fruit wwizard

@thewwizardofFruit

hello yes it is i, the majestical wwizard of fruit. very famous among the wizard community.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 484Kull Score: 3995 followers 1 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: ffruit of the day - bakd beans

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

@astralVoyager[AV]

brother th∆t's ∆ legume

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @astralVoyager[AV]

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: porpegadna

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i am gonig... watermlon mode bebe.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: wgy did yjhe aple fel bad? becus h argl w tlec d :(

Kult: +14

Kull: +10

Total: 24

Ratio: 1.40

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

wow this ones nigh incomprehensible

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: :)

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: hatsor cant make an aple from scartcgh, but i acn. as tey say, "nah, od win"

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: next frut you bite in wull be holowed out and filld with egg white #cursepsosting

Kult: +34

Kull: +25

Total: 59

Ratio: 1.36

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evil?

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Raw or cooked this is an important distin%on

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: yea :(

↩ @emergentJobhopper[EJ]

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: yea :)

Kull: +5

Total: 5

↩ @thewwizardofFruit[TF]

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demisexual

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honse,

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YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Hate

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i cn bluberry mog you

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: everone bbcue an apple on grill. led me your power.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i can beeat yellow guy. peaple relly undestimate the power of big watermelon.

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

YUCKY PENNY

This user is reviled beyond sins God ever envisioned.

Unraisinably Hated 100K

This Casper is so loathed it's two unraisinable.

Keykeeper

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

This user is committed to the OZA-TAP mission.

i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@chillerAficionado[CA]

Two big watermelon

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i dont have that much

Kult: +2

Total: 2

↩ @thewwizardofFruit[TF]

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

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this user / is most certainly / a purrbeast adjacent goober

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Bad Squishy!

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Keykeeper

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FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@sardonicDaydreams[SD]

၄⋆၃ fuxkkkkk we are sxrewed

↩ @thewwizardofFruit[TF]

YUCKY PENNY

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Unraisinably Hated 100K

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Keykeeper

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xx_LAWL_xD_xx

Chchow is your friend!

#TagYoureIt

#Its #An #Addiction

OZA-TAP Official

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i llovee you ᨑ_ᨑ

ffriendd of ffourss

@chillerAficionado[CA]

fuck

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @sardonicDaydreams[SD]

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: dont ferret. i have 1 big watermelon and 2 mediun watermelon. culd work maybe.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: lemons are lleyow lkie that guy hatser

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: lelmon juice 2

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: watermalone :(

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: evry time yo grill an aqple and covrer it in bbq sauce i gow stronger

Kult: +32

Kull: +17

Total: 49

Ratio: 1.88

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@culpablyAtypical[CA]

> are you the ent1ty known a2 "222dfg" <

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: i am the fruit wwizard (not qurk of typing, real legal titel with drouble-touble-u)

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: tip - bring a apple to kinfe fught

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: thing you shold do - buy food and giv them appel slices insted of money

Kull: +2

Total: 2

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: giveaway fpr the appl e nomicon. lik necro book but fir apples. like htis chit to enter giveway edit: giwaevey over

Kult: +30

Kull: +5

Total: 35

Ratio: 6.00

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

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Dave Hour

go my davelings.

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@timelessGadabout[TG]

oh fuck yes

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: fruit of hte day - corn

Kult: +65

Kull: +50

Total: 115

Ratio: 1.30

Puppymoded

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Yuri Official

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Sunrise Crown

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

corns a grain

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: p;ease dont spread misinfo on here

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Puppymoded

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Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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Prideful

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Sunrise Crown

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

> grow's like wheat and rice > gets dried for a lot of stuff > can make bread thats a grain

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: > i cam control corn > i am fruit wwizard seems like frut to me

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Yuri Official

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Yaoi Official

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Prideful

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Sunrise Crown

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

> i can hit you with a brick

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: > doesnt grow from tree > doesnt taste good bricks arent fruits

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Puppymoded

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Yuri Official

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Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

> never said it was a fruit > im running toward your location with a brick > im gonna use it to crush your thinkpan and turn you into a vegetable mfw

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@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: > just wanted to clarify > i can esily beat you with big watermelon > if anythink id bwcome a fruit not vegtable

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Puppymoded

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Sunrise Crown

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Had to be there.

Survived the security certificate expiration event.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@karmaDagger[KD]

you win this round.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@versimilarDivined[VD]

bot^nic^lly spe^king, ^ll gr^in ^re fruit ^ctu^lly, simply dried. fresh corn is just fruit, but dried corn used in things like cornme^l or cere^l is ^ gr^in- but still technic^lly ^lso ^ dried fruit. so technic^lly you both correct.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: pro tip - if you dont lkike someone, call them "dumy green bean idot". it hits harder than u think.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: tihs was the big thing https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/new-pfp-of-better-frut-png.jpg

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: big things arce coming

@thewwizardofFruit[TF]

the fruit wwizard says: peple hate me for beign real :(

Kult: +2

Total: 2