DIRK
@conceitedEngineer
Art by defstanis
Your name is Dirk Strider. You’re transgender, ftm, but that’s probably the least interesting thing about you. You and your friends won the game at great expense and now live in early retirement on a planet of your own creation. You’ve seen remarkably little of it as you spent a hefty two years huddled in your home working on the “revival” of Dave through the only means you could manage. Now you’re awash with too much free time and nothing meaningful to do with it. Boundaries: - No incest. I ooc block for this. - Selfcest is fine. Art by defstanis https://i.imgur.com/DcECZkH.jpeg
Need a man who cries every time he jerks off. Pathetic style.
thought you were one of em, no?
God forbid a guy enjoy himself.
i ain't §ayin that it'§ bad.
Fair enough.
Shaking things up which translates roughly to I’m making the strife bot choreograph a fight to a playlist of its choice and it’ll be my job to keep up with the beat.
https://i.imgur.com/V4b2QTn.jpeg
WHAT IIS THIIS STRANGE COLORFUL LUSIIII AND THE LIITTLE LUSIIII PERCHED VERY CLOSE BY
Big one’s a horse and the lil one’s a cat. They’re not lusi. Just earth animals.
OH OHHHH OHHHHHH THIIS IIS A ""HORSE"" II HAVE LEARNED ABOUT THIIS LIIFEFORM BEFORE II AM DELIIGHTED TO BE SEEIING IIT FOR THE FIIRST TIIME II LOVE HOW THE FACE IIS COLORED MOST OF ALL WHAT IIS THE PURPOSE OF THE ""HORSE"' AND THE ""CAT""
Their purposes vary. Typically they’re for companionship or work. Horses might be ridden to help herd cattle, or they might be ridden in barrel racing at a rodeo, and some people just like having them around. Cats are close to the same. Might be a barn cat to keep rodents and snakes from scaring the horses or just a pet that gets to roam the ranch.
II HAVE BEEN READIING REREADIING AND REREREADIING THIIS CHIITT FOR PERSONAL JJOY AND FULFIILLMENT THESE ARE GLORIIOUS JJOBS FOR SUCH ADORABLE CREATURES THANK YOU FOR SHARIING THIIS IINFORMATIION WIITH ME
I am exhausted. I could sleep now but it’s close to the time I usually wake up so what’s the point?
Some of you get a bad back because you shrimp at your desk all day. Me? I’m immune.
I can confirm making your own AI from a brain scan is not wise. I can also confirm making someone else’s brain scan into an AI is somehow less wise.
have unfortunately already repliicated your re2ult2 and conclu2iion iin regard2 two makiing an AII off one'2 own braiin 2can. 2iigh. IIt ii2 2omethiing II have dii2cu22ed wiith other diirk2 and II 2tiill do not feel ethiically 2ound about the 2tep2 II have taken, wiith the frozen hu2kdriive2 on my de2k a2 a cycliical remiinder of my unparalleled curiio2iity whiich of cour2e iit iinheriited and multiipliied 100 fold.
Yeah. Nothing like being told ‘get fucked’ by yourself at approx 2am on a Thursday. You can be warned against it and about the ethical issues over and over but they won’t dig into your mind until you’re already staring at a screen and realize it’s staring back. Then you have to figure out what to do with it. I didn’t have the stomach to destroy or pause his existence in the end.
II wii2h II had any other choiice. Here ii2 my tale of woe iif you can learn anythiing from iit, or perhap2 even a22ii2t wiith my prediicament. II am 2tiill gutted iit had two come two thii2 though.
Skimmed so I don’t have the full rundown but yeah. At that point I think you’ve got to put it on the chopping block. I got lucky. AR is, arguably, a friendlier version of me. He didn’t go all ‘world domination’ so now he’s living freely doing whatever the fuck. I think Dave’s in contact with him? Anyway. You created something that’s sentient, sure, but if it lacks empathy I don’t know if you could really consider it much more than an invasive species that needs to be, in a word, culled. If you don’t want to hang onto it or destroy it yourself, I can. It wouldn’t be the first time. Not anymore.
II only have 2 rea2on2 for keepiing them around one ii2 2elfii2h and the other ii2 a la2t re2ort. Eiither way II have determiined thii2 ii2 my burden, and iit ii2 iin 2uch a 2tate that iif the driive2 2hould go mii22iing, they 2hall never be recovered. The OTP two decrypt them liie2 iin only one 2iingular fle2hy prii2on.
Fair enough. Hopefully it’s a last resort you never need.
Peak masculinity is not impeded by having tits. Get them pierced to really emphasize your masculine prowess.
fr tho it works feelin manlier than ever 💅
fr tho it works feelin manlier than ever 💅
gawd damn this shit double sent 4 whatever reason
You get it. There’s nothing better.
Oh. It’s horny hour. Noted. My contribution is that I sent tit pics for him to wake up to. Favorite pass time activity.
https://i.imgur.com/UATMtPR.jpeg
Fuck it. Meow.
(⊱♓︎⊰) i hate you, die
Gladly.
(⊱♓︎⊰) okay cool where you wanna die?
:33< meow
#currentmood https://i.imgur.com/65V9aup.jpeg
Alright. Gay and horny time. I've been stuck on the memory of the beat of his heart beneath my fingers. He's hot, burning against my skin, and he's perfect like this. Each time he finds the courage to search for eye contact and I reward him with it his breath stutters. It's easy to trace down his chest. Down between the line of his abs and closer to where he's giving me puppy eyes to focus my attention. His clothes aren't off yet but he's already such a mess. I can feel him tense so I ease my touch to a crawl just to hear his complaint of a sigh. I know what he wants. I'm going to make him ask for it. Ugh. I really need to stop reminiscing. There's too much fucking empty time in the day. I need a better outlet.
If no one appreciates horse hours the Zahhaks and myself are dead.
It's an honor to have you attend them.
https://i.imgur.com/oMJHcVY.jpeg
8=D < Ha. Yes. Silly mode.
D — How silly. —>
Get yourself a man who will be in the middle of the fucking forest and still somehow find a spot with just enough signal he can snapchat you a dick pic.
Alright. I'm taking an early reprieve from #yearninghours. Enjoy your self-flagellation.
8=D < Beautiful. Wild. Free. We could all stand to take a page out of her book.
Majestic.
Welcoome back king
8=D < Thank you. I did not think my absence would be noticed.
YEAH. THE LAST PAGE WHERE SHE GETS TuRNED INTO GLuE. NO CREATuRE SO MAJESTIC DESERVES SuCH A STICKY ENDING.
Indigoos hoold oontoo each oother
8=D < A cruel end. But if all we consider is the future, we will be unable to truly e%ist in the present. It is the most awful sort of time travel, borrowing grief from the future.
8=D < The kinship held between two individuals of a similar b100 hue is truly unshakable... I must confide in my indigo-bleeding brothers and sisters more often.
There's nothing quite as fucked as wanting what some of your splinters have.
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I'm decidedly keeping my paws politely to myself. I don't think he'd appreciate feeling smothered again.
The guy with more wanderlust than four Indiana Jones put together in a single body.
#YearnHours
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