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380!!!! 38D!!!! T)(ANK YOU SO MUC)(!!!!
:33< welclawm back to the world of the livingish
((Hitting all bro striders with the therapy stick
// the MASSIVE popularity of chittr and the growing userbase of mxrp has finally reached the operational capacity of my server! which means, I need to rent a secondary one and split things up so both services have a smoother experience im aware of the issues on mxrp. this is due to ram starvation. im in the process of, right now, setting up that second server to put chittr on. please standby. #siteupdates
// Wip for her boob selfie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489036982461137001/image.png?ex=69cef541&is=69cda3c1&hm=86c7bd46a9b5365473e36fac2414c5767313ebcad894979faac33ab511518034&
((Holy shit that's stunning
holy ungodly powers to be able to draw this good, thanks for the meal dude hope the other person doesn't mind me taking a bite
Incredible. Sublime. Bone-chilling in the best way possible.
((OH MY GOD THIS IS SICK???? THIS IS SO PEAK))
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((What a distinguished little gentleman. He deserves many headpats for being so brave.
((Awwww what a cute little guy give him one billion kisses for me))
i get it, its a mixed bag. just. stay safe.
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Lik£, throwback tu£sday! An old lik£, JILARVA£ album cov£r <3!! Lik£, my fav p£rsonally! https://cdn.imgch£st.com/fil£s/df25c564442b.PNG
four is not fine. as for not being in your own place... just go home.
well what am i supposed to say!! mister handsomeface mccoolguypants
hehehe the shades XD but. your ego was correct!!
Real shit.
OH NO HE'S HOT #vagueposting
((YESSS HE LOOKS SO CUTE WITH HIS FRECKLESSSSS im so glad i can help))
NO. NOT TROLL BRUNO M4RS. TH3 M1L1T4RY MUST P4Y.
W3 W1LL 4LL R3M3MB3R YOUR S4CR1F1C3, TROLL BRUNO M4RS. W3 W1LL NOT FORG3T!!!! >:'[
((i tried it for the pic i posted and it got rid of the pic entirely when i deleted the link!!! it should work!!))
((IT'S NOT TOO LATE. EDIT THE POST WITH THE FIXXXXX))
The investigation is currently ongoing.
✿ d❦ pe❦ple here play an 𖥧ns𖧧rumen𖧧? 𖥧ve recen𖧧ly repa𖥧red my b❦ne harp, 𖧧he 𖧧hreads frayed and b❦ne cracked fr❦m play and use as a b❦w. 𖥧𖧧s 𖥧mprac𖧧𖥧cal bu𖧧 helped 𖥧n a p𖥧nch ✿ ✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/e4b06a8676f5.png ✿
Dress to your own comfort.
its ok i will take the L for the team
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Nobody tell my wife I'm on here. We share everything else. But this is like my man cave.
snugglin. cuddlin. straught cupe buggin it. snug as sum bugs in a rug rn and i think every1 oughta experience da epic highs n lows of snugglin up with sum warmblooded sweeties <3
((ignore me, i m not joining, just wanted 2 like this cuz its awesome))
:o0
POINT OF ORDER! bribery works a little bit
// He's so pretty, I love him... https://i.imgur.com/h7N5V4i.png
ngl if someone hugged me rn id probably cry
Uh soda #professionalshitchitposter
TH4NK YOU!!!!
Thank you for making art in these times. In a world full of destruction, it takes courage to be a creator. It is beautiful.
W3 doing #23lfi32unday ??? I fuckin lov3 thi2 pictur3, 2o onc3 again I grac3 you moth3rfuck3r2 with my vi2ag3 ((Art by TooManyK3y2)) http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117430400_wTuxywTTUJcPWp3.jpg
-]@_when_the_and_the_mwahh https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a8576853549e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/80a2c26c5855.png
u culd even say its... stick as hell...
concept: "hehe what are we doing on the operating table?" ( tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, #nsfwe, medicalplay, and all the things your pan jumped to reading that quote, archive rating: M )
X ((The people were getting drunk Callie regardless if anyone had reacted to that post or not if you’re worried you prompted this lmao x
...........1 w1ll b3 d3l3t1ng th1s 1n 24 hours. >;] [4rt by m3] https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/9c6b7903d3ff.png #nsfw
:33< daily motivational post :33< dont furget to be the reason someone says "why are you like this..." :33< be cringe be fr33
Oh. Errr. Then I have no idea, actually.
((if this website had been around during the fandom's peak none of us would have survived the inevitable chaos))
((*Slams back two beers with zero tolerance as a lightweight before drunk posting as callie mallie* it’s called method acting sweetie, look it up /J #substance
can you tell me who youre talking about and how you plan to act up with them maybe
Define "act up." Because maybe.
D --> Many of you have been posting a concerning amount of vulgarity to public forum D --> I would like to remind you all that such crudeness should be kept private D --> E%tremely private D --> In a locked trunk beneath the sub-level of your office spaces if possible
"= double it and pass it to the next troll. ="
X I’m a fan of enablers so I think we’ll make a good team x
X If this post gets any interaction of any kind I’ll slam back two bottles and see what I come up with to post. #substance x
i remain on my best behavior every single day
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ALWAYS DEFINITELY NOT.
Like a little shit, as per usual.
I love when a video game lets me gamble as a little sidequest. Why would I ever want to waste my money on real life slot machines when I can use the ones in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl/Platinum. They're equally as entertaining but the only cost involved is the cost of one copy of the game.
