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@goliathsTerror
Realized Page of Hope Ready to RRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!! He/They (0l-unreliable/pumpkin-mines)
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Your words not mine.
You just forgot.
No i didnt! These thoughts are- They arent mine! Im more than enough for them!
We are fucking swimming in sourdough bread.
BX33 < can i rent you some chest fur33zer space
Jake, your sourdough starter fucking bit me.
Whuh??? It isnt that alive????
After much wheedly needling about nerfarious contraptions and my aversion to using them (no thanks to the big cheese up above and his penchance for watching yours truly jump through shitty hoops just for a SMIDGE of bro-to-bro communication), I've decided to give this thing a whirl. So! *claps hands* Howdy! What's the haps?
omg new jakey hiii :)
Roxy! It sure is a treat to have a friendly face around. Though I am fingering the old dome over why I'm 'new'. This isn't one of your patented "lets-make-jake-believe-hes-just-a-reprint-in-the-machine-of-eternal-debt-slavery" tricks again, is it?
Great buttery biscuits! Frig. There's egg on my face. Clumped between the lashes and dripping off the honker. I'm a vertaible creamed goldenrod. Anyhoo! It's a pleasure to meet er, me.
Ah- my bad i didnt mean to throw the metaphorical egg on your face! But yes! The site is full of alternates of everyone! Jakes seem to er... Come in low supply.
Yes, dear Roro did fill me in on this whole doppelganger shebangnigans. And here I thought I was just the one sad sack on Monster Island with dual pistols and zero romance game! But it does make sense. If every troll has an alternate version or some weird bargain-bin knockoff⦠then yeah, probably a few Jakes floatin' around in this big ol' universe. Say... are you perchance a roughhousing fiend too?
Mmmmm scratch that last part on your doppelganger bit and thats me haha. But of course! With dirk of course but also brobot whooooo i see has already found you. Oh dear. Umm... If you need help let me know, he belongs to me and plays rough... too rough. :I
I slept like a loggggg.
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Would you like me to come over? I have time!
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Looking good. #tattoos #piercings [A follow up to the previous post, with the tattoo finished, protected with second skin. He's wearing different clothes, sweats hanging low on his hips and rather... provocative underwear peeking underneath. His nails are freshly painted, one hand resting on his hip with his thumb tucked in the sweats.
Hi handsome~
Hey, does anyone want some sourdough bread like.... tomorrow? I have my dough rising now and itll be all done tomorrow. I made......... a lot.
that sounds nice :) i keep try n to make bread but i always burn it lol. hard cooking things over a fire, but ive yet to find a repairable electric stove anywhere
Hmmm i should check my corpse shed.
oh man, how many corpses do you have in yours? i have 4.