The Cosmonaut
@veiledTruancy
Joseph Bellamy. Only ever passing through.
@croesusKingpin As promised, proof I am not an iteration of that other thing. Full disclosure, barista saw me struggling with the selfie and insisted on taking the shot. Also she promised to comp me a drink if I said Papa Smoke so there we have it.
Got stuck in a hell dimension there for a sec
Woke up stupendously early. Fucked up.
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere" takes on a whole new meaning when you're a multidimensional traveler
I say as if I haven't been hitting the bottle before noon on the regular since 1907
The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe said I wasn't allowed to make a follow up joke
Like
I've gone too long without mentioning my The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe. Anyway he had such delicate hands too, once. Long fingers, soft palms like he never worked a hard day in his life
i dont think so
mmm dont think so
Guy at this bar has the most delicate hands I've seen in a long ass time Pretty sure if you asked him to open a bottle he'd hit me with the big wet eyed stare and ask me to do it instead
and to be completely clear I would I'm not heartless but Christ
condoms are single use plastics. i care about the envwironment, thats all. #nsfwv
Generic engagement bait post.
Generic response message
Parry
Damn. The timing window on that is real tight too.
Non-generic but still predicable response to the response.
Nice to be appreciated by a discerning audience.
obligatory inflammatory ragebait response (|:P
Deeply over reactive rebuttal that barely toes the line of acceptability.
Yeah I don't think I'm legally allowed to weigh in on this conversation
Some of you have never had a lover like this and frankly, it shows.
The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe says hi btw
What he actually said was "Will you stop talking about me on that God-forsaken website for five fucking minutes" But that basically means hi.
\ tell h1m 1 sa1d h1 back! J:) /
\ that's my h0rns! J:) 0ne 1s smaller than the 0ther /
Ya know, I really wasn't gonna say anything cuz it feels a bit hypocritical comin from the guy who walks around with the skull of his dead husband chattering ghost attached. But actually, honey, seeing that one's just depressing.
Like at least my love life isn't just a macabre puppet show ykwim like there's something in there.
Damn this city's breakfast options are ass
I never recommend opening random doors that appear before you on the street in the twilight hours Unless you're me then you can do whatever you want
At least most times it's probably fine in my experience.
Emphasis on probably I'm a god or some shit of doors so like it's fine for me actually
I just don't think The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe should be able to psychically knock me out and make me sleep
just give yꙮurself the super wizard insꙮmnia curse - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
Seems like it could be inconvenient.
It takes a lot out of him so it only happens once in a while. But it's damn annoying when it does
Least it's a "both going down" ordeal. Could be a lot worse otherwise.
The Nefarious Chattering Skull Which I Carry With Me Through Every Universe is mad at me again.
✨🍭🕷️ what did you do also can you tell him i asked you "what did you do" i want him to know i'm a skull's girl 🕷️🍭✨
In any case, I find this other him attractive and he is mad about it.
It's okay you're allowed to @ me, lil man. In any case, I'll clarify with a I ain't a woman-beater either.
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More to that point, I ain't ever laid hands on anyone I kept in my bed in that way.
I'm a sack of shit at the best of times, but at least I ain't a wife-beater.
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𝄞 ✧ ♩ am very sorry for your ♪oss, dearest ♪♩a♪y♩. ♩ trust the t♩me w♩♪♪ come for h♩m soo♫.
My brother can't handle my superior Joseph aura.