POINT OF ORDER! i'm fuckin STYLING
https://i.postimg.cc/J7q481Jz/IMG-0185.gif #aesthetic #flashwarning #gun
Oh that's what the draw was for. Sick as fuck actually.
ur the only bitch tht gets me and my epic literary teferences
AUTHOR POST + SPECIAL INFO ABOUT VARXET ———— Hello! My name is Angelo or Sammael! I am 20 and use he/she pronouns, im bigender with a femme lean and im lesbian! Many of my interests pertain to my ocs, but I have some others! My currents are The Pitt, Theology, Ocs, Gachiakuta, Vast Error / Homestuck [<SP/IN] and likely more im not listing as they aren’t a forefront in my mind. So what about Varxet? Whats his deal? Without spoiling much or being too wordy, i’ll format this into a FAQ-style section! Q: Whats some general info about her? A: Varxet is a self-employed engineer and chemist, often picking off those in society who have wronged her or others, especially victims of casteism and the unjust system. This being said, he is a bit of a morally dark grey vigilante and his morals align more with humans thoughts on equality. However, she often uses this to her advantage, turning a profit on selling off the body parts of these unjust individuals and such to local black markets. You’ll notice out of character I tend to switch between he and she, and while masculine aligned, Varxet uses he/she and is bigender! Another common alias she may refer to herself as is VERRIO, but usually thats not too important to note. Q: Whats with the whole blood thing? A: Varxet is a cobaltblood, but has genetically mutated to be a RAINBOWDRINKER as well. He is effectively a jadeblood with a blue tint, this mutation has made her super tall (7’10”) as well, and her bites PARALYZE those who she sinks into temporarily [dependant on caste.] To add to this, blood is INTENSELY FRUIT-SWEET to her, and each color has a different taste. [e.g., bronze being citrus-y, whilst a fuschia is likely to be something like raspberries.] He will often discuss this, and this is my way of contextualizing his bloodthirst. It is like any hunger, and she doesnt quite need it to live, but it is helpful and effectively a small boost, like caffine would be. She is dependant on it, however, often using her vampiric advantage on victims she later culls. Q: Is there any other specifics to him? A: For the most part otherwise, she isn’t much different besides those key things (and, well, culling….) but I am always open to answer more specific questions! I plan on opening a drawing-based qna in the future if theres any other questions! Thank you for reading this far if you have! #gore #nsfw #introduction. #idkman
https://preview.redd.it/check-out-how-hard-i-can-pee-v0-5svjll8llv621.jpg?width=640&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=5e961466144b226170bfbeb74ae58d001f37a470 #nsfw (?)
Taste.
D --> Incorrect D --> You can acquire many proper nutrients from animal products D --> 100sus milk for e%ample is essential in growing STRONG D --> Whereas a steak is not
Today I stepped onto the ocean and caught a fish to cook for the evening. #lentposting
end of round two! gandalf the gray breasts boobily into victory 5:2! #wizard #wizardtournament https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/image_2026-03-27_200334211.png
Roof update: I have bonded with the bird population because we have robot solidarity. I am thriving. The universe is turning at the same speed as the planet.
Love thy neighbor. But remember that sometimes, loving they neighbor looks like disagreement and discourse. And hand-to-hand combat, on occasion.
epic rap battles of historyyyyy puppy VERSUS kitty BEGIN *sniffsniffsniffsniffsniff sniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniffsniff*
[m1dbl00d sustenance.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/h0dt0g.png]
i do feel a bit bad for the skeleton though why didn't anyone want to go with him :(
Hello, Jesus.
I have been known to partake in the sacred act of shredding.
I hahahahave another silly jooooke~ ahehem ahehehem Whyyyyy didn't the skeleton go to the prohohom...~?
https://i.imgur.com/LJS5avF.png https://archiveofourown.org/chapters/5371283?style=disable #DetectivePony
Greetings, my beloved children.
round two! gandalf the gray versus surtinott the stormbringer. please cast your votes below! #wizard #wizardtournament https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FcvKJgjWYAInsJw.jpg https://64.media.tumblr.com/ceddc818a9e5a7103c9b92cc706db95c/094662bc1514d74d-5c/s500x750/b957f7a6991c65db9f594d7c8ed0ab4df3159307.jpg
PRESIDENTIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: After much deliberation, my team and I have elected to award @archiveAddict with the Presidential Medal of Honor for their hard work in the Yaoi and Yuri industry. They have been working hard, and I am delighted to be able to award them this honor. Congratulations, Rankmaid!
first round of the wizard tournament! merlin versus frieren! please cast your votes in the comments. #wizard #wizardtournament https://i.pinimg.com/originals/95/b5/4c/95b54c2d408cb31eb09105273581d35d.gif https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/27/frieren.png
// I have a lot of lore-specific stuff for my cronus before the beforan ancestor's reveal, and I already had an ancestor Eridan design WIP for my Cronus but I wanted to share the wip of him! Worst ancestor/dad award goes to specifically this guy. https://i.imgur.com/wlCKIky.png
-]@_heres_a_little_older_picture_of_me_with_my_garden_forest_thingy_..._its_very_nice_..._its_hard_to_find_these_sorts_of_plants_to_cultivate_..._hehe_! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1640cf11cfdb.png
Crave no longer, these are cookies baked without the poisonous additives present in the Empress' oven. ============================================ USER HAS BEEN GRANTED 2X COOKIES TO THEIR SYLLADEX! ============================================
God dude, my adhd is fucking horrid today.
「 Chittr is horny tonight, I see. ⥮
omg ur doin a raffle hell yea sign me up strider
============================================ IMPENDING TRADE: THE SIGNLESS HAS OFFERED THE USERS OF CHITTR: 10 X CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES. > TYPE 'ACCEPT' (2X PER PERSON MAX) ============================================ #food #freetrade
@impertinentFrenzy said i should sho>> u guys just ho>> >>ild last nite >>as,,, ;) hooked up >>ith @mercurialGorepriest and shit got tuuuurnt #nsf>> https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled181_20260327160218.png
he finally landed that shit look at this motherfucker go https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fuck%20yeah%20gerome.png goddamn now i gotta get the other two doin that shit maybe he can teach em for me
Ahem. Do you ever feel
this is alwys happening
Look at my profile for a sec, Dave.
Experiment results are coming back in: Roxy Lalonde is once again the smartest person in the room.
THEY BE LOOKIN GOOD. gonna have em by the bushels this harvest.
You’ll see.
HONK HONK
I almost want to do an experiment.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 MY FIT SO FRESH, MY CHUCKLEVOODOO SO POTENT, HOW DO I DO IT? COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF NARCOTICS. #substance
THE AMOUNT IF EGBERTS THAT FOLLOWED ME WAS MILDLY TERRIFYING.
doing a confessional stream tmrw, drop ur biggest secrets n guilts in the comments!
Just when one is to 8elieve the Orphaner is at the 8ottom of the 8arrel, he is smitten with the magical leprechauns.
back at it again at the chitty creme. good morning.
me nd u i wear dis (https://i.pinimg.com/736x/22/f5/e1/22f5e1a3f074aa3631ffc02e2bb3dcba.jpg) nd we mkeout slopy style nd hv kinky sex #nsfw
(( genuinely she is so beautiful, i sob,, thank u sm. wtf, WAAA 💕💕💕💕))
LIFE IS WURTH LIVING!!!! I WANT 2 LIVE!!!!
