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BX33 < can i rent you some chest fur33zer space
dunno what sourdough is but ill gladly consume
Where everythings jake theres sure to be dirk and his army of infernal contraptions. Were a regular bonnie and clyde if clyde insisted on bringing the remainder of his quadruplet. Dangit now im just being a boorish blatherskite! I appreciate the extended olive branch me and shall keep it as a reminder of our united front against murderous rabbits. :D
Yes, dear Roro did fill me in on this whole doppelganger shebangnigans. And here I thought I was just the one sad sack on Monster Island with dual pistols and zero romance game! But it does make sense. If every troll has an alternate version or some weird bargain-bin knockoff… then yeah, probably a few Jakes floatin' around in this big ol' universe. Say... are you perchance a roughhousing fiend too?
Roxy! It sure is a treat to have a friendly face around. Though I am fingering the old dome over why I'm 'new'. This isn't one of your patented "lets-make-jake-believe-hes-just-a-reprint-in-the-machine-of-eternal-debt-slavery" tricks again, is it?
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Looking good. #tattoos #piercings [A follow up to the previous post, with the tattoo finished, protected with second skin. He's wearing different clothes, sweats hanging low on his hips and rather... provocative underwear peeking underneath. His nails are freshly painted, one hand resting on his hip with his thumb tucked in the sweats.
oh man, how many corpses do you have in yours? i have 4.
#nowplaying #nsfw #hornyposting you want me on my knees 2 pray or to play some other pleasin role never wonder where i must have learned it all https://open.spotify.com/track/58VTP6KnZs12PcAj5rMJ4W?si=5da4e8e2a0af4027
I actually can rock with this one.
we should leave him in there 4 a couple days
mfer is chasin my cats around the house https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c9f286e8ebc5.png
hals stuck in the roomba again
doors unlocked puppy ;3
no plushies were harmed in the makin of this pic #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9d9a8050a532.png
im sure glad my plushies arent sentient theyd b so effin traumatized by the shit i had them witness #suggestive
i dont bliev u... #wink #suggestive
1F GOD T13R1NG 4LLOWS TH1S 4CROSS TH3 BO4RD 1 M1GHT 4CTU4LLY B3 1NT3R3ST3D 1N 1T.
i always get a lil embarrassed whenevr ppl who know me irl sees one of those pics.......
HOUGHH???? SLASH POS??????????
#nsfw #frotting @goliathsTerror [A picture, close enough to see the reflecting shine of piercings in Dirk's dick, with their bodies pressed together almost enough to hide them completely. Dirk's nails are painted, but chipped, as he holds them together.]
the aforementioned tiddy (+ bulge) repost 😇💅 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/190ac99dacd6.png
Eventually ill stop being so darn shy and post a photo of myself because i really do feel great lately. Confident and whatnot. :)
hey, just l1ke we d1d 1t back at the treeh1ve, haha... takes longer than a mach1ne, but man... k1nda g1ves you a sense of freedom, doesn't 1t? }:)
see? th1s 1s why 1'm #teamjake.
Very impressive but youll make an awful mess doing that. Watermelon is very messy!
nawt what i was gonna say
men #nsfw
i love whhhnen youhhre getting pouhhnded into and youhh start going from "yesyesyesyes" to "uhhffuhhffuhhhhhnhhhnfuhhfgg" #nsfw
do you enjoy being horrifying?? :D youre taking after your granny
I am honestly shaking in my big boy boots this very instant in a flavor that can only be described as neapolitan. I'm over here with a fully stacked fear-rousal-citement sundae ready to dig in, Jake. #suggestive
Casper I'm Having A Moment Get Your Club Away From Me.
Not aroused, just fascinated.
i hope youre ok grandson :/
got it chief!
Actually Cr9 says he agrees with me 9n this.
*lΩud scampering and knΩcking stuff Ωver ensues*
kudos!
S9unds like s9mething Cr9 and Mituna w9uld d9
shit i totes 4got abt todays #wizard post im soirry #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/25a8790398e2.jpg
a-heem heem... whimper... (ᵇᵇᵘᵗ ᶦⁿ ᵃ ᵈᵒᵍ ʷᵃʸ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᶠᶦᶜᵃˡˡʸ)
My ass doesn't need anything from anyone and I'd really appreciate it if we could all stop trying to get a piece of it via fistful force... #nsfw ?? I'm perfectly capable of defending myself. Do I look like a damsel in distress?
