#feltopening
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ There will be no #FeltOpening this Sunday, I apologize for the inconvenience but I'd rather an event I can really keep high quality rather than have one be shoddy and unappealing. I will be additionally taking a break for a while! I'll be here or there or everywhere, but until I am all back in the head... https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/breakbyebye.png ]
:33 < I received the strangest litter purrting gift after leaving the #FeltOpening yesternight... [edit by @handMaid]
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE TO MAKE A VIDEO LIKE THIS. BUT UNFORTUNATELY. I HAVE BEEN #HOSTAGED AGAIN. NOT BY WEAPONS. OR VIOLENCE. OR EVEN BEING HELD AGAINST MY WILL. NO. THIS TIME. I AM BEING OPPRESSED. BY AN ALL-NEW. NEVER-BEFORE-SEEN. FORCE OF PARADOX SPACE. CRUSHED UNDER THE UNENDING JUJU BOOTHEEL. OF @carbolicGalvanologist'S STUB. AT THE 8/9 #FELTOPENING. IN HIS LATEST FLAGRANT EPISODE. OF SILENCING WOMEN. HE ERASED FROM MY VOCABULARY. A CERTAIN NAME. BECAUSE HE IS A SCREECHING JEALOUS WIGGLER. WHO CANNOT HANDLE A PASSING REMINDER. THAT I TALK TO OTHER VANTASES. OR PERHAPS. THAT WHEN HE SHO...Read more
whats up chittr im back from my IncredIbly busy night. how ArE we dOIn. how was the last bit of #feltOpenIng
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DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ And that's the #FeltOpening, thanks for coming this Sunday! https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/TheFeltClosed.png ]
now here's the workpla(e drama i was hoping to see #feltopening
☆dude darlin got her pan splattered, fuKK wish i got a video of it but it was awesome to see #feltopening☆
☆oh dude shit just got fun we're playing russian roulette #feltopening☆
another good time at the #feltopening. thank you for having me.
☆DrinKing pure Saturn in this bitch #feltopening☆
hey if any of my friends are at the #feltopening i would not use the load gaper because i heard some dude dropped a bomb in there and did not flush. just a rumor though. no clue who could have done such an #awesomeprank
A struggle that all high heel lovers understand... The stairs. // Edit 8y @twiceAnnihil8d!! <3
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #FeltOpening, still opened! It's quite a delight serving drinks. So if you wanna come by, come by, but again, no one's forcing you to do so. https://msparp.chat/feltopening ]
who wants a rIdE to the mOOn for tOnIght. buggy's got 2 sEAts left. #feltOpenIng
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ #FeltOpening, doors are opened 'till 6pm Placidic Standard Time. Drop by if you want, if you need a way to get here -- you'll find that a new path is always open. Get it? Because doors? Ah, I digress. https://msparp.chat/feltopening ]
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DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ i will be sleeping soon. remember, the #FeltOpening will be occuring tomorrow! i cannot guarantee the attendance of some. ^_^ ]
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Zammechat twilight, the lot of you. Reminder that the #FeltOpening is happening tomorrow once more! https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/feltopeningposter2.png ]
god i am still feeling that fucking calypso from yesterday NEVERA gonna catch me hitting the sugar like that again ugh (|:( #feltopening #substance
THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG
Many people have approached me in private worried about my ab$ence from the #feltopening and #$ickna$ty$unday. I under$tand why and I am flattered. I mean the $LAM ($upreme Leader and geniu$ Ma$termind) of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) mi$$ing $uch ma$$ive opportunitie$ for networking? I would be confu$ed a$ well! The thing you have to remember i$ $imple, time i$ money. What i$ the Felt manor allegedly filled with? Clock$. And what am I good at attracting? Financial inve$tment ($ometime$ in the form of money)! $o if I went in there my magnetic pull would have torn any timek...Read more
fInAlly got my 7th bAdgE. check it the fuck OUt. hAhahahA. happy #feltOpenIng, AssholEs!
