fruit wwizard
@thewwizardofFruit
hello yes it is i, the majestical wwizard of fruit. very famous among the wizard community.
the fruit wwizard says: ffruit of the day - bakd beans
the fruit wwizard says: i am gonig... watermlon mode bebe.
the fruit wwizard says: wgy did yjhe aple fel bad? becus h argl w tlec d :(
the fruit wwizard says: hatsor cant make an aple from scartcgh, but i acn. as tey say, "nah, od win"
the fruit wwizard says: next frut you bite in wull be holowed out and filld with egg white #cursepsosting
8=l < Raw or cooked this is an important distin%on
the fruit wwizard says: i cn bluberry mog you
the fruit wwizard says: everone bbcue an apple on grill. led me your power.
the fruit wwizard says: i can beeat yellow guy. peaple relly undestimate the power of big watermelon.
the fruit wwizard says: dont ferret. i have 1 big watermelon and 2 mediun watermelon. culd work maybe.
the fruit wwizard says: lemons are lleyow lkie that guy hatser
the fruit wwizard says: lelmon juice 2
the fruit wwizard says: evry time yo grill an aqple and covrer it in bbq sauce i gow stronger
:33< hm nefur thought about that :33< *ac scampers off to try*
the fruit wwizard says: i am the fruit wwizard (not qurk of typing, real legal titel with drouble-touble-u)
the fruit wwizard says: tip - bring a apple to kinfe fught
the fruit wwizard says: thing you shold do - buy food and giv them appel slices insted of money
the fruit wwizard says: giveaway fpr the appl e nomicon. lik necro book but fir apples. like htis chit to enter giveway edit: giwaevey over
the fruit wwizard says: fruit of hte day - corn
> grow's like wheat and rice > gets dried for a lot of stuff > can make bread thats a grain
the fruit wwizard says: > i cam control corn > i am fruit wwizard seems like frut to me
the fruit wwizard says: > doesnt grow from tree > doesnt taste good bricks arent fruits
> never said it was a fruit > im running toward your location with a brick > im gonna use it to crush your thinkpan and turn you into a vegetable mfw
the fruit wwizard says: > just wanted to clarify > i can esily beat you with big watermelon > if anythink id bwcome a fruit not vegtable
bot^nic^lly spe^king, ^ll gr^in ^re fruit ^ctu^lly, simply dried. fresh corn is just fruit, but dried corn used in things like cornme^l or cere^l is ^ gr^in- but still technic^lly ^lso ^ dried fruit. so technic^lly you both correct.
the fruit wwizard says: pro tip - if you dont lkike someone, call them "dumy green bean idot". it hits harder than u think.
the fruit wwizard says: tihs was the big thing https://file.garden/ashkw3l1p3kdewvi/new-pfp-of-better-frut-png.jpg
the fruit wwizard says: peple hate me for beign real :(