π© Jake πͺ
@goliathsTerror
Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)
ππππππΏ πΎππππ ππππ This account is assosiated with @tipsyGlamour & @tenaciousTestified Warnings include #gore, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #mentalhealth and more when I remember them! - Officially dating Dirk, in a bit of a situationship with Roro and Janey. He's not nearly as much of a passed around piece of hot ass as he is in other timelines. Only within his direct friend group. - Boy howdy this man is riddled with some hella ADHD and anxiety. He will tell you otherwise though. - While growing up on the island, Jake would of course watch a lot of movies, often mimicking the funny accents on the TV. This caused him to permanently have a strange mixed accent of varying dialects. - His grandma taught him how to self sustain himself with gardening and foraging. He continues to do both in his adult life, a huge greenhouse being part of their house so he can easily grab things and go. - Because of this, he really likes to cook. He often shares the kitchen with Jane to make sure Roro and Dirk eat properly. - Naturally, he still has a profound love for dead critters, often going on hikes just to try to find bones he can scoop up and take home with him to clean up. He has a shed specifically for dead shit only so no one has to smell it during the process. His collection is ethically sourced for the most part. He does have a bat that was gifted to him, and while he appreciates the sentiment, bats are very rarely ethically acquired. He did not like being the bearer of bad news that day. - He has a really shitty beat up clunker of a truck that he refuses to let Dirk fix up. That's his baby and she runs just fine! (No she doesn't.)
Mmmm i just *love* when he says really fucking weird shit in my ear!!!
My spine needs decompression.
Personally I'd I could remove my spine and discard it I would.
hold on imma fetch the chiropractic pumpkin
its just a big ass pumpkin u roll across ur back
I sat up and every bone in my body cracked. π«ͺ
Sleepy....
Woke up by rolling onto a thorn somehow. Owww.
Perhaps thats enough internet for today. I think ill sleep in the woods tonight.
Oh... thats... lovely. ._.
Divorce flavor is a new one.
Snort. Well hello there.
Cooked up a tomahawk steak out in the middle of no where with no shirt on because it is *hot* out here tonight. Steak is good though. :)
Mood swings. :(
And ill SUCK, and ill FUCK, and ill BLOW YOUR BACK OUT like the big bad wolf. >:B
u promise?
Depression gave me no peace and neither did my boyfriends.
Hehe.
Immediately on that man like i was starved to death.
Imagine a man climbing out of the ground like a fuckin' corpse and everything. I'm back, bitches.
I do love me a good corpse....
Youuuuuuu love itttttt, you love meeeeeeeee!
So how would you react to being given a sudden one minute head start? Just curious is all!
sorry man you cant just give a motherfucker a head start n expect him not to freak out. have an imaginary stimpak for this imaginary scenario
Im normal and entirely nonthreatening. :)
You hear that, it's the lie detector going off again.
No because this is the internet. On a website. Where there is no audio format.
Its metaphorical.
Safe to say i am... exhausted.
Oh gods hes going to kill me at this rate.
β²a good time thenβΌ
β²die as you lived, getting off on people hurting youβΌ
β²yknow what, probably, but don't correct meβΌ
Hhhokay im back.
cool cuz i could defo go 4 seconds ;)