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Hi handsome~
I will eradicate rabies, by forcing them to drink water.
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
I can't do anything about it, but I have a great relationship with my son. I probably wouldn't have pursued the relationship IF my son didn't say anything. Also, like... most of the website is bullying me to stop being dense.
couldv been me holdin the camera ;3
bonus #wizard post!!!!!!!! 🪄🪄🪄🪄 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bab92c8bd961.jpg
I may post about #insects, perhaps some #incense, but I will not post about #incest. I felt I should express this for those curious.
HOUGHH???? SLASH POS??????????
Well now that certainly is a statement.
Hehehe~ 🥰
Hmmmm perhaps i could find something and put you to work~ #suggestive
Fun fact! I can crush a watermelon between my thighs! And rip it apart with my bare hands! 🥰
men #nsfw
i should go back 2 postin nudes tbh, those were lowkey my best hornyposts #nsfw
🩷 - repost the cool tiddy pic :) ♠️ - eff u rox i dont wanna see ur tidbies >:( ♦️ & ♣️ - other (comment below #nsfw
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost 😇💅 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
[Video] Since some of you want me to prove my last post! Ill be eating some of this myself but also putting some into my compost bin or leaving it in the woods for the animals! None of this is going to waste. #suggestive [He's sat outside, two full sized watermelons sitting on a tree stump. He picks one up, showing it off proudly before he braces it against his body. There's a groan of effort as he punches enough of a divot into it, digging his nails into its flesh. It doesn't take long before the inevitable sound of the melon cracks and the two parts split open, sending bits of the inner flesh and juice everywhere. It almost falls completely from his grasp, a brief fumble ensuing before he sets the two halves back on the stump with a grin. He picks up the next one and sits himself down in the soft grass, placing it between his massive thighs and locking his ankles together. This one takes a bit more effort, Jake groaning and huffing for a few minutes before another *snap* and the melon pops open, spilling more juice over his skin and pieces of brilliant red flesh fall under and around him with how forceful the second pop was. He picks up a large piece from one of the halves and eats it.]
Ill have to put my shirt and shorts into the river. Ah well.
Would anybody be willing to have their time occupied at any point today? Preferably somebody capable of fighting (without weapons!) and whatnot. Been a while since ive gotten into it with someone other than that ridiculous tin can and im eager to see if my working out has paid off any. Thanks. :)
Hehe. <3 But also you and ro. <33333 Very handsome.
Oh well hello there, whos that handsome devil. <3
top this, bottom that, we should all be focusing on what’s really important. #DRYHUMPING #nsfw
id say get a room but you guys clearly already have one now i have to unwillingly think about the intimate details of your sex life for much longer than i ever wanted just whack me upside the head and let me rest
I will get roro and dirk. @tipsyGalactica @tenaciousTestified
You beat me to my tag HAHA.
I am hopeless, restless. I do not even know where to begin. I contemplate my own sense of self, and the advice I receive, albeit amazing, is not sufficient. Feeling can only do so much, when I wish to just be. I can writhe in pain, lay battered on the floor and stream tears of misery. Yet it is all fake. A facade. I want to be more. My only solace comes from the fact my body can emulate the human experience of being a meat bag, yet only to a point. How do you wrestle with the fact of nonexistence? Not death, but the shear thought of being nothing more than a walking talking object.
((Spent way too long trying to decipher if this was positive or negative so I had to go on a journey. I think it's positive, so I'm going to respond like it is. If it's not: oopsies, sorry. Glad I'm bringing you and your friendgroup joy through Trollbama (i think lol)! I think it's very funny, so don't feel bad. If I didn't find amusement in it, I wouldn't continue interacting so much with everyone, trust me! You are always free to interact as much as you want, I'm glad you like him!))