i had so much fun at the felt grand opening anyway heres the karkat labubu i now won from a magic slot machine #gambling #feltopening #labubu
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Lmao my goody bag was a T-shirt that says "shrimp fiend" and a captcha card code for making something called a "Never-ending shrimp dispensary" #thephotolookslikeafucking #sodafountain #wherethedifferentsodasarelikedippingsauces #Imgonnalchemizethefuckoutofthis #feltopening
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ THE FELT HAS CLOSED. Thank you so much for coming to the #FeltOpening! We hope you had a wonderful time, and we hope to see you next week! Until then, it was lovely serving you. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/TheFeltClosed.png ]
....that was a good time good job @gullibleColumnist next time dont get me so drunk i see quadruple please (|:P #feltopening
☆#feltopening was pretty KiKKass, got a free slot machine outta the whole thing so id say it was a win☆
Had a lovely time at #FeltOpening tonight, even if I was only able to stop by for an hour or so before being whisked away on business!
:33< the #feltopening was very fun!!! :33< Sorry fur the sudden leave but #mytimeline Aradia has a schedule she wants to upk33p :33< so I was at her whim for tolight :33< i hope i can participate more in the future :33
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ That was fucked up lowkey #feltopening #IveseenalotbutIhaventseenthat #stillgonnaeatmyshrimp #kindawanttojointhefeltafterthattho
Unfortun8 circumstances have kept me away throughout the evening, more threads getting pulled 8y the minute. I hope that everyone is enjoying themselves tonight. ::::) #FeltOpening
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i had a great time at the #feltopening!!! i cant wait to come back.. hopefully theres gonna be desserts next time. :P
pretty chill time at #feltopening! Nothing disastrous just some spooky butlers and a buncha good food.
the #feltopening was a very nice time. even if I did get my pan blasted four times with telepathic shouting. I at least got a cigar out of it.
it was nice 2 see u even if it was to get through the crowd 2 get some drinks if u come back later when its less hectic we can hang out if not ill probs see u at ABCC @creaticGoeticist #feltopening #ABCC
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ The #FeltOpening will be open for the next six hours, we welcome if anyone wants to come by, or not. If you don't want to, then you don't want to. We respect your decision, we simply ask you respect us as well. https://msparp.chat/feltopening （￣︶￣）↗ ]
this has been a fairly calm and interesting affair so far. Lorn's almost choked three times, but that was kind of on her. one has to be more careful when eating. #feltopening
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! The weather is remaining cool and sunny, and lovely over all. We recommend those here in Midnight City to maybe go for a stroll sometime today, if you can manage it. We also hope that the #FeltOpening is going splendidly for those in attendance. Up next we've got Benny Golson with "I Remember Clifford" for ya. Enjoy, folks! …Midnight City Jazz!
TOOK AN EXTENDED SMOKE BREAK AT THE #FELTOPENING. I’LL BE BACK IN THE ROOM EVENTUALLY.
tHERE WAS, a REAL NINJA AT, tHE #fELToPEN1NG,,,
D --> Good luck to everyone at the #feltopening D --> I will not be in attendance as I will not wear that much green D --> Unless Kanaya had asked me to I suppose but I'd wear anything she suggested
It is my great honor to be accompanying the marVelous @gutsyGumshoe to the #FeltOpening! I did, howeVer, decide to wear our corporate colors rather than those suggested by our gracious hosts. I hope they do forgiVe.
i guess i'll wait and see then #feltopening
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ As much as many of you will whisper and gossip and implore yourselves above us, we listen to all. And we welcome all. No discrimination here despite what you may hear. And despite what they will hum about us, we are quite polite people. We would love to see *you* at the #FeltOpening. Remember, be polite, be courteous, and be someone you're not. Hoo. https://msparp.chat/feltopening ]
man, all of 7ou reall7 are tr7ing to (amouflage in felt manor, huh? i guess i’ll just stand out more at the #feltopening
(\ /) i may be apprehended some, but that doesn't matter. i'll be there for you.
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Venturing into hostile territory. #FeltOpening