#nsfw @goliathsTerror @tipsyGalactica [The few images show Jake, Dirk, and a bit of Roro. They're a bit blurry, but clearly depicting Jake on top in both instances. Jake is covered in scratches down his chest and thighs, and both Dirk and Roro properly covered in bruises. Nothing special, nothing showy, just an awful lot of love poured into these pictures.]
id say we need even more jakes 2 balance out the number of dirks in this place
See every time i end up speaking to a real like-minded fella on here it always just ends up being another jake. At this point im doomed to only ever have a meaningful conversation with me.
Good news, the tunes of impending doom have stopped. Bad news, this doesn't mean that Vlad the Impaler has given up on me. This just means he could be lurking anywhere and my ass could be mere moments away from the whoopin' of a lifetime. For all I know I'm totally and royally fucked.
AS...The Freaky Gooner...*puts on thinking glasses that have no lenses because i don't need glasses* dirk strider and jake english on top of each other would at first be a struggle, but based on the little bit of psychoanalysis i've conducted in my free time on his entire internet presence, dirk strider is secretly one who likes to be lead rather than lead, especially for his yaoi princess...and jake english? a showboating pretty princess with a long career of shaking ass and showing off his sweaty muscles (nose bleed!!!!) and beating people up in a pumpkin patch greased up and oily and hhhrrrgggg needless to say...dirk strider may want you to think he's the top because he wants to be a stoic gay yaoi warrior...but secretly? in the pumpkin patch, when no one's around and the only person left to impress is jake english? heh... dirk strider is a bottom. and he is a beautiful warrior all the same. if he wanted me hateways we would be frontwards sideways backwards on the bed on the floor on the kitchen counter on the desk on the couch in the tub in the yard in the street in the club #nsfw #dirkcallme #yourkohaiiswaiting #jakeenglishtopstho
much appreciated boss
hey #nsfw #dashwatching https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ede571a06c06.webp
hEy mAn i'm iNtO ThAt, No fOlDiNg nEeDeD If i wAnT My nOoK FiLlEd (O:
there's nothing subversive or wrong about a man with a fat ass topping, pleasant kohais... #nsfw #wokegooning
mEsSiAh's fOrBiD A DuDe bE CoNfIdEnT. sAmE MoThErFuCkIn' LoGiC CaN Be aPpLiEd tO YoU MaN. bIgGeSt fUcKiNg yApPeR I KnOw. YoU NeEd tO Be fOlDeD ToO BrO (o:
Oh yeah, big guy. I top sometimes but we're definitely a bunch of switches in this (literal) household. #nsfw
aNd lIkE DiRk dOeS? aLl tHaT NeUrOtIc sHiT Is cOmPeNsAtIoN BrOtHeR oPeN YoUr bUlBs
Well im none of that but im still with you there captain!
JAKE CAN BE A “BOY TOY” AND STILL TOP. FIRST OF ALL. SECOND, HE COULD BE A BOY TOY THAT SOMEONE COULD CLIMB LIKE A TREE. NOT ME, OBVIOUSLY, THAT WOULD BE FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND CRAZY. BUT HIS LEGS ARE LIKE SEQUOIA TRUNKS. COME *ON*.
SEE, THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY INSTANCES WHERE OUR OPINIONS DIFFER. I RAISE YOU: HAVE YOU SEEN DIRK? DO YOU HAVE EYES?
sorry... total #teamjake stan here, haha...
my spider sense was tinglin or w/e
oh trust me hun jake tops #nsfw
still thiNK you should though. :]
thats fair, though i'm sure there are other alterNatives that doNt cost moNey out there. Troogle caN't possibly be the oNly place to maKe such thiNgs.
te quiero muchísimo @caligvlasAqvarivm <3 <3 <3 (n i miss u too) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2aced2b1c1f.png
jakey im startin 2 think u should giv them waffles
D0 U L13K W4FFLEZ?!?! Y4H WE L1K3 WAFFLEzz!! D0 U LIK3 P4NCAKEZ?? YEAH WE l1Ke pANCAEKZ!!! XDDDDD
New quest: 𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙙𝙞𝙘𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧 a 𝘽𝙤𝙮'𝙨 𝘼𝙩𝙩𝙖𝙘𝙠.
