π© Jake πͺ
@goliathsTerror
Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)
I love disappearing into the woods for an undetermined amount of time when im stressed. :)
Yeah im thinking the nightmare has begun.
What a beautiful morning. :)
8=l < This made me growl 8=l < But in a good way 8=l < More of that on the dash
Good morning. :)
goo morning frind πππππππππππππππππππ
T.G.I.F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank guns im friday. Last night my husband went missing in the darkness but i found him flat on his back in a field. And all around him chunks of dirt were missing from the ground. Shephards pie for dinner.
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yeah this is my new favorite chitt
I love the saying βyouβre dead wrongβ. Youre so stupid you have died haha.
Daily affirmations. Cave diving cant hurt me. Its an active choice. The cave will not sneak up on me.
you sound like you have a wife and kids
Like a sleeper agent, i awaken to my trigger word. Or something.
Your first kill together as a couple is an important relationship milestone. :)
Im a normal individual with normal brain functions and no mental illness whatsoever! (lies)
Theres a skeleton in the closet rattling his bones!
My shed. <3 #myshed
I took a hike but there were no bones. </3
Fine. Ill source my bones from the woods like a normal person. </3
Bb being a spoilsport.
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Its perfectly safe!
Dont listen to bb, its perfectly safe. :)
Who wants to try some by the way? Freshly picked elderberry is great! :)
Mm... my elderberry bush needs picking...
Theres a stage in sandwich consumption where its falling to pieces and youre desperately cupping it in your hands and its like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mayonnaise and wants to die. :(
Try opening your mouth next time you go in for a bite, instead of haphazardly cramming it against the porcelain walls you call front teeth. Just mulching your shit down.