((https://archiveofourown.org/works/80764826/chapters/212152281 working on chapter 2 I just haven't been to IKEA in so long I'm struggling a bit, and thank you!!!))
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bigmouth theme plays
Thought I'd Share both versions of this Illustration!!! Cover of my Fic!!! https://64.media.tumblr.com/ae897ba440421485748f395c2a972fab/afcb58e4b95b9062-54/s2048x3072/edbcb1ec151fc2397480c1b79d6f665f69440de0.png https://64.media.tumblr.com/11fa06d230f04d69735a42e0f0ad8950/afcb58e4b95b9062-72/s2048x3072/e4301759ad9792a254eee1200db1898069d59629.png
its sad to think once in my life i hated on in-n-out like some kind of gigantic pussy
quality AN good humor 38*
((yoooo this fucks severely!
i want in on da next raffle
Hoo hoo! I understand that her presence may be a little intimidating, but she most certainly is a woman who appreciates quality!.. If I do say so myself.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 THIS IS STRAIGHT UP FUCKING GASSSSS! THIS GOES HARDDDD!!!
((HOLY SHIT your art is amazing.
https://i.ibb.co/KxXtVyCZ/UGH.png masterpiece courtesy of @broSprite
i cleaned up a bit in celebration of 100 followers! please take a seat wherever! ^0^ (tags: my face, rankmaid-sensei, #nsfw just in case, thank you!, archive rating: M) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0453d5ab6a67.png
I will have the sensory deprivation chamber waiting, if you choose to press charges.
be careful of the stairs dawg
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/fa1d581202d1.png ✿ ✿ a g❦❦d n𖥧gh𖧧 𖧧❦ be ❦u𖧧, 𖧧he beak❦ns are re𖧧urn𖥧ng ✿
Hrrmm have you guyx ever tried macaroni and cheexe? Very ztrange and odd texture fruit zalad! https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Think.gif
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/13090337627c.png #nowhiring #substance @affectionConsecrated
Guess what everyone! I've got a new song for you to check out! https://vimeo.com/1094756949
cutie pay alertttttt https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-03-26_175503734.png
((big fan of swiss being a little asshole))
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hOOOnk hooOonk hOoOonk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOonk hooonk honk hoonk hoOOnk hoonk hoOoonk hoOoonk hOOooOOnk hoOOnk hoooonk hoOnk hOnk hOOOnk hOnk hoooonk honk hoOonk hOnk hoOonk hoOnk hOonk hooonk hoOOonk hOOOnk hoOonk hOnk hoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOoonk HOoonk hoonk honk hoooOnk honk hOonk hoooonk hoOnk hoooOnk honk
:33< they have a special purrlace in mine too <3
hoonk hooOonk hOoOOnk hOOOnk hooOnk hoOOnk hoOnk hOonk hOnk hoonk hOnk hOnk hOOOnk hOooonk honk hOoOoOonk hOOOnk hOoOOoOnk
:33< shout out to the best pokemon! :33< purrugly
>>| .it's still .a wiggler, but what .a beautiful .it grows. currently working .on some projects.
hoooonk hOOOnk hOonk hOoOnk
look at this useless whitegold for sale your bitch wife will love it 29.99 15 percent off if you call now
B33 < U know what? I solved gender. B33 < why be one thing when u can be all of the above
its always some shitty cooking utensil or jewelry
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something about the weather channel playing the nightly forecast with that crazy ass jazz music at 3 am back in the early 00s man
I hav£ lik£, a lot of lik£, prints of Kim and J£an in my hiv£ lik£ OMG. <3 My lik£, favourit£ human gam£ lik£, £V£R!!
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I THougHT I pressed send. I've been siTTing on THis CHiTT for Hours... Hello CHiTTr. THe love of my life suggesTed I sTArT spending more Time Here. HTTps://file.gArden/AcSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/NATiyA3.png
Im lik£, a big fan of th£ human disco £lysium gam£! N££d to try th£ ultrakill on£ lik£, soon though!! S££ms lik£, SO cool. I lik£, LOV£ human gam£s
They put him in the mines for one billion years.
Mamamamamamamamamamama Zee? Mamamamamamamamamamama https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/Anizzy_Interested.gif
> th1s webs1te 1s s0 we1rd 1'll g0 fr0m hav1ng h1c resp0nd t0 my p0sts t0 yapp1ng ab0ut human v1de0 game mus1c t0 d1scuss1ng l1ngu1st1c pr0gress10n 0f western vs eastern altern1an t0 s0me0ne just p0st1ng the m0st nsfw th1ng ever
I’m quite excited.
I’m pleased to announce an upcoming event that my publisher has promised to host should this account 1) refocus on actually promoting our beloved series and 2) reach 100 followers. I will keep you all updated as things fall into place.
:33< shout out to girls gotta be one of my fafurite gendpurrs :33< i fuck with boys also im pan
https://file.garden/acSEE28XdjJpG1Nj/AnizzyDance.gif
DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! pretty sure you mean "in which two hockey players from opposing teams have a rivalry that is not pitch but pretty heated but when they get to know one another better and swing flushed they are forced to hide their love due to societal pressures"? i haven't seen it but i've heard it's good, even if it's unclear what the societal pressures are it's an interesting plot device
Yuri on Ice is ice skating, not hockey.
Heated Rivalry, or Yuri on Ice? Both were pretty formative for me.
heated rivalry
Heated Rivalry.
This mom is officially tuckered out! More adventures await tomorrow though, might battle some dust bunnies! Who knows?! Good night everyone!
> 0h 1 l1ke the s0und 0f that 0ne already
ok i should really head off for the night. good night!
> any humans g0t s0me neat w0rds they wanna share that y0u w0uldn't qu1te f1nd 1n a d1ct10nary and 1f y0u start reply1ng w1th sk1b1d1 and 67 1 w1ll l0se 1t s0 d0n't 1'm l00k1ng f0r actual stuff
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> th1s better bec0me a c0pypasta 0r whatever y0u humans call 1t
guess w)(o back beac)(
> yeah g0 nuts
#RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT #RECHITT
YOU HEARD ME
> 0h sh1t 2.1k kult
Stupid ass meowbeast with the open mouthed purr is back.