Goodness, it has certainly gotten hot in such a short amount of time recently. [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] Not quite #nsfw but just in case. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ce824b684658.jpg
Cooling off. :) [Art: 0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines] #nsfw just in case. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15946ea7f977.jpg
Cinnamon rolls are done! @tenaciousTestified @tipsyGalactica come get them. :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/caf63d092b7f.jpg
is it difficult to make a duplicate of yourself into an artificial intelligence form does anyone have experience with that (tags: The Rankmaid/Rankbot, archive rating: E)
woke up w a teirrble headache but its from sleep deprivation this tiem lmao #smallvictories
*casts fix posture on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4330b02d77b1.jpg
tha voices r tellin me 2 take an afternoon nap
repostin my chud sons https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
5* #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/e9f18ff8-ef7e-4668-951b-822dbdeba881
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
I am looking respectively and humbly put myself up for further testing if youd have me. :)
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
i gotta stop flirtin, i owe like 4 ppl a blowjob #nsfw #slutwoes
😊 Pool day! Its going to take a lot to get me out when its time to leave.
((Yeah Jesus I am still quite sore. I have no idea why it happened atm but my first guess is stress. Thank u for the support lol it’s been a week))
I win. :) @tenaciousTestified [A very short video, its shaky and of Dirk, fallen into the leaves on his ass, his back to the trunk of a downed tree. Glowing gold tendrils are quickly snaking their way around his limbs and under his clothes. The video cuts before anything else happens. #nsfw]
I would very much adore a big strong man choking me out while railing my naughty body. #nsfw
brb gonna auramax at the window again cause im tired of doing the same fuckin drills over and over again
Mmm thinking about ████ and ████ and maybe █████████ me while i █████ and they send me into ██████ and i ███ ██████████ while ███████ for more. :) #nsfw
I want to play a game called you run into the woods and i chase after you using my hope powers to turn myself into an eldritch horror. :) Then we bang in the woods. #nsfw
Dragging him into the depths of the forest and interlinking our souls so we can be together forever and ever. :)
Not if i kick it first mister!!!
Hard same.
Relatable experience.
@tenaciousTestified We should strife again sometime. :) Mostly so BB gets off my ass about it haha.
Hm... my stache is getting a bit too long.
what can i say, mixin bevrages is what i do best
Yeah. 😔 Its ok, i will savor the time that i can lay on you.
Unfortunately you and dirk are very comfortable and i will not stop until asked. 😔
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
1 unspoken rule of sex is that u gotta suck the strap #nsfw
deva will always scroll down n liek my horny posts n i think thats beautiful
aw damn i had a funny quip to someones post but i was blocked oh well
Overall, cute post from Mr. President. I did chuckle a little.
they are fighitng on my timeline and i feel so many mixed emotions about it but mostly im just really sweaty (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: G)
then u shoul rly take the opportuntity 2 post some embarrassin shit on his behalf lmao
WELL THAT'S NOT VERY NICE!!! HEE HEE!!!
This is what i get for stealing his shades. Im putting you in the next room.
HAL! WHEN I GET YOU!
Because youre chitting and not focusing on whats going on.
Im about to stop giving you what you want if you dont pay attention.
I am going to fucking chew on your bones and savor the marrow. #gore
this has a threatening aura
Hey, @tenaciousTestified. What are you doing? :)
Oh fun!!
It was. :)
Im a touch late but oops anyways~
Evening, chittr
a good long smoke will surely cure everything wrong with me. #substance
🛏💤💤
of course it does and i dont understand why you enjoy a cardboard smell but yknow to each their own
NO NO, don't explain. Let us not kill the frog. I get it. :P
Hmmmm! :B
One misplaced snot bubble and youll be running for the high hills lady! Sure those apple cheeked darlings are cuter than a sack of kitties without all the claws but once they reach ankle biter height they lose QUITE the cute currency.
rankmaid arisen with so much inspiration and also found @bulgeCurator so tonight just keeps getting better (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, breakfast, #substance, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3b9330dfb523.png
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I literally cannot go a day without my tits being motorboated. :/ @tenaciousTestified why are you so obsessed with them? #nsfw
Oh my GODS dirk. Im ticklish man.
No cause ill miss you. :(
One boob for each. :) #nsfw
Dirk put one of those liquid bandages on me and it simultaneously stings and itches.
Crushing ro and dirk under my entire body weight. :)
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I have lots of crab based meals i am thinking about trying!
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// i will be posting bro's bare chest in about an hour or two.
