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LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. REMEMBER THAT TONIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. FUCK YOUR PAN UP RESPONSIBLY, IF YOU'RE JOINING US. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, FECKLESS INGRATES OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB. THIS IS YOUR LEADER SPEAKING. I'M PUTTING IN MY TWO WIPES. AS IN I NEED TWO WIPES OFF WHERE I'M NOT EXPECTED TO DO JACK MAGGOTY SHIT SO I CAN TIDY UP THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL LOGISTICAL MESSES ON MY END HERE. THIS IS, IN FACT, AN OFFICIAL #ABCCLEADERSHIP REQUEST. OH, COME ON. IT'S LITERALLY JUST TWO MORE WIPES OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN. WHAT, LIKE IT'S FUCKING HARD. MAKE A CHITT. COLLECT RSVPS. 7 PM PST. RAMBLE A LITTLE TO ANNOY CASPER. PIRATES FOUR AND FIVE. PLAY SOME DUMBFUCK GAMES AFTER, BECAUSE NOBODY GIVES A SHIT ABO...Read more
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. IF YOU'VE ALREADY RSVP'ED, JUMP IN VIA THE LINK ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF YOU HAVEN'T, FEEL FREE TO FILL IN THE EXTRA SEATS IF WE HAVE ANY. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
DON'T ANY OF YOU SAY A WORD ABOUT THE FUCKAWFUL TIMING OF THIS CHITT. THERE ARE TIME DILATION DEAD ZONES HERE ON THE MOON LIKE YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE. BE GRATEFUL THAT YOU'RE GETTING ONE OF THESE AT ALL. AHEM. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #abcc #WATCHPARTY (TO THE SURPRISE OF ABSOLUTELY NO ONE) WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END (2007). IT'S STILL PIRATE PERIGEE, MOTHERFUCKERS. IT'S STILL GOING. REALLY, WHAT THE FUCK NEEDS TO BE SAID. IT'S THE TRUE CULMINATION OF THE...Read more
ATTENTION WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. I HAVE FINALLY DECIDED TO PULL THE TRIGGER ON MY SANITY, AND SO I PRESENT TO YOU: THE ABCC FILM ANALYSIS CLUB. AN OFFSHOOT FROM OUR MOVIE NIGHTS AND #WATCHPARTY, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A FORUM TO YAP ABOUT YOUR BULLSHIT FILM BRO TAKES. I REALIZE THIS IS A BIG TRUST EXERCISE FOR BOTH ME AND @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST , SO DON’T FUCKING FUCK THIS UP AND RUIN IT FOR YOURSELVES. BE RESPECTFUL, GOD DAMMIT. I DON’T WANT TO READ ABOUT ANY OF YOU SCREWING UP A CHANCE TO BE POLITE MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHARE THE WORLD OF CINEMA WITH YOUR FELLOW TROLL AND/OR MAN. ANYW...Read more
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
I KNOW. IT'S LAST-MINUTE. FUCK OFF IF YOU'RE MAD ABOUT IT. I'VE HAD A HELL OF A WIPE. ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE (BY LOUD AS FUCK POPULAR DEMAND): PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: DEAD MAN'S CHEST (2006). I KNOW WHAT SOME OF YOU ARE THINKING. "IS ABCC JUST GOING TO BE ALL PIRATES, NOW. HAVE YOU FULLY SOLD OUT, KARKAT. IS TROLL BOB IGER BEHIND A CURTAIN SOMEWHERE, SLIPPING YOU A BOONBUCK TO JUST PLAY EVERY SINGLE MOVIE FROM THIS FUCKASS FRANCHISE." MY ANSWER IS ...Read more
8=l < What if I c001d shoot tiny versions of myself from my hoof #watchparty #centaurworld
