Dirk Stri
@tenaciousTestified
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
Depression gave me no peace and neither did my boyfriends.
Hehe.
Imagine a man climbing out of the ground like a fuckin' corpse and everything. I'm back, bitches.
I do love me a good corpse....
Youuuuuuu love itttttt, you love meeeeeeeee!
It's a hundred fucking degrees outside. Kill me.
"= alternian or human degrees...? ="
We should go into the cave.
guys u kno the pool is right outside come out n say hi ;3
"= huh. very hot. ="
pool!!!
ur welc 2 join us <3
ill bring a chilly breeze with me.
cant be takin any new pics while my hairs blue, itd completely mess up my brandin n shit so pls enjoy this shameless repost instead ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe5774d0cd19.png
for the love of GOD cmere!!!
BX33 < speaking of
1m SO 4ttr4ct3d to th1s you dont und3rst4nd.
well u kno im still available 4 cuddles n stuff <3
purrchance...
sigh... i'd be very hoppy if you did. nn o uo
:33 < hey so.. do mew dig lionboys who look kind of like jessie pinkman?
I'm speechless.
B33 < just B33 < lemme put clothes back on
I wish I’d seen this sooner.
there r few joys greater than stretchin out in a warm patch of mornin sunlight n doin absolutely nothin ✨✨ #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2c25998e0c0c.png
yknowv vwhat im a perwvert and all but this is just a cool pic. kuku (kudos)!
woah, thx man :)
vwoidy shadovw shit, vwe lowve it
... hey wuld u wana do a collab?
wut kind of collab didja hav in mind? ;)
how do u eel abt... bikini modeling? i tink ud b gud at it :)
ohhhh i liek the sounf of that... sure, lesdo it
yasss!! yasss!! i luv secksii bois who agree to model bikinis wit me! i have another version of da swimsuit i wore in dat selfie if u wanna wear it? its unused! it wuz originally 4 my moirail but shes ben busy so liek u can hav it 4 free :)
omgawd, if u think itd fit me, im game ;3
im shore it will!! lmk whn u wana do dis nd ill giv it 2 u :)
Ahem. Everything is fine. However I do want to gently *tap the sign* of my username. My name is Roan. My pronouns are he/him. I am not a woman. My name is not Rose and it hasn't been for many years. That is all. Thank you.
OH my. I aam leaarning to baakke for my maatesprit, so I might bring some experimentaal biscuits if you aare aamenaable
Yes, you absolutely may.
How sweet! Yes, I would truly appreciate it.
SPlendid, then biscuits I shaall bring. I hope they will be aat leaast somewhaat edible
It's disappointing when people are unable to read even the most simple things, I agree. You're always valid in my book, Roan.
I wish I could express my gratitude further than just a simple thank you, but I hope it suffices.
🜏 Nɛvɛrr undɛrrɛs♱iima♱ɛ ♱hɛ abiilii♱y of losɛrr xiis pɛoplɛ ♱o ovɛrrlook yourr iidɛn♱ii♱y and diimiiniish you iin♱o a siimplɛ xa♱ɛgorry ♱ha♱'s morrɛ palɛ♱♱ablɛ ♱o ɛm. Liivɛ urr ♱rru♱h and also prrobably liikɛ kiill ♱hɛm wii♱h gun #gorrɛ #viiolɛnxɛ ♅
A very enticing idea. I appreciate your candor.
🜏 II gɛ♱ miis♱akɛn forr a woman all ♱hɛ ♱iimɛ xuz of ♱hɛ sphɛrrɛs and ♱ɛlliing ɛm off doɛsn'♱ worrk so II jus♱ gɛ♱ viiolɛn♱. Worrks prrɛ♱♱y wɛll mos♱ of ♱hɛ ♱iimɛ ♱hɛy RRƐALLY don'♱ forrgɛ♱ af♱ɛrr ♱ha♱. II would go ♱o warr forr you and slaugh♱ɛrr all ♱hɛsɛ iidiio♱s iin yourr namɛ, *forr* yourr namɛ. (:死亡 #viiolɛnxɛ #gorrɛ ♅
Oh, you are tugging at my heartstrings here. Who am I to tell you not to?
now is making a foam sword with fear no anvils time stun silly? yes. is giving it to brobot mean? no... is watching from afar as he duels dirk hilarious? oh very much yes. @tenaciousTestified @titaniumTerror
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you're welcome!
Trying on some new swim suits since my old pair started falling apart. Old as hell. #swimsuit #summerbod
To snap the sinew, I want to get within you I want to not forgive you, rigor mortis, mold, and mildew But, dear, you should be grateful that I won't waste a good meal That all my love's precision carves a cut to simply die for
imitating of that one gif of the curb your enthusiasm guy looking conflicted.
yeah. he isnt! i didnt know that was. well a thing at all. gross.
Does a twink death laser kill twinks, or cause twink death? The distinction is very important.