[News to the World, Strider is back, and he's making a picture you would be perfect for! He's just going to need a few things first...] This Strider is an Alpha Timeline variant, thrown into golden age of cinema. He started a low budget producer, making short flicks here and there on the indie scene to get an extra buck, but Tinsel town had different plans for David. As the cost of big pictures started to rise, so too did the growing ambition. Hungry audiences wanting more, new, better, brighter-- all new frontiers to claim. Rival studios started to struggle-- disappearing starlets, faulty equipment (careful where you walk), producers hanging from telephone poles. But not Strider Studios. The luxury brand. The definite article. Horror, Drama, Comedy, they do it all. With the largest set in Hollywood, anything can happen, and all you need to do is sign a few little contracts. The road to fame is shorter than you would expect. The only question is what does it cost to you? [HYPERCLUTCH! AU] This is the name for the specific AU that my Dave is from. You may notice other characters around the site using [HC!AU] and [Hyperclutch! AU] in their name/bio, that means that they are part of the same universe and are canonically connected. Not all of these accounts are played by me, several of them are played by my IRL moirail. [Disclaimer:] While Dave is often played a lot softer, he very much is still a tragic character that has had his fair share of slip ups and mistakes, mostly of substance. He dabbles in the occult and sometimes, "extracurricular activities" after dark. If any of this upsets you or otherwise makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block if need be. Potential Tags You May See: #nsfw #dubcon #blood #cult #mafia #cohersion #substance
@tipsyGalactica & @tenaciousTestified BB and i are going to do a bit of fisticuffs, you want to watch? :)
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
rise n shine ;) #selfie #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
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To those of you who have searched “Am I Gay Quiz,” or any of its variants: Yes. Yes you are.
spent the day out w tha homies playin dnd :) (june n vriska blackflirted too hard ic n we had 2 call a br8k so they could bang it out in the guest bedroom lmao #nsfw)
>>| have .anyone tried swimming .in .a pool .of blood .and viscera? with .amoumt .of bodies .i possess maybe .i could do .it for fun #gore #nsfwe
:33< purring so sw33tly at mew :33< be nice to meow :DD
i was hopin that woudlv been a jus a weird dream but turns out hals still in my majyyk wand
... Good evening chittr. Thought it would be a nice day to have a BBQ.
:33< bluh
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ lowblood stereotypes goldblood - smelly chud bronzeblood - doohickey thing rustblood - failure lesbian ]
So many people want me tied up, oh m' goodness...! Um... I'd like t' try it out, then @_@ #nsfw
:33< i will meow at mew until mew pay attention to meow
new sburb patch. r0xy lal0nde can n0w g0 ape shit. 0u0
Mmmn. Perhaps one day you'll slide into my DMs for the demonstration.
I have quite a few piercings elsewhere, that you might enjoy taking advantage of.
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erisol wins now hatebot n demoness have a 20 second debuff
I was fairly busy flirting with Dirk, perhaps you could give me a handicap~?
I am entirely intrigued, now. Tell me, what would you say if you were truly flirting with me?
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
weed time b4 midnight hits! #substance https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1496016705003196426/20260420_231540.jpg?ex=69e859a1&is=69e70821&hm=15bedfb7498650974b949caf7503431cf20f76cf12c7e10162ddb4332b91eca4&
Are you flirting with me~?
Late night rain is the perfect weather for locking in, even if it's still 4/20.
>> ¡ underડtand that :)) ¡'m happy for you
>> that'ડ ડo fa¡r honeડt1y
\ 1 say g0 w1th y0ur pusher. wh8ver feels r1ght t0 g0 by /
I am innocent. :)
Hmm then i suppose i dont need to do anything then, huh?
