Det. Crocker
@grillingGumption
Available as needed! If you'd like to get more personal... Jane Crocker, She/Her/Hers! Lover of women and fine cigars.
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! Looks like the rain's let up for a bit, but we've got the coolness of the evening creeping in with the damp. Do what you can to stay dry and comfortable out there! For the evening affair we've got some Paul Desmond here for your listening pleasure with "A Taste of Honey". Thanks, as always, for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!
D --> "I'll leave behind my heart to wear" D --> "And may it ever remind you of" D --> "A taste of honey"
Had a lovely time at #FeltOpening tonight, even if I was only able to stop by for an hour or so before being whisked away on business!
llookign gorgeios
i mean grogeous***
GORGOEUS
ahuahaha of course of course wish i couldve been there but the next time maaaybee
You’re listening to… Hey there folks across Midnight City and the Multiverse, we've got a Special Alert! There's a missing wiggler from Daraya Jonjet's cloister. Her name is Wanshi and she's barely 6 sweeps old. Wanshi likes Soldier Purrbeast books, fandom stuff, and reading in general. She has shoulder length dreaded locks, visible fangs, one straight right horn and one horn ending in a barb on the left. Her photo is pictured below this announcement on Chittr. There's a reward of 500 caegers for any info that helps to find her! Please dear listeners contact Daraya Jonjet @ apatheticApostacy on Chittr.ing if you have any information. …Midnight City Jazz!
oh no! i hope someone finds her!
You’re listening to… We hope so too, Naknak! …Midnight City Jazz!
X @consequentlyOblique Get what we have of a team ready for a possible search and rescue, I’m just waiting for a green light from dar to go ahead with an S&R operation x
Headed out to Derse to visit Dirk for a week! I always love taking the shuttle over. We get such a lovely view of Skaia and when the orbits of the moons line up just right it's just a hop, skip, and a jump away from me. The spaceport is playing jazz this time of night, which I certainly have no complaints about :B. I've picked up a book and expect to sleep like the dead tonight. I hope all of your evenings are just as lovely!
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ The collection of every graphic made for the #FeltOpening! Thought I should put them together, make a main place for them all together since they provide context about the opening on Sunday. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/feltopeningposter2.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/COMEDIC3.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/dresscode.png https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/judges2.png ]
I really need to stop drinking coffee in the afternoon. I hardly got any sleep last night.
I understand why Roxy always sings the praises of websites like these! It's fun to see what you're all up to. :B
Finally solved a case that's been on my plate for much too long! How I wish I could ramble on and on about the details but I'm afraid it's all confidential. I am a woman of my word, after all! But hopefully I'll have a few days of reprieve, hoo hoo. I'm kicking back with a nice whiskey for the evening. If you've been looking for any reason to relax and enjoy yourself, here's your sign! :B
oh this l0oks like a fun timeline.
ohmygodh
You’re listening to… Good Evening, Everyone! The rain is still going, though it's nothing roof-shaking. Just a gentle rhythm of noise that can fill in the background of our lives. It's cooling down the city considerably, so why not bust out the blankets, make yourself comfortable, and listen to some K2E1 tonight? Up next we've got some Billie Holiday here for ya. Here's "Solitude" coming right up. Thanks for listening! …Midnight City Jazz!
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, All! It's been a lovely day so far, the weather's nice and gentle, not nearly as hot as it was earlier this week. Good day to go out and enjoy the park, maybe have a picnic, but don't forget to bring along a radio so you can enjoy it all with us. Up next we've got the jazz flute style of Mr. Yusef Lateef with "Like It Is" coming right at ya. Enjoy, folks! …Midnight City Jazz!
You'd be surprised at how handy a spoon can be in combat! I've disarmed many a crook in my time with just my trusty CrockerCorp™ batter blender. ...That said, you can never go wrong with a simple handgun.
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, Midnight City and all our other listeners! We wanted to showcase one of our LGBTQ+ musicians for Pride Month, especially on today, Pride Day, the commemoration of this thing called the "Stonewall riots" wherein queer people fought back against oppression with bricks and rocks and their voices raised. So for Pride Day do something to make the queer person in your life special--especially if that queer person in your life is You! Here's Oscar Peterson, famous gay jazz pianist, with "Bye Bye Blackbird". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
omg hi!!
Also, I *really* hope I'll get a better picture of myself up there.
omg janey hiii!!!
Well that didn't work.
c< yes it did >c