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@conceitedEngineer

And so you repeat the same steps, reach the same conclusion, and still view yourself as the most sane of them all.

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Every once in a while I sleep like the dead and wake up feeling as if I’ve been gone for no less than a decade. And maybe concussed.

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A man can only wear so many lidocaine patches before it becomes ridiculous.

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Congratulations on giving up the smokes!

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Lidocaine is a pain medicine. Nicotine would be if I were giving up smoking.

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Oh. Er. Then my condolences? I hope you feel better soon.

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You got a laugh out of me. Consider me cured.

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They do say laughter is the best medicine so if youre itching for another fix you can hit me up anytime bromeo.

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I'll keep that in mind, my bronurse.

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@conceitedEngineer[CE]

Anyway, #horse.

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Horse.

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Neigh.

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Neigh.

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My god man his goggles dont fit.

It’s fine. He doesn’t need them. He merely wears them for fashion.

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That’s actually hilarious.

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I allow him to wrap his hand around my throat. He doesn’t squeeze. Scar tissue is insanely sensitive to pressure despite being largely numb to most types of sensation. Everything feels heavier than it is. Am I stupid for letting him? I’ve made it clear what I want but he’s refusing to take the final step. Do I press? Lean into his palm? But then there comes the concern that he’ll reel back and never place his hand on me again.

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This is, in part, a metaphor.

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It takes a special kind of guy to get you so desperate you end up with bruised knees and happily humiliated.

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I’m so pent up it’s a problem. I might make it everyone else’s. Specially y’all’s. I’m going to horny post an obnoxious amount. You’ll all be sick of me by this time tomorrow.

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I really just want to be eaten out.

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Shoutout to my fellow dominant bottoms.

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Calling him a good boy while I’ve got his jaw between my fingers, forcing him to focus on the praise despite being out of it. A good dog listens.

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I could post something fist clenchingly horny about wanting to collar a guy before riding him but it’s not even 10am yet.

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:33 < i suppurrt mew, do it anyways

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#GoodBoysWanted.

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You’re right.

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B33 < go off king

it's never too early for #petplay, collar that guy

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I would say I can’t ever let them know my next move but this is predictable.

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Dude weve been h0rny p0sting s0 d0nt w0rry

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://3 < you should definitely post it

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It’s posted.

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Neigh.

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D⟶Earth American painted hoofbeast

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A real beauty, isn’t it?

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#Horse.

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#dog

#HorseAndDog.

#horsedog

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#Horg. Or maybe #dorse.

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Horses are the key to my remaining sanity.

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Fuck yeah. #horsehour

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#Horse

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>> poor hormડe He 1ookડ 1¡ke he'ડ ડtrugg1¡ng

Nah, don’t worry. Have you ever seen these things when given a ball? They go crazy.

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>> ¡ have ડeen v¡deoડ before! !! 1arge mamma1ડ ¡n genera1 rea11y ડeem to 1¡ke the ba11ડ

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Damn sure do.

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Still no #horsehour why do I even log on.

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be the change you want to see in the world

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Could try to make it horse hour.

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You’re right.

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Let’s make it hapen.

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You’re all disappointing.

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strongly agree

Are yOOu upset abOOut being tall :< I'm sOOrry yOOu're 5'1 mister it must suck being tall....

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This is about horses, not whatever emo shit you have going on.

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Are you in my walls?

i just hate everything it's my thing especially lalonde's specifically roses

NOO? I am tending my garden :>

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Edgy.

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Haha. Nice.

correct

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#HorseHours

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I’m manifesting.

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I am curious how many versions of me dust their desks.