watching a guy spit out blood before a arrogant smile #hot #gore #nsfwe #need
Youre real cute when you want something~
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
i throw down a smoke grenade n when it clears im dead on teh griund
#substances https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1495853399147806772/bafkreiemjrnksbd2wx3jclhbobsr2rtv2qj5wy2vzfrpda4nybi4na5ruq.webp?ex=69e7c189&is=69e67009&hm=9e2e26ca5419ea14d1c4197703e5ee39a6850d658fc21936d07823b03d6f9de9&=&format=webp&width=833&height=833
thinkin of getting one of those "bella where the hell have you been loca" t shirts i dont like twilitght i just want the shirt lmao
Ask and you shall receive. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1786790d99d.PNG
1 like n ill taek some wicked shmexy pics in the wiz getup
im once again daydrmeaming abt boys 😌💖
Oh, shit. It’s 4/20.
ara came ovver an marked her territory #suggestivve [Twwo photos are attached, one of Eridan, a black lipstick mark abovve his gills, along wwith some slightly purplish bruises, the second of Sollux, similar stains and yellowwish bruises, though wwith the addition of a bite mark that Aradia could not havve made.]
It sure is. 🥰
Jokes on you, i already have it!
Hmm maybe. Ill see what my boys are up to.
A collar and leash and calling me a good boy would fix many things with me. #nsfw
Hello! Welcome to CHITTR ANONYMOUS! Please submit HERE: https://forms.gle/uYLa6xbLpi51XjSE8 RULES: NSFW and SFW are allowed! If you put your chitter user, I will not share it! No venting, please.
:33< the shipping wall :33< send chitt
thinkin abt boyss againn sighhhhhhhh
Sucking dick could fix me.
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ the k¡nd of ch¡ttr poડt¡ng ¡'ve been m¡ડડ¡ng on the ma¡n feed
:33< ;33c
:33< MEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :33< I BET THAT WOULD F333L INCREDIBLE INSIDE MEOW!!! :33< MEW MODDED IT WITH LITTLE METAL BITS!!!
:33< hell yeah ((godspeed i dont typically draw nsfw but i do know how to do it in theory))
:33< agr33d!!! :33< would loooove to s33 bulge :33< mew furst
my name alone means i cannot participate in being normal.
:33< bulge tierlist when? :33< #nsfw
It seems many of you may believe “NormalPosting” cannot also entail #NSFW content. This is false. Is loving beautiful women not the most basic form we have? What is “normal” if not the primal attraction between us?
[Darn. Number no longer go up.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5e967109936d.png
:33< they call meow the vampire beclaws once i s33 bulge i dont stop sucking untill im full :33< #nsfw
In the spirit of #normalposting I will now post something normal for me. I'm going to eat this fucking robot cat.
i miss the gentle edge of her claws i miss how soft her feathrs used 2 feel against my skin n how her cheeks woul almost glow in tha prettiest green evry tiem i made her laugh but ofc i had 2 fuck it up so the leadt shtupid thing i can do now is grab myself anothrer drink #substance
>+. I'M GONNA GET UP TO GAY ANTICS THAT *DON'T* INVOLVE BITING .+<
Allow me to offer some good ol jake english propaganda for this poll here. I am a very big man and i think i too would look very good in ropes and bruises. ;) #suggestive https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/02e13855-c3b6-4440-b4c9-1cfb5cbd3274
You are sooooo right my love. 🥰
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<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
The legends we were told as children were true... The sand really *does* get everywhere...
SEEK AFFIRMATIVE ACTION OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. SIMPLIFYING: ITS TIME TO LOCK IN, BRO.
[I'd never had a body before. I used to be a pair of shades.]
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[These results don't surprise me one bit. I have less limits as an inorganic being in more ways than one. #nsfw #BDSMtest ] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0b5b9aae80af.png
((im fucking crying hes actually a certified freak im gonna eat glass about this))
JEALOUS PART 2!!!!!
i was savin this up 4 # tie up ur twink tuesday but after ur last post? i think its fair game ;) @tenaciousTestified #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd47728bca02.png
(In the smallest voice imaginable) I think that guy just claimed me?
..... I am very jealous.
ohhh so thats why u were so eager 2 chew on me liek a puppy today all just so u could show off online, huh? ;) #suggestive
i tots saw it comin that said, if i were in the same situation, id double down a quitter nevr wins!!!! #dashwatching
u know what? i dont really like relaxin baths actualy
Yes, it’s illegal to kill other individuals. I am surprised this information is not obvious.
