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Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)

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Mmmm i just *love* when he says really fucking weird shit in my ear!!!

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My spine needs decompression.

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Personally I'd I could remove my spine and discard it I would.

hold on imma fetch the chiropractic pumpkin

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Th... the what????

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its just a big ass pumpkin u roll across ur back

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How big because i feel like if it isnt big enough ill just crush it-

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I sat up and every bone in my body cracked. πŸ«ͺ

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Sleepy....

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*、g0 T0 B3D TH3N!⚑️

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I just woke up. :(

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*、bUT Y0Y S4ID Y0UR S133PY S0 S133P!⚑️

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Woke up by rolling onto a thorn somehow. Owww.

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*、???? h0W DID U M4N4G3 TH4T ????!⚑️

the risks 0f sleeping 0utside

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Slept outside.

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I know but i thought i cleared my sleeping area out completely. </3

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*、wHY???!⚑️

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Do i have to have a reason?

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*、n0 BUT IM JUST CURI0US!⚑️

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Hm.

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*、hMMMMMMMMMM!⚑️

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Perhaps thats enough internet for today. I think ill sleep in the woods tonight.

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Oh... thats... lovely. ._.

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Divorce flavor is a new one.

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Snort. Well hello there.

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Cooked up a tomahawk steak out in the middle of no where with no shirt on because it is *hot* out here tonight. Steak is good though. :)

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Mood swings. :(

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And ill SUCK, and ill FUCK, and ill BLOW YOUR BACK OUT like the big bad wolf. >:B

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u promise?

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For you, yes my love. :)

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Immediately on that man like i was starved to death.

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So how would you react to being given a sudden one minute head start? Just curious is all!

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totally read tht wrong also prolyl trip

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That hurts. :(

Ah... i suppose not everyone would survive.

NO!

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R3ND3F5 0PP3NN7 C0NFU53D 50 1 W1JN

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i gotta die so evry1 can live

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I... i guess-

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533 8)

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sorry man you cant just give a motherfucker a head start n expect him not to freak out. have an imaginary stimpak for this imaginary scenario

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Im normal and entirely nonthreatening. :)

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You hear that, it's the lie detector going off again.

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No because this is the internet. On a website. Where there is no audio format.

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Its metaphorical.

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Safe to say i am... exhausted.

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Oh gods hes going to kill me at this rate.

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β–²a good time thenβ–Ό

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If this is how i go i will wear that badge with honor.

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β–²die as you lived, getting off on people hurting youβ–Ό

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Oh i think you misunderstand.

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β–²yknow what, probably, but don't correct meβ–Ό

Fair enough! Ill keep my mouth shut! :)

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Hhhokay im back.

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cool cuz i could defo go 4 seconds ;)

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πŸ«ͺ Lets get some water and a quick snack first?

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oh. we match.

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whwat are we talkign about?

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Damn, Samsung Spincycle Sloppy Toppy, huh?

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what? πŸ«ͺ

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I said what I said.

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ok.

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