#starwatch
:33 < Purreaking mews!! A certain flighty broad troll has b33n spotted confursing in a very flirty tone with his supposed ex matesprit! :33 < Which is especially strange after what was rumeowred to be a messy breakup! Meow wow!! :33 < Ruf- I mean... The alleged flighty individual has recently puroken up with another matespurrit in a long yarn of love and lust! Rumeowr has it he has a hard time staying loyal, and an even harder time staying put after things are said and done! :33 < One can only infur he has no trouble getting it up for all mannfur of trolls! :33 < The lady pictured has a simeowlar s...Read more
ALRIGHT, I'LL KEEP THE GORMLESS SAPPY SHIT BRIEF. #STARWATCH WENT PRETTY WELL, ALL THINGS CONSIDERED. NOT A WHOLE LOT OF LIGHT POLLUTION ON THE DARK SIDE OF THE GREEN MOON, IF YOU CAN TRAVEL ALL THE DAMN WAY. YOU KNOW, LIGHT POLLUTION IS THE ONLY KIND OF TROLL-MADE WASTE THAT GOES AWAY INSTANTLY IF WE ALL STOP DOING IT. IF I COULD TAKE A FUCKING HATCHET TO THE ELECTRICAL GRID OF EVERY GENERATOR ON THE PLANET AT ONCE, THE SKY WOULD LOOK LIKE THIS EVERY NIGHT. BUT HEY. EVEN IF YOU CAN'T SEE IT OVER THE GLOW OF YOUR PALMHUSKS AND ISLABS AND YOUR TERRORVISIONS AND FUCKASS LIGHT-MODE CHITTR, IT'S ALL STILL...Read more
FOR THOSE OF YOU SHITHIVE MANIACS STAYING UP TO TUNE IN FOR #STARWATCH TOLIGHT. DON'T EXPECT ME TO GET ALL SAPPY AND MUSHY AND DISGUSTINGLY SINCERE JUST BECAUSE I'M PARTAKING. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO *AREN'T* TUNING IN FOR #STARWATCH WHILE THE METEOR SHOWER IS AT ITS PEAK, BUT YOU'RE *STILL* AWAKE AT THIS OBSCENE HOUR. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GO TOUCH SOME FUCKING GRASS. WATCH A ROCK HURTLE THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AND BURN UP. DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, FOR FUCKING ONCE. AND KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL LOOKING UP AT THE SAME SKY AND THE SAME STARS. OR WHATEVER.