ be gooϡ! ﹌
"unluckys charms" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Diamonds Droog/Crowbar, dersite/leprechaun, rivals, charms mention, violence, old man yaoi, sadomasochism, flashbacks, #nsfw, top vs top, #gore, #nsfwe in just case due to violence, complicated relationship, just cmere already, scentplay, archive rating: M) summary: everythings coming up, diamonds requested by anonymous things have been complicated for a while when crowbar lands on his back, its rough and tactless. bright red sticking to the soft green fibers of his body, painting him just how droog likes best he clicks his tongue against sharp teeth, cocking his head to the side as he stares down at the pathetic state of unlucky number seven "get up" droog grunts in disappointment as he pulls out his deck, rage flashing in crowbars bright green eyes the only retort before he lunges crowbar tastes blood and see balloons the hunt begins just as it always does, again and again, with both deadset on the prize metal crashing bluntly into bodies, bullets flying, adrenaline pumping at the same pace that blood pours weakly from wounds when he finally gets on top, crowbar can take only a moment to appreciate his victory as droog gnashes his teeth and finds purchase in a throat the scent of clean wool and used baize fills droogs senses, the smell turning sour as crowbars blood begins to fill his jaws the smell takes him back droogs arms looped around crowbars body from behind, crushed against one another hard and tight as he buried his face into his rivals neck and groaned with exertion the warmth of crowbars tongue the way he sounded on top of him just like he was now are the noises they make now so different from then? droog is too caught off guard by the memory to process the swing of an arm, vision blurring white as impact is made his smooth black face is covered with a mix of their blood, twisted into a tired grimace as he watches crowbar retreat to find something heavy something worthy enough to make droog suffer through stars the same way he does "get... up..." crowbar spits, turning back around and pausing in shock at the sight that awaits him droogs on the ground with his legs spread lazily "just cmere already" a pot of gold notes: kyaaa thank you for the request!
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 LETTING A CLOWN CRACK A DAY KEEPS THE STACKS HIGH AND THE BILLS PAID #bars #nsfw
clowns are better. ;o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I JUST WOKE UP IN A SUIT I DON'T REMEMBER BUYING WITH JIZZ ON THE RECEIPT AND A LOYALTY CARD FOR A PLACE THAT DON'T EXIST. #nsfw
V^ Pretty much what I did when I was... five I think? Either way, jades wh0 say they sh0uld be pr0ud are kinda dumb im0. ^V
>>| .escaped. .outside's much better than caves. yet, the feeling for need to care .of someone still .in my blood pusher.
☆ moirails exploring their red feelings for the first time and accidentally taking things a step too far
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shit dont turn 30+ its true what they fucking say about the hangovers like shit i miss the good old days when you could do 17 lines and 22 shots and 9 bumpbs and 4 addies and 3 cans of four loko and a 1/4 of a candy bar and wake up the next day like nothing fucking happened #substance
brief reminder! using imgur for your hosting is very convenient but much of the world cannot see imgur pictures due to blocking https://images.squidge.org works for everyone https://imgchest.com as well! not to say people have to stop using imgur, but just letting you know in case you want everyone to see what you post!
</3: Well A Nice Recuperacoon Will Help With That
((like all im saying is some of yall get wayyyy too zealous about fantasy bigotry that it makes me wonder about you))
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$HITTT I FORGET HOW FLAMMABLE TROLL WHI$KEY I$. GOOD THING ONLY LIKE 14 BOTTLE$ BURNED UP, WE HAVE TONNE$ LEFT
Lik£, b£st party lik£ £V£R!!<3 OMG
gay bareback gloryhole amateur #nsfw video
I lik£, N££D to post my outfit for this party lik£, OMG.
Me when the Bros keep fight flirting. #abuse #substance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/893320465962135563/1486462997504331856/export202603251633001500.png?ex=69c5980b&is=69c4468b&hm=110a1fc46eaf04d3c0fdb9280657614d9ef4e284bfea773cfa8482159e0b438b&
https://i.postimg.cc/zfFxwxLk/Screenshot-2026-03-25-163423.png crzy 2 see back 2 bck #nsfw
another day wishin I had puppy ears and tail 🙏
i cnt wait 4 summrrr!!! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/16/97/40/169740cf4dab67f04b69b911489edf18.jpg im ging 2 look so fab
listening and learning!