ah, that's UsUally healthy!
concept: a small dom leaning up onto their tip toes to grab their big sub by the hair and force them to bend all the way down to their eye level a small dom holding the leash to a big sub that towers over them a big sub who could so easily overpower their small dom physically making the willing choice to be beaten and bruised and not stop it from happening a big sub looking so scary and intimidating but turning into a pathetic barkbeast as soon as their small dom snaps their fingers and points to the ground in front of them (tags: Small Dom/Big Sub, even better if the big one is the top, could switch, extreme size difference, size difference, no quads mentioned, caste difference, #rankworks, #nsfw, bdsm, petplay, mm, ff, archive rating: M)
its okayyy im due 4 a day off anyway
Me every morning
then dont >:3
>> Are you.. do¡ng okay?
1 LOV3 R4NDOM D3PR3SS1ON 4ND BR34K1NG DOWN 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 N1GHT!!! >:']
technically a #wizard post https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2132ce1a6aaf.jpg
Oh, are you offering now? I really liked when you called me "chuck and fucks." Which, the actual turn of phrase is "fuck and chuck." Is that what you want to do with me~? #nsfw
I look forward to #sinday later. I've been begging to be spitroasted, do you think that will happen finally? #nsfw
aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizard https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2c561c64274.jpg
what the hell im sn꩜꩜zin here...
it worked
((Ofc. https://msparp.chat/outglutmasqerade ))
who needs porn when u can re-watch alien for the tenth time (both 4 ripley n the xenomorph) #nsfw
good band
the best part of bein nb + bisexual?? i can do both ;3 #yaoi #yuri
imma find janeys recipe book n make us some 🫡 (i cant promis it look good tho)
save me brownie cake...
yessssss im still at the lab, but ill b headin home in 15
AH- Swoon~♡
Hello~
i volunteer as tribute
“Should my offspring remember me long after I have departed this plane, I would pray it is not as an oracle enthroned above their fate, nor as one of those pitiful sages who mistake cold calculations for wisdom. Authority is among the frailest forms of devotion, and it survives only so long as fear remains to preserve it. No - let me instead be remembered as one would the warmth of a hearth long abandoned. A presence not always consciously, nor perfectly clear, but in which lies the certainty that somewhere in the architecture of one’s soul there once existed a place where becoming oneself was permitted without punishment. There are magicks capable of preserving the body against rot, the voice against silence, even the mind against the mercies of time. I have studied many of them, yet none have struck me as particularly noble pursuits. The true ambition of parenthood ought not be eternal vigilance or immortality through legacy, for legacy is merely vanity wearing ceremonial robes. Rather, it is the thankless and infinitely more difficult miracle that one’s spawn continues, even after your extinction, to seek delight in the world unashamedly. To leave behind a soul ever so capable of joy. This alone seems to me a form of magick worthy of reverence. Anything beyond it is merely another frightened scholar bargaining poorly with oblivion.” - Calmasis the Redeemed, from Complacency of the Learned by Rosalia E. Lalonde nunca te ouvidaré, mamá
apparently im cursed 2 think abt her in #nsfw ways evry time i listen 2 this one its a cravin not a crush.... https://open.spotify.com/track/629DixmZGHc7ILtEntuiWE?si=ERAz0ApZSXyfAKrGykfYNQ
@goliathsTerror
ur welcome i will cotninue 2 admire from a distance
ohDamn. goodLuck.
if u think abt it, bratting is just horny ragebaiting #nsfw ish
i got work 2 do unforchunately 😔✌️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a3e210e0cf94.jpg
c< alrigHt, stay safe! >c
Oooooh, I see! Well, I'll be very sure to notify you when I see him! Man with that description can't have gone far!
Please get back to me once you've sussed out his location.
im nawt usually a daylight hornyposter but heres a lil treat for my fav early birds #nsfw #repost https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/9ba9f7e6-9c33-475a-a13d-9140149ea0e7
that one tights trend ;3 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3e7122de8ffc.png
🤔 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2e7867c75c25.jpg
repostin my chud sons https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e5a8d600fbef.png
I d9u6t it. 6ut I guess i'll take y9ur w9rd f9r it.