#TieThemUpTuesday report part 3: finally, i happened upon the most majestic stallion @tenaciousTestified unlike the others, this 1 didnt put up much of a struggle... i think he was already familiar w a lasso so naturally, i took my time wrapping him up as carefully as the most precious of gifts, n honestly? i think pink rly suited him thank u all for followin along 2day <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29c8db999d71.png
Woof woof woof woof!!!!
Me next.
hehehe, pretty cute!
ikr? hes the cutest <3
He's been mauled.
oop, my bad
i just wanted to fix something i said a couple days ago. the new mlp show sucks. not the ponies. they are great and i love them. the problem is the new story lines feel so far off from mlpfim. that isnt to say i wont watch it a million times over though. ponies are to good man. now this stuff happening on here though? fuck that my girls will ALWAYS win even when it seems like they already lost. thats how they get you. they dont give up. ponies? fuck this bitch up.
hell yeah dude. the main §ix and the prince§§e§ NEVER lo§e.
Human, you sound as intoxicatingly grating as Sunny Starscout herself. It's like there's an echo here, of the orange variety... But history is history. Nothing changes it.
⋆ Sorry my struggle against systemic oppression doesn't tickle your fancy, Strider. Glad you're at least on my side against Opaline!
see your right? but what's also right about history? you lost back then, you'll lose again. the thing is, they have had time to learn, strengthen themselves, and ready for every fight that is coming. these ladies won't go down. and just when you think you have them, you'll lose. history is there to teach. it will look like a repeat on paper, but every time you lose will be in a different way. nothing has or will be the same. there will always be strong ponies ready to take you down. that is the only similarity.
oh its not that. i was totally for that. just the way things moved in a choppy sort of way. timeing seemed off in some parts making the movie feel kind of choppy.
#TieThemUpTuesday report part 2: this time i decided 2 test my luck against the mighty wolf @goliathsTerror took considerably more rope, significantly more patience, n at least 3 separate negotiations 4 treats n headpats, but in the end i managed 2 turn this fearsome beast into a certified good boy ;3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e51fc38e5da0.png
=oXO waow'''''' =oXO
૮₍⑅´꒳`₎ა ooh, he⁀is⁀so⁀pretty! a⁀good⁀boy! binkii⁀has⁀a⁀good⁀boy⁀too! she⁀should⁀try⁀this... hm.
Woof...
I truly have nothing appropriate to say.
Is that fucking Rarity on my timeline?
X Yeah, There’s some others too but they’re not online atm. x
hell yeah.
#TieThemUpTuesday report: managed 2 snag a particularly squirmy lil bunny @gadaboutTrickster girl would NOT stop wrigglin around so gettin the knots just right ended up takin me forever lmao completely worth it tho <3 #nsfw #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3407578561c.png
jane! don't you look at this!
What a treat to my eyes.
WH4T? YOU N33D TO 3L4BOR4T3.
IM EMBARRASSED YOU GOOBER!!! >:O
H3H3H3H33 TH3R3 W3 GO.
SHOOSH! you're on the get list!
W41T WHO'S G3T L1ST
ohhhmygod.
#lyricposting #targetedpost i want my boyfriends 2 kiss, swap spit lock lips, if u lov me prove it double dip, grab his hips im sick of this, can my bfs just kiss??? https://open.spotify.com/track/7kEuCrDF7p9pOLzO1q2pu1?si=Rvn473txRzCTQwkxf-7J8g
Something you want to say handsome?
im blinkin rly cutely rn
todays #wizard post ;3 how do u like my new orb #rorogallery https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9c7dc121a360.png
「AH. HOUSEBROKEN BUT NOT HOMEWRECKING.」 「GOOD.」
「HELLO.」
That's my man, though. Thanks for your input.
「YOUR QUEER HUMAN ATTEMPTS AT INTIMIDATION ARE NOTED AS SILLY AND LACKLUSTRE.」 「YOU ARE TERRITORIAL OF YOUR MAN.」 「BEFORE I EVEN FLIRTED.」 「I AM NOT A HIVEWRECKING BITCH.」 「UNLIKE CERTAIN HOOFBEASTS.」 「I DO NOT FAULT YOU WHOLLY.」 「VALUABLE TREASURE WITHIN.」 「HOWEVER.」 「COME AT ME WITH ATTITUDE AGAIN, AND I WILL ENSURE THE MEGA-CLOWNS GET A THIRD TERM OF PRESIDENCY.」
I'm always territorial. In general. And attitude is just a thing I have. I'll kill your clown shit, don't worry. But we don't really have presidents.
Hot. What happens if you put a wizard and a witch in the same room?
magic, hopefully ;) #suggestive
I could get behind that.~
:33 < damn, roro! looking good as pawlways! *ac wolf whistles!*
Can't believe this damn splinter took so long to get back in my Sense of Self. #splintertheory #dirkposting
sleep: ❎️ walk around the block a few times: ✅️
cant pass the opportunity up, it just poured out and its actually nice and cool.