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A PLACE TO RUN AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, THIS WIPE. I'D ASK IF ANYONE WANTS TO CARRY THE TORCH AND RUN IT ALL THE WAY OVER TO OUR LOCAL THEATER'S DIGITAL FIREPIT FOR ME, BUT. WELL. FUCK IT. I'LL GIVE IT SOME TIME. MAYBE I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT. BLUH.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
TWENTY MINUTES UNTIL SHOWTIME. #ABCCGMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE SHOWING PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. OH YEAH, BABY. BELIEVE IT. THE LINK IS LIVE NOW. #GETIN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
FUCK ME, IT’S FIENDSDAY ALREADY. CAUGHT ME BY SURPRISE, I WON’T EVEN PRETEND LIKE I WAS SUPER PREPARED FOR THIS ONE. THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT IS HOSTING A #WATCHPARTY OF PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL. IT’S ANGSTY. IT’S ADVENTURE-PACKED. AND MOST IMPORTANTLY, IT’S AN UNRIVALED ROMANTIC CLASSIC, ARGUE WITH THE WALL. IF YOU CAN MAKE IT, I’M HOSTING STARTING AROUND 21:00 GMT/BST. THAT IS 9 PM FOR YOU IDIOTS WHO CAN’T USE A 26 HOUR CLOCK. #GETIN, ASSHOLES.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. WE'VE GOT AT LEAST TWO OR THREE OPEN SPOTS LEFT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL (2003). LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES OF THE FUCKING CARIBBEAN. IT IS MORE THAN THE RICH VEIN OF MEMEABLE CONTENT SO MANY HAVE MADE IT OUT TO BE. MORE THAN HUMAN DISNEYSLOP. MORE THAN THE AGREEABLE, PALATABLE, FUN FOR THE WHOLE HIVEHOLD SHIT IT MIGHT SOUND LIKE COMPARED TO SOME OF OUR OTHER PICKS. AND AS IF IT NEEDED ANY MORE ENDORSEMENT, IT'S FAR MORE THAN A FLICK F...Read more
LAST CALL FOR THE LAST LIGHT OF SINGIN' IN THE RAIN (1952), EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
GOOD AFTERNOON BULGEMUNCHERS ANONYMOUS, AKA CHITTR DOT ING USERS OF OLD AND NEW. YOU NOTICE THAT SHINY NEW BADGE OF MINE? MAYBE THE NEW PROFILE PIC? WELL, THIS CAN ONLY MEAN ONE THING. TONIGHT, THE #ABCC #ABCCGMT #GMTABCC WILL BE WATCHING “SINGIN’ IN THE RAIN”. HELL FUCKING YES. THAT GMT #WATCHPARTY WILL BE HAPPENING TONIGHT AT AROUND 9, KEEP AN EYE OUT ON THE HASHTAGS SO YOU SEE WHEN MY LINK POPS UP. WE’RE SO BACK, BABY. #GETIN.
LAST CALL, EVERYONE. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT. 7 PM PST, AS ALWAYS. JUMP IN ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT IF YOU HAVEN'T YET. IF WE START TO EXCEED CAPACITY, STAY IN THE CHAT WHILE WE OPEN ANOTHER ROOM. AND I SWEAR ON THE MOTHERGRUB'S FAT FUCKING DERRIERE, IF ANYONE STARTS GETTING ALL NOBLE AND THREATENING TO FALL ON THEIR OWN SICKLE TO GIVE SOMEONE A SPOT, I'LL SCREAM YOUR ASS OUT OF EXISTENCE. LET US HANDLE IT. SEE YOU THERE. #GETIN.
THIS IS AN #ABCC #WATCHPARTY REMINDER FROM THE LEADER OF YOUR LOCAL INDEPENDENT THEATER, KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU WANT TO RSVP FOR THIS WIPE'S MOVIE, DO SO ON THE ORIGINAL CHITT, LINKED BELOW. #GETIN. BUT OF COURSE, I CAN'T BLAST A REMINDER WITHOUT A SHOUTOUT. CHECK THE FUCKING BADGE. I THINK IT'S @imJunior'S BEST WORK, YET. #HELLFUCKINGYES. WE DID IT, CHITTR. WE FUCKING BUILT SOMETHING. NOW #GETIN HERE AND BUILD IT HIGHER. THAT'S ALL FOR NOW. AS YOU WERE, YOU FUCKS.