5* #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/tipsyGalactica/e9f18ff8-ef7e-4668-951b-822dbdeba881
I am now. Apologies for the worry.
o btdubz heres the pic (tysm @tipsyGalactica 4 the epic photoshoot) they shodul put us in a calendar https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be0cbad3d06b.png #suggestive
technically a repost, i jus rly luv this fit n ill b wearin it 2 the gala ;3 #midnightcitygala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5dd5f9e3962c.jpg
feast ur eyes or w/e #voidstrap #nsfw #selfie https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/665fc994c347.png
It really depends who it was...
Pool day. @goliathsTerror @tipsyGalactica #suggestive #nsfw #past #selfharm #implied #scars [Attached is a picture of him in slightly too tight (and definitely too low) swim shorts, showing off the sharp angles of his hips and lower stomach. The shorts were high up, showing old, tight lined scars up his inner thighs, as well as slowly fading hickeys. He was lean, thin, with soft muscular definition in his torso.]
notes on voidstrap experimentation no.1 #nsfw - as a general rule of thumb u shouldnt stick alchemized stuff up ur cooch w/o thoroughly gaugin its levels of radiation n general physical stability - specially if the thing in question looks majyyk in nature, u def dont want a defective artifact no-clippin through ur internal organs liek in a glitchy game - aftr runnin a few tests in my lab, i concluded the object is safe 4 human (n troll) use, prolly due 2 the presence of the perfectly generic dildo in its alchemization process (sometiems u gotta stick 2 the basics!) - the obj doesnt seem 2 rely on batteries 2 function, but not only it emits an unnatural comic-lookin glow (its so pretty u guys), it will also vibrate in varyin intensities, likely dependin on the wielders emotional state - while holdin one of its ends, i could also notice how my nerves woul react 2 anything that touched the shaft, as if it waz an extra limb of sorts, what obviously presents a lot of excitin possibilities lmao - it was also cold as fuck but not in an unpleasant way by any means, so i assume thats an outcome of the void majyyks in its composition - conclusion: more functional testin is certainly in order, n im dyin 2 put this bad boy 2 good use lmao
@goliathsTerror [An incredibly blurry picture of his ass booking it into the woods.]
Orange creamsicle flavored Monster.
cozyin up w ur alt can b a form of self care @trendyGnostalgic https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3dbd528beff6.png
ok now ill b thinkin abt that 4 the rest of the nite
apparently if u combine a copy of my god hoodie && a regular ol dildo in a harness, u get a glowy void strap on #nsfw
pizza bagel... pizza bagel........ u can't just put culinary heaven all over my screen like dat and not expect me to drool like a rabid raccoon.
Lunch posting when you make it, hm?
so, how do i look? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/52bda80fa781.png
The subsequent internal dramatics range from being pissed about other people fawning over them and being damn smug that they're yours, not anyone else's.
🤔🤔🤔
its liek gettin a massage but ur also slowly dying 👍
good boy ;3
1 unspoken rule of sex is that u gotta suck the strap #nsfw
Since it appears people were at least intrigued by my appearance within Dirk's account @tenaciousTestified the other day, I have decided to grace you all with my presence.
*immedilately starts shoutin*
1 need a mans tiddies in my mouth #nsfw
#nsfw @goliathsTerror [Attached is a clip from eye level of Dirk being fucked from behind, Jake's hand around his neck, and the other gripping his hip. His face is being shoved in a pillow, but it isn't doing much to properly muffle his moans. His back is clawed up and already bandaged up a little, but there appear to be fresh ones as well. It's not a long clip, barely 30 seconds.]
I love getting what I want. #suggestive
this has a threatening aura
God forbid a man need to see someone whining and on their knees for him, damn near begging to eat him out without even opening their mouth. God forbid a man yearn. #nsfw
Getting wrecked and then going on a bumpy ass road. I'm pretending my dick isn't reacting. #nsfw
Evening, chittr
🛏💤💤
look i lov june but its effin wild 2 think theres a tiemline out there where we had a kid togethr lmao
Jake is driving his absolute wreck of a car, which he still won't let me fix up. He hates me. @goliathsTerror #itsfallingapart
Doin' some nerd ass shit with my man. @goliathsTerror #yesitispokemon #prettycardboard
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TRANS WRONGS, TOO!
the sudden need to bite someone (◕‿◕)
:33 < #transrights
Worth it. Dying justly.
they/them bulge would heal me #nsfw
It's not melting weather, so I don't need to go insane, either. A win for everyone.
