Ghost
@brainghostDirk
Some call me Ghost. Best viewed on dark mode. [ccyanideapples]
Don't believe him, he has human remains in there.
Sorry for being so weird and cringe and gross and awkward and disturbing and creepy and off putting. It will happen again.
Everything is spiders.
I'm a fucking prisoner here. Help me. Get me out. They're so annoying.
Damn, sorry to hear that.
Don't apologize, you're part of the problem.
I know, that's why I felt obligated to apologize but, I guess that's my cue to stop so you can keep your sanity.
I need him to explode or something.
He's nasty.
Poor dude is getting all up in his head about this doctor appointment.
Why is this the first thing that comes to mind when he wakes up?
Big dog getting his ass handed to him again.
Hah.
Nothing unusual at least.
Yeah, same old shit.
Also, physical intimacy is nice and all, but I don't think I could ever really handle it, not cause I'm repulsed by it no no, cause I'm still a very touch starved individual. #suggestive
how bout you start with like a hug but with space between left for jesus like a little middle school dance waltz with somebody
Shit, you know I always gotta leave enough room for big J, but for real I've been through the thought process a million times bro, i think there virtually no way I can avoid at least having some kind of overstimulation fueled breakdown.
get it out of the way then give in to the feels and maybe theyll calm the hell down next time therapy might work too
Been going to therapy, it's been a slow but steady process.
youll get there man one day soon it wont even be a problem
Shit I know, but fuck it's gonna be a long ass journey, like a journey to the west, fucking call me sun wukong.
The cheat code is slowly building up the amount of touch you can handle while your brain is a a little fuzzy and not at full capacity yet. I started out with those hand holds that are just fingers linking while I was barely awake and functioning. Doesn't help with being touch starved but it does make it easier to handle skin-to-skin contact without wanting to rip all the arm hairs out pore by pore.
Shit, that is a pretty solid cheat code, maybe there's hope for my sorry ass yet.
Tip: Firm is better than light. Feels more solid and less tickly so it only feels like one sensation instead of 12
Noted.
I need you guys to know he's fucking giggling and kicking his feet like a teenager.
HHHHUUUUUSHHHHHFHHDHDJSJFHDHHFHDF YOURE SO MEAN!
That's funny as fuck.
I know, which is exactly why I said something.
Dude, I would so offer you a bro fist pump right now.
BRO???
Yeah.
BRO...
Bro.
I'll let Cal take it for me.
BRO!!!
How interesting. I'm keeping you.
Is this the one you're attached to? I'll keep you too.
What a interesting post.
I am intrigued.
I might elaborate, probably won't cause it's more fun to keep people guessing, but since you are me, I'm sure you'll crack the code in no time.
Perhaps.
This is so embarrassing.
sorry hun :/
My dick is hard, this shouldn't be a thing.
Eh...
Eh?
Had to sit outside the room like a dog.
Damn.
It's fine. I'm just annoyed I can't do more to give them the privacy.
bby i dont rly mind bein watched
I'm sure they appreciate the gesture either way.
I know, but I am not one of your regular partners.
Mm..
Okay but bro thats like... actually so sweet of you?? Very few ghosts have the discipline to sit outside and NOT eavesdrop through the walls of somebodys thinkpan. Ill say you totes earned a good boy treat for excellent doorstep behavior ˚.🦴 ᵎᵎ
..... Interesting..... Anyways. Thanks. I suppose.
Water illegal in the ocean.
Tacos banned from Taco Bell really.
Wattpad has fallen. No more being sold to One Direction fanfics. Fork outlawed from kitchen.
Go to Archive of Our Own, duh.
That's what AO3 is for.
Shit, can't forget about good old a03.
Sooo.. BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE IN THE WOOOOOORLDDDD JOIN US.. LETS BE SOLD TO HARRY STYLES..,, TOGETHER.. (if you want)..,,
AO3 has never let us as a society down.
Oh I see. Ha.
Truly, a03 is the remaining pillar that holds up society, I fear for the day it shuts down, we all are doomed.
The day that happens is when the world ends.
Truly.
I refuse to stop.
Dread.
I think Jakes wanting to hunt people for sport in the woods is just par for the course.
He brain on my Dirk til I ghost.