Det. Crocker
@grillingGumption
Available as needed! If you'd like to get more personal... Jane Crocker, She/Her/Hers! Lover of women and fine cigars.
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
You'd be surprised at how handy a spoon can be in combat! I've disarmed many a crook in my time with just my trusty CrockerCorp™ batter blender. ...That said, you can never go wrong with a simple handgun.
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
You’re listening to… Good Afternoon, Midnight City and all our other listeners! We wanted to showcase one of our LGBTQ+ musicians for Pride Month, especially on today, Pride Day, the commemoration of this thing called the "Stonewall riots" wherein queer people fought back against oppression with bricks and rocks and their voices raised. So for Pride Day do something to make the queer person in your life special--especially if that queer person in your life is You! Here's Oscar Peterson, famous gay jazz pianist, with "Bye Bye Blackbird". Enjoy! …Midnight City Jazz!
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
omg hi!!
Also, I *really* hope I'll get a better picture of myself up there.
omg janey hiii!!!
c< yes it did >c