>([everybody wanna eat lobster wit# t#e monster til t#ey get clipped by a t#rowaway stray its like you wanna crack some claws and get buttery you best bring a bib]
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> HELL YEAH
ok... https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07610f79db95.png
Then you'll die like the rest,
Your flattery is appreci8d, 8ut it won't save you.
What? Never seen a pir8 8efore?
It's definitely working.
Dave! A pleasant surprise to see you here. ::::)
Is this thing working? Helloooooooo?
actually unbearable amount a them motha fucks
x.FASCINA♱ING... who knew humans were capab𐕣e of good ♱as♱e.x x.yes we mus♱ compare.x x.i DEMAND i♱.x
- What does this mmmmean. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN
x......................................wai♱ rea𐕣𐕣y.x x.oh shi♱.x x.i ain♱ ever ge♱ ♱his far before uh.x x.ok how much ♱ime do you have i go♱ so many p𐕣ay𐕣is♱s and poems and ho𐕣y shi♱ ho𐕣y shi♱ ho𐕣y shi♱.x
:33< *the mighty huntress gets up to the podium to accept her award happy tears in her eyes* :33< mew guys hate meow mew really really hate meow :33< id like to thank the king of all clawsmeows fur hating efurry single one of my chitts ofur the past hour!
if i hosted a dj set on youtube / twitch would yall come listen
:33< im the real cat :33< the realest cat in town
Late night reading. https://i.postimg.cc/65xVkGmk/IMG-5848.jpg
🎦 yeah check out my website turninkaikai.gov
🎦 i dont do it for the loopz i do it for da luv a the game
x.I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU I𐕣𐕣 KI𐕣𐕣 YOU DON♱ YOU EVER ♱AKE ♱HE NAME OF MY CHEMICA𐕣 ♱RO𐕣𐕣 ROMANCE IN VAIN AGAIN.x
x.UGH ♱ro𐕣𐕣 emo is a 𐕣ABE𐕣 forced upon ♱hose of us who DARE 𐕣urk amongs♱ ♱he ou♱skir♱s of ♱he conformed masses un𐕣ike ♱he ♱RO𐕣𐕣 PREPS and ♱RO𐕣𐕣 NORMIES ♱ha♱ p𐕣ague ♱his godforsaken p𐕣ane♱ i𐕣𐕣 have you fxcking know.x
🎦 weddings wriggling day parties divorce hearingz whatevs!
#InMyCallieZone
x.i♱s hard being ♱he a𐕣♱ernian an♱ichris♱ reborn in mor♱a𐕣 f𐕣esh.x x.i♱s hard and nobody unders♱ands.x
🎦 turnz out that SOMEHOW crashing a quote official government event unquote with some sicknasty pogo trixxxxxx is NOT allowed so i wuz escorted off the site smh https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/63/95/7f6395506b59743f4f0e01b2574bee31.jpg
https://dl.glitter-graphics.com/pub/259/259521lfzhj1g03s.gif #aesthetic
SOM3 OF YOU D1SPL4Y TRULY M4DD3N1NG B3H4V1OUR. #V4GU3
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
:33< efurrything rules so hard tonight furefur
My daughter said she's glad to have me around. Guys am I entering my girl dad era? #number1dad #dadlife #dadthings #relatable #whosdave
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LIGHTS CAMERA ACTION. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86f8d78a85fc.png
D --> Okay well here is hoping it works I guess D --> Apologies to anyone unprepared D --> Also I guess #nsfw #zahhakvisage https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0cadfb603737.png
rankmaid-sensei is overjoyed to see so many KUDOS ❤︎ on "all eyes on us"! keep an eye out for chapter two! gomen for the cliff hanger
rankmaid-sensei works by request! please enter my direct messages with your wish
Please stop asking people for fan-fiction of us it is getting concerning.
@turntechGoghead
"⠀" trollbama stood frozen. "p-... peanut. we cant do this again. you keep giving me the run around. i try to communicate, i try to show you fun, i try to support you, and how am i repayed? you wish death upon me? you think im a terrible president? i sent my daves after you. my daves, peanut." "⠀" trollbama gritted his teeth, tears stinging his eyes. he set his jaw and turned away, breaking eye contact for a moment before looking back at peanuts looming concrete and rebar body before the scraping could continue. trollbama let out a bitter laugh. "that damn scraping." trollbama muttered, rubbing a hand over his eyes languidly. what would he have to do to prove himself? he was a good president. he *knew* he was a good president. trollbama took the first step, oxfords stumbling slightly. how many time's would he have to be the one to take the first step when it came to peanut? "an agreement. i want an agreement." "⠀" trollbama slowly placed one hand in his navy suit pants pocket, the fine cut accentuating the length of his legs as he stood in front of the scp. he nodded his head slowly. "whatever you need, peanut. i want to be the one to give it to you. ive been thinking about you when i shouldnt and-... i've taught you so much, havent i? ive seen what youre capable of. we can start over. you and me. barak trollbama and peanut. i-... i want you to be my vp, peanut. my vice peanut." trollbama lead his hand over peanut's bulbous body, upwards to hold a gentle touch and glide his thumb slowly over his cheek-like-area. he traced further inwards to the place where he'd longed to place his lips for so long, dragging a smooth line over the slit running vertically over peanuts visage. trollbama pulled his hand back slowly, bringing his thumb to his lips to suck at the taste. peanut didnt move. now he was the one who was frozen. (tags: Barak Trollbama/Peanut, troll/monster, forbidden romance, toxic dependency, miscommunication, yearning, #nsfw, vague quad, multichapter, presidential mention, archive rating: M)
He's part of the Cat Meowfia now. Careful there.
I appreciate the dedication, Mr. Strider, but I believe Peanut and I have reached an agreement. You are free to befriend Peanut.
Please remember to tag appropriately.
This pardon also extends to all others who desire to outfreak the Peanut.