Went out and we're getting some crabs. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror #fishingfriday
Happy fat fuck Friday tO thOse whO celebrate
This just in, I need hands around my neck. Dick in me, as soon as possible. #nsfw #choking
*castin testicular torsion on u* https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a63548f8379c.png
u cant even covet smeone elses majyyk amulet anymore w/o bein painted as a villain...... thats it mayb i shoul embrace it n become an evil wozard
rise n shine ;) #selfie #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/37ae741d8a2e.png
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wanna watch him do a full workout routine n then peel his shirt off and throw it at my fuckin face so i can huff tf out of it sorry not sorry #nsfw #nsfwe
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SO CUTEEEEEEEE comPutah look uP human Polygamy
oh shit sweet B)
i dont really collect a lot of cool dead shit anymore but ive been cleaning some bones for a project and holy shit fish bones are so hard to clean without damaging
new sburb patch. r0xy lal0nde can n0w g0 ape shit. 0u0
Computer. Show me two boys kissing.
im once again daydrmeaming abt boys 😌💖
Getting woken up to head is everything, actually. It should happen more often. #somno #nsfw
Accidentally falling asleep in a cuddle pile is never safe for work. #suggestive
Our Miis are 'boutta get married at this rate. Been dating for a day an' mine is all, I need to marry him now. Bro. Bro, chill. Y'all went on one date. Stop being me.
When the fuck did I pass a thousand Kults and Kulls on here. Shit. Was it the dick posting? #nsfw
Playing Tomadachi Life on my man's tits. We love it.
Cuddle posting. #cuddleposting
1 like n ill taek some wicked shmexy pics in the wiz getup
com back 2 bed silly
:) This is why we have an alchemizer in the house.
@lilShitpeta Since you said I should do it first. #bulgeposting #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e9f76d4f99d4.jpeg
siiiiiigh ok :P
<3 this if u wanna see more slutty pics of #dirk in shibari in the future or <> if u want #jake 2 be my next victim ;) #wink #nsfw
bestie i just made this shit up
Regretfully, there's no day of the week with a b. It's still #fuckyourfriendfriday for another half hour.~ #nsfw
i was savin this up 4 # tie up ur twink tuesday but after ur last post? i think its fair game ;) @tenaciousTestified #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dd47728bca02.png
Not just so I could show off. Showing off just happened to be a plus side.
Oh, you'll get yours checked on later, handsome.~ #suggestive
ohhh so thats why u were so eager 2 chew on me liek a puppy today all just so u could show off online, huh? ;) #suggestive
All his hickeys faded while he was sick. I had to put them back, obviously. @tipsyGalactica #nsfw [Attached is a picture of Roro in a partly opened pajama top - no bottoms, by the looks of it, but there's just enough covered by where Dirk has positioned himself in his lap. He is utterly covered in bruises and bite marks, some lighter than others. His neck, shoulders, down his chest. Dirk's hand is holding the shirt open in such a way that he's technically covered up.]
on this #friendshipfriday i want u guys 2 meet my troubled children antithesis, very classy, very demure. he has the soul of a sad poet n sad poet eyes n singularity, only 5 months old but has caused enough property dmg 2 make me consider returnin her ass 2 the shelter (only half kiddin) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0dd18bd5c42b.png
sorry ta ruin yer timelines wwith my presence but hey
been cloudy all wweek that i forgot wwhat the fuckin sky looked like https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f1564171f7ef.jpg
𝙿𝙸𝙽𝙽𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙷𝙸𝚃𝚃 This account will likely contain nsfw, gore, and maybe a little violence due to his past. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙿𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝙰𝚄 • Anyone who was involved during the game is revived. • Godtiered, not that he knows yet. • As soon as he woke up, he secluded himself to the beach for a few years. • He has reflected since and is not nearly as much of an asshole as he used to be. He's 30 now, he's not stupid. People can change. • He's lived on Earth C for about a decade now. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚍𝚊𝚗 "𝙴𝙳" 𝙰𝚖𝚙𝚘𝚛𝚊 • Nonbinary, they/he (no preference in either) • Aquadromantic, he's going by human standards now, though he will still use troll terminology. • He has a beach house that he's been living in since things calmed down. He doesn't get out much unless he's dragged out. Usually Kanaya is the one who does that. • Due to dying, his molts have been... pretty much halted. He's stuck at 5'5" LOL! He can still hope though. 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 ¤ 𝙱𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚜 • I will not tolerate it when Cros flirt with him. He will shoot you down in character and tell you to cut it out. • Selfcest is fine, I think its funny, but he will still turn you down lol. • I do not rp nsfw with people I don't know personally, I will still hornypost on the feed and engage with other people/other nsfw posts, but I am just not comfortable with 1v1 nsfw with people I don't know, sorry! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/85e53359e72f.png
Have to take a quick shower at nearly midnight because I'm overheating again. I'm fucking melting. #toohot #springmyass
thnk u im rly hungry...