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CINEMANIACS. THIS IS KARKAT VANTAS, LEADER OF THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, HERE TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS WIPE'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY WILL BE: SINGING IN THE RAIN (1952). YES, I'M AWARE THAT THIS ONE IS FAR, FAR MORE DATED THAN ANYTHING WE'VE SHOWN THUS FAR. THE IPAD WIGGLERS AMONG YOU MAY THRASH AND WRITHE IN UNDERSTIMULATION. BUT NOT ONLY IS THIS FILM ONE OF THE MOST HIGHLY ACCLAIMED MOVIES, MUSICAL FILMS, AND BONA-FIDE ROMANCES IN CINEMA HISTORY — IT'S ALSO AN AUDIENCE REQUEST FROM A SUSPICIOUSLY WEALTHY PATRON WHOSE NAME RHYMES WITH CACAO. AND HERE AT ABCC, WE RESPECT T...Read more
ATTENTION, ABCC CLUB-GOERS. THIS IS A REMINDER THAT TOLIGHT'S FEATURE FILM IS: THE PRINCESS BRIDE. COME SEE THE CLASSIC ROMANCE OF TIMELESS, UNIMPEACHABLE ARDOR THAT SPAWNED FORTH A FUCKBILLION STUPID MEMES. YOU WILL LAUGH. YOU WILL CRY. YOUR PUSHER WILL PALPITATE UNCOMFORTABLY AND YOU WILL BEG FOR MORE. AND WHEN YOU DO, THIS UNFORGETTABLE CLASSIC WILL LOOK YOU IN THE GANDERBULBS AND SAY, "AS YOU WISH." AS A REMINDER, TOLIGHT IS OPTIONAL #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. IF YOU WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, SHOW UP TO A WEDNESDAY, NEXT TIME. DON'T WORRY, I GET THE FEELING WE'LL BRING THIS ONE BACK BY POPULAR REQUE...Read more
HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT GO GO GO. THE ROOM, NOW FOR #GMTABCC. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
IN CASE YOU SOMEHOW DIDN’T HEAR ME BEFORE: TONIGHT, THE #GMTABCC (BECAUSE YEAH, THAT’S A NEW TAG FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERSHIP) IS HOSTING “THE ROOM”. YES, THAT ONE. YOU CAN SAY OH HI KARK TONIGHT AT 9 PM GMT/BST. *THIS IS THE LAST TIME THIS WILL BE SHOWN.* LATER, @ARSENICCATNAPS WILL BE TAKING OVER FOR THE PST VIEWING, AND IT’LL BE ARISTOCATS. THEY FINALLY GOT THEIR WAY, FOLKS. SO IF YOU WANT TO WATCH THE ROOM, SHOW UP TO THIS ONE, IF NOT, YOUR LOSS. I’LL POST THE LINK RIGHT AT 9. WHICH IS IN 10 MINUTES, BY THE WAY. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY
HEAR YE, HEAR FUCKING YE. FIRST OFF, LET’S ADDRESS THE TRUNKBEAST IN THE ROOM, WHICH IS THAT MY TROLLTAG HAS CHANGED. GONE ARE THE DAYS OF BEING KNOWN SIMPLY AS CARCINOGENETICIST NUMBER 2443, NOW AND FOREVERMORE IT WILL BE CREATICGOETICIST, #GETWITHIT. SAME GUY WHO HOSTS THE GMT #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, SAME MOVIE REVIEWS. SAME GUY WITH SPINAL COLUMN PROBLEMS FROM SITTING ON CHITTR TOO LONG. OKAY? OKAY. TONIGHT, THE #GMTABCC (BECAUSE YEAH, THAT’S A NEW TAG FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERSHIP) IS HOSTING “THE ROOM”. YES, THAT ONE. YOU CAN SAY OH HI KARK TONIGHT AT 9 PM GMT/BST. *THIS IS THE LAST TIME THI...Read more
:33< *ac scampers in and throws colorful confetti everywhere* :33< hello everybody, im hosting this furidays #substancenight #abcc #watchparty while @carbolicGalvanologist is currently not available fur reasons beyond my understanding!!! :33< that said this mewvie light is going to be something simple and sw33t-- *ac does a dramatic drumroll* :33< -suggested by another user, we are going to watch the aristocats :33< which will be a much n33ded reprieve for users who watched the room earlier this w33k! beclaws i fur one can not go through that again ://< ever. :33< but enough preamble...Read more
I FUCKING LOVE SYLINK'S QUIRK.