I did not want to do this, but unfortunately I am being left with no choice. I must use all means at my disposal, thus I call forth my ultimate weapon. I have been threatened, and my Presidency has been put under attack. Go, my Daves. I am henceforth issuing an emergent Presidential pardon for one hour, this is now a judgement free zone; outfreak him, my Daves. This includes you, @turntechGoghead https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.15.54%E2%80%AFPM.png
I hope this works. It seems I've cracked the code. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.09.06%E2%80%AFPM.png
Some of you need to take your medication more regularly.
i need more angry southern women singing
https://64.media.tumblr.com/3beae216b7fadeb1ff5b02ddba619e79/0611f5d86a0b7880-20/s1280x1920/eec3d5a1648c6c92e00e6884c0e11d3e1d6bd9af.jpg Whoever sent me this shit, count Your days
https://i.postimg.cc/yxpR7ZD5/IMG-0110.jpg
Nah fr though it’s cooking. Don’t underestimate the power of EDM.
omg @rosy @rose @rosarosarosa am i #kultt now??? https://technoshock.net/data/files/random-images/kultt.png
damn this is brutal
hOOonk hOOOnk hOOOnk HOoonk hoOOnk hoOnk hOoOOnk hOnk hOOOnk HOoonk hoonk honk
real shit brother, real shit.
damn, lucky.
ill consider makin a cake for ya i like ya chitts
:o0
hEs likE wandEring around my fuckin gatEd nEighborhood hE also hatEs mE
oh look. his all tuckErEd out. from playing mEwgEnics https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-25_201510977.png
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Noises but like random neighs mixed with pots and pans banging.
gotta get them mom jeans 2 match these mom genes iykyk
i need song recommendatons babes
If no ones got me, I know Karkat's got me.
Brb, abt to get some sick troll nook in a sec. ✌️ #nsfw
current mood: rich as fuck
also kind of obsessed with the number of changes this website has undergone while i slept
r3m3mb3r 3<3ryon3 its party night tonight! 3 grubland dri<3 in murd3rshor3, dont miss out or 3ls3 ur gonna b3 th3 only p3rson not th3333r3333 lmaoooo fr tho com3 by and b3 fr3aky, l3t your hair down, g3t a drink, stab som3on3!
DELICIOUS ARTWORK.
yaaaay dave art!! <3
ope, i gotta get started on a few errands around the house so i'll see everyone later! don't be a stranger though! i love getting messages from everyone :b
Woah congrats.
nice job dude!!!
You know what up. Thanks for having my back. We should share SBaHJ with the world here. Show them your comics and Ill show them my movies.
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Girls love SBaHJ. Isnt that right Daves and alternate mes.
~ Decided to check what all the fusS waS about. Still not So Sure about my trolltag but I'll See how it'll go. I'll be rather Sparse here though I think... Having a good bunch of Stuff to do irl.
Buzy beeez are baking! Are there any dizhez you'd like to zee? Bzz bzz!
I HAVE GOOD TASTE.
I WOULD ALSO LIKE SOME CERULEAN BITCHES.
mood? based?
bromeo and broliet the greatest bromance youve ever known
V^ 0h- did they add m0re t0 the site? ^V
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Dangerous. Cerulean girls are dangerous. That's the word. ]
protip: just a sprinkle or two of coke on a dozen powdered donuts nobody will ever know #substances
Good morning Chittr. I'm enjoying this chamaleonic facet that we have, seamlessly going from regular posting, to animal facts, to music, to politics, to degeneracy, and now whimsy and mirth from the posse of face-painted entertainers who may or may not be clinically and/or legally insane.
GONNA BE A BONAFIDE FULL TROLL BREAKFAST. my tummy is a-rumblin.
$HITTTT PERCHANCE. I LIVE IN THE NOOKFUCK OF NOWHERE, IT'$ $O HARD GETTING ANY GOOD $HIT.
OKAY REAL $HIT ACTUALLY. HMU NEXT TIME YOU GOT $OME?
back from the meeting. BUNCH OF BULLSHIT, im hungry.
got a second picture for you guys! this is uh. after my phone was on timed photo and the flashlight ran out of battery. so i was looking all grumpy because finding batterys for it is a pain in the ass https://i.imgur.com/PMphZub.png
it helps when youre trying to run away from big faceless monsters! its also pretty heavy so i can smack some people around if ive gotta, which is almost never. also thanks!
I GET $O TROLL GAY OFF THAT TEQUILA
It Is sO rEwArdIng tO dO rEAdIngs fOr thE dEAd! thE cArds sEEm fAr mOrE rEActIvE tO thEm thAn thE lIvIng. I wAs jUst thInkIng, sOmE Of yOU mUst bE dEAd AlrEAdy In my tImE, pErhAps If I dO A rEAdIng fOr yOU, It wIll bE strOngEr? wOUld Any Of thE dEcEAsEd lIkE tO try?
alright, im NOT going to post my "globes" or whatever but ill post a picture of me being cute with my old strife specibus. check it out! https://i.imgur.com/248cYLb.jpeg
Never hurts to+ start the day o+r night with so+mething light! I'm sure yo+u o+f all peo+ple need all the fuel yo+u can get fo+r yo+ur impressive endeavo+rs.
NOTH1N MUCH JUST 34T1NG BR34KF4ST SUP W1TH YOU?
While anyone else may find themselves to be disappointed at the lack of self preservation you all seem to display, I pride myself in being able to acknowledge the mere act of “behaving” is a difficult task for you all. I am frankly surprised you all managed not to cause any major disruptions before the whole “car bombing” incidents and am proud of you.
GOOD MORN1NG CH1TTR!!!!
damn my worst nightmare a strider with standards dont worry ill seduce you yet
Likewise.
Just to be clear I totally have a license lol! ...In a way...
While I am flattered, I do regret to inform you I am a married man.
my jealousy knows no bounds
I apologize for not replying. I had nothing appropriate to say.
*dabs tear away with hankerchief* You always know what to say...
> (( dude 1t l00ks fuck1ng S1CK shush ))
Thank you kindly! Honestly i didnt think i would either! Still deciding whether or not im proud of myself or whether ill be roiling in mortification for the whole rest of the night...
:33 < eating TWO ch33se sticks right meow
F-forgive me! @turntechGoghead just made such a strong argument to do so... ...but shape up i shall!! *salutes!*
bragging rights for one and whats more important than that against a goddamned lalonde
2inc3 w3r3 2harin tit2 h3r32 min3 again http2://f2.toyhou.23/fil3/f2-toyhou-23/imag32/117253948_VhuozUPt4lw3tRz.jpg 3dit: #n2fw #oop2
Egad its gotten quite salacious in the last handful of minutes... *fans self*
y0u all are insane f0r p0sting y0ur tits t0 chittr by the way. i'm a big fan.
chittr m0re like tittr am i right.
