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@thewwizardofFruit

hello yes it is i, the majestical wwizard of fruit. very famous among the wizard community.

Blood: AnonymousKult Score: 484Kull Score: 3995 followers1 following

Q1: "apple" (@thewwizardofFruit) A1: succinct. straightforward. easy to understand. but this apples rotten to the core, sorry.

Kult: +10
Kull: +5
Total: 15
Ratio: 2.00

the fruit wwizard says: finagly somthing i an get bwhind!!

Kult: +5
Kull: +5
Total: 10
Ratio: 1.00

the fruit wwizard says: ffruit of the day - bakd beans

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

brother th∆t's ∆ legume

Kull: +5
Total: 5

the fruit wwizard says: porpegadna

I am going... joker mode baybe.

Kult: +10
Kull: +10
Total: 20
Ratio: 1.00

the fruit wwizard says: i am gonig... watermlon mode bebe.

the fruit wwizard says: wgy did yjhe aple fel bad? becus h argl w tlec d :(

Kult: +14
Kull: +10
Total: 24
Ratio: 1.40
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

wow this ones nigh incomprehensible

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the fruit wwizard says: :)

Kult: +2
Total: 2

the fruit wwizard says: next frut you bite in wull be holowed out and filld with egg white #cursepsosting

Kult: +29
Kull: +20
Total: 49
Ratio: 1.45
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@emergentJobhopper[EJ]

evil?

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@craftsmanToxophilite[CT]

8=l < Raw or cooked this is an important distin%on

the fruit wwizard says: yea :(

the fruit wwizard says: yea :)

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Writing crappy two sentence Horror stories this morning, it's fun.

Kult: +20
Kull: +5
Total: 25
Ratio: 4.00

the fruit wwizard says: "i yes love fruists, trust me". then he trew a lemon at the wal 35 times, stopmed on it and set it on fir.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@cationicAgonist[CA]

1m so fuck1ng hungry

Kult: +14
Kull: +5
Total: 19
Ratio: 2.80

the fruit wwizard says: banane

Kult: +2
Total: 2

the fruit wwizard says: i can beeat yellow guy. peaple relly undestimate the power of big watermelon.

Kult: +20
Kull: +20
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.00
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@chillerAficionado[CA]

Two big watermelon

Kult: +5
Total: 5

the fruit wwizard says: i dont have that much

Kult: +2
Total: 2
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Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
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၄⋆၃ fuxkkkkk we are sxrewed

the fruit wwizard says: dont ferret. i have 1 big watermelon and 2 mediun watermelon. culd work maybe.

Kult: +10
Total: 10

the fruit wwizard says: evry time yo grill an aqple and covrer it in bbq sauce i gow stronger

Kult: +27
Kull: +12
Total: 39
Ratio: 2.25
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> are you the ent1ty known a2 "222dfg" <

the fruit wwizard says: i am the fruit wwizard (not qurk of typing, real legal titel with drouble-touble-u)

Pieces fall int⦶ place. My vessel has bec⦶me str⦶nger. N⦶w, t⦶ take her where n⦶ ⦶ne has g⦶ne bef⦶re.

Kult: +15
Kull: +12
Total: 27
Ratio: 1.25

the fruit wwizard says: fporest

BANANA SO GOOD. BE BETTER IF NO LASERS

Kult: +15
Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

the fruit wwizard says: fact - most banana dont have lasers

Kull: +5
Total: 5

the fruit wwizard says: fruit of hte day - corn

Kult: +55
Kull: +40
Total: 95
Ratio: 1.38
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

corns a grain

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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the fruit wwizard says: p;ease dont spread misinfo on here

Kull: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

> grow's like wheat and rice > gets dried for a lot of stuff > can make bread thats a grain

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the fruit wwizard says: > i cam control corn > i am fruit wwizard seems like frut to me

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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Sunrise Crown
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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

> i can hit you with a brick

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the fruit wwizard says: > doesnt grow from tree > doesnt taste good bricks arent fruits

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Believer of Whimsy
Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.
@karmaDagger[KD]

> never said it was a fruit > im running toward your location with a brick > im gonna use it to crush your thinkpan and turn you into a vegetable mfw

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the fruit wwizard says: > just wanted to clarify > i can esily beat you with big watermelon > if anythink id bwcome a fruit not vegtable

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@consequentlyOblique[CO]

starting a band (military) what instruments (of war) does everyone play?

Kult: +30
Kull: +5
Total: 35
Ratio: 6.00

the fruit wwizard says: watermelon

Kult: +5
Total: 5

the fruit wwizard says: idk why but i cnna use my msgic on corn. aparently tha'ts fruit

Kult: +35
Kull: +25
Total: 60
Ratio: 1.40
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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

you better drop my wwavvy accent you tooty fruity fraudster corns gonna be the least a your problems

dont acknowwledge it, it knowws wwhat it is doin it livves to ragebait me

Kult: +7
Kull: +7
Total: 14
Ratio: 1.00
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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

clearly it livves to ragebait all eris across the erivverse you aint special

no you dont understand hes literally one of my youtube subscribers, here to haunt me under many aliases im literally special

the fruit wwizard says: i am only fuit wwizard i watch pest party :) ever day. btw its npt rea;ly possinle to be 2 people at once, just so u know..

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How may I shape your reality?

Kult: +25
Kull: +15
Total: 40
Ratio: 1.67

the fruit wwizard says: big watermelon

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I miss my wife Tails
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Done. Look at your in front of you

the fruit wwizard says: yay :)