SO. THIS IS A LITTLE NEW FOR ME SO LET’S NOT CRUCIFY POOR KARKAT IN THE COMMENTS OR I WILL LITERALLY DELETE MY ENTIRE LIFE. MY OUTFIT FOR THE #FELTOPENING. BECAUSE I’M GOING. ALSO #FACEREVEAL, BECAUSE I’M SURE WHAT YOU ALL WANT TO SEE ON THIS FINE FRIDAY EVENING ARE SOME QUALITY EYE BAGS EVIDENT OF PURE DISTILLED SLEEP DEPRIVATION. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/1B2106C50389.PNG
i love that color on you!!! <3
HE’S PLENTY DASHING. HE’S LITERALLY ME. IN A WAY.
Oh! This is a good look on you.
OH, COME THE FUCK ON. WHY THE FUCK IS *THIS* VERSION OF ME WEARING MORE GREEN THAN EVEN *I* DO. WHAT, ARE YOU GUNNING FOR MY POSITION? BELIEVE ME KARKAT, IF YOU WANT TO TAKE MY JOB, FEEL FUCKING FREE. I NEED A SABBATICAL MORE THAN EVER. YOU KNOW WHAT, FUCK YOU. FINE. HEARD. I WAS GETTING TIRED OF THE JANITOR DUDS, ANYWAY. IT'S ABOUT TIME MY SHITTY, TORTUROUS WORKPLACE DRESS CODE LET ME PRESENT WITH A LITTLE MORE FUCKING DIGNITY.
ngl i got confused which karkat u were when u changed ur picture lmao anyway might see u at the felt openin
HEY HOLD ON, BACK IT UP, I’M NOT COMING FOR YOUR GIG. IT’S FOR THE *FELT*. YOUR WHOLE THING IS GREEN. WANT ME TO WEAR SOMETHING ELSE SO I MAKE YOU LOOK BETTER? FINE BY ME.
NO. FUCK YOU. KEEP YOUR FUCKASS GILDED LAPELS ON, HEADASS. I'M MAKING A PITSTOP AT THE ALCHEMITER.
CAN’T JUST GO AROUND SAYING THINGS THAT’LL MAKE A GUY BLUSH ALL WILLY FUCKING NILLY.
HHOLDSTILL. DON’T MOVE. I’M GOING BACK IN TIME. TO THE MOMENT THIS PICTURE WAS TAKEN. TO LICK YOUR SNAIL TRAIL OFF THE FLOOR.