I HEARD FROM SOME FINE MOTHERFUCKERS THAT WE ARE POSTING SPHERES, AND I WILL GIVE THE CROWD WHAT THEY WANT. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c694148e6686.jpg
I could be. Nothing wrong with a little pitch fling.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SOMEONE TOLD ME WE POSTING SPHERE FLEXES NOW? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a534debb7c1b.png
glad i joined this place just in time for everyone to start posting titties #nsfw #godisgood #godiskind
=[]< ohhh yeah i haven't shared this here!! X> me and my bong #MyBong <3 ((ooc: art by inkynewt on artfight!)) https://f2.toyhou.se/file/f2-toyhou-se/images/68383324_PXm3izdhtDScq8L.png #drugs #substances
like THIS post and i will write a #Blinditem about u #manifacturingdrama #publicscrutiny #paparazzi
shout out to the marvelous ms rose lalonde for taking this bangin pic of me it aint easy lookin this breezy @tentacletherapist#2339 https://i.ibb.co/sd7b2dtf/untitled-artwork.jpg
Speeding is now legal as long as you can pinky promise you were in a hurry.
purrbea2t on my lap. NEVER kiill your2elf.
:33< i mean it :33< k33p being mew and one more thing? :33< GET MEOW THAT HAMPURRGER!!!
:33< dave did i efurry tell mew how much i like this exact fursion of mew im talking to right nyow?
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_photoshoot.png some cute isowated shots of twagan fwom a coupwe diffewent photoshoots !!! twagan thinks its fun to dwess up in stuff they wouwdnt nowmawwy weaw ....... and it hewps that twagan wooks weawwy weawwy good in aww sowts of cute cwothes !!!!!! X333
[ ❁ https://f♪le.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/☂ul♪et2.png https://f♪le.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/☂ul♪et3.png ❁ ]
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/d3/45/f8d34594c80ccbbb22b638c6d65582f5.gif Goodnight, Chittr.
Okay, Chittrspace. What's your "comfy" game of choice? It doesn't have to be a comfy game in the general sense, it has to be comfy for you. I find myself gravitating towards The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. It has a certain appeal in the way it deals with death, dying, grieving.
'Sup.
Dagnabbit!!! I cant get this goddamn hornswoggled friggin profile pic to crop right!!!!!
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It's still good to meet you! Terezi glubbed SO MUC)( about you. 38D!!!!
:33< cats cats we are the cats :33< celibrate another birthday bash :33< MICHEL :33< its mewre birthday today :33< cake and ice cream are on its way and :33< MICHEL :33< has b33n such a good boy this year :33< open up the gifts while we all ch33r
OMC!!! )(i everyone! I didn't t)(ink I'd ever mako it )(ere. But )(ere I am! 38D )(ow's everyone doing?
G3tting fuck3d up drunk, jamming to Turn2til3 and watching Chittr burn. What a night
﹌ Is there anyone who woulϡ like to take the human parental role of my mother/father to walk me ϡown the aisle for my human weϡϡing? ﹌
it's been an "honor", my chittrs in arms. i'll come up with something funnier to say come morning, given that the platform survives the night.
:33< going clubbing tonight with my besti333333 :33< wish meow luck and catch meow at pounce 33
Don’t worry. I am certified in CPR.
Are we posting what we're listening to? Because I'm listening to BTS (Bugs That Sing)
you cant ju2t 2tiick your hand2 iin there, dunka22!! you have two put them two 2leep fiir2t!! next tiime you have two read them a coontiime 2tory and giive them a tender kii22 on the head. now go and thiink about what youve done.
#nsfw jerkin this site off thte way im refreshin the page 4 no reason
Doing drugs is actually fine as long as you’re cool about it.
> watch1ng every0ne h0p1ng ch1ttr gets better then s1multane0usly c0ntr1but1ng t0 the t00 many requests err0r 1s really fuck1ng funny 1'm n0t g0nna l1e
chittring babe im not making that many requests i need you to work with me a little ok
Hold on, everyone. I have my Bratz USB Flashdrive. That should do the trick.
Had to walk outside barefoot to find this DoorDash but we prevail.
Soooo what is everyone listening to? I'd love to get some more mvsic recommendations ~ ~ ~ ~ 🌹
Y'all are too judgy, smh.
https://i.imgur.com/X7Hv1Dt.png @turntechGoghead
Yeah, okay. What kind of traits do you want it to have?
Check it. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/543207611353268242/1486136581415899248/VRChat_2026-03-24_18-55-27.130_1080x1920.png?ex=69c4680c&is=69c3168c&hm=bfe355b014babd1b00fa0b8ed3e16b950bc3df39cdfe7dcd00d6fce454a4028a&
If You He@r A M@n Th@7 Sounds Like Me Sm@ck Him
https://i.imgur.com/Z1crfqo.png This is my OC, do not steal.
i got peeps that " " suppawsedly " " hate my guts goin trhu my old posts n likin en like i cant see it lmfao
I hope she makes it out, though. Seems like a nice enough dame.
=^.-.^= The beginnin' of my evil engagement plan....A CHOOSE YOUR ADVENTURE GAME!!! So heres out its gonna work!! Each engagement icon's gonna act like a vote! So lets get this started!! https://i.imgur.com/4BVjAbA.jpeg =^.-.^=
Found this cute cat lusus. He said his name is Thackery binx https://file.garden/acG3rgA0vHdP6CnE/Snapchat-1854929724.jpg
Hello chIItter! I am lookIIng forward two havIIng a good tIIme and potentIIally an2werIIng any que2tIIon2 about the marvelou2 IInfra2tructure that 2u2taIIn2 our beautIIful 2ocIIety! Or at lea2t my 2ocIIety, I'm 2tIIll fIIgurIIng thII2 all out.
know the signs of a haunting before you get your bug ass jumped. for further questions or inquiries, reply with your {uriosities and i might answer. for questions on *types* of ghosts (yes there's different kinds), i'll explain those in a future post. https://i.imgur.{om/mihq0ju.png
#flashing https://media.tenor.com/mIS3s5GRlkQAAAAM/pain-screaming.gif
It doesn't seem to RIP but you can just Scroll through the Following Tab to only see Post from those you Follow : D.
🔴 Markiplier Is Live: Tuesday
PLEASE DON'T SOLICIT FLUSH BONDS IN PUBLIC. I DON'T NEED THE OTHER DAVES GETTING JEALOUS
THANKS, OTHERDAVE. IF I CAN'T COUNT ON ONE OF YOU, I CAN ALWAYS COUNT ON ANOTHER.