#ABCC #WATCHPARTY #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. GET IN. REST OF THE INFO'S HERE. NOT REPEATING MYSELF AGAIN. JUST FUCKING READ. [ https://hyperbeam.com/i/cZxBRjnH ]
LAST WARNING. I AM RINGING THE DINNER BELL. LAST CALL FOR THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY GMT SHOWING. HERE’S THE LINK, GET THE FUCK IN. HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT
AN HOUR AND A HALF TO GO UNTIL THE GMT/BST ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB PRESENTS: "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". BOOM. YEAH, THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING. IN 90 MINUTES. KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR THE FIVE MINUTE WARNING POST. BE THERE OR FACE MY WRATH. #GETIN .
HERE WE ARE AGAIN. AS THE BELEAGUERED AND LONG SUFFERING CO-LEADER, ALBEIT *STILL* CO-LEADER OF OUR PARTY, I MOTION FOR YET ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, GHASTLY MIST EDITION AT 9 PM GMT/BST. A LITTLE LATER THAN USUAL BUT A GUY GETS FUCKING BUSY ON A FRIDAY. AND YOU SAY, “KARKAT, THAT IS A GREAT IDEA, I SECOND YOUR MOTION!” AND THEN I WILL SAY, “THE MOTION PASSES WITH AN OVERWHELMING MAJORITY OF VOTES AMONG PEOPLE IN THE IMMEDIATE VICINITY”. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS". I HAVEN’T SEEN THIS ONE, ADMITTEDLY, BUT @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST SAYS IT IS, AND THIS IS A DIRECT ...Read more
ATTENTION, WORTHLESS CHITTRLINGS. THIS IS YOUR RESIDENT CINEMA SNOB, SPEAKING. IT IS THAT TIME, ONCE AGAIN. TIME TO GET FUCKING CRAZY WITH IT. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY TOLIGHT AT 7 PM PST. WE'RE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS (2009)" AGAIN, AND THIS TIME, WE'RE DOING IT HARD. WE'RE DOING IT LOUD. WE'RE DOING IT FUCKING LIVE. WE'RE DOING IT WITH (OPTIONAL, OPTIONAL, EXTREMELY FUCKING OPTIONAL) SUBSTANCES AT #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT (BYOB), AS USUAL. IF YOU HAVEN'T RESERVED YOUR TICKET AT THE ABCC MIDDLE PRONGSTUBS S-LIST BOX OFFICE, DO SO NOW OR BE SHUNTED FROM MY CINEM...Read more
BEHOLD. THE PREMIERE BULLSHIT THAT COMES OOZING OUT OF #ABCCAFTERHOURS WHEN NONE OF US HAVE ANYTHING OF MEANINGFUL SUBSTANCE TO SAY. YEAH, YEAH, I WISH I COULD SCHEDULE THESE WHEN IT ISN'T WAY TOO DISGUSTINGLY LATE TO HAVE A DISCUSSION, TOO. SOME OF US HAVE FULL-TIME JOBS. AND I MEAN *FULL* FUCKING TIME. LITERALLY FOR ALL TIME. EVER. FUCK YOU. THANKS FOR JOINING TOLIGHT'S #WATCHPARTY. I'LL SEE THE REST OF YOU ON FRIDAY. UNFORTUNATELY.