#fightnight was awesome i still cant believ i got 2 see mr trollbama in tha flesh
hed hav rockleed the shit outta anyone in there
Now Playing: Dirty Paws - Of Monsters and Men https://youtu.be/mCHUw7ACS8o?si=NGzXMORj6kBbdsWB
Aw you poor thing. Lets get you in the shower then.
I suppose i should get some sleep instead.
Nevermind my boyfriend posted.
Sorta makes me wish my universe had a Jasprose. That girl's a riot.
I hate caring so much.
oh shit! i found nuggies https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1185378392061788183/1494502619778125854/20260416_185927.jpg?ex=69e2d787&is=69e18607&hm=bb0baa15807dde8ff69ad48d0c3717d4952138b70cce635bb9046d227562cf9a&
Congrats to @golgathosTriumph for getting his ass beat into a pulp by @abjectDetermination I filmed it all in 4k. I added some edits though. #FightNight <BEATDOWN.MP4> (There's a video attached with the fight between Zabrak and Jake. Every time Jake got clobbered there were goofy ass cartoon sound effects and some fucking manual artifacting alongside meme sfx cuts dear god-- and when Jake got sent flying there's the Yamcha Pit Death pose that fades onto the screen along with the worlds saddest violin for irony.)
1 0UT-RANK Y0U 1N TH1S SCENAR10. #RANKBA1T
FLIP! THAT! CLOWN! #fightnight
part of me feels rly sad 2 see any jake gettin beaten liek this, but this effin guy sure deserves it
Yo should I keep recreationally using drugs instead of dealing with my anxiety disorder? I think yes >:3
i think we should be able to bleed out without dying just once or twice in our lives. for fun. #gore
By jove, you are so right. Ill give him a buzz.
Anywho! How is everyone doing? Ive been out and about. I found a deer! However my shed is full and ill have to leave this one here.
is it bein the 4th in a relaironship if its also with ur alt #selfcest #joke #iamaComedianandagodthnku
It wasnt! But you know, that isnt a bad idea. 👀
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/5MsZIaCYY6Tsdph0LiB0hE?si=b36f21bdf6fd4605
I wouldnt say no. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0e9ab9776b92.jpg
I was comfy. :(
bhgdhsagdhgs 😳😳😳
sometimes i wont know how 2 react 2 people flirtin w me so if u hit on me n i freeze up liek a startled goat, pls dont take it personally lmao
Mnnh... got a wicked awful crick in my neck..
this shit is good. [He's showered, hair damp, in a change of clothes. He has yet another strawberry dream drink in hand.]
🫐🧇☕ #breakfastposting
// I almost never go OOC but the JAIL BARS are SENDING ME
Great minds think alike.
I eventually just started catching extra fish to use as a distraction.
I know, Dirk, but this shit had me dropping my fries into my McFlurry.
Did someone lobotomize Cronus or something?
I legalized Gay marriage twice. I am not opposed to homosexual behavior.
:33< i hate bathing with watpurr :33< purrhapse ice cream treats are the sollution here
:33< EXACTLY! :33< s33 dirk mew get it! :33< its also to early in the stupid earth c year fur the air clawnditionpurr to go into the cave so i gotta suffur
i've been inf0rmed that i've inspired s0me0ne t0 make a selfcest flag. g00d. self l0ve is imp0rtant. 0u0 #nsfw
:33< its ten trillion degr33s i stink more than mewsual!!! :33< and nyat even in a sexy way!!! :33< im a sweaty mess!!!
sensing a theme with everyones naming suggestions
And now, the worst part of any public apology: going completely radio silent for twelve hours so I don't post anything that can be misconstrued as trying to change the subject.
