THE #FELTOPENING IS FUZZY. I WOKE UP WITH THIS AS NOT ONLY MY PALMHUSK LOCK SCREEN, BUT MY HUSKTOP, MY TELEVISION LOADING SCREEN, AND SOMEHOW ALSO TAPED TO THE MIRROR IN MY ABLUTIONBLOCK. THANK YOU @GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701, I’M SURE YOU DIDN’T ALSO SEND THIS TO FUCKING EVERYBODY YOU KNOW. FEATURING @CENTAURSTURMOIL TOO. DON’T WE ALL LOOK SO CUTE. I AM BEING PLEASANT AND AGREEABLE, AND I WILL GENTLY LOWER A MAGNIFICENT, CORUSCATING COLUMN OF HOT FUCK YOU DOWN THE PROTEIN CHUTE OF ANYONE WHO SAYS OTHERWISE. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/059A9C647786.PNG
HAHAHAHA. FUCK OFF, I KNOW. SO DO I. THAT’S WHY I SAID IT. WHAT’S A LITTLE NEEDLING BETWEEN ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF OURSELVES?
REMIND ME TO BRING UP THAT QUOTE ABOUT "NEEDLING" EACH OTHER WHEN THE ABCC MOVIE OF THE WIPE IS FUCKING "SAW." WE'LL SEE WHO NEEDLES WHO, THEN.
YOU WOULDN’T. I AM CLUTCHING MY PEARLS.
SEE YOU ON 10TH PERIGEE, KARKAT. #GETIN. #YOUWONTHAVEACHOICE. #YOUREMYCOHOST. #WHATAREYOUGONNADO. #CALLINSICK? #HEH.
@GALLOWSCALIBRATOR#0701 HE’S THREATENING ME WITH MY LIFE.
SOM3TH1NG SM3LLS OV3R H3R3! P33-Y3W K4RK4T STOP B31NG SUCH 4 SC4R3DY B34ST OV3R TH3 S4W FR4NCH1S3, 1 THOUGHT YOU W3R3 OV3R TH1S BY NOW >:/
I CAN’T WIN SHIT IN THIS WORLD.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THIS PEAL OF VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER WAS WELL-EARNED. I'M FILLING THE BESPOKE, WING-TIP SHOES THE FELT HAD FITTED FOR ME MORE AND MORE EACH DAY.
TELL THEM THEY NEED TO DO A BIT MORE WORK ON THE REST OF YOUR OUTFIT. IT’S LOOKING A LITTLE BAGGY. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AND FUCKING *HA*.
OH, YOU SPAWN OF A WHORE.
