Det. Crocker
@grillingGumption
Available as needed! If you'd like to get more personal... Jane Crocker, She/Her/Hers! Lover of women and fine cigars.
You'd be surprised at how handy a spoon can be in combat! I've disarmed many a crook in my time with just my trusty CrockerCorp™ batter blender. ...That said, you can never go wrong with a simple handgun.
Mornings are so much better with a nice, hot cappucino and a warm lox bagel. My compliments as always to The Yellow Pages---easily the finest café on all of Prospit. Nothing interesting in the papers today, but I did solve the crossword in 36 minutes! With some help from Roxy, of course. :B It really is a blessing to not have active murders on my plate, but gosh darn it it can get so dreadfully boring. Here's to more excitement in both of our lives!
I should introduce myself. *Sips from a cup of espresso.* The name's Crocker... Detective Crocker. You can also call me Jane if you buy me lunch. :B I'm here on business, but I don't mind mixing business with pleasure. Hoo hoo. I'm looking forward to meeting you all and please, do let me know if you have a murder that needs solving!
Also, I *really* hope I'll get a better picture of myself up there.