:33< its too furking hot!!! :33< thats it!!! :33< its a just undpurrpants kinda night!!! :33< no top no bra no pants just undpurrpants!!! :33< if its still too hot its gonna be naked houpurrs!!! :33< #nsfw purrobably
i rly liek this janey :)
the voices r tellin me 2 have a few drinks n numb out the pain but i know it would only maek me even moer sick... ro 1 voices 0 #substance
*taps the sign* #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/15eb8caedd00.jpg
wonderin if i should repost that ol #boynook pic from a week ago... 4 the sake public knowledge ofc 💅
I've decided that restraining myself fro+m co+mmenting o+n po+sts is stupid. I will co+mment o+n this po+st until kingdo+m co+me. #Bo+yno+o+k may very well change the game.
last time i posted this one chittr went down 4 half an hour lmao #nsfw #boynook https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b1ba3b78b15.png
I want to clarify that my recent statements about troll suitability as parents were meant to be *positive*, and in response to statements one Vriska Serket has made off-Chittr. I'm quite sorry if anyone took my statement to be insulting, and will try hard to be clearer about what I'm saying.
i mean we kno a few of our alties out there r actualyl rosies mama but idthink they got gregnant...
dont pity tht post im xactly wher ei want 2 b
this morning @ brekky #Dirk looked to #Jake n then to me n said "Some guys just act like they have a little too much sugar in the fuckin' tank, Roxy." what did he mean by this #DirkReport #JakeReport #AlphaBoat #AlphaReport
n i want 2 watch
What if i want you to misbehave, hmm? #suggestive
Anyway!! Attempting pork chops for dinner!! Would anyone else like to partake in a bite or two? #husbandmaterial #oratleasttryingtobe!!
So sleepy...
oh god theyre multiplyin
so why do i feel liek im gonna explode :( ima god, gods should b immune 2 gettin sick
#breakfastposting vitamins, orang slices n an omelette (thx jakey <3) gotta boost my immuen system if i am 2 survive this cold.....
he means from his universe lmao.....
thk you dirk ur a real one
.......... lterally no need 2 call me out like that not my fault urs food is so good
I... suppose this is better than the raw carrot from the other night.
Are these two dames about to snog. #thewickedwitchofthewhat!! #oftheemotionallyintenseduetmorelikeit
Oh the young wizard is making me feel a little something. Theres some stirring south of the border and it isnt just the alphaboat party moving. Im about to see some real motion in this ocean. #nsfw
im starvin, darlin let me put my lips 2 somethin let me wrap my teeth around the world #lyricsposting #suggestive
the zombies r too rlalistic i feel bad 4 them :(
I am staring.
2 catch a buny
good thing i lrned some new knot pattrns recently ;)
tb completly h i wasnt expectin some of these results..... #nsfw #bdsmtestposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a7c24b0282db.png
Your pan is filthy and rotting. It spreads to your soul. The cure is a swift mercy kill. ♆
[I should post the full selfie from the rave I went to. Nice enough I made it my PFP.]
bet
hey if any of the alt roxies who went full on boy mode are round here show me whatchur packin im rlly curious lmoa #nsfw
heyyy im not lettin u get poisoned on purpose >:(
>> ¡ don't know ¡f ¡ AM capab1e of that (๑•﹏•)
if u wanna experience arsenic poisonin, u should come to #nepetaweek !
:33< oh yeah tomodochi life comes out in two days.... :33< #nepetaweek may be closepurr to nepeta two days :33< t33h33!
OH EM JEE <333
:33< come to #nepetaweek #nepetaw33k :33< https://msparp.chat/shitpetaw33k
i feel liek thosr r auto included in just go barefoot u freak
its all about tha mouthfeel #suggestive #targeted
Stretching like a lazy dog in a nice sunny spot.
yessir o7
First rule of gun safety: suck that thing. :) #nsfw
they aint that big, its just a trick of the light lol #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd16b1d2719.png
sometiems in the mornin hal will show me security footage of myself sleepwalkin around the kitchen w the cats right behind me and for some reason im talkin 2 them in spanish im not sure if they kno what im sayin...
i wanna use his tiddies as a pillow n take a nap
Let me devour you. Let me sink my teeth into your flesh, to your bones, to your marrow. Let me love you like a starving creature in the dead of night. #gore
karaoke w/ the j man is like : jake: *kinda hard 2 hear him* *le mumble* ........And i shot a man in reno! Just to watch him die! When I hear that whistle....... callie & me; ^u^ ^_^ yay #Jake #JakeReport
i dont wanna bother him just yet, hes prolly exhausted from last nite lol
too tired 2 cook real food this one raw carrot shall b my dinner
mayb i should take care of whatevers been botherin u ;) #suggestive
TROLKU?!
