Dave Strider
@turntechGoghead
multi media mogul menace ((all art here is by me! commissions are open, DM if interested <3))
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
that post was two months ago why are you creeping on my shit @dddDddddddd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0bd60b50027e.jpg
theyr sfter every1 😭
> 1t2 com1ng <
>> Any poડt that haડ 666 ¡n ¡t, they're gonna get ¡t
Every hour is #StriderHour when you have one on payroll who says concerning things and then leaves for 2-5 business days.
I mean, if you need someone to do the convincing legwork…
Oh Jegus Christ.
I’m 6’5, I got legs for days.
You are the devil.
But I can be your angle.
BACK FOUL BEAST. Even if that did make me laugh.
I have achieved at least one of today’s goals.
Do not endear me to you, you are the devil.
It’s too late, isn’t it.
*and dating one you forgot the dating part
torture nexus is real but it cant get me im too powerful
wish that was me.
o ok hi dave
feel so pissed off i might throw up actually
um you good?
okay no but i really don't know what to say-
WHOEVER OR WHATEVER PUT A RIPPERWASP IN YOUR JOCK, WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE TO DO IT BACK TENFOLD. IT’LL BE OKAY, THAT ASIDE. HOPEFULLY. I DON’T REALLY KNOW WHAT’S UP BUT YOU’RE MORE THAN WELCOME TO VERBALLY THROW UP ALL OVER MY MESSAGES BECAUSE I DO THAT TO YOU 100% OF THE TIME ANYWAY. ALLOWS FOR AN EQUAL EXCHANGE.
hey im sorry about snapping on you jade that wasnt cool of me and you didnt deserve it either
ordered stuffed crust pizza with cheesy bread im going to dine like a king
SH4R3 W1TH YOUR B1G S1S. >:]
hooly shit... damn. fuck now i want pizza
jealous
ive been looking for people to play mario kart with for what feels like days now
BOO !! eelmao bream on mfer
:33 < which one is that?
see this is probably the problem. it will be a lot more difficult to find anyone able to set up netplay on dolphin as opposed to just playing mario kart 8 deluxe on the switch, for example.
:33 < well yeah but which gamecube?
:33 < maybe? did mew take drugs today?
okay i love #democracy as much as the next man but holy shit the results here are baffling me anyways hit the voting booth and thank you once again for 6900 kult poll: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae13d8cffe7f.png
gods mightiest voter
Ah yes, I shall vote again.
WHO W4NTS TO 34T 4 N3RDS ROP3 3D1BL3 L1K3 W3 1N B4RKB34ST 4ND TH3 TR4MP HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/VVVMXZ3P/SCR33NSHOT-20260516-145207.PNG HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/FFC0HMLF/SCR33NSHOT-20260516-145227.PNG #SUBST4NC3
[|87 :: Need to do that w;th my matespr;t frfr
me and who
fuck yeah i am so down
50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png
fift7 thousand on the dot! that's more impressive than passing 50k
wooo!!! proud of you!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ this is a dobby post ]
D--> You deserve each and every one.
deeper!
pROUD OF YOU!
i mean yes quite the large hole ahem
hello chittr have we been #normal tonight
TW: #intelligenceshaming #der9gat9rylanguage Kankri Vantas. I give a v9ice t9 all the unheard plights 9f existence. N9t that they necessarily need t9 6e sp9ken f9r, n9r that having a v9ice is s9me default quality every9ne sh9uld strive f9r (#disa6ility #mute).
Yea I gotta start freakin it awful style. Might gnaw on my wings and look at pictures of roadkill to fix it.
i think i met you or at least a version of you all of one time before but i barely remember it do you know karkat
On it champ.
I 6elieve this did 9ccur, yes. Due t9 the peculiar and n9n-linear nature 9f Parad9x Space (#existentialism #chr9n9n9rmativity) it is understanda6le if y9u d9 n9t rec9gnize me well. I have indeed met Karkat, and th9ugh he p9ssesses r99m t9 impr9ve and gr9w - as we all d9 - he is n9netheless 9ne 9f my fav9urite pupils. (#fav9uritism #preferentialtreatment #nep9tism)
Just a glimpse into my fucked mind. #gore #animaldeath #twisted https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11ef3aaa3936.png
have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)
no why would anyone do that haha
...yeah 8ut don't SAY it
ways to make myself cry i guess golly.
do you need your hair brushed and braided again? would that help?
I mean Maybe ( ・ε・)
lmao! classic strat #myfirsthugevarwasat16 #soyea
wait did hatebot go back to hating is nature healing
oh my fucking god four hours of sleep again im losing my mind actually
I KNOW FUUUUUCK !! TUNA TOLD ME I WAS SO SAD I WASN'T A8LE TO JOIN ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა
you gonna join the davecord dude
i can send you my awful painful pick for the #yearning hours
a8solutely let me in on this
damn was it already made where the fuck is my invite my inbox is dry and shriveling up
davebot got it on his pinned
#groupyearn
#YEARNING #HARD
It is natural, to believe in something so much you would die for it. To believe in something so much you would *live* for it — sometimes, that is the hardest part.
what the hell is that another obama
Pardon?
wait there's multiple obamas?
#NotmyTrollbama...
"A man has as many social selves as there are individuals who recognise him." -William James
its almost the anniversary again ... guess i should crash at dirks place soon i should set a date and time for the massive party goddamn wheres my thinkpan at
cronus being the drake of chittr surprises me none im one more awful cronus post away from transforming into kendrick "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct" #lyrics #lyricposting
they not like us they not like us
ive been known to be fucking hilarious sometimes
papi chill dont diss my late night snacks
hello chittr im back are we being #behaved and respecting #yuriday
dave I can’t even lie to you no. no we are not
are you telling me another crtower got hit in the short span of time i was gone
whatever you were doing ?? go 8ack to it
to all my fellow chittrs today: i dont know who needs to hear this but crash the fuck out yes they got you fucked up just start tripping exercise your free will whatever you was thinking about doing today that you told yourself not to FUCKING do it stop letting people play with you #reference