Aw darn!! I lik£, totally forgiv£ you though <3 Thanks for lik£, trying :P!!
JUST GET TWO OF EVERYTHING YOU BUY AND GIVE THE EXTRAS TO ME. THANKS.
Happy Clown lent to those who celebrate it! Never been my bag, Baby. But I love to support people from all walks of life, YEAH BABY!
i don’t know what a lot of these words mean in the context you’re using them but i recommend maybe hanging out with friends and relaxing.
You’re mad for assuming I understand this nonsense more than my younger and more “with it” counterparts. But I believe this paragraph is a convoluted way of saying he’s gay.
Thank you David Ztrifler!
Naaaaaaaah, I don't think I will, sausageSucker
Thaṅk yȯu! Mmmwėll it isṅ't much but it gėts thė jȯb dȯṅė aṅd- rėmiṅds mė whėṅ I gėt tȯ takė luṅch! x3c
does anyone know how to wake up a fanfic writer / time sensitive
Eek! Everyone lookie here! It'z my very own Anissy badge!
Batkind.
i hit pe0ple with my cane if they get 0n my nerves en0ugh.
At all times I carry on my person a replica of the famed tachi nihonto Kogarasu Maru. It is notable for the double-edge end of the blade. A beautiful work of craftsmanship. ..Or. In simple terms. Swordkind.
Pȯckėtwatchkiṅd!
> s0 what's y'all's str1fe spec1b1
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^^i asked the same thing recentlY and got some cool ansWers! Whip for me~^^
Rifle, blade, pistol, and firekind. It pays to be prepared for many situations. Ego sum ira Domini.
Whipkind :P
riflekind!
CHECK OUT BABYMETAL.
Wazzauuuuuyp
sickkkkk were all matchin now
He’s almost a perfect manifestation of what’s amiss with the world today. It’s almost poetic.
[makes me sick]
life was way simpler when all that mattered was what color marbles you had because you could mog the other kids who had shittier marbles
I see it. Its mads adorbs Dave 10/10 best pretend and meaningless checkmark on this website right after mine.
Okay bad news. The checkmark system isnt randomized but good news look at my ultimately meaningless status symbol. Isnt she cute.
> my gra1n #m1gra1ne
because the take is right.
High blood pressure is no joke. They have to do one hour of work a week for 10000 caegars.
okay actually genuinely what the fuck is the kult score
my kult 2core ii2 69 2how2 over iim done po2tiing.
hi everyone! i found out about this site through some mutual friends so i thought i would create an account! i thought it would be more interesting have my account centered around reviewing whatever vhs tapes i can find in my house. there's a lot to go through, so buckle in and enjoy the ride!
real ones listen to ado.
fortune cookies are the best source of inspiration though so
i'd need 2 convene w/ the roxy hivemind (roxmind) but 4 now temporary answer has gotta b skittles
@rolals across every space, time n timelines we should do a sentai thing where we unite into 1 megaroxy thatd b cool
> fun l1ngu1st1cs t1db1t: "yatsha" as a w0rd means "1 kn0w" 0r "1 understand" 0r expresses the speaker's pr0cess1ng 0f s0meth1ng. 1t stemmed fr0m "yat sha" ("1 kn0w") be1ng tw0 w0rds 1n1t1ally but be1ng used t0gether s0 frequently that 1t eventually turned 1nt0 0ne. add1ng a "xö" negates 1t, mak1ng "yatsh0xö" mean "1 d0n't kn0w" 0r "1 d0n't understand" #chr0masaltern1an
httpz://i.imgur.com/UHe0XAw.jpeg The gang'z all here! (Right to left: Finley Douzen, Horace Douzen [@beearizhBaker], Hector Douzen [@alpineAmbrozia], and Aurele Hemali [@avidApiarizt]) ||Art creditz: arterozze||
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sigmund_Freud%27s_views_on_homosexuality
((Fr? Omg. Im glad though! :D)
((Aaayyyy im at work just shit posting its funny as fuck
[[yea ive never had the pleasure of doing shit like this cus i was just on parp but this has been so incredibly entertaining
((Losing my fucking shit oh my GOD i missed this form of RP so much. This is so much better than the twitter days though))
The American dream is alive in one more individual! A great day indeed.
nothing just annoying and tasteless and speaks as if what he says is fact also hes bald did i already say that
:33 < drew another picture of mewself! do you like it? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1486057331044384882/kittynep.png?ex=69c41e3d&is=69c2ccbd&hm=cd05c4f6715338e01a56d281110b42565b1b5136baada8f5bb6b2ef6c749ab8b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless
You cannot outrun me, I was here the entire time.
I am also glad you're enjoying yourself, Dave.
naknaknaknaknak
I am glad you are enjoying yourself, Mister Strider.
Now Playing: WHEN I SAY GO · caseJackal · hi i'm Case https://youtu.be/nG5hMvi6qvU?si=0EtQQzADcMkVqIJq
24 hours (give or take) and this place is still /not/ a hellscape. Congratulations everybody. Break out the streamers and other party favors.
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My fellow Alternian, I would like to take this time to publicly state I did not know this and I’m so fucking scared right now.
whIlE I hAvE thE dEck OUt I wIll bE dOIng tArOt rEAdIngs fOr AnyOnE whO wIshEs! dm mE If yOU wAnt tO dO sO In dEtAIl, I cAn Only bE sO prEcIsE In pUblIc.
Contrary to popular belief, drunk driving is not illegal. It’s the drunk crashing that gets dicey.
BUT CONS1D3R. 1 C4N PL4Y G4M3S NOW.
I am learning about Yaoi, so you could say my day has begun excellent.
:33< thank mew dave :33< sometimes mew just gotta spice it up mew know?
nesben is the entire dsm 5
god has let me live another day and i'm about to make it everybody's promblem
> gaym1ng
nesben is gnawing on a bone
^^oh, fun!^^ ^^Well, am i an option? can You draW me?^^ ^^i neVer thought i'd be getting gift art from an alien.^^
> n1ght str1der
I’ll do my darnedest.
Congratulations, @alopecoidTenacity. And thank you, Mister Strider, for hosting such a fun and interactive way to attract community engagement.