well some1 has 2 wear the strap in this household #nsfw
good evening moonlight ^0^
hot ppl shouldnt have 2 wake up this early
waitin on the first egbert 2 wake up so i can showrr them in gifts n praises
in celebration of their bday, every egbert in paradox space is now entitled to 1 (one) xtremely delicious mocktail made by urs truly (and 1 smooch if ur cool)
awwwwww do ii liivve iin your head rent free,, awwwwww~
I'm about to ruin your day everyone lmao. Its a common misconception the word is "wriggling". This is only used in terms of grubs actually moving about. The word is "wiggling". Grubs are WIGGLERS not wrigglers. Don't trust Google, it'll just tell you lies. ((This is genuinely a real fact, i dont know where down the line it became wrigglers but they've always been wigglers. Karkat used "wriggle" for normal movement, not hatching. Thank you Benjaminutes for the homestuck game show.))
=ΣB]
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
https://i.ibb.co/bS7C7yS/tiers.png Discuss.
DAVE COMPLAINS ABOUT MY WEED BUT TEXTS ME SHIT LIKE THIS FROM THE LIQUOR STORE ASKING IF IT’S A GOOD PICK: HTTPS://I.IMGUR.COM/SIIBFFV.JPEG #SUBSTANCE
u dnt hav 2 post booby pics if u jst show cleav in ur pfp #hax
fuck: itd b easier 2 tell u who i wouldnt but hell... well im a big fan of women, some alties of myself cuz ig i can be a lil vain sometimes, a few cool eridans out there (the ones who embraced wwizordry), bro, dad crocker (sry janey), catpeople marry: janey, dirk, jake, nepeta n feferi, callie... also a long list i got a lot o love 2 give... kill: ult dirk (sry babe), bro again, most cronuseses, hic (n other evil meenahs), caliborn, that clown guy by vibes alone #nsfw
Oh golly friggin gosh, holy shit.
((Okay but for real though. "Too long didn't read" or anything along those lines is mean to the person behind the character more than anything. Someone real *did* write all that and it's pretty hurtful to dismiss all that work to their face or tell them that they aren't worth the effort of reading a paragraph or two. Characters are gonna be mean but remember not to be a jerk to the real person.))
I still want to watch avatar after this. @tipsyGalactica @tenaciousTestified
BENADRYL SLOGAN "YOU CAN'T FEEL IT IF YOU'RE PASSED THE FUCK OUT"
if no one else likes my stupid shit, at least i have a rose always liking my bullshit
thinkin abt leanin ovr to the driver side while hes drivin a car n takin out tht bulge n gettin rreeally sloppy w it til he gotta pull over n raw me ovr the hood of the car tbh #nsfw #doesheevenhave #adriverslicense #idontthinkso #hmmmm
:33< *the mighty huntress flashes a peace sign as an expurrlosion happens just off screen shaking the campurra violently*
DAVES BE LIKE: DON'T MENTION APPLE JUICE AROUND ME. I'LL CUM. #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
i thnk i was sufficiently vague in my chit... ur the one claimin it
oh i could swear all a that was just a wet dream...... #vague #nsfw ish
mornin i woke up w 4x the amount of hickeys i had prior 2 the event and a my memory of it is blurry as hell clubbing is fun :) #suggestive #substance
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
I sure do. ;B
Oh you flatter you!
This place has a full body mirror in the bathroom! [A very grubby ass mirror selfie. He's got a sheer tee on that shows off his chub and body hair, his favorite booty shorts, fishnet leggings, his good hiking boots, and a ton of accessories. He is the accessory king of this club. His hair is messier than usual, likely messed up from dancing with people.]
They don't know that under my cool and suave online exterior I'm even cooler and suaver.
i made the handprint marks by paintin my hands n givin his tiddies a nice squeeze ;)
Hmmmm perhaps i should change that~
*looking at you looking at you looking at you l-*
My gods, i need to grab those hips. #suggestive
Woof woof hehe.