Congrats to @golgathosTriumph for getting his ass beat into a pulp by @abjectDetermination I filmed it all in 4k. I added some edits though. #FightNight <BEATDOWN.MP4> (There's a video attached with the fight between Zabrak and Jake. Every time Jake got clobbered there were goofy ass cartoon sound effects and some fucking manual artifacting alongside meme sfx cuts dear god-- and when Jake got sent flying there's the Yamcha Pit Death pose that fades onto the screen along with the worlds saddest violin for irony.)
c< lets fucKiNg gO >c
I am trying. I am waiting patiently for my turn on the megaphone.
TRANS RIGHTS ARE BASIC RIGHTS 🏳️⚧️
part of me feels rly sad 2 see any jake gettin beaten liek this, but this effin guy sure deserves it
that track plays in my head evry single tiem i miss bein around jakey
does anyone knoww wwhen the boys kissing boys begins
You could tell Dave about it. I'm sure he'd be interested.
he does many other things liek a wolf too #suggestive
[|87 :: Real
Man is a puddle in my lap. I swear he sleeps wrong on purpose, so that I'll give him a massage.
3833 < Anyway. > #sealposting https://64.media.tumblr.com/24ca0dfc06eaf1392701a6caa8ede7b9/2fc187aa990c3cee-8c/s1280x1920/af090ced24c801c60caf2af1b69118af8adc6734.jpg
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still sick as hell, i rly gotta get back in bed gnight chat <3
thank god i live in timeline where society is taking its first baby steps still and we dont have a use for things like celebrity gossip yet not a nightmare i am looking forward to in however many centuries
last time i posted this one chittr went down 4 half an hour lmao #nsfw #boynook https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b1ba3b78b15.png
wonderin if i should repost that ol #boynook pic from a week ago... 4 the sake public knowledge ofc 💅
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HE/THEY NOOK. THAHAT'S ALL. SEND CHIT. #nsfw
I understand completely and I respect your choices!
ofujdjf oh thnk god
man :( well at least i tried nd u understood after a min
u can b u and dilf. its not just dilf or u #philosophy
the voices r tellin me 2 have a few drinks n numb out the pain but i know it would only maek me even moer sick... ro 1 voices 0 #substance
mhm tots normal n uncreepers
n i want 2 watch
My man wants to do bad things to me.~ #nsfw
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I believe what you are thinking is indeed "i cant sleep now, i have to make dinner." 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
its so fun 2 see more of jakes green here :333 now we jst need mre janey blue
Anyway!! Attempting pork chops for dinner!! Would anyone else like to partake in a bite or two? #husbandmaterial #oratleasttryingtobe!!
Some of my kinks are at least somewhat unethical to do, but at the same time. I wouldn't technically stay dead, theoretically. #nsfwe #gore #implied
// lil ooc note bc i do need to make a better pinned <3 + bc i do think its probably a good thing to touch on idk im fine with comments abt her (past) alcoholism, however it will hurt Her feelings. she will pretend to be cool with it and go haha or w/e, but it does hurt.
I think some of the weirdest shit is how gods can still get sick. We can control elements and shit but get knocked out by colds.
gimmie a min!
