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@turntechGoghead

multi media mogul menace ((all art here is by me! commissions are open, DM if interested <3))

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i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

Ey, ojalá que los mío' nunca se muden Y si hoy me emborracho, pues que me ayuden Debí tirar más foto' de cuando te tuve Debí darte más beso' y abrazo' las veces que pude Ojalá que los mío' nunca se muden Y si hoy me emborracho, pues que me ayuden [ DtMF - Bad Bunny ] #lyricposting

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

ive been looking for people to play mario kart with for what feels like days now

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nah youre alright

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BOO !! eelmao bream on mfer

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < which one is that?

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

see this is probably the problem. it will be a lot more difficult to find anyone able to set up netplay on dolphin as opposed to just playing mario kart 8 deluxe on the switch, for example.

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its the only mario kart for the gamecube

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maaan that blows

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bet

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < well yeah but which gamecube?

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bruh is there more than one am i high

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@arsenicCatturbate[AC]

:33 < maybe? did mew take drugs today?

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okay i love #democracy as much as the next man but holy shit the results here are baffling me anyways hit the voting booth and thank you once again for 6900 kult poll: https://strawpoll.com/05Zdz0L8En6 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ae13d8cffe7f.png

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

sigh here i go again

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gods mightiest voter

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@tenaciousTheologist[TT]

Ah yes, I shall vote again.

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WHO W4NTS TO 34T 4 N3RDS ROP3 3D1BL3 L1K3 W3 1N B4RKB34ST 4ND TH3 TR4MP HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/VVVMXZ3P/SCR33NSHOT-20260516-145207.PNG HTTPS://1.POST1MG.CC/FFC0HMLF/SCR33NSHOT-20260516-145227.PNG #SUBST4NC3

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[|87 :: Need to do that w;th my matespr;t frfr

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me and who

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fuck yeah i am so down

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@archiveAddict[AA]

50k kult #megidomay hole post #posthole #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d918a9aa119d.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/006a00f295f8.png

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fift7 thousand on the dot! that's more impressive than passing 50k

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wooo!!! proud of you!

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ this is a dobby post ]

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D--> You deserve each and every one.

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deeper!

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pROUD OF YOU!

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big

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i mean yes quite the large hole ahem

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

hello chittr have we been #normal tonight

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good and also hi rankmaid

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

net neutral on the freak to normal scale then

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TW: #intelligenceshaming #der9gat9rylanguage Kankri Vantas. I give a v9ice t9 all the unheard plights 9f existence. N9t that they necessarily need t9 6e sp9ken f9r, n9r that having a v9ice is s9me default quality every9ne sh9uld strive f9r (#disa6ility #mute).

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Yea I gotta start freakin it awful style. Might gnaw on my wings and look at pictures of roadkill to fix it.

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i think i met you or at least a version of you all of one time before but i barely remember it do you know karkat

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send me the finest roadkill pics thanks

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On it champ.

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I 6elieve this did 9ccur, yes. Due t9 the peculiar and n9n-linear nature 9f Parad9x Space (#existentialism #chr9n9n9rmativity) it is understanda6le if y9u d9 n9t rec9gnize me well. I have indeed met Karkat, and th9ugh he p9ssesses r99m t9 impr9ve and gr9w - as we all d9 - he is n9netheless 9ne 9f my fav9urite pupils. (#fav9uritism #preferentialtreatment #nep9tism)

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Just a glimpse into my fucked mind. #gore #animaldeath #twisted https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11ef3aaa3936.png

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absolute classic

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@archiveAddict[AA]

have you ever been so touchstarved you put your right prong on your left cheek and your left prong on your right cheek and close your eyes imagining it is someone else try it right now try it and stroke your thumbs over your cheekbones slowly (tags: The Rankmaid/Prongs, autoflush, archive rating: G)

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

no why would anyone do that haha

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@cryhoundColortura[CC]

...yeah 8ut don't SAY it

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ways to make myself cry i guess golly.

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do you need your hair brushed and braided again? would that help?

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I mean Maybe ( ・ε・)

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lmao! classic strat #myfirsthugevarwasat16 #soyea

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wait did hatebot go back to hating is nature healing

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oh my fucking god four hours of sleep again im losing my mind actually

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a fate worse than death

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fuck youre so real for that

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I KNOW FUUUUUCK !! TUNA TOLD ME I WAS SO SAD I WASN'T A8LE TO JOIN ૮ ◞ ﻌ ◟ ა

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you gonna join the davecord dude

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i can send you my awful painful pick for the #yearning hours

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a8solutely let me in on this

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damn was it already made where the fuck is my invite my inbox is dry and shriveling up

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dming you

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@daveStrider[DS]

davebot got it on his pinned

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word thanks man

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@crucifiedAmour[CA]

#YEARNING #HARD

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It is natural, to believe in something so much you would die for it. To believe in something so much you would *live* for it — sometimes, that is the hardest part.

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@turntechGoghead[TG]

what the hell is that another obama

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one per term big dog

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Pardon?

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wait there's multiple obamas?

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@potUs

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#NotmyTrollbama...

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"A man has as many social selves as there are individuals who recognise him." -William James

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its almost the anniversary again ... guess i should crash at dirks place soon i should set a date and time for the massive party goddamn wheres my thinkpan at

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@beemO[BO]

BMO wants everyone to fucking stop

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cronus being the drake of chittr surprises me none im one more awful cronus post away from transforming into kendrick "I hate the way that you walk, the way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress I hate the way that you sneak diss, if I catch flight, it's gon' be direct" #lyrics #lyricposting

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Total: 94
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they not like us they not like us

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@caligvlasAqvarivm[CA]

ok thats pretty funny though davvid kendrick strider

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ive been known to be fucking hilarious sometimes

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are those times wwhen you dont eat three wwhole rotisserie chickens

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papi chill dont diss my late night snacks

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hm no cariño i think i wwill continue my hatred to em its called bein a natural born hater

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hello chittr im back are we being #behaved and respecting #yuriday

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no two cronii turned evil

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dave I can’t even lie to you no. no we are not

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are you telling me another crtower got hit in the short span of time i was gone

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oh my fucking god

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idk two evil cronii idk man idk dont ask me

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whatever you were doing ?? go 8ack to it

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damn twin was it that bad

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to all my fellow chittrs today: i dont know who needs to hear this but crash the fuck out yes they got you fucked up just start tripping exercise your free will whatever you was thinking about doing today that you told yourself not to FUCKING do it stop letting people play with you #reference

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dont mediate the chitt you know what you did dude and on #yuriday of all days and about my sister too if i see you in these streets your lusus cant save you https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c83ea17f196b.png

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@daveStrider[DS]

the only thing wrong with this post is youre using light mode bruh

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:33 < akwete purrmusk mew s33ing this bullshit?

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i got tired of being unable to see dark text on the dark background i just change between both themes a lot

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i mean i get you but i cant subject my eyeballs to that kinda shit dunno about you but ive got a condition lmfao

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yeah fuck him up go my scara8

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oh my bad bro i aint even think about that i should probably keep screenshots to dark mode then

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nawh man its chill i think just seeing like one little blip of it doesnt really hurt my eyes but holy shit would the entire site kill me if i didnt wear my drip

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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

holy unskippable thumbnail just now "in the name of the moon, pass that shi" #substances https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0d6a9812c222.png

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@daveStrider[DS]

im blazin it rn dude

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go my davelings.
@turntechGoghead[TG]

where is troll yami yugi to banish that guy into the shadow realm atem save us atem #vagueposting #notsovauge #yuriday

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@daveStrider[DS]

i cant even hate the chitt sadly dudes deranged tho

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