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
((fwiw im gonna be sittin here all day doin this so theres time to figure it out
rewatching the last unicorn because its the best movie out there ftr
(( ill cry
okay freaks pull up 2 the function or else [ A set of coordinates are posted here, sharing the location of a bonfire party. It is open invitation, free for any to attend. ] https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #substance #nsfw #bonfireparty
No, but i would like them to last a few mornings so we can have them.
PLEASE hes eaten at least 1/3 of tha muffins that were supposed 2 last a week
mayb u should keep making roombas then #supportive
The words of a man who plans to steal muffins.
Mm... i have half a mind to put child safety locks on the muffins so dirk doesnt sneak them.
This is my go to.
the roomba u made me isnt sentient as far as i know (pls god dont be sentient) cant u just keep doin that
mournful minecraft cow mooing sound effect
One like and I'll throw rocks through Equius's windows until he fixes our desalin8or. #wheresmyfuckingwater
Im still going through my likes and adding stuff but! ((Im a fake music fan /j i dont actually have 10k but i think jake def would lmao)) https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4qwQhLtf1fNENGCFGLX2f4?si=6oQ-iCT4ThCPzAo6MTB51Q
Be nice! Theres enough to go around!
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
im buildin the msot cozy pillow fort on da planet nd then hibernatign
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙏 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 This account is assosiated with @tipsyGalactica & @tenaciousTestified Warnings include #gore, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #mentalhealth and more when I remember them! - Officially dating Dirk, in a bit of a situationship with Roro and Janey. He's not nearly as much of a passed around piece of hot ass as he is in other timelines. Only within his direct friend group. - Boy howdy this man is riddled with some hella ADHD and anxiety. He will tell you otherwise though. - While growing up on the island, Jake would of course watch a lot of movies, often mimicking the funny accents on the TV. This caused him to permanently have a strange mixed accent of varying dialects. - His grandma taught him how to self sustain himself with gardening and foraging. He continues to do both in his adult life, a huge greenhouse being part of their house so he can easily grab things and go. - Because of this, he really likes to cook. He often shares the kitchen with Jane to make sure Roro and Dirk eat properly. - Naturally, he still has a profound love for dead critters, often going on hikes just to try to find bones he can scoop up and take home with him to clean up. He has a shed specifically for dead shit only so no one has to smell it during the process. His collection is ethically sourced for the most part. He does have a bat that was gifted to him, and while he appreciates the sentiment, bats are very rarely ethically acquired. He did not like being the bearer of bad news that day. - He has a really shitty beat up clunker of a truck that he refuses to let Dirk fix up. That's his baby and she runs just fine! (No she doesn't.)
ur welc boo <3
It sure is darling~ #suggestive
Mmm... i do i do. But you are a right pain in the rear sometimes. In more ways than one. ;B #suggestive
Eyerollllll!
one of them i hope or else well b starvin 2 death
I know, im soo cruel to you, taking you away from your work to pay attention to me instead. Truly awful even. What ever shall you do?
Perhaaaaaps you need the break and thats why hes stopping you. Ever gave it some thought dear?
Hehehe i sure do! <3
I am also sick of long sleeves and would love to see some skin. ;) #suggestive
I FEAR I OUTFREAK DAVE.. THAT FREAK.. #NSFW
Yesss. >:B
Ok strider! Come sniff test me then we can tustle!!! @tenaciousTestified
you guys 3v3r f33l l1k3 your3 not stuff3d 3nough?? >8P m3 rn. #sugg3st1v3 #nsfw
Absolutely terrible take, i smell perfectly fine! But i will shower just because you asked.
Banned from fisticuffs until i get the corpse smell off me. :(
its grape juice in the glass 🍷 ;) #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/58b3399f08af.png
Indubitably!
Not if i bite first!
There is but thats ok! You got ro and i to hold your hand!
Ok mister grumpy. :P
((As good as it is when Nyrita says something nice or funny and people like the post because their character likes what she says, I love it when Nyrita mouths off to someone and they like the post. Mun to mun communication. We are playing toys and having a great time
interestin choice o words B:o