ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES OF THE FUCKING CARIBBEAN. IT IS MORE THAN THE RICH VEIN OF MEMEABLE CONTENT SO MANY HAVE MADE IT OUT TO BE. MORE THAN HUMAN DISNEYSLOP. MORE THAN THE AGREEABLE, PALATABLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE HIVEHOLD SHIT IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR OTHER PICKS. AND AS IF IT NEEDED ANY MORE ENDORSEMENT, IT'S FAR MORE THAN A FLICK FULL OF HOT PEOPLE IN FLOWY OUTFITS DUELING IT OUT IN SWORD FIGHTS CHOREOGRAPHED BY THE SAME POET OF THE BLADE WHO DID THE FIGHT SCENES IN THE PRINCESS BRIDE — THE LEGENDARY HUMAN BOB ANDERSON. IT IS MORE THAN ALL OF THESE THINGS. PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN IS ONE OF THE MOST EPIC ROMANCES EVER PUT TO THE SCREEN. IT'S ABOUT FREEDOM. FREEDOM TO MAKE YOUR OWN CHOICES. TO CHART YOUR OWN COURSE. TO HEAR SOMEONE TELL YOU TO "KNOW YOUR PLACE" AND GIVE THEM THE FAT, FLAMING MIDDLE PRONGSTUB AND A WELL-DESERVED "UP YOURS, ASSHOLE." ABOUT THE FREEDOM TO BE WHO YOU REALLY ARE, AND TO LOVE WHO YOU LOVE, NO MATTER WHAT THE RULES SAY. HANG THE CODE, AND HANG THE RULES. THEY'RE MORE LIKE GUIDELINES, ANYWAY. THE ONLY RULES THAT REALLY MATTER ARE THESE — WHAT A TROLL CAN DO, AND WHAT A TROLL CAN'T DO. AND WHAT YOU CAN DO IS RSVP RIGHT FUCKING NOW. THIS FILM IS RATED PG-13 (PUNGENT GRUBSAUCE WITH ENOUGH SPICE TO IT TO CULL A 13 SWEEP-OLD). SHOWTIMES ARE AT 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME) EVERY WEDNESDAY AND FRIDAY AT [ https://hyperbeam.com/v/abcc ]. REMEMBER THAT FRIDAYS ARE OPTIONAL SUBSTANCE NIGHTS. GMT (GHASTLY MIST TIME) SHOWTIMES ARE HOSTED BY CO-LEADER AND CINEMA BALL-KNOWER @creaticGoeticist, SO FOLLOW HIM FOR THE GMT SHOWTIME. RSVP BELOW WITH WHAT DAY YOU WANT TO RESERVE A SEAT FOR. GRAB THEM NOW, WHILE YOU CAN. THESE THINGS FILL UP FAST. REMEMBER: ABCC HAS A SUGGESTION BOX. IF YOU HAVE A MOVIE THAT *YOU* WANT TO WATCH THAT DOESN'T SUCK MAJOR SHAME GLOBES AND CAN BE EVEN *TECHNICALLY* CONSTRUED AS A ROMANCE IN LITERALLY ANY WAY, IN ANY CONCEIVABLE QUADRANT, THEN SUBMIT IT HERE [ https://forms.gle/7anjoq22cFsipBMS8 ]. SEE YOU THERE, ASSHOLES. #GETIN.
am i late to reserve a spot? usual wedneaday souds good
fuck you dude yeah put me down for thursday
LOOK AT ME, DAVE. NOW SCROLL BACK UP AND READ THE CHITT. SPECIFICALLY, ABOUT WHICH DAYS I SHOW MOVIES ON. NOW SCROLL BACK DOWN AND LOOK AT THE MIDDLE PRONGSTUB I AM HOLDING DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, BETWEEN YOUR AVIATOR-CLAD GANDERBULBS. YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER. WEDNESDAY OR FRIDAY, SHITWHORE.
did it occur to you that it was on purpose and i absolutely ragebaited you way to get your chain yanked seriously though ill spawn in for friday
I HOPE AN ENTIRE CLUTCH OF DEATHMAGGOTS SPAWNS INSIDE YOUR HUMAN SQUEEDILY SPOOCH. VIOLENTLY. SEE YOU ON FRIDAY.
ALSO. YOU. DIPSHIT. YOU AND YOUR STUPID FUCKASS HOMUNCULUS DIDN'T SPECIFY A DAY. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT GETTING IN IF YOU DON'T READ THE FUCKING CHITT. READ, YOU SHITSTEAMED FUCKWITS. *READ.*
1f theres any room for ton1ght 1 mean that'd be k1nda s1ck
Sure I'll show up today.
I'll be there, if there's another slot!
H3r3 I am R2VPing