♦ pitied by @brainghostDirk
I would say youre not missing out on much unless you fancy gratuitous puppet sex but im learning quick on this site that im actually an exception to the rule.
Well. Thats not awkward at all. I suppose i shouldnt be surprised that for all the millions of you splinters out there its not like youre all holding hands singing kumbaya. Thank you anyway though bro.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God fucking dammit.
i knew scrollin thru my camera roll was a bad idea... the whole things a trap of my own makin #suggestive
This is painfully relatable.
Going on night walks is really lovely until you end up getting rained on because it was already dark outside and you didnt notice the clouds going all grey. :(
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
Had a walk. Feeling a lot better. Hope youve all been well.
Anyways, I'm done talking about him and giving him any attention. Happy pride month! Let's go, gays!
He called me pretty last night and we had a normal conversation for the first time since this all went down and it kinda felt like he didnt hate my friggin guts for once and you know i was thrilled at the time! But now i kinda wish we didnt have that chat because i just cant stop thinking about him again. I dont understand why he messes with me like this i really dont!
I attempt to have a normal day wherein I am not lusting after tall handsome men only to be bombarded by a wave of likes by one particular tall handsome orange man... and feel my womb tighten up in want and desire. #nsfw
Some of you are so fucking awful when it comes to saying inappropriate stuff at horrible times and i cant really even be that mad about it because im a little more pissed off about my dead boyfriend. Who if i havent mentioned it yet. Is pretty darn dead.
I hate that man.
I keep thinking about when I was called an under-socialized puppy. What the fuck.
Some of these men need to stop being hot. They can't mind their damn business. Put that shit away. #Suggestive I guess.
Everything is. Fine.
I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
honestly i dont think youd want to be in my head either rn #hangover #substances
I can not tell you it will get better. I only cope with the inevitable.
It is a curse. Being a Dirk splinter.
On the topic of dirk im not sure why people keep asking me if hes my boyfriend. That seems like a pretty common error.
Food.
Does anyone know how to cook. Urgent.
#Help
I love dirk i do think hes a real great bro. Like pretty much the best theres ever been. Totally fucking capital. But he sure does know how to go on these really long winded uncomfortable rants that kind of make it feel like hes trying his hardest to get under my skin. Of course i wouldnt change the guy for the life of me but gosh does he really know how to make me uncomfortable sometimes!
Good news, the tunes of impending doom have stopped. Bad news, this doesn't mean that Vlad the Impaler has given up on me. This just means he could be lurking anywhere and my ass could be mere moments away from the whoopin' of a lifetime. For all I know I'm totally and royally fucked.
Was it not cavy!? Argh!!
Oh. :(
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oh my fuckin christ what was even the point of playin & beating that stupid awful game what was the point of ANY of this NYOOTS R GONE :'( #nyootsgone #EXTINCT #FOREVA?
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dirks i know you mean well but my brain spent 13 years being programmed to respond with fear and anger at any sign of kindness from bro because there was always a catch so i think i need to work through this on my own right now thank you
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
https://file.garden/aeOMvmIuTArjgbHp/davegames2.png and the #stridergames have begun! my condolences to @daveBot, the first casualty!
Ok I’m gonna come out and say it. Yall other mes are being such losers right now. Not talking about the single one that showed up or the Dave I made honorary Dirk for the hour cause he’s cool like that. But seriously we get one good thing and yall over here hiding and shit.
i find myself in Strange Hours for once, desiring Company that i do not have Access to. unfortunate. to Work it is.
:( thEy ArE sOld OUt Of bAgEls