Dirk.
@telemachusTestified
Do I even need to really say anything for myself? [ icon art by @vallydoggo on tumblr! ]
Thinkin' about that Quiznos coytoe again.
I don't even care I fucked up spellting coyote somehow. I just woke up and this was the first thing that beamed out of my subconscious.
Even cowgirls get the blues.
Sometimes I'm glad that the specific Dave I know from my timeline isn't on here. That and our John. More specifically our John now that I'm thinking about it.
Does this to you as you're scrolling.
...?? you wish for me to be jump kicked again? it will be the same result....
And all you gotta do is pick yourself up off the floor and keep going. Whether or not it be from getting jump kicked or otherwise.
...yes, sure, but i'd rather not be if i can help it. it's a hassle to gather my own limbs....
To be fair, I thought you would've anticipated such on account of indirectly calling me an "evil ass horse."
#NowPlaying While in the workshop for another 10 hour sprint. https://youtu.be/nb8CnIo_-_A?si=biFt0n22tM1D90Qq
Why the fuck is he orange.
WHY ARE PEOPLE ASKING THIS. IT IS A BETTER COLOUR. THAN THE SHITTY GREEN OF OUR DEAD SISTER.
Check this shit out. [ Attached is a video, taken from Dirk's phone. It's angled on the floor, the reason being that as he pulls up his pants, it reveals some realistic but beautifully made bionic equestrian hooves. They're like metal boots, and he tests out one good stomp. 'Bad Apple' starts playing immediately after the stomp, and the video ends with clipped off laughter from someone else behind the camera. ]
Thanks. This is just a prototype for what I want to be working with, still need to get the weight distribution settled for balance. They'll be much sweeter once I've finished ironing out all the kinks.
They're stellar, and 1 love the aesthet1c. Are they just boots, or full on prosthet1cs?
These are just boots, I still have my normal legs intact. Should anything happen, though, I don't see how hard it can be to reinforce them for that purpose.
You look great, even 1f they aren't your actual legs. 1'd suggest a th1gh h1gh vers1on of stab1l1ty mechan1sm are needed. And cause 1t'd look great.
Hmm. These at least go up to my calf. That would provide more stability to be thigh high... And also hot as hell. I'll consider giving it a try.
Lot of Strider's out and about. Guess I better do my part: Neigh, bitch.
Hm. No comment for this one.
Always interesting to see how the splinters and alternates are doing. Makes me think sometimes about how things could've been different.
(( chat i'm not gonna lie to you after i posted those horse electrolytes i very nearly ended up passing out. saw that shit in my dreams. #whatdatmean
You know what? Here. Flemish Horse on your timeline. You're welcome. #horseposting
If it's God's work, then by jove call me the Prometheus of Equine Entertainment.
The people yearn for more horse posting from the horse guys. Typical Monday morning in the offchances I'm actually active on here.
Match made in horse.
It is, yeah. Guess Muckrake really knows how to draw in a crowd, huh. Though I'm finding it's also making me just as curious about, say. Individuals of interest alongside it.
8=D < She does, for better or for worse, she is a talented writer. 8=D < But let me ask, how so? 8=D < What interests you?
Well, to forego the beating around the bush and to volley straight into it: You. Assuming that, by reactions of the sort, you're an object of interest within the whole thing.
Glad to know we're on the same page, then. Least I hope so. I'd preferably like to avoid getting too crass on main, y'know. Gotta be a man of tact and shit. So?
Well. If you wanna really get into how interested I am in you, maybe we could take this somewhere a little more private.
What the fuck did I just read that guy referring to himself as.
You would think my adderall would get me to be off my ass and working on something important, but no. I've been reconstructing a 30-second snippet of a song preview I heard at random but can't pinpoint down to locate. I don't think I've moved my eyes off a screen since I had breakfast this morning.
<-H HAVE YOU EATEN SINCE THEN. <-H PROPER MEALS ARE IMPORTANT.
I mean, I've gotten up to get myself a snack since being on here at the least. Not entirely sure about any other time, things felt like they were going by in a blur.
<-H MAYBE YOU SHOULD TAKE A MOMENT AND PREPARE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF. <-H EVEN IF ITS JUST A SANDWICH OR BOWL OF CEREAL.
Horse Fact: I'm going to kill you.
What the fuck is happening.
