𓆩 Jake 𓆪
@goliathsTerror
Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)
𝙋𝙄𝙉𝙉𝙀𝘿 𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙏𝙏 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 This account is assosiated with @tipsyGlamour & @tenaciousTestified Warnings include #gore, #nsfw, #nsfwe, #mentalhealth and more when I remember them! - Officially dating Dirk, in a bit of a situationship with Roro and Janey. He's not nearly as much of a passed around piece of hot ass as he is in other timelines. Only within his direct friend group. - Boy howdy this man is riddled with some hella ADHD and anxiety. He will tell you otherwise though. - While growing up on the island, Jake would of course watch a lot of movies, often mimicking the funny accents on the TV. This caused him to permanently have a strange mixed accent of varying dialects. - His grandma taught him how to self sustain himself with gardening and foraging. He continues to do both in his adult life, a huge greenhouse being part of their house so he can easily grab things and go. - Because of this, he really likes to cook. He often shares the kitchen with Jane to make sure Roro and Dirk eat properly. - Naturally, he still has a profound love for dead critters, often going on hikes just to try to find bones he can scoop up and take home with him to clean up. He has a shed specifically for dead shit only so no one has to smell it during the process. His collection is ethically sourced for the most part. He does have a bat that was gifted to him, and while he appreciates the sentiment, bats are very rarely ethically acquired. He did not like being the bearer of bad news that day. - He has a really shitty beat up clunker of a truck that he refuses to let Dirk fix up. That's his baby and she runs just fine! (No she doesn't.)
proof i didnt get impaled by a trident last nite
damn well i'm glad you didn't get stabbed to death :P
What are you suggest/ing/// Go into your job like this/ Ain't safe/ Lol/
totally is if ur subtle abt it ;)
aw rosa, rosa rosa rosa... yk i dont kiss and tell
Oh my-!
i figured it out. :)
SIG)( itd be hot if you did have a big impalement wound but this is still doin the trick
I love disappearing into the woods for an undetermined amount of time when im stressed. :)
Yeah im thinking the nightmare has begun.
turn that chud: into a bud. team bud.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ɨ ƗmȺgƗn-∊d yΩu dΩƗng Ⱥ r-∊Ⱥl bƗg grƗn 屮Ɨ♱ⴵ Ⱥ gΩld-∊n ♱ΩΩ♱ⴵ lƗ|⟨-∊ ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωn-∊ 屮ȺR Ⱥlbum ☪︎Ωv-∊r 屮ⴵ-∊n ΣȺyƗng ♱ⴵƗΣ Ⱥll ♱ⴵ-∊ 屮ⴵƗlΣ♱ 屮ⴵy ☪︎Ⱥn♱ 屮-∊ b-∊ frƗ-∊ndΣ ƗΣ plȺyƗng Ɨn ♱ⴵ-∊ bȺ☪︎|⟨grΩund. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
wariomaxxing.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ȺrƗΩmȺxxƗng Ɨnd-∊-∊d. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
i had this whole bit ages ago called "woke wario" which is just politically leftist talking points and rants in a wario voice. it was really stupid but now it's playing in my head.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- Ωⴵ MY GΩG Ɨ N-∊-∊D ♱Ω ⴵ-∊ȺR ♱ⴵƗΣ ΣΩ BȺDLY ⴵΩLY FU☪︎|⟨ LΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩL -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
hm?
im just saying words.
What a beautiful morning. :)
8=l < This made me growl 8=l < But in a good way 8=l < More of that on the dash
B33c < go off king
Good morning. :)
T.G.I.F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night my husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner.
B?? B?????? B33 < jake what
yeah this is my new favorite chitt
B33 < what about the dirt
B33 < oh ok cool
I love the saying ‘you’re dead wrong’. Youre so stupid you have died haha.
Daily affirmations. Cave diving cant hurt me. Its an active choice. The cave will not sneak up on me.
you sound like you have a wife and kids
Like a sleeper agent, i awaken to my trigger word. Or something.
Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone. :)
Im a normal individual with normal brain functions and no mental illness whatsoever! (lies)
omg same lmao
Theres a skeleton in the closet rattling his bones!
My shed. <3 #myshed
#yourshed
I took a hike but there were no bones. </3
Fine. Ill source my bones from the woods like a normal person. </3
Bb being a spoilsport.
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Its perfectly safe!
Dont listen to bb, its perfectly safe. :)
Who wants to try some by the way? Freshly picked elderberry is great! :)