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#watchparty

AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, T...Read more

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LAST CALL. LAST FUCKING CALL. I’LL BE STARTING THE STREAM IN FIVE MINUTES, SO HURRY UP. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT NIGHT (OBVIOUSLY OPTIONAL, FUCKING *DUH*).

ATTENTION, ALL OF YOU TWITCHY EYED TROLLS AND HUMANS WHO I HAVE TO BARELY STOP MYSELF FROM PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST TO CALL FRIENDS, TONIGHT’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY GMT/BST EDITION IS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR. SORRY, CAN’T GET INTO IT NOW, BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND. IF YOU WANT IN, COMMENT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE STANDARD PST SHOWING, THAT’LL BE WITH @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST . IT’S BYOB, BY THE WAY. #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BE THERE. OR DON’T.

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Ratio: 3.71

TOLIGHT, AT #ABCC. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE #WATCHPARTY. FIGHT FOR THE LAST SPOT. SHOW ME SOME BLOOD. #GETIN, ASSHOLES. https://hyperbeam.com/i/qdBKVZVz

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Ratio: 4.57

THANKS TO ALL WHO ATTENDED MY VERY FIRST HOSTING OF THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ON THE GMT/BST SIDE, IT WAS FUN. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO SHARE CINEMA PROPERLY WITH OTHERS IN A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME, ASIDE FROM MY REVIEWS. WHICH BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN’T READ MY MOST RECENT ONE, IT’S KIND OF MY BEST YET, SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO FEAST YOUR LOBE STEMS ON IT. ANYWAY. THANKS. IT WAS NICE.

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THIS IS YOUR *FINAL* FUCKING WARNING. I REPEAT, YOUR ***FINAL*** FUCKING WARNING. THE GMT/BST #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING IN FIVE MINUTES. HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE, FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW. COMMENT IF YOU WANT IN. OTHERWISE, I’LL BE POSTING THE LINK TO THE MOVIE ROOM SHORTLY.

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POSTING AGAIN SO I REACH SOME MORE OF YOU. YOU’LL HAVE TWO MORE CHANCES UP UNTIL IT STARTS TO SECURE A SPOT. FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GU...Read more

FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GUY, GO TO HIS POST. OTHERWISE, GET YOUR TICKETS BY RESERVING A SPOT HERE OR IN DMS. IT’S A FUN MOVIE, AND I...Read more

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Kull: +7
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Ratio: 2.43

FOR 7/8 — 7/10'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI. YES, I'M USING ITS RIDICULOUSLY TRUNCATED HUMAN NAME, SINCE MOST OF THE TIME ALL I CAN EVER FIND ARE THE HUMAN VERSIONS OF THESE MOVIES, ANYWAY. AS PER A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A CERTAIN SWORD-SWINGING SAVANT I RESPECT, SOME MOVIES ARE SMART. SOME MOVIES ARE FUN. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE BOTH, BUT THIS ONE IS. FEW CAN DISPUTE THE CULTURAL FUCKING POWERHOUSE THAT IS HUMAN HAYAO MIYAZAKI, AND OF THE INNUMERABLE TITLES LAUNCHED FROM THE MIGHTY MOVIE CANNON POSITIONED AT THE HIGHEST MORTAR TOWER OVER AT STU...Read more

Kult: +72
Kull: +7
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Ratio: 10.29

YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JU...Read more

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Ratio: 4.34

:33< i gave up on my shipping wall sw33ps ago :33< howevefur...

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It might be too early for it, but would anyone wish to watch the horror movie "Hokum" with me in a couple hours? It does showcase alcohol abuse and #cw-self-harm if that's possibly too much for some people, but it's a very good film. #substance #watchparty

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Ratio: 3.00

WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY

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Total: 44
Ratio: 5.29

THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH ...Read more

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Ratio: 6.71

IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more

Kult: +43
Kull: +14
Total: 57
Ratio: 3.07

IF YOU SEE THIS POST MULTIPLE TIMES, NO, IT IS NOT ANOTHER FUCKING TIME RECURSION. BUT I *AM* CHITTING THIS FROM INSIDE OF MAIDJAIL. WHICH I HAVE RE-ENTERED. VOLUNTARILY. BECAUSE I NEED A FUCKING NAP, AND I DON'T WANT ANY FORCE IN THIS OR ANY UNIVERSE TO GET IN THE WAY OF THAT, RIGHT NOW. I AM CALLING THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB TO ACTION. YES. RIGHT AFTER COMING BACK FROM TROLL EDO. I NEED THIS. LET ME HAVE THIS. WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING...Read more

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Kull: +14
Total: 75
Ratio: 4.36

#Hmm #WatchParty #EitherLaterToday #OrTomorrow #Maybe

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thank you so much to everyone who attended #abcc's #yaoinight #watchparty! 0v0 we are all changed and bonded deeply now #getin @carbolicGalvanologist thank you especially for letting me take the wheel tonight! (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, yaoi, mlm, bl, mignon, #nsfw,the spittle, #episode12, humans are shaped like that, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beac763206f6.png