#breakfastposting vitamins, orang slices n an omelette (thx jakey <3) gotta boost my immuen system if i am 2 survive this cold.....
sorry chittr i bumped the server while zapping about!
oh hell no #vaguepost
I would rather see massive fucking dong and tits over suffer through the incestening. #nsfw
.......... lterally no need 2 call me out like that not my fault urs food is so good
im starvin, darlin let me put my lips 2 somethin let me wrap my teeth around the world #lyricsposting #suggestive
ily striders https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/50bfbfd0d2f5.png
ooooo i didnt kno tht u were askin i jst thought u were smilin :) its the primal ones lol
Anyway. #nsfw #bdsmtest https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/127fcbc5fcb7.jpeg
guy who was runnin aroudn outside while it rained has 2 things v high. water is wet
how can i residt ur adorbable puppy eyes <33
im p sure we could ask john 2 do the windy thing n bring the rainclouds back... dming him real quick
resident evol 2 is way scarier than i thoutfht it would be :( #gayming throught*
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { I THEORIZE THAT RAIN IS ACTUALLY MICROBE OCEANS BEING CREATED BY THE CLOUDS GODS. LIKE THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WOULD BE MICROBE SIZED, AND THE RAINDROPS WOULD BE OCEANS TO THEM. }
ill getchu a towel
Too damn hot to take my normal showers. Ice water it is. #suggestive [The photo is close up, water dripping down his neck. Peeking over his shoulders are scratches, some with little flexible bandaids covering where some broke skin. His pale curls curve around his pierced ears. Right above the historic sbahj tattoo is a new void tattoo, covered with second skin.]
its all about tha mouthfeel #suggestive #targeted
yessir o7
no need 2 howl boo, u can use em as pillows again
[Enjoying the view, clearly. Why wouldn't I be here.]
they aint that big, its just a trick of the light lol #tittytuesday #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cdd16b1d2719.png
cheesus chrsist
i wanna use his tiddies as a pillow n take a nap
i felt this tbh
chat should i post it
do u liek my new boots? ;) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5333f8854d02.png
watchin the shape of water has done things 2 my taste in monsters and men
Keep getting dragged away from what I'm supposed to be doing by my own thoughts. I kill off the overthinking Dirk and now there's the obsessive one in his place craving both of 'em right now. #suggestive
Happy birthday to Johns and Janes alike. Y'all are wonderful.
well some1 has 2 wear the strap in this household #nsfw
Both my fellas bein' exhausted as hell. Adorable as hell.
Is it still yearning if he's just in the next room? #aimedposting
Absolutely devouring a guy for dinner. #nsfw
You're to die for. No wonder. ;) #suggestive
hey ;) (#dirk took the picture so it aint a #selfie) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d87c0af3c430.png
The tables turning so aggressively in approximately 24 hours is not an expected happening, but a very appreciated one. #vagueposting
this websiet has conditioned me 2 get invested whenevr i see green text all bcs everyone w green text is so cool n hot big #shoutout 2 all the leijons, maryams, harleys n englishes out there ;)
oh, how delightfUl! i'm sUre she'll be chUffed to bits. ^u^
OMJEE jakey this is sooo freakin cute.... she tots gonna love it! (ps: u gotta teach me glasswork boo)
its janeys bday tomorrow n i made her the coolest effin gift ever (thank u rose 4 the sewing lessons <333) [A picture follows: Roro holding a handmade Jane plush, carefully stiched together. It's wearing a red apron, a dress in Jane's signature blue and it has a big red spoon in its hand.]
(( ohhh thats so helpful thank you <3 ))
(( genuine thing i appreciate about this site is being able to hover my mouse over the text for it to become white. i appreciate that ))
the only a22hole2 that get twwo hate hiim are me and hii2 2tupiid friiend group.. http2=ΣB//cdn..iimgche2t..com/fiile2/b8b45569ad55..png
𖦤 Feels / good / as / fuck / tbh :||
chat i think i liek him #flushed
> 2ure why not <
T)(at'a a good one!
The update is that I'm fine and so is everything else. I'm crazy, don't even worry about it, bro.
welcome 2 tha club big guy if u wanna take more naps throughout the day, lmk, ill join u ;)
I can get away with light vandalism. #vagueposting
mornin sleepyhead left some pancakes on the counter for u n #dirk (pls ignore that they look liek a nuclear accident)
also im pretty sure i saw #dirk fight a guy outside the bathroom las nite or it couldve been another blonde twink w dreamy eyes.... who knows #dirkreport
Yeah but I'm right. You look good as hell.