*talking to my assistant* move all my assets and capital into womb implants for transwomen we are going to make these bitches have babies #nsfw
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good morning everyone! https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/9/6284ba74c245c6601a86705672fbc0fdcdcde694.png woe, titties be upon ye #nsfw
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nah im givin free coke regardless of religion im just that selfless and pure of heart #substance #mothertheresainthisbitch
I lik£, support your actions. <3 :P
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
OMG you do?? WRITING THIS DOWN
Barkb£ast mat£sprit? Lik£, l£ts £uthaniz£ him! #vagu£chitting
i know my anxiety is a medical problem / but it's also unironically the only thing that keeps me awake / i fall asleep basically whenever my stress lowers even a little
if the color you picked out on purpose to have all your fucking text in requires me to tap at my screen just to see it like im pecking at a game of solitaire on my iphone 8 as a cancer riddled reality warped dementia patient just know im not fucking reading that shit #imnotreadingallthat
i like that there's no algorithm / it's just a free for all
'Can you match my fr£ak?' No! Im lik£ fr£aki£r. This is a fr£ak comp£tition and im lik£, totally winning. #nsfw
hiii :D i'm new here, nice to meet you all!
Doing drugs is actually fine as long as you’re cool about it.
Try lik£, outfits that mad£ my lusus kick m£ out LOL!! I lik£ cant wait though, omfg.<3
...wonder how hard it'd be to skip subgrub on the caverns for a night https://tenor.com/e8gsSxsy3k9.gif ~~0o
♡mg yaz!!! we are g♡1ng 2 ha˅e ppl t♡ chase ar♡und and 1t's g♡nna be S♡ fab.
I would lik£ LOV£ to drop by OMG?! Lik£, thank you for th£ invit£?! :P!!
Might. Go out again tonight. I don't know.
I dhink some of you are daking dhe PVP leaderboard a liddle doo seriously.
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Imagine how funny it'll be if we can force the site creator down to like, 20th
ive been fucked by clowns and it does honk #nsfw
:33< they do trust meow
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get in ön this shit, it's fuckin lucrative, just be cute, wear thigh highs and act stupid
1f 1 e˅er end up a herm1t, just KN♡W 1 k1lled myself cuz that sh1t A1N'T me #party4lyfe
♡h my g♡d, he's F1NAAAALLY here @hed♡n1stGu1ll♡t1ne @car♡us1ngCa1t1ff th1s 1s the guy wh♡ 1 was talk1ng ab♡ut 1n˅1t1ng t♡ hunt d♡wn <3
1 always c♡uld, s♡ maybe e˅ery♡ne else 1s just fake >_<
yesss, peek1ng rn. 1 w1ll br1ng s♡me ♡f my fa˅e l♡sers that we can hunt f♡r fun thr♡ugh the h1˅e.
...cosigned, because that was some real shit you just said~~0o
I hav£ lik£ notic£d that non£ of my hat£rs ar£ lik£, as hot as I am. #Thinking!
https://files.catbox.moe/qz10c2.jpg >lolololoLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL >DONT FUCKING TELL HER
howw do you feel about the aristocracy
I think tonight. While a bit inconvenient at first-- was fun. I feel nice.
https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/Xamag%20Fantroll%20Creator%20stuff/Screenshot%202025-12-28%20210909.png Sigh. Posting myself.
I Have Plenty Of Other Tips For Dealing With Awful Matesprites And Also Corpses
Pro Tip, Allow A Wild Lusus To Dig Through Your Trash And They Will Most Likely Take The Corpse.
I... see. I might have to. Try that.
Feeling just great about my new blog Baby! Positively groovy!YEAH BABY!
"Why did you block me on Chittr" Girl I'm petty enough I'll block a bitch on Troll Spotify
- Solid choice! 😄
ah, my favourite icon. the imgur "content not viewable in your region" image. #woedotjpg
|< i wouldnt acc€pt paym€nt in any oth€r way
OoH That'S A GooD IdeA MaybE That'lL GeT Non-WeirdoS My WaY :)
One like and I'll log off and go do my actual job.
*minxily pensively biting lip* hmmm sigh