FOR THOSE OF YOU SHITHIVE MANIACS STAYING UP TO TUNE IN FOR #STARWATCH TOLIGHT. DON'T EXPECT ME TO GET ALL SAPPY AND MUSHY AND DISGUSTINGLY SINCERE JUST BECAUSE I'M PARTAKING. BUT FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO *AREN'T* TUNING IN FOR #STARWATCH WHILE THE METEOR SHOWER IS AT ITS PEAK, BUT YOU'RE *STILL* AWAKE AT THIS OBSCENE HOUR. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING. GO TOUCH SOME FUCKING GRASS. WATCH A ROCK HURTLE THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE AND BURN UP. DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT, FOR FUCKING ONCE. AND KNOW THAT WE'RE ALL LOOKING UP AT THE SAME SKY AND THE SAME STARS. OR WHATEVER.
You ★ren't going to be s★ppy bec★use of the st★r w★tch you're going to be s★ppy bec★use you're K★rk★t.
WILL IT MAKE *YOU* A NASTY, OOZING SAP TOO IF I TELL YOU THAT WHEN I WATCH THE STARS BURN UP, I'LL POINT AND LAUGH AND GO "THAT'S SYLINK. BURNING UP AND EXPLODING. AND DYING BADLY."
(Sure but like they aren't exploding, you know that right, Karkat?)
Well t★ke me out to dinner first ★t le★st?
NO. BUT YOU ARE.
DAMN IT