Dirk.
@telemachusTestified
Do I even need to really say anything for myself? [ icon art by @vallydoggo on tumblr! ]
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Why the fuck did Hal just send me this.
You make a communication device for somebody. And now I can't stop hearing the same fucking "Amaze, amaze, amaze" around the lobby without a moment of peace. The things I do for people. Really.
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✨🍭🕷️ SO true 🕷️🍭✨
xx_sasuke_<3_xx
(｡♥‿♥｡) AHHH MY HUSBANDOOOO THERE HE IS SO GLITTERY AND COOL AND EEEEEE KYAAAAAA ♫
--- |oh who is that? that doesn't look like a troll is that another human? it's very sparkly| _____
Is that Sebastian Black Butler in y-o-o-ur ic-o-o-n
This is a blingee'd Sasuke. He is -o-o-ur knight in shining arm-o-o-r.
/▽＼*)｡o○♡ YES YES YES YES MY OTHER HUSBANDOOOOOOOOO ♫
--- |oh sasuke is a good name he looks like a sasuke. what is blingeed?| _____
Dirty Dew
You're welcome for the horse-filled hysteria this midmorning, by the way.
Thanks, Dirky Turkey! This trend is a real party!
Fact: The recorded fastest horse breeds include the Thoroughbred racehorse, which can run at up to 44 miles per hour (70.8 kilometers per hour), and the American Quarter Horse. Some of the best sprinters can run up to 55 MPH (88.5 KPH.)
which one is the roundet
Naturally. This only counts for standard horse breeds that humans have access to today. They pale in comparison to those of much more luxurious and supernatural standards, such as pegasi.
OH HE IS A FRIEND
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Horse fact: They can remember your guilt.
what !
im so fucking scared
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someone help is anyone there hello god please someone
Work it harder. Make it better. Do it faster. Makes us stronger.
Sucks to be those other guys. I have more important business to take care of.
Raining in four hours. Somebody give me a four-hour long task to do before the storm rocks my shit.
0pen y0ur m0uth and tilt y0ur head up the m0ment it starts t0 p0ur
/wtf u mean before it rocks ur shit r u a 𝐋eaf or somethn go inside bruh y u in the rain
I can be sane and normal on this site.
Loud Incorrect buzzer.
This wasn't an invitation for commentary.
I know that, but you could've just let a guy be delusional in the comforts of his pocket on the internet.
I would rather off myself via horse trampling than to read you saying those words ever again.
Yee fuckin' haw.
Glad to see you being a good sport about it hehe. I tip my hat to you pardner. My cowboy hat that is! https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExc3dkdXRoMXNycHF4cno3M2R2a2Rld2xjOXFndWY0Njl0bGtjdzRlMCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/oTAaw2tw6BRrlqIlOG/giphy.gif
you go cowboy
I wouldn't be surprised if you actually owned one of those at some point. Would get us real up and at 'em playing cowboys and outlaws or something.
Who do you think youre talking to buster? https://i.pinimg.com/736x/34/af/2a/34af2acd045f396874d2c9827afcedf7.jpg
@imJunior Been doing a little sleuthing and keep seeing that little icon by folks' names every now and then. Considering my account theming, this feels like an appropriate ask and you're the guy to call for it, so. Horse me up, bro.
Neigh! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #honse
H-o-o-nse!
Hmm.
when did you make an account on here??? o_O
Relax, I'm not here to tattle on you. I could give less of a damn of what everybody's doing on their own social media accounts. I'm just... doing business.
Don't feel like I'll be needing to have a tag out for this shit, but if you are so inclined to be introduced to more racehorse history alongside their girlified counterparts then I'll consider making a tag for this or something if you want to follow along. It'll be most of what I post, anyway, so I thought it'd be a bit redundant. But if it's what the people want, I might comply.
Can't forget talking about the Uma. Everybody knows Gold Ship, whether they want to or not on account of how much she (and the actual stallion) have been meme'd to death. Gold Ship is described as unpredictable and free-spirited, the main trickster haunting the halls of Tracen Academy and one of a handful of runners with natural proficiency in being an End Closer, aka those that save their energy until the very end of the race to absolutely blaze through the rest of the pack. Gold Ship is mostly known to play pranks on Mejiro McQueen, and in the anime often got into several shenanigans sustaining injuries but remaining in perfect condition despite that.
