π© Jake πͺ
@goliathsTerror
Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)
I wake up, i get a muffin, i crawl back into bed.
When they dig up my bones they will find me dyed pink by artificial strawberry flavoring. :)
Sleepy and craving pancakes.......
Im so sleepy...
I think my emotional support asshole is broken, he keeps spouting numbers at me.
I need a haircut........... where is my knife?
pls dont??? use the knife agian??? n lemme take care o it :3
hmmm yea no u got a point cool factor is a rly important thing 2 consider when gettin a haircut
Exactly! But. I *suppose* ill let you do it your way this once, ok?
E... ew...
Being a calm, gentle, non-reactive person is really hard work, which is probably why many people are none of these things. Personally i think its worth it but sometimes one does want to just roll around on the floor wailing at the top of ones lungs.
Rubbing my soul against theirs for a little bit.
Mmmm dirt....
Haha that was weird. Anyways good morning!
Death would be a kindness, after all.
Sometimes when im home alone i like to go into the garden, cover myself in dirt, and pretend im a carrot. Its very healing. :)
ghehehe tyou opretend rto vbe nme! ui qalso wenjoy opretending rto vbe xcarrot asometimes X)
aww thk u jakey :3 n know i fully support ur vegetable endeavors
I love my friends! #myfriends
B33 < *ac ambushes you with a winghug!* B33 < its nice being your furiend too jake B33 < technically im your spurrite furst and i f33l like i dont nyacknowledge that enough
!! Ah! Well im glad you at least share some sentiment about being friends and all haha. To be fair, i dont really think about it much either? The game is done after all and youre just enjoying your life!
B33 < well yeah! but its still funny to think about sometimes h33h33 B:33c < you got any plans today?
Why is my emotional support asshole dying? What did you guys do to him?
κ°ΰ¦ He said he was gonna do sum funny so I encouraged him, I ain't know it was gonna be THAT! ΰ»κ±
κ°ΰ¦ You know it's ight, at least the motherfucker got a personality :o] ΰ»κ±
ghnornign
I lost my phone somewhere on my last hike and had to get a new one. :/
aw jake... :( want me to go looking anyway?
If you want to try! You might have better luck than me honestly.
if you can trace out a route for me on a map that would help! i assume you dont have a point where you realized you lost it?
I can do that! And... honestly i think its when i started to go off the beaten path.
Sometimes i forget i am an old fucking man and have limits when it comes to crouching for long periods of time bleh!!!
My back AND neck hurt. Time to simply perish.
aw jake!! do you need some help?? i can hit you with a back massage. 8(
My back.... owwww.