THE PROJECTOR ROLLS IN TEN. TOLIGHT, WE ARE WATCHING "THE IMAGINARIUM OF DOCTOR PARNASSUS." #GETIN WHILE YOU STILL CAN. https://hyperbeam.com/i/CAwkR-n7
IT'S THAT TIME OF WIPE AGAIN, YOU NEEDY BASTARDS. AND BY THAT, I MEAN I SHOULD HAVE CHITTED THIS AT THE BEGINNING OF THE WIPE AND DIDN'T BECAUSE WORK WAS GRINDING ME INTO CULLPASTE. IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER #ABCC #WATCHPARTY. HELL YES. HELL FUCKING YES. THIS WIPE'S FEATURE IS GOING TO BE ANOTHER PAN-BOGGLER. ANOTHER SPONGE-WRINGER. A PHANTASMAGORIC BULB-CANDY BUFFET FROM TROLL TERRY GILLIAM OF MONTY PYTHON AND BRAZIL FAME. A ROMANCE THAT'S GOT SO MUCH GOING FOR IT, I WON'T EVEN BOTHER TRUNCATING MY WHOLE SPIEL HERE. THIS WIPE AT ABCC, ON 7/15 AND 7/17 AT 7 PM PST, BOTH DAYS, WE'RE WATCHING THE 2...Read more
AT LONG LAST, IT'S ALMOST TIME. IT'S THE END OF THE WIPE. YOU'VE FOUGHT. YOU'VE WEPT. YOU'VE RUN YOUR BLOODY STRUTPODS RAGGED AND CROSSED THAT FUCKING FINISH LINE WITH NOTHING IN THE TANK. SO EVERYBODY GET OUT OF YOUR FUCKING WAY, BECAUSE YOU'VE EARNED THIS. IT'S #SUBSTANCE NIGHT AT #ABCC. (OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. OPTIONAL. CAN'T STATE THIS ENOUGH. OPTIONAL. SIT THIS ONE OUT IF YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PEACE.) IF YOU HAVEN'T CAUGHT ONE OF THE *THREE* (YES, THREE. HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WE ARE *SO* FUCKING BACK) #WATCHPARTY SHOWINGS HOSTED BY MYSELF OR @carcinoGeneticist#2443 THIS WIPE, T...Read more
LAST CALL. LAST FUCKING CALL. I’LL BE STARTING THE STREAM IN FIVE MINUTES, SO HURRY UP. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY HTTPS://HYPERBEAM.COM/V/ABCCGMT BRING YOUR OWN BULLSHIT NIGHT (OBVIOUSLY OPTIONAL, FUCKING *DUH*).
ATTENTION, ALL OF YOU TWITCHY EYED TROLLS AND HUMANS WHO I HAVE TO BARELY STOP MYSELF FROM PROJECTILE VOMITING IN UTTER DISGUST TO CALL FRIENDS, TONIGHT’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY GMT/BST EDITION IS PUSHED BACK AN HOUR. SORRY, CAN’T GET INTO IT NOW, BUT I HAVE IMPORTANT BUSINESS TO ATTEND. IF YOU WANT IN, COMMENT. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR THE STANDARD PST SHOWING, THAT’LL BE WITH @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST . IT’S BYOB, BY THE WAY. #SUBSTANCE NIGHT. BE THERE. OR DON’T.
TOLIGHT, AT #ABCC. HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE #WATCHPARTY. FIGHT FOR THE LAST SPOT. SHOW ME SOME BLOOD. #GETIN, ASSHOLES. https://hyperbeam.com/i/qdBKVZVz
THANKS TO ALL WHO ATTENDED MY VERY FIRST HOSTING OF THE #ABCC #WATCHPARTY ON THE GMT/BST SIDE, IT WAS FUN. I HAVEN’T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO SHARE CINEMA PROPERLY WITH OTHERS IN A REALLY FUCKING LONG TIME, ASIDE FROM MY REVIEWS. WHICH BY THE WAY, IF YOU HAVEN’T READ MY MOST RECENT ONE, IT’S KIND OF MY BEST YET, SO WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR? GO FEAST YOUR LOBE STEMS ON IT. ANYWAY. THANKS. IT WAS NICE.
THIS IS YOUR *FINAL* FUCKING WARNING. I REPEAT, YOUR ***FINAL*** FUCKING WARNING. THE GMT/BST #ABCC #WATCHPARTY IS HAPPENING IN FIVE MINUTES. HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE, FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO KNOW. COMMENT IF YOU WANT IN. OTHERWISE, I’LL BE POSTING THE LINK TO THE MOVIE ROOM SHORTLY.