At least there's enough for you to squeeze. ;)
i made the handprint marks by paintin my hands n givin his tiddies a nice squeeze ;)
concept: swimming in the pool at a party with them, so many people around laughing and partying their arms wrapped around you close, feeling their breath on your neck as you both talk to friends and watch the liveliness of the get together continue on feeling their hands slip under the water to push your bottoms aside, grabbing their wrist to stop them with a shocked laugh "no one will notice" they mumble against your neck quietly, pulling you closer into their lap as you slowly relinquish your grip you really hope no one does (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #bonfireparty, #rankworks, #nsfw, exhibitionism, public pailing, pool pailing, unmentioned quads, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
At the club with the nerds ever. Letting Ro' dress me up never fails. @tipsyGalactica @goliathsTerror https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e2d9f63fa3d5.jpeg
banging party @totesGruesome <3 sorry i couldnt stay 4 long (promise ill give back ur swimsuit one day lol)
okay freaks pull up 2 the function or else [ A set of coordinates are posted here, sharing the location of a bonfire party. It is open invitation, free for any to attend. ] https://msparp.chat/bonfireparty# #substance #nsfw #bonfireparty
#bonfireparty happenin all day 2day p much so yall feel free 2 come n check it n hang whenevr ur feelin it, coords on my profile <3
#dirk u promised me he couldtn get in the romba :(((
PLEASE hes eaten at least 1/3 of tha muffins that were supposed 2 last a week
Speaking from personal experience, 6k songs will run you a8out 32g8 of space, so 10k totals out somewhere around 55g8!
Woah, twins!!!!!!!! I love a good challenge, though. If you're seeeeeeeerious a8out wanting to start (which you should 8e), I can totally share some trade secrets. :::;)
#dirk is currently stuffing his mouth w muffins after spendin 12h straight in his room, jakey is grinning at him liek a proud mama hen #dirkreport
here i guess, he was very confused [attached is a picture of who appears to be Dave but his colouring is blue instead of his usual red and his hair is black, sitting down on a couch with a controller in his hands, looking very confused at the camera with a raised eyebrow and smirk.]
good evvening evveryone
good morning! i hope all of you are having a good day!! :)
pls b more careful w ur hands this time around jakeyyyy it took me a while 2 fix all the chips in ur nails :p
(( A long overdue OOC intro chit!)) - Roxy "Roro" Lalonde - 26 years old | he/they | transmasc nonbinary and hopeless bisexual - Lives with Dirk (@tenaciousTestified ) and Jake (@goliathsTerror ) on Earth-C; - Is currently in a weird situationship with his two roommates, but still fucks around a lot; - High masking AuDHD and it shows; - Has overcome his alcoholism over the years and still drinks socially most times. #substance. Dirk and Jane does their best to keep Roro from drinking on weekdays; - Is exploring his masculine identity, but doesn't mind being she/her'd occasionaly and referred to by more feminine terms. Will chitt about #dysphoria and his relationship with gender sometimes; - Will post a lot of #nsfw, including nude selfies and lewd collabs with other accounts, as photography is one of his hobbies.
PINNED CHIT - 26 years old | he/him | cisgender and somewhere queer wise - roommates with Roro, Jake, and Jane. Hal is also alive and separate from ARquius. - situationship type relationship with Roro and Jane, officially with Jake. - Autistic, Borderline Personality Disorder, probably some other shit too. - does robot commissions, struggles with fixations and needs to be dragged away at times - involved with au including @goliathsTerror and @tipsyGalactica - can be #nsfw and #mentalhealth related at times. Discusses past accidental #emotionalabuse
You just love showing off. ;) #suggestive
you are most certainly the largest jake ive met so far! 0v0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6202da820a3.png
reply with your height for a visualizer of us side by side! 0v0 (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, height difference, #nsfw, size difference, im quite tall for a rustblood gomen, im up a few molts on most of you, archive rating: M)
ur cute so ill allow it
Cheese and crackers dude youre really putting the GOLIATH in your name to proper use.
u don have 2 rub it in our faces mr skyscraper #silly
damn good time with @tipsyGalactica last night #nsfw #nsfwe https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fda73d2ecc9a.png
im just pull ur leg lmao happy ur here in tha hellhole w us <3
cracked
let me aid u w the bullying that guys a tough nut 2 crack
3833 < I fuckcing love bread. > 3833
oh my god he saw my post chat im cooked #vague
one of my #selfdestructive traits is wanting 2 wrestle jakey knowign full well ill end up pinned to the kitchen floor his big sculpted and sweaty body pressin down on me heavily and were both panting and groanin from overextension-- sry i got a lil too carried away #nsfw