Det. Crocker
@grillingGumption
Available as needed! If you'd like to get more personal... Jane Crocker, She/Her/Hers! Lover of women and fine cigars.
Had a lovely time at #FeltOpening tonight, even if I was only able to stop by for an hour or so before being whisked away on business!
ahuahaha of course of course wish i couldve been there but the next time maaaybee
Headed out to Derse to visit Dirk for a week! I always love taking the shuttle over. We get such a lovely view of Skaia and when the orbits of the moons line up just right it's just a hop, skip, and a jump away from me. The spaceport is playing jazz this time of night, which I certainly have no complaints about :B. I've picked up a book and expect to sleep like the dead tonight. I hope all of your evenings are just as lovely!
I really need to stop drinking coffee in the afternoon. I hardly got any sleep last night.
I understand why Roxy always sings the praises of websites like these! It's fun to see what you're all up to. :B
Finally solved a case that's been on my plate for much too long! How I wish I could ramble on and on about the details but I'm afraid it's all confidential. I am a woman of my word, after all! But hopefully I'll have a few days of reprieve, hoo hoo. I'm kicking back with a nice whiskey for the evening. If you've been looking for any reason to relax and enjoy yourself, here's your sign! :B
You'd be surprised at how handy a spoon can be in combat! I've disarmed many a crook in my time with just my trusty CrockerCorp™ batter blender. ...That said, you can never go wrong with a simple handgun.
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
Also, I *really* hope I'll get a better picture of myself up there.