POSTING AGAIN SO I REACH SOME MORE OF YOU. YOU’LL HAVE TWO MORE CHANCES UP UNTIL IT STARTS TO SECURE A SPOT. FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GU...Read more
FOR 7/8 - 7/10’S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, AND MY INAUGURAL PILOTING OF THIS PLANE, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI, AT 7 PM GMT/BST. **THIS ANNOUNCEMENT IS SPECIFICALLY FOR THE GHASTLY MIST / BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR ADJACENT ATTENDEES (GMT/BST).** I CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH. DON’T GET IT FUCKING TWISTED WITH THE WATCH PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLANET. DON’T BE AN IDIOT AND RSVP FOR THE WRONG ONE. IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PST, @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST IS YOUR GUY, GO TO HIS POST. OTHERWISE, GET YOUR TICKETS BY RESERVING A SPOT HERE OR IN DMS. IT’S A FUN MOVIE, AND I...Read more
FOR 7/8 — 7/10'S #ABCC #WATCHPARTY, WE WILL BE WATCHING: HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004), FROM STUDIO GHIBLI. YES, I'M USING ITS RIDICULOUSLY TRUNCATED HUMAN NAME, SINCE MOST OF THE TIME ALL I CAN EVER FIND ARE THE HUMAN VERSIONS OF THESE MOVIES, ANYWAY. AS PER A CONVERSATION I HAD WITH A CERTAIN SWORD-SWINGING SAVANT I RESPECT, SOME MOVIES ARE SMART. SOME MOVIES ARE FUN. NOT ALL MOVIES ARE BOTH, BUT THIS ONE IS. FEW CAN DISPUTE THE CULTURAL FUCKING POWERHOUSE THAT IS HUMAN HAYAO MIYAZAKI, AND OF THE INNUMERABLE TITLES LAUNCHED FROM THE MIGHTY MOVIE CANNON POSITIONED AT THE HIGHEST MORTAR TOWER OVER AT STU...Read more
YOU THOUGHT ME GONE. YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD SILENT. GROUND INTO MULCH UNDER THE HEEL OF MY RESPONSIBILITIES TO THE TIME ASSHOLE MAFIA. THAT I HAD LEFT MY THRONE, THE ONE I CARVED OUT OF THE RAW, PRIMORDIAL SHITSLUDGE OF THIS UNCULTURED WEBSITE WITH MY TEETH, CLAWS, AND GODTIER TASTE IN ROMANTIC CINEMA, TO COLLECT DUST, COBWEBS, WINGBEAST SHIT, AND LIMESCALE. WELL GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLES. YOU THOUGHT WRONG. IT'S BACK. IT'S FUCKING BACK. AND THIS TIME, IT'S HERE TO STAY. STARTING 7/8, THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB IS BACK. THE BEST ROMANCES, ROMANCE-ADJACENT FLICKS, AND BARELY JU...Read more
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It might be too early for it, but would anyone wish to watch the horror movie "Hokum" with me in a couple hours? It does showcase alcohol abuse and #cw-self-harm if that's possibly too much for some people, but it's a very good film. #substance #watchparty
WE'RE LITERALLY AT NEAR-CAPACITY. THE FIRST ONE THROUGH THE DOOR GETS THE GOLDEN FUCKING HONKBEAST. EVERYONE AFTER THAT CAN FIGHT AND KILL EACH OTHER FOR THE WAITLIST. BUT SERIOUSLY, DON'T WORRY. I PLAN ON SHOWING THIS ONE AGAIN NO MATTER WHAT. PROBABLY AT A LATER TIMELINEZONE, ANYWAY. YOU KNOW, FOR ANYONE IN BILIOUS STANDARD TIME OR SIMILAR. MR. NOBODY, ASSHOLES. THE FLAGSHIP PRIDE OF MY CURATED COLLECTION. #GETIN. #ABCC #WATCHPARTY #MRNOBODY
THIS WILL BE THE FINAL ADVERTISEMENT. THE FINAL. FUCKING. ADVERTISEMENT. UNTIL I START ACTUALLY SENDING OUT THE LINK. TONIGHT AT THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE CLUB, WE WILL BE WATCHING MY FAVORITE FILM. MY FAVORITE. FUCKING. FILM. THE 2009 SPONGE-BENDING PANFUCK ROMANCE OF ALL TIME, MR. NOBODY. I'M GOING TO GIVE A BIT OF A WARNING WITH THIS ONE. IT'S DENSE. IT'S SERIOUS. RATED R MOSTLY FOR SEXUAL CONTENT AND SOME EMOTIONALLY ABDOMINAL SAUSAGE-RENDING SCENES, BUT THE REAL THING YOU NEED TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT IS THAT IT'S A HUMAN FRENCH FILM. IN ENGLISH, BUT IT STILL READS LIKE A HUMAN FRENCH ...Read more