My matezprit zaid I zhould pozt thiz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485838980762042529/Anizzy_H_Photo.png?ex=69c352e2&is=69c20162&hm=9ca4dd2f102b20e4319333fde3462fba2fcd8035530c400f15257cbd78d8b6e2&
Death Stranding 2: On the Beach comes to Steam and Epic Game Store four days ago.
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485829584086892574/AnizzyDance.gif?ex=69c34a22&is=69c1f8a2&hm=c4ae5605722e6fd14acc72dfd7295e49c95f43388ca338c9ae29f068433ebd44&
https://i.imgur.com/aM0B0YH.jpeg
:33 < a little self portrait of meowself! https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/719749785061425157/1485828508335738900/used_to_be_one_of_the_rotten_ones.png?ex=69c34921&is=69c1f7a1&hm=fbc5d644142411344d09d9e832874e312a1991a83db7130e6602a483de64c73b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=710&height=824
https://i.imgur.com/TICfZoD.png #nsfw
Me and the bro had a brainstorming sesh for promotional material! Tune in and turn up because this stage is about to get HEATED. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4aa9db29ba3d.jpg
FUCK MAN, MAYBE I DON'T WANT TO KILL ANYMORE...MAYBE I JUST WANT TO JEFF..
> c0uld always try 1t aga1n
We’re going to dine and dash. You’re all my accomplices now.
Incredible. You will truly never surpass this point. You will constantly be searching for the emotions you are experiencing in this moment for the rest of your life and you will never quite manage to return to how you feel. It truly is all downhill from here.
I’m tired of being hungry. It’s time.
May my follow serve as a mere stepping stool onto greater success, Mister Strider. I look forward to seeing more of your posts.
The POTUS has blocked me and is spreading slander by assuming my political affiliation. As the ex-husband of an immigrant and the father of a POC LGBTQUIA+ daughter, I am NOT under the MAGA cult. I serve one man. His name is JESUS.
"say shit, and then other people say shit, and then we say nothing at all" let me make an attempt. . .. ...somehow, i don't think this is very media or social.
Thank you zo much, David Ztrider!
I've killed the IRS department head and reappropriated the funds towards orphanages I may or may not have had a part in filling. Thank you for your confidence, my fellow Alternians.
Thiz is juzt a tezt! How do I look? I wore my greyezt drezz! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1258986857841295362/1485815219987943514/AnizzyDefinitive.png?ex=69c33cc1&is=69c1eb41&hm=22aa6102f2ec790fa7bd0b6d17d53d7454a2586cf018668a9d7ce18de3fd20dc&
> great j0b man
Im lik£, so totally proud of you random human!
Just got out of the theaters for a special screening of "Wherein a young man turns to the adult film industry to find acceptance and a surrogate family structure; He becomes incredibly successful at the endevour; At the turn of the decade the technological and cultural shifts as well as cocaine use and financial pressure destabilize interpersonal relationships; One character tries multiple times to open a hi-fi stereo company; After attempting to rob another man and in an high octane and high stress scenario the main characters all reconcile ." A fantastic film and a classic for a reason- this film it one of Troll Paul Thomas Anderson's greatest achievements on the silver screen. The themes of legacy, fame, ego, the rise-and-fall cycle, the dark side of the American dream. It's a movie not just about adult entertainment- but about Hollywood itself. About how celebrity could break or transform you. Not to mention it's ensemble cast of characters, including the greatest actor of this or any generation; Troll Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A fantastic film, and I encourage you to go out of your way to watch it.
https://file.garden/acHa-QA0vHdP6DSD/petroaplants.jpg yknow dEspitE what you may think im not a cOmpletE AssholE. im rEAl EnvironmentAlly frIEndly. i tAkE cArE of plants with my buddy gAterA all the tImE. they lOvE me.
Holy shit embed images exist now. Let this Heir of Space aura farm rq https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/673577344601948172/1485810402569748680/sami.png?ex=69c33844&is=69c1e6c4&hm=c23281ac22c7c544b3428d4e1950c20c3fc7b542a3c5ce23573f27178fd9ca79&
ARRIAR — "Might as well post some images of myself. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriar.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/ARRIARWHAT.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/arriarlark.png"
I suppose I shall also post some pictures. It seems only fitting. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce013f3042a2.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3d5015dfca6.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0183803656a2.png
They say I predicted all of this.
Thinking about how my son’s baby shower took place shortly after a meteor shower.
Okay, consider it your. You're also welcome to my place any time, I won't banish you.
If you want my second slot, Dave, I can pencil you in for a syrup pouring waffle bot.
i gotta go do something else im logging off ttyl team
lets see the kult score leaderboards bruh
rare w chit from jack brinner
that isnt bisExual lighting girl yourE bEing pullEd ovEr
i like obscene troll women thats my fucking problem man
I'm down for any time, it's always cool to hang around a Dave, whatever his hue may be.
hold my beer
Do I want to know where you went to school if it wasnt normal people school.
@trollgrock generate me a picture of sootnose song8ird and then audio-descri8e it to me. make her really pretty and muscular.
For this poll to remain unbiased I will not be replying with my opinion but know that your response has been recorded and is appreciated.
Oh shit so you made a internet comic. How cute. Im looking through everything now but at a glance our work does have some crazy similarities. Our characters are the same obviously and a few of our famous jokes. Thats cool. Creepy as fuck but still cool. Do you think our brains crossed the barriers between universes and conversed on this shit. Quick what number am I thinking of.
Whats up Sweet Bromies and Hella Jeffriends. I hope all you assholes are coming out to the premier of me next and newest movie Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Penultimatum Jefftasticalitocious Bromageddon Speakquel or SBaHJtPJBS for short. Coming to a local theater near you this XX/ XX.
Wait So Fucking True Handsome on It Rn
Oh I’ve seen this human movie recently! “She doesn’t even go here!” Yea? ♡☆♡
Ummmm? Only Vithul Maarak, The Next Evolution In Fuchsiablooded Conquerors??? Duhhh??? Come On Handsome You Don't Have To Actually Be Stupid :((
haha this website is weird.
I JSUT WALK IN TO PLAECS AND SAY IM A DELIVARY DRIVER AND HALF THE TIME TEHY JUST LET ME TAKE SUM SHIT
Memes take priority.
If you did, you wouldn’t be thinking of a Dave.
Hello my fellow Americans. Please remember: The power of belief, the power of Hope, that’s what endows that which is intangible, ephemeral, or uncertain with a sense of reality.