Many people have approached me in private worried about my ab$ence from the #feltopening and #$ickna$ty$unday. I under$tand why and I am flattered. I mean the $LAM ($upreme Leader and geniu$ Ma$termind) of $WFTCAT ($ocial Web For Tran$cendent Ca$t Agno$tic Troll$) mi$$ing $uch ma$$ive opportunitie$ for networking? I would be confu$ed a$ well! The thing you have to remember i$ $imple, time i$ money. What i$ the Felt manor allegedly filled with? Clock$. And what am I good at attracting? Financial inve$tment ($ometime$ in the form of money)! $o if I went in there my magnetic pull would have torn any timekeeping device off the wall$ and buried me in clockwork. And while I a$$ure you, I am extremely fit, it would $till be quite the burden to bear and limit my ability to e$pou$e $WFTCAT'$ value$! I kid, I kid. The true rea$on i$ that the Felt'$ ae$thetic i$ a bit too old timey for my ta$te$ or for $WFTCAT'$ for that matter. Nothing wrong with enjoying the pa$t, it i$ the foundation for the pre$ent after all and $ome of the greate$t FUC'$ (Financially Ultra literate Chad$) lived in the pa$t but $WFTCAT i$ looking toward$ the future. Everything el$e i$ fuel toward$ our growth $o for all of it$ lu$ter and no doubt cu$hy $ervice I cannot be $een within $uch a...hi$torically minded group. A$ for $ickna$ty$unday well refer to my time, money and clock metaphor but thi$ time it i$n't a joke. I am far too attractive and far too bu$y to be walking around orgie$! No doubt I would come hive and be bombarded by offer$ and propo$al$ for arrangement$ who$e goal could be growth minded but u$ing the wrong pan. Like I have $aid before, Bug$ FUCK (Thi$ i$ not an acronym) but my ma$terful performance would fo$ter intere$t in quadrant$ which to be frank I do not care for. A man a$ $uch a$ my$elf i$ far too bu$y to attend anymore than one maybe two of them (and both are open ladie$, gentleman and other fine folk$). $o ala$ I had to $kip out on that event too. $till I can admire the number$ they drew in and the fanta$tic adverti$ing campaign beforehand. But think of how much more u$e YOU could have gotten out of both event$ if you had carried more thing$ in$ide! For the Felt maybe...an outfit or...whatever old fo$$ilized troll$ enjoy and for $ickna$ty$unday like toy$ and replacement underwear and other thing$! (I have been invited to and attended $o many pailing partie$ where $WFTCAT came in clutch I ju$t cannot decide on which of the numerou$ example$ to include) #N$fw