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Ratio: 7.67

#GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY

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repost before we get started! a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room ag...Read more

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a meeting of the adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club (yaoi night co-hosted by yours rankest!) #abcc #watchparty tonight i bring mignon to your screens a story of a human boxer who falls in love with the illegal rings doctor who hides a bloody secret! if you have never watched a bl come to life on your screen this is a great intro into the heavenly world there will be human men making out on your screen there is also violence in hand to hand combat! lots of human blood! we will be skipping the last episode due to hardcore #nsfw explicity unless the entire room agrees in a poll that they would li...Read more

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Kull: +7
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Ratio: 4.57

ANOTHER DUSK, ANOTHER DIGESTION SAC-ACHE. THINKING ABOUT DOING AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TONIGHT. HOW FEASIBLE WOULD IT BE IF IT WAS MORE OF A MID-NIGHT SHOWING AND STARTED AT 2:30 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME).

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Ratio: 4.80

hosting a yaoi #watchparty today! 0u0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mignon, #nsfw, bl, mlm, its about a boxer and his doctor, i am excited, archive rating: M)

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[REPEAT CHITT: 3/3 WARNINGS. THE VIEWING WILL COMMEND FIVE MINUTES AFTER THIS CHITT IS POSTED.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.C...Read more

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[REPEAT CHITT: 2/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more

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[REPEAT CHITT: 1/3 WARNINGS.] THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFOR...Read more

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Ratio: 0.29

THIS IS AN EMERGENCY MEETING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WELL, NOT REALLY. BUT IT *IS* WITH VERY LITTLE WARNING. BECAUSE I DECIDED TO DO THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW. SPUR OF THE MOMENT. CULL ME ABOUT IT, FUCK YOU. TONIGHT, WE WILL BE WATCHING: "I'M HERE," A SHORT FILM BY TROLL SPIKE JONZE. ROBOTS. ROMANCE. CASTEIST ALLEGORY. TROLL ANDREW GARFIELD. THIRTY MINUTES OF HONEST, PUSHER-WRENCHING GOLD THAT WOULD MAKE EVEN A CYBERNETIC HUSK OF METAL BLUSH. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/I/T6ATORKT IN THE INTEREST OF SAVING MY TYPESTUBS SOME EFFORT, I WILL STRAIGHT-UP COPYPASTE T...Read more

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Ratio: 1.00

PICKING UP MY HUSKTOP AFTER TOUCHING SOME REAL, LITERAL, BUG-INFESTED GRASS ALWAYS FEELS LIKE I'M WARPING BACK INTO THE CRATER OF AN APOCALYPTIC METEOR STRIKE. WHICH I'D SAY I'M PRETTY WELL FUCKING VERSED IN, BY NOW. IS THERE STILL ANY INTEREST IN ANOTHER ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, OR IS THERE SOME *OTHER* CATACLYSM HITTING THE SITE AND PUTTING A DAMPER ON THINGS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT. BEFORE I GET OUT MY MEGAPHONE AND START SHOUTING MY BELLOWSACS OUT FROM THE RAMPARTS.

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I'M CONSIDERING. *CONSIDERING.* HOSTING ANOTHER GATHERING OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB THIS COMING MORNING. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ONE FOR THE REAL LIGHT-OWLBEASTS. SOMETIME AFTER 6 OR 7 PM PST (PLACIDIC STANDARD TIME). I'D APOLOGIZE TO ANY TROLL LIVING IN A SLIGHTLY MORE EAST-ORIENTED DIMENSION, BUT I DON'T CARE. FUCK YOU AND THE TIMELINEZONE YOU RODE IN ON. FURTHER DETAILS TO BE STAMPED OUT, PENDING AN INITIAL INTEREST CHECK.

Kult: +36
Kull: +5
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Ratio: 7.20

ATTENTION WORTHLESS CULTURE-STARVED, BULGE-WRINGING, HIVEBOUND DEGENERATES. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, SPEAKING. I AM ISSUING MY INAUGURAL FIRST SALVO. MY FIRST NUCLEAR STRIKE. MY FIRST PREMEDITATED OPENING MOVE ON THE CHESSBOARD OF THE SAD AND MAD MEDIUM OF THE SHARED CINEMATIC LOUNGEPLANK RUMPUS. YES. THIS IS AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR A #WATCHPARTY. FOR THOSE WITH THE GLOBES TO EAT WHATEVER SLOP I FEED THEM WITH THE SOLE MOTE OF FAITH THAT I HAVE GOOD ENOUGH TASTE TO MAKE IT WORTH THEIR WHILE, I INVITE YOU TO JOIN: THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. #ABCC AND JUST TO SPITE @ARSENICCATNAPS, WHO ...Read more

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I AM A SIMPLE TROLL. A SIMPLE, HIGHLY PREDICTABLE TROLL. I SEE A MOVIE NIGHT #WATCHPARTY, I GET CAUGHT LIKE A FLAILING INSECT IN A WEB, SOON TO HAVE ITS VITAL ICHOR DRAINED LIKE A FLESHY CAPRI-SUN. I NEED TO START HOSTING THESE FUCKING THINGS, MYSELF.

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