♦ pitied by @brainghostDirk
Fucking hell those eyes..
Damn, don't know if the twinge of jealousy I feel is because I want part of that action, or cause I couldn't record it, bet it would be like watching the Mona lisa get painted all over again. #Suggestive
I would say youre not missing out on much unless you fancy gratuitous puppet sex but im learning quick on this site that im actually an exception to the rule.
Well. Thats not awkward at all. I suppose i shouldnt be surprised that for all the millions of you splinters out there its not like youre all holding hands singing kumbaya. Thank you anyway though bro.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
God fucking dammit.
i knew scrollin thru my camera roll was a bad idea... the whole things a trap of my own makin #suggestive
This is painfully relatable.
None of my creations ever give me a break. Sometimes I wonder if it was a mistake to give them so much free-reign, but it'd be pretty fucked up not to give them their own autonomy after they've come so far.
Anyways, I'm done talking about him and giving him any attention. Happy pride month! Let's go, gays!
I attempt to have a normal day wherein I am not lusting after tall handsome men only to be bombarded by a wave of likes by one particular tall handsome orange man... and feel my womb tighten up in want and desire. #nsfw
I keep thinking about when I was called an under-socialized puppy. What the fuck.
Some of these men need to stop being hot. They can't mind their damn business. Put that shit away. #Suggestive I guess.
Everything is. Fine.
I am so calm. perfect image of calm. The soothing words of your sons rapping and the other one beatboxing help tons.
honestly i dont think youd want to be in my head either rn #hangover #substances
I can not tell you it will get better. I only cope with the inevitable.
It is a curse. Being a Dirk splinter.
Good news, the tunes of impending doom have stopped. Bad news, this doesn't mean that Vlad the Impaler has given up on me. This just means he could be lurking anywhere and my ass could be mere moments away from the whoopin' of a lifetime. For all I know I'm totally and royally fucked.
Oh. :(
☀︎ᯓInTeReStInG InDeEd (I T☆TaLlY HaVe n☆ IdEa wHaT Y☆Ur tAlInG Ab☆uT)ᯓ☾
oh my fuckin christ what was even the point of playin & beating that stupid awful game what was the point of ANY of this NYOOTS R GONE :'( #nyootsgone #EXTINCT #FOREVA?
Me after commenting on his post: Nah it's fine he probably didn't even see that. #ILoveCoping.
Ok I’m gonna come out and say it. Yall other mes are being such losers right now. Not talking about the single one that showed up or the Dave I made honorary Dirk for the hour cause he’s cool like that. But seriously we get one good thing and yall over here hiding and shit.
i find myself in Strange Hours for once, desiring Company that i do not have Access to. unfortunate. to Work it is.
:( thEy ArE sOld OUt Of bAgEls